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Ibn Khattab
12-02-08, 09:12 PM
...Give me so much jokes mashallah.

in past couple weeks ive met a few northerners including ummah people as well :p and i cant understand what you guys are on about half the time.

Like one bro was saying something..."eeer ya alreeght, whuts with the lads rond eeer"... and im like :rubeyes::rubeyes::rubeyes: ermm "Bonjour:o"

like whats with the weirdo accent i didnt know you guys were THAT bad loool.

Stylish-Girly
12-02-08, 09:13 PM
Lol i agree

Hides :embar:

Umm Haya
12-02-08, 09:14 PM
AssalamuAlaykum

*highly offended*

Nowt wrong with ma accent Aryyt!

WassalamuAlaykum

Ibn Khattab
12-02-08, 09:20 PM
another thing...




you guys dont know how to use the tube :rotfl: you might as well be from pakistan loooooooooooooooo.

Umm Haya
12-02-08, 09:23 PM
another thing...




you guys dont know how to use the tube :rotfl: you might as well be from pakistan loooooooooooooooo.

AssalamuAlaykum

Whats the tube? :scratch: You mean train? Talk in our lingo and we'd understand! :outta:

WassalamuAlaykum

Stylish-Girly
12-02-08, 09:25 PM
AssalamuAlaykum

Whats the tube? :scratch: You mean train? Talk in our lingo and we'd understand! :outta:

WassalamuAlaykum

Lol the underground like yeah choo choo, in Landan?

Umm Haya
12-02-08, 09:26 PM
Lol the underground like, in Landan?

AssalamuAlaykum

Oh ok :o and whats with the accent? Landan? Its Lundon :outta:

WassalamuAlaykum

P.S You mean the train! :smack:

Stylish-Girly
12-02-08, 09:26 PM
another thing...




you guys dont know how to use the tube :rotfl: you might as well be from pakistan loooooooooooooooo.

Even i get lost on that :rubeyes: is coz im not as smart as the others :(

Stylish-Girly
12-02-08, 09:28 PM
AssalamuAlaykum

Oh ok :o and whats with the accent? Landan? Its Lundon :outta:

WassalamuAlaykum

P.S You mean the train! :smack:

Gurwl is Landan, thats how they say it :inlove:

Zesty
12-02-08, 09:28 PM
I fink i know who youre talking about laaakkk :eek:

Umm Haya
12-02-08, 09:29 PM
AssalamuAlaykum

You lots is propa laak freekeh mon :outta:

WassalamuAlaykum

Stylish-Girly
12-02-08, 09:33 PM
AssalamuAlaykum

You lots is propa laak freekeh mon :outta:

WassalamuAlaykum

Aslong as you kewl about it :up: lol Salaam

Kubs
12-02-08, 09:33 PM
That's called generalising. :rolleyes:

Most northerners I know have a very posh accent.

Umm Haya
12-02-08, 09:34 PM
Aslong as you kewl about it :up: lol Salaam

AssalamuAlaykum

Course am cool wid it :inlove: loq k I think thats enough from me now, back to being err normal *coughcough*

WassalamuAlaykum

Umm Haya
12-02-08, 09:36 PM
That's called generalising. :rolleyes:

Most northerners I know have a very posh accent.

AssalamuAlaykum

LOQ I've been told that, I dont believe it though...its just the beauty of your perception me dear... :outta:

WassalamuAlaykum

bint
12-02-08, 09:37 PM
Ibn K..tis not our fault that you mix with the wrong people!

:D

Ibn Khattab
12-02-08, 09:45 PM
All northeners are like that, fair enough one or 2 id understand, but ask a northerner whats an oyster card and hell look at you like you just proposed to him :rotfl:

Stylish-Girly
12-02-08, 09:45 PM
I think the Birmingham accents weird, East Midlands all they way yay yay!!

That's called generalising. :rolleyes:

Most northerners I know have a very posh accent.

Noooooooooooo not true, or is it naaaaaaaaaaw

AssalamuAlaykum

Course am cool wid it :inlove: loq k I think thats enough from me now, back to being err normal *coughcough*

WassalamuAlaykum

For sure :inlove:

bint
12-02-08, 09:46 PM
What is an Oyster card anyways?

sis_sarah
12-02-08, 09:46 PM
yh the 'up norf' ppl r great masha'allah
one of my closest mates is from there and shes always like 'mam' coz her mum works as a teacher in our skool... bless her everyone takes the mick coz of her weird accent...

Umm Haya
12-02-08, 09:48 PM
Noooooooooooo not true, or is it naaaaaaaaaaw

AssalamuAlaykum

Its Noorrrrrr! :outta:

WassalamuAlaykum

What is an Oyster card anyways?

AssalamuAlaykum

LOQ! :rotfl:


Err yeah..what is it? :outta:

WassalamuAlaykum

Stylish-Girly
12-02-08, 09:51 PM
What is an Oyster card anyways?

it just gives you travel on the tube (and bus i think) at a good price, theres 2 ways of usin it.. And i think theres certain zones its valid in, sori my bad memory.. Used it last summer

bint
12-02-08, 09:51 PM
Well if I don't NEED an oyster card then why would I NEED to know what it is?

:smack:

i2alync
12-02-08, 09:53 PM
Hope by north you dont mean scotland. We're easily understandable :D

Maureen
12-02-08, 09:53 PM
...Give me so much jokes mashallah.

in past couple weeks ive met a few northerners including ummah people as well :p and i cant understand what you guys are on about half the time.

Like one bro was saying something..."eeer ya alreeght, whuts with the lads rond eeer"... and im like :rubeyes::rubeyes::rubeyes: ermm "Bonjour:o"

like whats with the weirdo accent i didnt know you guys were THAT bad loool.

And what about the difficulty in understanding southerners?

Qiyas
12-02-08, 09:59 PM
:salams, does Leicester count as 'oop norf ' ?

Stylish-Girly
12-02-08, 09:59 PM
Well if I don't NEED an oyster card then why would I NEED to know what it is?

:smack:

Just incase you decide to go there, you gotta know the best deal for travel.. Especially if you go first time, theres alot to discover, js kiddin.. Awww the brothers rippin it outta you guys, just act like you know okay :)

Hope by north you dont mean scotland. We're easily understandable :D

Scots? Y'all more difficult to understand :p

:salams, does Leicester count as 'oop norf ' ?

Daz East Midlands innit

Khuram_2k?
12-02-08, 10:03 PM
iz bolton up north?

Ibn Khattab
12-02-08, 10:05 PM
And what about the difficulty in understanding southerners?

what about it? listen yeah if you wana take this outside, im ready for ya mate oryt?

bint
12-02-08, 10:05 PM
LOOOL!

Stylish Girly, don't worry bout me, not even one bit :p

Whenever I go London, I travel in a car. :rolleyes:

Ibn Khattab
12-02-08, 10:09 PM
I just want to make it clear that i have a problem with all northers accents except Zoobz :p

bint
12-02-08, 10:10 PM
Hmmm Zoobz, He must have the same accent as us :rolleyes:

Ignatius F. Peace
12-02-08, 10:14 PM
what's all this northern stuff about ... you live in England ... it's a little bigger than my backyard ... :rolleyes:

Umm Haya
12-02-08, 10:15 PM
what's all this northern stuff about ... you live in England ... it's a little bigger than my backyard ... :rolleyes:

Peace,

:rotfl:

Peace out...

bint
12-02-08, 10:15 PM
what's all this northern stuff about ... you live in England ... it's a little bigger than my backyard ... :rolleyes:
:rotfl:

Stylish-Girly
12-02-08, 10:22 PM
LOOOL!

Stylish Girly, don't worry bout me, not even one bit :p

Whenever I go London, I travel in a car. :rolleyes:

Thats no fun, you gotta get a taste of the nauseatin, hot crammed up tubes by 4 and 5

Ibn Khattab
12-02-08, 10:26 PM
Hmmm Zoobz, He must have the same accent as us :rolleyes:

Nah his is very eloquent and articulate and when he speaks i just :inlove:.. words cannot describe it:D

bint
12-02-08, 10:29 PM
Thats no fun, you gotta get a taste of the nauseatin, hot crammed up tubes by 4 and 5
:eek3: NO thanx. I already have once when me and my sisters sneaked out during a wedding. And went to see David Blaine. :D There were some weirdos on those trains. Never again inshaAllah.

xyz
12-02-08, 10:30 PM
I love my pind :inlove::inlove:

bint
12-02-08, 10:34 PM
Nah his is very eloquent and articulate and when he speaks i just :inlove:.. words cannot describe it:D

He must be from the south then isn't it?

Kubs
12-02-08, 11:06 PM
I hate the East London accent - ''wag1 mate, hows it goin wid u and life kool, me froats killing me...just goan up the road for me tablets and jam in the library. laterrzzz holla bak.''

:eek3:

mizfissy815
12-02-08, 11:16 PM
I hate the East London accent - ''wag1 mate, hows it goin wid u and life kool, me froats killing me...just goan up the road for me tablets and jam in the library. laterrzzz holla bak.''

:eek3:

That's not the East London accent...that's their language, duh!

bint
12-02-08, 11:17 PM
That's not the East London accent...that's their language, duh!
That is ..

Oh never mind.

mizfissy815
12-02-08, 11:20 PM
That is ..

Oh never mind.

What's the question?

imported_MMS
12-02-08, 11:25 PM
I hate the East London accent - ''wag1 mate, hows it goin wid u and life kool, me froats killing me...just goan up the road for me tablets and jam in the library. laterrzzz holla bak.''

:eek3:

When ur walking about, watch ur back and beware,
Coz im cuming for you and thats a truth not a dare, I
f u really wana come, but u will get teared,
If u step in my endz and u betta damn fear.

:rotfl:

Ignatius F. Peace
12-02-08, 11:35 PM
limeys are weird ... :0:

Rosalie-Beauty
13-02-08, 12:24 AM
I like northern people, they're interesting

Maureen
13-02-08, 03:25 AM
I like northern people, they're interesting
Yes, the northerners are interesting, unlike some of the southerners....And they are more articulate in speech!

Rosalie-Beauty
13-02-08, 03:28 AM
Yes, the northerners are interesting, unlike some of the southerners....And they are more articulate in speech!

Also, contrary to popular belief, northern people seem more friendly. To me at least. :o

LastFriday
13-02-08, 06:19 AM
Northern?

Joha
13-02-08, 07:27 AM
Yes, the northerners are interesting, unlike some of the southerners....And they are more articulate in speech!

Articulate? Interesting?

Clearly you don't live in the UK :D You should see our northerners...

Stylish-Girly
13-02-08, 10:21 AM
I like northern people, they're interesting

Yea no hatin they are interestin, this bloke was our free car tour guide in Braddi and he showed us everythin thats hap round there, he talked very eloquently i shall say and was well polite, not really a tour guide just my mates relative.. Not all Northerners have strong accents, some does be okay, depends on how patriotic they are :p

Theres somethin funny about the London Cockney accent

Also, contrary to popular belief, northern people seem more friendly. To me at least. :o

Judging from where i live, i think its extremely racist up north and i know alot of people feel that way, the Muslims are good tho of course they're gonna be hey

DtM
13-02-08, 11:10 AM
I find so called northerners as friendly as the southerners. Accents are varied and long may they be so.

souljaa
13-02-08, 11:43 AM
"Im feeling chappy" :rotfl:

And some londeners are so rude :asta:...Laughing in the faces of well respected imams :rotfl:

muslimma
13-02-08, 12:22 PM
wot a dumb thread....

may i remind you that it is not islamic to riducule..we have been out accents and all els by allah please be mindful next time ...:rolleyes:

Maureen
13-02-08, 10:10 PM
Articulate? Interesting?

Clearly you don't live in the UK :D You should see our northerners...
As a matter of fact, I live half time in another country on the far side of the world, and the other half in a north-ish part of the UK (during the summer months)! Southerners are definitely less friendly.

bint
13-02-08, 10:16 PM
OOOOOH MAHOOSIVE THANX 2 U! :p

I mean to Maureen :D

Le Croyant
13-02-08, 10:24 PM
I can't understand Bristish accent most of time, unless it's BBC news.


I went Wales in 94... sounded like a new language... not to offen u guys but British accent sound like Asian accent to me.

Al-Farooq
13-02-08, 10:25 PM
I love the way some of our weird Northern neighbours speak...although I did live "up norf" myself, for a little while so I have learned to decode their curious gibberish. Big up da Hebden Bridge Massive (Warning: Old person trying to do ghetto-speak. Approach with extreme caution.)

I would rather have a Yorkshire accent than a cockney accent any of the week....although I'm from Birmingham so, let's be honest, anything would be an improvement on that particular accent. :o

bint
13-02-08, 10:26 PM
Why would someone be offended if you said it sounds like asian accent? UNLESS, of course you think that of ure own accord :rolleyes:

It shows we rule :D

Le Croyant
13-02-08, 10:28 PM
Why would someone be offended if you said it sounds like asian accent? UNLESS, of course you think that of ure own accord :rolleyes:

It shows we rule :D

bros with Asian accent (indian) were picked on all the time in Univ. lol

Le Croyant
13-02-08, 10:29 PM
n they made fun of us by never pronouncing "p".

Bark the car & bass me the bebsi.

sapphire_blue
13-02-08, 10:30 PM
Who is dissing northern folk?! :nono:

:torture:

Why would we need to know about the tube or the oyster card if we don't use it nor need it. . . :smack:

bint
13-02-08, 10:39 PM
bros with Asian accent (indian) were picked on all the time in Univ. lol

Which uni? Im really interested :D

bint
13-02-08, 10:40 PM
n they made fun of us by never pronouncing "p".

Bark the car & bass me the bebsi.
I learn't of 'bebsi' in saudi :D thats how its written on the can in arabic :D

bebseee..:D

Le Croyant
13-02-08, 10:49 PM
I learn't of 'bebsi' in saudi :D thats how its written on the can in arabic :D

bebseee..:D

i say pepsi now but before i learned english it was bebsiiiiiiii

Le Croyant
13-02-08, 10:50 PM
Which uni? Im really interested :D

this was in USA

bint
13-02-08, 10:51 PM
this was in USA
USA accent..plus asian accent sucks:rubeyes:

Ibn Khattab
14-02-08, 10:25 AM
"Im feeling chappy" :rotfl:

And some londeners are so rude :asta:...Laughing in the faces of well respected imams :rotfl:

My man tried walking through the barriers on the tube :rotfl:

souljaa
14-02-08, 10:28 AM
My man tried walking through the barriers on the tube :rotfl:

Hey! That wasn't my fault :freedom:...Stoopud machine didn't accept my ticket :mad:

Ibn Khattab
14-02-08, 10:32 AM
Hey! That wasn't my fault :freedom:...Stoopud machine didn't accept my ticket :mad:

wharra loser :p

Al-Farooq
14-02-08, 10:35 AM
Hey! That wasn't my fault :freedom:...Stoopud machine didn't accept my ticket :mad:

Who's that child in your avatar, Souljaa...he reminds me of someone, but I can't quite put a name to the face...

EDIT: Is it Commander Khattab rahimahullah? *scratches head*

souljaa
14-02-08, 10:45 AM
wharra loser :p

Chup kar chappy :rotfl:

Who's that child in your avatar, Souljaa...he reminds me of someone, but I can't quite put a name to the face...

EDIT: Is it Commander Khattab rahimahullah? *scratches head*

Aye, it's Commander Khattab mashAllah...How did you know?

Al-Farooq
14-02-08, 10:49 AM
Aye, it's Commander Khattab mashAllah...How did you know?

I am familiar with his work. :)

:jkk: akhi. Great picture.:up:

Joha
14-02-08, 04:16 PM
As a matter of fact, I live half time in another country on the far side of the world, and the other half in a north-ish part of the UK (during the summer months)! Southerners are definitely less friendly.

OOOOOH MAHOOSIVE THANX 2 U! :p

I mean to Maureen :D

erm...she did say northish - let's put it this way, anything north of Cambridge, excluding Norfolk is considered the dodgy North. Until you get to The Lake District. That's southern country again. And let's just leave the Scots where they belong :D