Sir Romance Alot

[Bubblegoose]

Should one recite poetry to their bride?

Will this help to strengthen the marriage bond?

And if so, how often, should one recite poetry to his bride?

[Abu Mu'adh]

Should one recite poetry to their bride?

Will this help to strengthen the marriage bond?

And if so, how often, should one recite poetry to his bride?

Yes make sure you sing to her;

'Jiski Biwi moti, uska tau bara naam hai'

It will strengthen the marriage bond no end, perhaps once a week reminder will benefit.

[Bubblegoose]

Yes make sure you sing to her;

'Jiski Biwi moti, uska tau bara naam hai'

It will strengthen the marriage bond no end, perhaps once a week reminder will benefit.

What about Keats and Poe and Lovecraft?

[LastFriday]

Yes make sure you sing to her;

'Jiski Biwi moti, uska tau bara naam hai'

It will strengthen the marriage bond no end, perhaps once a week reminder will benefit.

:rotfl: haha


I suppose poetry and saying nice words to your spouse won't hurt. Not listening to love music, I dunno about that.

[insomniac]

wet fish slap


:D

[GuCcI]

your avatar should be removed. it has a woman showing too much skin.

on topic,

is this the wife u met at the library u want to recite poetry to?

[Bubblegoose]

your avatar should be removed. it has a woman showing too much skin.

No it doesn't!

Stop stirring trouble!

[GuCcI]

No it doesn't!

Stop stirring trouble!

says the person who makes weird threads :rolleyes:

[Bubblegoose]

says the person who makes weird threads :rolleyes:

Right right:rolleyes:

But like I'm saying don't knock the avatar when it clearly doesn't show what you claim it does, because this is not the case. You are obviously trying to stir it up, quit being a C Dolores Tucker.

[insomniac]

http://www.jooce.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/kapow1.jpg

[Ibn Khattab]

Inshallah im gna sing zawjati to my wife

[Bubblegoose]

Inshallah im gna sing zawjati to my wife

What is that? Please expand?

[Arabiyya]

This all made me LOL! ..the funny part, I mean..

If you're being serious, poetry and sweet-nothings shouldn't be done as a technical practice. Like "oo..it's 10pm on a Sunday..time for William Blake..". You should tell your spouse things as you feel them.

But...on a sidenote: I love poetry. And I think I would find it thrilling if my (future) (currently non existent) husband would tell me things that made me feel special, loved, and like he genuinely wants to make me happy.

*gets sentimental*


...*cryyyy*:(

:hidban:

[insomniac]

Right right:rolleyes:

But like I'm saying don't knock the avatar when it clearly doesn't show what you claim it does, because this is not the case. You are obviously trying to stir it up, quit being a C Dolores Tucker.

dude it's a picture of a lady dressed provacatively....

[Qiyas]

http://www.jooce.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/kapow1.jpg


Nananananananana Batman....

[Pippin1376]

What about Keats and Poe and Lovecraft?

Only if you are getting her ready for World War Z. If not then maybe ones you write would be okay.

[Unique Muslimah]

If that's what your wife likes,then why not..If she doesn't,then dont.
I know some women would see it to be..:vomit:

[~Unity~]

If I'm not mistaken Keats used to write poetry of how he hated the worldy life. I don't think that is a good option!

[Bubblegoose]

Only if you are getting her ready for World War Z. If not then maybe ones you write would be okay.

Hah, fair enough, point taken aboard.:)

Ok so Keats is out.

Unique, yeah, I hear what you say, maybe I should just play some X-BOX 360 with her and then recite a sonnet for her like:-

My Bint! My sweet sweet Bint!
Like a shining star you glint.
Oh so bright!
Like the bald head on Ian Wright.
Dennis Norden it will be All right on the night!
But really though, you are my milk of magnesia.
So honey let me please yah!
Let me feed you some Hufsee nah Ulwah!
Then we can eat baby chicken and khata mug.
For your love is my drug.
I need my daily fix, so my dear why don't you give me a hug.
10 metres of garden hose pipe £6.99 from B&Q
Sssshhh don't tell nobody.
Because I love nobody like I love you!

[~Unity~]

Don't!

[Unique Muslimah]

10 metres of garden hose pipe £6.99 from B&Q


What's B&Q got to do with anything:rubeyes:
Each to their own:outta:

[Hayaa']

Why would you call her your bint? :scratch:

[Unique Muslimah]

Why would you call her your bint?

:rotfl:
Good point..Now I'm worried..

[Bubblegoose]

Why would you call her your bint?

Bint = girl?

[~Unity~]

Why would you call her your bint?

:rofl1: Thats what I was thinking the second time round. :rubeyes::rubeyes: It sounds weird even if it does just mean girl!

Ta3alee entee ya bint and let me read a poem to you :smack:

[LastFriday]

Hah, fair enough, point taken aboard.:)

Ok so Keats is out.

Unique, yeah, I hear what you say, maybe I should just play some X-BOX 360 with her and then recite a sonnet for her like:-

My Bint! My sweet sweet Bint!
Like a shining star you glint.
Oh so bright!
Like the bald head on Ian Wright.
Dennis Norden it will be All right on the night!
But really though, you are my milk of magnesia.
So honey let me please yah!
Let me feed you some Hufsee nah Ulwah!
Then we can eat baby chicken and khata mug.
For your love is my drug.
I need my daily fix, so my dear why don't you give me a hug.
10 metres of garden hose pipe £6.99 from B&Q
Sssshhh don't tell nobody.
Because I love nobody like I love you!

Wow....thats ridiculous. Insn't bint a member on this forum?

[Unique Muslimah]

Bint = girl?

Its how people refer to their daughters..

[Bubblegoose]

So you never say she's my chick, my bint, my girl, my bird, my piece of buttered crumpet, my honey dip mollasses?

[~Unity~]

So you never say she's my chick, my bint, my girl, my bird, my piece of buttered crumpet, my honey dip mollasses?

Only in Zamunda :up:

[Kubs]

So you never say she's my chick, my bint, my girl, my bird, my piece of buttered crumpet, my honey dip mollasses?

I feel sorry for your future wife. What kind of a poem/song was that? :rolleyes: Even my 10 year old brother could come up with something better.

[Bubblegoose]

Its how people refer to their daughters..

Really? Usually, I refer to twisted sisters as salty bints!

I never knew it meant daughters.

But still a salty bint is a salty bint at the end of the day.

[Umm Haya]

AssalamuAlaykum

*shakes head* tiz a mad mad world out there :nono:

:smack:

WassalamuAlaykum

[insomniac]

Hah, fair enough, point taken aboard.:)

Ok so Keats is out.

Unique, yeah, I hear what you say, maybe I should just play some X-BOX 360 with her and then recite a sonnet for her like:-

My Bint! My sweet sweet Bint!
Like a shining star you glint.
Oh so bright!
Like the bald head on Ian Wright.
Dennis Norden it will be All right on the night!
But really though, you are my milk of magnesia.
So honey let me please yah!
Let me feed you some Hufsee nah Ulwah!
Then we can eat baby chicken and khata mug.
For your love is my drug.
I need my daily fix, so my dear why don't you give me a hug.
10 metres of garden hose pipe £6.99 from B&Q
Sssshhh don't tell nobody.
Because I love nobody like I love you!

:rubeyes: I remember you now...you speak in rhyme in most threads - mainly useless rhyme which you like to call freestyle :D

[Unique Muslimah]

Only in Zamunda :up:

:rotfl:
This thread is funny..

[Hayaa']

lool...never bint! Please don't call her that :eek3:

[Pippin1376]

Hah, fair enough, point taken aboard.:)

Ok so Keats is out.

Unique, yeah, I hear what you say, maybe I should just play some X-BOX 360 with her and then recite a sonnet for her like:-

My Bint! My sweet sweet Bint!
Like a shining star you glint.
Oh so bright!
Like the bald head on Ian Wright.
Dennis Norden it will be All right on the night!
But really though, you are my milk of magnesia.
So honey let me please yah!
Let me feed you some Hufsee nah Ulwah!
Then we can eat baby chicken and khata mug.
For your love is my drug.
I need my daily fix, so my dear why don't you give me a hug.
10 metres of garden hose pipe £6.99 from B&Q
Sssshhh don't tell nobody.
Because I love nobody like I love you!

It would only work if you played the right kind of game.

[Bubblegoose]

I feel sorry for your future wife. What kind of a poem/song was that? :rolleyes: Even my 10 year old brother could come up with something better.


Yeah maybe, but I would probably run laps around your brother and most people when it comes to poetry, that is when I feel like penning down something seriously. I'm not just saying that either. Otherwise I wouldn't have been so highly regarded by my English teachers, in school, college and university.:up:

[~Unity~]

:rotfl:
This thread is funny..

:D

[LastFriday]

Only in Zamunda :up:

Careful, you might get a Negative rep for Dissing Zamunda :rolleyes:

[Bubblegoose]

:rubeyes: I remember you now...you speak in rhyme in most threads - mainly useless rhyme which you like to call freestyle :D

Insomniac, you been mixing the vodka and milk again?:D:rolleyes:

[Kubs]

Yeah maybe, but I would probably run laps around your brother and most people when it comes to poetry, that is when I feel like penning down something seriously. I'm not just saying that either. Otherwise I wouldn't have been so highly regarded by my English teachers, in school, college and university.:up:

Oh really? Test out your 'fantastic' poetry skills on Ummah....we'll be the judge of that.

[~Unity~]

Careful, you might get a Negative rep for Dissing Zamunda :rolleyes:

I really wish there was a Zamunda :(

[Bubblegoose]

Oh really? Test out your 'fantastic' poetry skills on Ummah....we'll be the judge of that.

I already have, you should have been here when I first registered, I might have posted a couple under the guise bubblegoose, but my other stuff you'll have to search out, since I post underneath many other names.;)

Sorry if I sound arrogant, but yes I am good, I would share some of my poems with you, I mean the proper ones, but I'm afraid, you don't seem like someone to share with.:up:

[MG]

Should one recite poetry to their bride?

Will this help to strengthen the marriage bond?

And if so, how often, should one recite poetry to his bride?


with poetry there is a fine line between looking like a genius or a complete dipstick

[Jihaan]

lool...never bint! Please don't call her that :eek3:

Stop being a Sir Spam Alot and do your work :torture:

[Hayaa']

I'm on a break :D

[insomniac]

Insomniac, you been mixing the vodka and milk again?:D:rolleyes:



fun-nay


:rolleyes:

[Lord Summerisle]

Hah, fair enough, point taken aboard.:)

Ok so Keats is out.

Unique, yeah, I hear what you say, maybe I should just play some X-BOX 360 with her and then recite a sonnet for her like:-

My Bint! My sweet sweet Bint!
Like a shining star you glint.
Oh so bright!
Like the bald head on Ian Wright.
Dennis Norden it will be All right on the night!
But really though, you are my milk of magnesia.
So honey let me please yah!
Let me feed you some Hufsee nah Ulwah!
Then we can eat baby chicken and khata mug.
For your love is my drug.
I need my daily fix, so my dear why don't you give me a hug.
10 metres of garden hose pipe £6.99 from B&Q
Sssshhh don't tell nobody.
Because I love nobody like I love you!

:rotfl:

Excellent!

[Bubblegoose]

It would only work if you played the right kind of game.

Really? Do tell me more, share the knowledge man, what kind of game are we talking about here? I don;t think Metal Gear Solid would go down well.

[insomniac]

Yeah maybe, but I would probably run laps around your brother and most people when it comes to poetry, that is when I feel like penning down something seriously. I'm not just saying that either. Otherwise I wouldn't have been so highly regarded by my English teachers, in school, college and university.:up:

hold up leme get this straight you're doing English at university?

[Kubs]

I already have, you should have been here when I first registered, I might have posted a couple under the guise bubblegoose, but my other stuff you'll have to search out, since I post underneath many other names.;)

Sorry if I sound arrogant, but yes I am good, I would share some of my poems with you, I mean the proper ones, but I'm afraid, you don't seem like someone to share with.:up:

lol that made me laugh :p

You do sound arrogant - what you consider to be good poetry, may not be everyone's cup of tea.

But I'll have a look through your poems and give feedback :outta:

[Bubblegoose]

:rotfl:

Excellent!

Ah Lord Summerisle, my good man.

Is it time to erect the wicker man once again?

I'm afraid Edward Woodward and Nic Cage are not available this around, will Nigel Havers suffice as a substitute?

[Bubblegoose]

hold up leme get this straight you're doing English at university?

Leme???

What is Leme? Is it like a cross between a lemon and a lime?

From now on your name shall be Leme!:up:

[insomniac]

Leme???

What is Leme? Is it like a cross between a lemon and a lime?

From now on your name shall be Leme!:up:

for someone who chats enough breeze to cause a tornado :rolleyes:....I thought you might understand the concept of text language - obviously not.

[Lord Summerisle]

Ah Lord Summerisle, my good man.

Is it time to erect to the wicker man once again?

I'm afraid Edward Woodward and Nic Cage are not available this around, will Nigel Havers suffice as a substitute?

After the preposterous and embarrasing 'performance' by Nic Cage in the unnecessary and bewildering remake of this classic gem, Havers could hardly do a worse job.

Match, anyone?

[Pippin1376]

Really? Do tell me more, share the knowledge man, what kind of game are we talking about here? I don;t think Metal Gear Solid would go down well.

Metal Gear Solid wouldn't work. But perhaps a game that involves two people like Call of Duty. Then while she is covering you, you can read the poem. If she shoots you in the game, then she doesn't like it. But if she does cover you, then she's a keeper that one. :up:

[~Unity~]

for someone who chats enough breeze to cause a tornado :rolleyes:....I thought you might understand the concept of text language - obviously not.

Those kids sure have changed you :D

[Bubblegoose]

for someone who chats enough breeze to cause a tornado :rolleyes:....I thought you might understand the concept of text language - obviously not.

Oh sorry, are you talking via your mobile phone?:rolleyes:

[insomniac]

Oh sorry, are you talking via your mobile phone?:rolleyes:

no, that would be typing via my mobile phone :D

I am typing using my keyboard :D

I believe very much in language change :up:

[Bubblegoose]

Metal Gear Solid wouldn't work. But perhaps a game that involves two people like Call of Duty. Then while she is covering you, you can read the poem. If she shoots you in the game, then she doesn't like it. But if she does cover you, then she's a keeper that one. :up:

That sounds like a plan to me!:up:

I'll put it into action!:D

[~Unity~]

Metal Gear Solid wouldn't work. But perhaps a game that involves two people like Call of Duty. Then while she is covering you, you can read the poem. If she shoots you in the game, then she doesn't like it. But if she does cover you, then she's a keeper that one. :up:

:nervous: That is just weird!

[Bubblegoose]

no that would be typing via my mobile phone :D

I am typing using my keyboard :D

What? I thought you had the voice recognition mobile phone that converts speech into text which is compatible on multiple platforms? You know the one by Marantz. But obviously I had you mistaken for somebody else, anyway do continue with your 'cool' lingo like leme.;)

[*IslamicGirl*]

Metal Gear Solid wouldn't work. But perhaps a game that involves two people like Call of Duty. Then while she is covering you, you can read the poem. If she shoots you in the game, then she doesn't like it. But if she does cover you, then she's a keeper that one. :up:

:0:

[Ibn Khattab]

4 pages of absolute Bull!

[~Unity~]

edit: never mind

[insomniac]

forget it

[Medievalist]

Should one recite poetry to their bride?

Will this help to strengthen the marriage bond?

And if so, how often, should one recite poetry to his bride?

:rotfl:

It depends on what the wifes like. If she understands and values poetry then sure, if she doesnt then its pretty pointless, cept to perhaps make her thing u clever.

[GuCcI]

gucci left for a nap and theres already 4 pages? :rubeyes:

Right right:rolleyes:

But like I'm saying don't knock the avatar when it clearly doesn't show what you claim it does, because this is not the case. You are obviously trying to stir it up, quit being a C Dolores Tucker.

do u even know wat u have a picture of? tis a lady in a skanky dress showing legs.

quit being dumbo

[$HugoBoss$]

I heared gay couple recite poetry to each other :eek:

[Bubblegoose]

gucci left for a nap and theres already 4 pages? :rubeyes:



do u even know wat u have a picture of? tis a lady in a skanky dress showing legs.

quit being dumbo

Ouch, that was a tad bit below the belt.

I see no legs in the picture, you must have very sharp eye sight.

But OK I shall change it.

Medievalist, yeah I hear you man, maybe, if I had been born in the medieval times when ladies truly were ladies and chivelary was still truly alive, then poetry would have gone down rather well. I think it would have worked out cheaper than a box of chocolates and 12 red roses.

I would have my own gang, there would be Sir Romance Alot (moi) then my cohorts Sir Brag Alot, Sir Scam Alot, Sir Laugh Alot, Sir Watch Alot, Sir Talk Alot and of course Sir Smile Alot, we could all go jousting then after that we would recite poetry underneath the old apple tree, then go home to our fair brides and recite those sweet words of poetry to them.

[Ibn Khattab]

Bubblegoose your a funny breh. do you scare all the females at school :p

[Bubblegoose]

Bubblegoose your a funny breh. do you scare all the females at school :p

No not really, I'm considered a bit of a charmer by some women.;)

I've not been to school in years, don't know about scaring the females during my school days, but some of them sure scared the heck out of me, eeek!:D

[MFT]

Should one recite poetry to their bride?

Will this help to strengthen the marriage bond?

And if so, how often, should one recite poetry to his bride?


Do anything that is halal to make her love you more each day!

[Arrakis]

4 pages of absolute Bull!

That's why I rated this thread as excellent. :D

Your poem makes me laugh, and the best way to keep a womans love is to make her laugh each day.

[Stylish-Girly]

Only if you dont suck at it

[Bubblegoose]

Only if you dont suck at it

Fortunately I don't.:up:

I am looking for Sir Spam Alot and Sir Not Alot, I wonder where they can be? Their absence is holding up the meeting of the sound table.:rubeyes:

What do you do if she smokes cigars?

[*IslamicGirl*]

:start:

:salams



What do you do if she smokes cigars?

sir suffocate a lot? :D

:wswrwb:

[Bubblegoose]

:start:

:salams



sir suffocate a lot? :D

:wswrwb:

Yeah, that's one way of putting it.

But that would be like kissing an ashtray wouldn't it?

Is it common for bints to smoke cigars these days? I heard word on the grapevine that some bints are living shady you know, cigars, sometimes a bit of vodka mixed with milk and a bit of disco dancing at clubs!

I don't think I would want to recite poetry to such a woman, is there much truth in such hearsay?

[*IslamicGirl*]

:start:

:salams

i don't know br BG!

What a strange conversation (yet utterly compelling :D )

please continue with your analysis :nerdbro:

:wswrwb:

[Bubblegoose]

:start:

:salams

i don't know br BG!

What a strange conversation (yet utterly compelling :D )

please continue with your analysis :nerdbro:

:wswrwb:

Well you must know something on the matter, surely?:D

Do go ahead and enlighten me, please, share the wealth.

I was thinking though, if the bint wants to go the Mela and smoke some cigars there with some other unsavoury bints whilst disco dancing on stage with strangers. Then I can't be reciting poetry to her.

She would be better off putting a Pac Man machine in the back living room, for 10 pence a go, at least that way we can recoup some monies back.

[*IslamicGirl*]

:start:

:salams

Well you must know something on the matter, surely?:D

Do go ahead and enlighten me, please, share the wealth.

I was thinking though, if the bint wants to go the Mela and smoke some cigars there with some other unsavoury bints whilst disco dancing on stage with strangers. Then I can't be reciting poetry to her.

She would be better off putting a Pac Man machine in the back living room, for 10 pence a go, at least that we can recoup some monies back.


:blobblue:no i don't i promise!

You don't want to be reciting poetry to some chain smoking female ...cuz she won't remember what you said :D


(back to the topic chief :badguy:lol @ pac man - i love that game, i play it in...lectures!)
:wswrwb:

[Bubblegoose]

:start:

:salams




:blobblue:no i don't i promise!

You don't want to be reciting poetry to some chain smoking female ...cuz she won't remember what you said :D


(back to the topic chief :badguy:lol @ pac man - i love that game, i play it in...lectures!)
:wswrwb:

Yeah Pac Man is great:up:

Have you ever played Bubble Bobble? That game is awesome too.

Do you have any wannabees in your lectures? I don't think I could concentrate and would be inclined to get them and tell them to their face! Hey you, keep it down!:D

[*IslamicGirl*]

:start:

:salams

Yeah Pac Man is great:up:

Have you ever played Bubble Bobble? That game is awesome too.

Do you have any wannabees in your lectures? I don't think I could concentrate and would be inclined to get them and tell them to their face! Hey you, keep it down!:D

Nope never played bubble bobble, on my fone for lectures i got sonic, street fighter, spiderman..stuff like that

What's a wannabe? :)

I think poetry properly expressed is beautiful :masha:

:wswrwb:

[Bubblegoose]

:start:

:salams



Nope never played bubble bobble, on my fone for lectures i got sonic, street fighter, spiderman..stuff like that

What's a wannabe? :)

I think poetry properly expressed is beautiful :masha:

:wswrwb:

Streetfighter 2? Tiger Uppercut!

Bubble Bobble is awesome you should seek it out, oldie but a goldie.:up:

A wanna bee, you know like a want to be rude boy or girl?

If a woman truly loves her man then I think she would tell him if his breath stunk whilst he was reciting poetry to her. Honesty is the best policy in all fruitful relationships, don't you think?:up:

[GuCcI]

If a woman truly loves her man then I think she would tell him if his breath stunk whilst he was reciting poetry to her. Honesty is the best policy in all fruitful relationships, don't you think?:up:

how about a bit more subtle?


"here, i hav gum, want one?"

9 out of 10 ppl say yes to gum

[*IslamicGirl*]

:start:

:salams

Streetfighter 2? Tiger Uppercut!

Bubble Bobble is awesome you should seek it out, oldie but a goldie.:up:

A wanna bee, you know like a want to be rude boy or girl?

If a woman truly loves her man then I think she would tell him if his breath stunk whilst he was reciting poetry to her. Honesty is the best policy in all fruitful relationships, don't you think?:up:

Yeah, street fighter two (i can't beat the verically challenged chinese guy :( - forgot his name )

Honesty is best but you don't want to offend do you? Then who are you gonna read poetry too? :)

:wswrwb:

[Bubblegoose]

What up sugar shorty, my Sweet Bint.
Something smells a bit funky, can I offer you a spearmint?
I'll have some too, so that both our breaths smell extra fresh.
Yesh! Yesh! Yesh!
Microphone check and to the beat yo!
Someone's knocking at the front door!
It could be the Jamaat or maybe Jehovah's witness.
Tell that friend of yours to stay out of our business.
What the heck is this?
The Jeremy kyle show?
Cot Dang woman, won't you answer the front door!
I hear you knocking but you can't in.
Because me and her be straight slumin'.
Yeah, playing Streetfighter 2 on the X-BOX 360.
You knocked me out like a spinning fan kick, now I'm feeling a bit tipsy.
Now I'm cursing my fortune like a mad gypsy.
Got me turning green with anger sort of like Bill Bixby!
Woman what have you cooked for dinner today?
Roast chicken and potatoes with the tandoori sauce?
Cool, that's just for starters, what about the main course?
Cat fish delight, with the zinger tinger masala?
Wow, woman, you treat me so good!
Let's proceed to knock it down, lumberjack style, extra wood.
Let's build a bonfire.
My mouth is sewn shut, but I still proceed to talk right through the wire.
Liar! Liar! Pants on fire!
Esquire for hire.
Excuse me sire!
It is eye, Richard of Nottingham, Rick the rulers back!
On Attack, like Shaq.
I leave more marks than a school of sharks on attack.
Front and back, back and forth.
South to the north.
East to the West.
You are the best.
That's why I choose you over the rest.
I'm your host and you are my guest.
5 star service over at my place the Jannat Hilton.
Cheese and crackers, we got chedder and stilton.
Low count calories.
More zeros than fat cat salaries.
Because you ain't materialistic.
Sock it to me woman like a prit stick!

[Baybars]

Should one recite poetry to their bride?

Will this help to strengthen the marriage bond?

And if so, how often, should one recite poetry to his bride?

I think it depends on the bride. Most women like poetry, but some don't. If you're going to recite it, you have to make sure you mean it. Poetry has to come from the heart, and not just roll off the tongue. You're better off writing something yourself, that came from inside you and reading that to her. I think most women would probably love to be their husband's muse.

As far as how often. As often as your heart desires, but not so much that it gets repetitive. Maintain spontaneity.

Yes make sure you sing to her;

'Jiski Biwi moti, uska tau bara naam hai'


:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl: What a blast from the past!

[smile_2008]

sing some love one some love two
i love one that is you hehe:hidban::hidban::hidban:

[insomniac]

What up sugar shorty, my Sweet Bint.
Something smells a bit funky, can I offer you a spearmint?
I'll have some too, so that both our breaths smell extra fresh.
Yesh! Yesh! Yesh!
Microphone check and to the beat yo!
Someone's knocking at the front door!
It could be the Jamaat or maybe Jehovah's witness.
Tell that friend of yours to stay out of our business.
What the heck is this?
The Jeremy kyle show?
Cot Dang woman, won't you answer the front door!
I hear you knocking but you can't in.
Because me and her be straight slumin'.
Yeah, playing Streetfighter 2 on the X-BOX 360.
You knocked me out like a spinning fan kick, now I'm feeling a bit tipsy.
Now I'm cursing my fortune like a mad gypsy.
Got me turning green with anger sort of like Bill Bixby!
Woman what have you cooked for dinner today?
Roast chicken and potatoes with the tandoori sauce?
Cool, that's just for starters, what about the main course?
Cat fish delight, with the zinger tinger masala?
Wow, woman, you treat me so good!
Let's proceed to knock it down, lumberjack style, extra wood.
Let's build a bonfire.
My mouth is sewn shut, but I still proceed to talk right through the wire.
Liar! Liar! Pants on fire!
Esquire for hire.
Excuse me sire!
It is eye, Richard of Nottingham, Rick the rulers back!
On Attack, like Shaq.
I leave more marks than a school of sharks on attack.
Front and back, back and forth.
South to the north.
East to the West.
You are the best.
That's why I choose you over the rest.
I'm your host and you are my guest.
5 star service over at my place the Jannat Hilton.
Cheese and crackers, we got chedder and stilton.
Low count calories.
More zeros than fat cat salaries.
Because you ain't materialistic.
Sock it to me woman like a prit stick!

:rubeyes:

[MG]

i think Bubblegoose's poor wife will need counselling after she is victim to this kind of "poetry"

[insomniac]

i think Bubblegoose's poor wife will need counselling after she is victim to this kind of "poetry"

thas if she even understands it.....Bubblegoose care to explain your poetry or are we expected to make our own readings?

[Bubblegoose]

i think Bubblegoose's poor wife will need counselling after she is victim to this kind of "poetry"

Rather you mean that my wife will care for me very much.:up:

[LiveIslam]

i think Bubblegoose's poor wife will need counselling after she is victim to this kind of "poetry"

lol thats hilarious:rotfl::rotfl:

[Bubblegoose]

lol thats hilarious:rotfl::rotfl:

No it's not, I know what you are trying to do!
You are trying to push my buttons, but it won't work.
You ready salted bint!:up:

[LiveIslam]

No it's not, I know what you are trying to do!
You are trying to push my buttons, but it won't work.
You ready salted bint!:up:
wot are u chatting about trying to push ur buttons. i aint trying to do anything :rolleyes:. salted bint, well your a immature man :P

[MG]

thas if she even understands it.....Bubblegoose care to explain your poetry or are we expected to make our own readings?



ill explain in a couple of sentences for you...it bascially means, get in the kitchen and cook me some tandoori drowned in loadsa sauce woman, while i sit on the couch scratching my pot-belly, playing me Streetfighter :rolleyes:

Rather you mean that my wife will care for me very much.:up:

u know me better than that.

A present for your wife from a sister who cares:

http://www.sakinah.org.uk/42701.html?*session*id*key*=*session*id*val*

[Bubblegoose]

wot are u chatting about trying to push ur buttons. i aint trying to do anything :rolleyes:. salted bint, well your a immature man :P

Please, please, let us make peace.

I offer you my last stick of wrigley's juicy fruit as a peace offering.

Let us call a truce so that our tribes may live in harmony with one another.

This land is big enough for the both of us to co-exist in peace side by side.

Juicy fruit! Juicy fruit! Juicy Juicy Juicy Frooooot!
I give you all my loot and my Giorgio Armani Suit!
Two sips from a can of Rubicon Mango.
Moonlight and Valentino, let us Tango!

We are now at peace, since I offered you my last stick of the juiciest of juicy fruits!:up:

[Bubblegoose]

ill explain in a couple of sentences for you...it bascially means, get in the kitchen and cook me some tandoori drowned in loadsa sauce woman, while i sit on the couch scratching my pot-belly, playing me Streetfighter :rolleyes:



u know me better than that.

A present for your wife from a sister who cares:

http://www.sakinah.org.uk/42701.html?*session*id*key*=*session*id*val*

MG you Rover Gharee!
No it does not mean that, why must you twist my words like that.
Emmer G!:rolleyes:

[Baybars]

Please, please, let us make peace.

I offer you my last stick of wrigley's juicy fruit as a peace offering.

Let us call a truce so that our tribes may live in harmony with one another.

This land is big enough for the both of us to co-exist in peace side by side.

Juicy fruit! Juicy fruit! Juicy Juicy Juicy Frooooot!
I give you all my loot and my Giorgio Armani Suit!
Two sips from a can of Rubicon Mango.
Moonlight and Valentino, let us Tango!

We are now at peace, since I offered you my last stick of the juiciest of juicy fruits!:up:

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

[GuCcI]

Juicy fruit! Juicy fruit! Juicy Juicy Juicy Frooooot!
I give you all my loot and my Giorgio Armani Suit!
Two sips from a can of Rubicon Mango.
Moonlight and Valentino, let us Tango!

*sigh* :rolleyes:
just wen i thought i got away from the "freestyling" wen i left work... its all back now. :nervous:

[LiveIslam]

Please, please, let us make peace.

I offer you my last stick of wrigley's juicy fruit as a peace offering.

Let us call a truce so that our tribes may live in harmony with one another.

This land is big enough for the both of us to co-exist in peace side by side.

Juicy fruit! Juicy fruit! Juicy Juicy Juicy Frooooot!
I give you all my loot and my Giorgio Armani Suit!
Two sips from a can of Rubicon Mango.
Moonlight and Valentino, let us Tango!

We are now at peace, since I offered you my last stick of the juiciest of juicy fruits!:up:

wot. ok u have just gone even more wired. no need for the poem. just a simple peace would have been fine :o

[MG]

MG you Rover Gharee!
No it does not mean that, why must you twist my words like that.
Emmer G!:rolleyes:


i just checked my reps, u better tell me im seeing things and that aint a blue neg rep u given me boy, cos this thread wont know what hit it if its a neg rep!

[insomniac]

thas if she even understands it.....Bubblegoose care to explain your poetry or are we expected to make our own readings?

well then instead of trying to neg rep - explain what it's about...personally it sounds dodgy to me!


I thought poetry was meant to be read by others who derived their own meanings...

i just checked my reps, u better tell me im seeing things and that aint a blue neg rep u given me boy, cos this thread wont know what hit it if its a neg rep!


an artist who can't take a critic - nothing new :D

neg reps don't work - but yeh it 'neg repped' me too

[LiveIslam]

i just checked my reps, u better tell me im seeing things and that aint a blue neg rep u given me boy, cos this thread wont know what hit it if its a neg rep!

yer he gave me one just because i didnt agree with him

[Kubs]

What up sugar shorty, my Sweet Bint.
Something smells a bit funky, can I offer you a spearmint?
I'll have some too, so that both our breaths smell extra fresh.
Yesh! Yesh! Yesh!
Microphone check and to the beat yo!
Someone's knocking at the front door!
It could be the Jamaat or maybe Jehovah's witness.
Tell that friend of yours to stay out of our business.
What the heck is this?
The Jeremy kyle show?
Cot Dang woman, won't you answer the front door!
I hear you knocking but you can't in.
Because me and her be straight slumin'.
Yeah, playing Streetfighter 2 on the X-BOX 360.
You knocked me out like a spinning fan kick, now I'm feeling a bit tipsy.
Now I'm cursing my fortune like a mad gypsy.
Got me turning green with anger sort of like Bill Bixby!
Woman what have you cooked for dinner today?
Roast chicken and potatoes with the tandoori sauce?
Cool, that's just for starters, what about the main course?
Cat fish delight, with the zinger tinger masala?
Wow, woman, you treat me so good!
Let's proceed to knock it down, lumberjack style, extra wood.
Let's build a bonfire.
My mouth is sewn shut, but I still proceed to talk right through the wire.
Liar! Liar! Pants on fire!
Esquire for hire.
Excuse me sire!
It is eye, Richard of Nottingham, Rick the rulers back!
On Attack, like Shaq.
I leave more marks than a school of sharks on attack.
Front and back, back and forth.
South to the north.
East to the West.
You are the best.
That's why I choose you over the rest.
I'm your host and you are my guest.
5 star service over at my place the Jannat Hilton.
Cheese and crackers, we got chedder and stilton.
Low count calories.
More zeros than fat cat salaries.
Because you ain't materialistic.
Sock it to me woman like a prit stick!

:eek3:

[insomniac]

:eek3:

you thought it dodgy too then....?

[Bubblegoose]

i just checked my reps, u better tell me im seeing things and that aint a blue neg rep u given me boy, cos this thread wont know what hit it if its a neg rep!

Boy? You see now your true colours come to surface. What's the matter, are you above criticism or something?:rolleyes:

LiveIslam, yep, peace! :)

[Kubs]

you thought it dodgy too then....?

I didn’t understand half of what he said. His wife will probably need serious therapy after hearing that.

[MG]

well then instead of trying to neg rep - explain what it's about...personally it sounds dodgy to me!


I thought poetry was meant to be read by others who derived their own meanings...




an artist who can't take a critic - nothing new :D

neg reps don't work - but yeh it 'neg repped' me too

yer he gave me one just because i didnt agree with him


as long as they dont work its cool :up:



Bubble goose's wife after hearing one of his "poems":

[GuCcI]

I didn’t understand half of what he said. His wife will probably need serious therapy after hearing that.

lol thats exactly wat mg said :p

[GuCcI]

Bubble goose's wife after hearing one of his "poems":

:rotfl:

[insomniac]

as long as they dont work its cool :up:



Bubble goose's wife after hearing one of his "poems":

looooool

this thread is past it's sell by date

[Bubblegoose]

Emmer G, ha ha ha, you are funny bint! Woot! Woot!:up:

[Baybars]

lol thats exactly wat mg said :p

Probably!

But it's still funny! :D No?

[LiveIslam]

wer did this guy come from? never seen him on the forum till today:rubeyes:

[LiveIslam]

Probably!

But it's still funny! :D No?

scary and plain weird i say and creepy :rolleyes:

[Baybars]

scary and plain weird i say and creepy :rolleyes:

I guess girls just have a different perspective.

I was LMAO!

[Bubblegoose]

wer did this guy come from? never seen him on the forum till today:rubeyes:

I come from the deepest darkest recess of your mind.:up:

[LiveIslam]

I guess girls just have a different perspective.

I was LMAO!

are u a guy:confused:

[LiveIslam]

I come from the deepest darkest recess of your mind.:up:

okay :wacko:

[GuCcI]

why is this thread still open *yawn*

[Bubblegoose]

I guess girls just have a different perspective.

I was LMAO!


True that man, some girls have strange perspectives.

That's why it is best to stick with regular bints.

You see the method behind my madness? I uncover some of their true traits, that is why tread with caution, some bints will cut you off at the knees and sell you down the river.

Give a true woman respect and as for the fakin' firoza's well a burp or a fart will take care of them.:up:

[MG]

I come from the deepest darkest recess of your mind.:up:


please remove those awful avatar pictures u keep putting up, dude lookslike he needs to get back to serving at the kebabish .


OK im off now byeee

[LiveIslam]

True that man, some girls have strange perspectives.

That's why it is best to stick with regular bints.

You see the method behind my madness? I uncover some of their true traits, that is why tread with caution, some bints will cut you off at the knees and sell you down the river.

Give a true woman respect and as for the fakin' firoza's well a burp or a fart will take care of them.:up:
u haven't uncovered anything mate

[Bubblegoose]

please remove those awful avatar pictures u keep putting up, dude lookslike he needs to get back to serving at the kebabish .


OK im off now byeee

You off to Kebabish? Tsk tsk!:rolleyes:

[LastFriday]

Sir, This Thread Sucks Alot :rolleyes:

Go ahead gimme another neg rep :rolleyes:

[LiveIslam]

Sir, This Thread Sucks Alot :rolleyes:

u sed it :up:

[Bubblegoose]

Sir, This Thread Sucks Alot :rolleyes:

Sir Spam Alot, I see you return to the kingdom.

Tell me, how did your negotiations with the vanguard of Ilyad progress?

[insomniac]

http://bp0.blogger.com/_83ZILEqUWFk/RcxP-65fZ3I/AAAAAAAAAAo/mxv0yKxceds/s320/JustZippy.JPG

[LastFriday]

Sir Spam Alot, I see you return to the kingdom.

Tell me, how did your negotiations with the vanguard of Ilyad progress?

LOL. How do I spam? *cough* look who's talking *cough* 10 New nonsense

threads a day. I post in a thread when I think I have something to say or

comment :). If someone posts a good thread with good information, saying

thanks doesn't hurt. Don't ever see u doing that :rolleyes: But I won't assume, I'm

sure you do :)

And the Negotiations went well, thanks for asking :up:

[Bubblegoose]

LOL. How do I spam? *cough* look who's talking *cough* 10 New nonsense

threads a day. I post in a thread when I think I have something to say or

comment :). If someone posts a good thread with good information, saying

thanks doesn't hurt. Don't ever see u doing that :rolleyes: But I won't assume, I'm

sure you do :)

And the Negotiations went well, thanks for asking :up:

Splendid! Ole Chap!:up:

So that means we can continue to trade next season, without us having to give up 20% of our intake as tax to the Prefect of Ayrshire.

Good work indeed, will this decision be ratified by the district court soon?

[~Unity~]

Splendid! Ole Chap!:up:

So that means we can continue to trade next season, without us having to give up 20% of our intake as tax to the Prefect of Ayrshire.

Good work indeed, will this decision be ratified by the district court soon?

:scratch:

[insomniac]

:scratch:

tornadoes are coming :D

[~Unity~]

tornadoes are coming :D

Don't chat breeze yeah :D

You taught me sumthin lol

[insomniac]

Don't chat breeze yeah :D

You taught me sumthin lol

sssshhh it's our secret ;)

[Kubs]

Don't chat breeze yeah :D

You taught me sumthin lol

Breeze? :eek3:

[~Unity~]

Breeze? :eek3:

sssshhh it's our secret ;)

Sorry Kubs you're not allowed to know :(

[LastFriday]

Splendid! Ole Chap!:up:

So that means we can continue to trade next season, without us having to give up 20% of our intake as tax to the Prefect of Ayrshire.

Good work indeed, will this decision be ratified by the district court soon?

LOL. Bro I love your sense of humor! Really, you should be a stand up

comedian! I know! you can work for Comedy Central! Better yet, you can

be a Model and A COMEDIAN!

As for the decision, the person in charge is in your Avatar, you might know

him, ask um :rolleyes:

[Bubblegoose]

sssshhh it's our secret ;)

By Request.

[Kubs]

Sorry Kubs you're not allowed to know :(

But I want to know. What does 'breeze' mean in slang? :rubeyes:

[~Unity~]

But I want to know. What does 'breeze' mean in slang? :rubeyes:

I took an oath of secrecy :(

[insomniac]

I took an oath of secrecy :(

But I want to know. What does 'breeze' mean in slang? :rubeyes:

according to my students it's the equivalent of 'chatting rubbish/crap'

[~Unity~]

according to my students it's the equivalent of 'chatting rubbish/crap'

Why did you tell her :torture:

I was gonna trick her into sumthin else :p

[GuCcI]

Victoria's running outta secrets eh?;)

ur officially not funny anymore.


this thread needs to be closed.

[Bubblegoose]

LOL. Bro I love your sense of humor! Really, you should be a stand up

comedian! I know you can work for Comedy Central! Better yet, you can

be a Model and A COMEDIAN!

As for the decision, the person in charge is in your Avatar, you might know

him, ask um :rolleyes:

Model and a comedian, at the same time! Phew!

Well in all honesty, I was hoping to be a chimney sweep, in fact I wish born in London during the the 19th Century, because I would be called Tommy Cobbles and I would be a 13 year chimney sweep.

Corr Giz A Job Guvna! Go on Giz a Job Guvna!

Gawd bless yee Mary Poppins!

The dude in the Avatar is me! Wow! Am in charge? Who died and made me king? Is Aragon son of Arathon dead?!!!

Ssssh The Eye of Sauron is watching us!

[Kubs]

Why did you tell her :torture:

I was gonna trick her into sumthin else :coolbro:

Stop taking advantage of my rubbish slang :outta:

[insomniac]

:eek3:

[Bubblegoose]

Anyway, folks, thanks for helping my thread get over a thousand hits plus a five star rating.:up:

Mission over. You can close this thread now or cuss me to pieces if that is what your hearts desire.:D

Jazak'Allah Khair and thanks to those of you who have a sense of humour, you ok in my book.:up:

[LastFriday]

Anyway, folks, thanks for helping my thread get over a thousand hits plus a five star rating.:up:

Mission over. You can close this thread now or cuss me to pieces if that is what your hearts desire.:D

Jazak'Allah Khair and thanks to those of you who have a sense of humour, you ok in my book.:up:

LOL. So much for your rating :rolleyes: Wayakum.

[Bubblegoose]

LOL. So much for your rating :rolleyes: Wayakum.

Been there, done it, did that.:rolleyes:

Remember LastFriday, this world will build you up, only to bring you down in the end.

Dunya my friend, that is the way of this dunya!:)

[LastFriday]

Been there, done it, did that.:rolleyes:

Remember LastFriday, this world will build you up, only to bring you down in the end.

Dunya my friend, that is the way of this dunya!:)

Thanks alot for the advice but I really don't think this world is going build

me anything. And your right, that might be the way of the duniya, but I

could care less :rolleyes: Maybe you shouldn't worry soo much about these

stupid things? Because guess what,

"..The Life of This World is only an Enjoyment of Deception!" [Imran 3:185]

[Bubblegoose]

Thanks alot for the advice but I really don't think this world is going build

me anything. And your right, that might be the way of the duniya, but I

could care less :rolleyes: Maybe you shouldn't worry soo much about these

stupid things? Because guess what,

"..The Life of This World is only an Enjoyment of Deception!" [Imran 3:185]

True indeed, what more can someone else say to that?:up:

[bint]

Threads full of rubbish. Well said Last Friday.

[Bubblegoose]

Now we supposedly got muslim homosexuals,
Salty bints giving me grief they wanna get vexual,
Claiming I'm a spammer, straight knocking my thread,
That's why I proceed to spread negative reps,
Like bullets reigning from twin tecs,
You persist to flame my game,
Claiming that I'm lame,
You display more hostility than an Arabic in Israel packing an automatic,
Won't you kill that noise like static?
Split decision, like one half want shariah law and the other half wanna remain democratic,
Politricks and bullsh*t,
Some folks even starting polls, about which car to buy and should they get it with leather and wood kit,
Ego's get massaged when folks give out positive rep hits,
Yep I'm the man most of you love to hate,
But I'm probably the man your sister would love to date.;)

[Tahiyah]

:rolleyes:alrighty then...nuff said,...thread closed....khalas..


(u can post your poems in the poetry corner)