Advice For Sisters

[Nazias]

Advice For Sisters

1. Don't imagine you can change a man - unless he's in diapers.

2. If they put a man on the moon - they should be able to put them all up there.

3. Never let your man's mind wander - it's too little to be out alone.

4. Go for younger men. You might as well - they never mature anyway.

5. Men are all the same - they just have different faces, so that you can tell them apart.

6. Definition of a bachelor; a man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable.

7. Women don't make fools of men - most of them are the do-it-yourself types.

8. Best way to get a man to do something, is to suggest they are too old for it.

9. Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.

10. If you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital.

11. The children of Israel wandered around the desert for 40 years. Even in biblical times, men wouldn't ask for directions.

12. If he asks what sort of books you're interested in, tell him checkbooks.

13. Remember a sense of humor does not mean that you tell him jokes, it means that you laugh at his.

14. Sadly, all men are created equal...

[muhammed_1428]

10. If you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital

I was just released :p

[GuCcI]

8. Best way to get a man to do something, is to suggest they are too old for it.


lol perfect :up:


some of them were kinda mean though :( where would we be without daddy :love:

[Nazias]

lol perfect :up:

some of them were kinda mean though :( where would we be without daddy :love:

I don't agree with most of it, if any but it made me :rotfl: coz it was so dumb! :D

[Mikha’eel]

Pfft more men jokes :rolleyes:

They are funny though. :rotfl:

[angel*]

:rotfl: :rotfl: funnnay!!!! :rotfl: :up:

[Jihaan]

Thats funny :p

[GAL-actic]

:rofl1::rofl1:

Pls post more :o

[LastFriday]

I'll take offense to that thank you very much.

[Joha]

Hmm, now I gotta stand up for the slighted sex here...

I expect Woman will be the last thing civilized by Man.
-George Meredith

The chief excitement in a woman's life is spotting women who are fatter than she is.
-Helen Rowland

A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction.
-Oscar Wilde

[bint]

That's some great advice there..Thankyou soo much Naziasss :D

[MG]

Hmm, now I gotta stand up for the slighted sex here...

I expect Woman will be the last thing civilized by Man.
-George Meredith

The chief excitement in a woman's life is spotting women who are fatter than she is.
-Helen Rowland

A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction.
-Oscar Wilde


looking at the above "defence" of the bros, if i was the bros i defo wouldnt want u to be our spokesperson...

[Umm 'Umarah]

Hmm, now I gotta stand up for the slighted sex here...

I expect Woman will be the last thing civilized by Man.
-George Meredith

The chief excitement in a woman's life is spotting women who are fatter than she is.
-Helen Rowland

A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction.
-Oscar Wilde


loool.

[SisterIslam]

Why don't men have mid-life crises?
They stay stuck in adolescence.


What do you call a man with half a brain?
Gifted


Men-tal Anxiety. . . Men-opause. . . Men-tal Breakdown. . .
Ever noticed that all problems start with MEN?


What is the thinnest book in the world?
"What men know about women."


Sorry Brothers. None of those are true for our Muslim Bruvas :) Only for the kuffar. :ahb:

[~Imaan~]

:D lol.....tho some of them are a bit harsh....:outta:

[Omar Mukhtar]

This thread is an insult to the men.:torture:

[GAL-actic]

This thread is an insult to the men.:torture:

but it's funny:o

[haque]

http://img100.imageshack.us/img100/5851/womanmc8.jpg

Two can play the game, if that's what the sisters want :up::D

[~Imaan~]

http://img100.imageshack.us/img100/5851/womanmc8.jpg

Two can play the game, if that's what the sisters want :up::D



:rofl1: loool, i have to admit, that one is funnier than the brother-bashing posts......BUT.... if this is supposed to mean what i think it means:

'common ore'

:asta:

[$HugoBoss$]

Quit making fun of your dads, it's wrong :nono:

[Rosalie-Beauty]

I'll take offense to that thank you very much.

ah and they forgot to post one about a man's ego. oh well. :rolleyes:

[LastFriday]

ah and they forgot to post one about a man's ego. oh well. :rolleyes:

LOL...last time I checked, women were created from the rib :rolleyes:

[thin_black_ice]

Not all men have those points my Husbands amazing and perfect ( thanks to allah) :D

[Cartman]

LOL...last time I checked, women were created from the rib :rolleyes:

are you getting mad?

chill, its just fun and games

[Tahiyah]

i am going to close this one for the same reason i closed the other one (see the advice for brothers thread..)

men are the protectors and maintainers of females, please dont mock and ridicule what Allah (swt) loves..

i know were only joking around and its all good fun, but it can become inappropriate and someone may get offended and thats just not necessary