sajid
31-03-03, 03:27 PM
A British doctor says, "Medicine in my country is so advanced that we
can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another man, and have him
looking for work in six weeks."
A German doctor says: "That's nothing, we can take a lung out of one
person, put it in another man, and have him looking for work in four weeks.
A Russian doctor says: "In my country medicine is so advanced, we
can take half a heart out of one person, put it in another man, and have
both of them looking for work in two weeks."
The American doctor, not to be outdone, says: "You guys are way
behind, we just took a man with no brain out of Texas, put him in the
White House, and now half of the country is looking for work, and the
other half is preparing for war.
can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another man, and have him
looking for work in six weeks."
A German doctor says: "That's nothing, we can take a lung out of one
person, put it in another man, and have him looking for work in four weeks.
A Russian doctor says: "In my country medicine is so advanced, we
can take half a heart out of one person, put it in another man, and have
both of them looking for work in two weeks."
The American doctor, not to be outdone, says: "You guys are way
behind, we just took a man with no brain out of Texas, put him in the
White House, and now half of the country is looking for work, and the
other half is preparing for war.