another joke!

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Medical Miracles

>An Israeli doctor says "Medicine in my country is so advanced
>that we can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and
>have him looking for work in six weeks."
>
>A German doctor says "That is nothing, we can take a lung out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in four weeks.
>
>A Russian doctor says "In my country, medicine is so advanced
>that we can take half a heart out of one person, put it in
>another, and have them both looking for work in two weeks."
>
>The Texas doctor, not to be outdone, says "You guys are way
>behind, we recently took a man with no brain out of Texas, put
>him in the White House for four years, and now half the country
>is looking for work."
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[Ebony]

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['Inayah']

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Here's another one along the same vein:

An airplane was about to crash; there were 5 passengers on board but only 4 parachutes.

The 1st passenger said, "I am Kobe Bryant, the best NBA basketball player, the Lakers need me, I can't afford to die." So he took the 1st pack and left the plane.

The 2nd passenger, Hillary Clinton said, " I am the wife of the former US President, a NY State Senator and a potential future president." So she took the 2nd pack and jumped out of the plane.

The 3rd passenger, George W. Bush, said, "I'm the president of the United States of America. I have great responsibility being the leader of a super-power nation and I am the cleverest president in American history, so America's people won't let me die." So he grabbed the pack next to him and jumped out of the plane.

The 4th passenger, the Pope, said to the 5th passenger, a 10 year old schoolgirl, "I am old and frail and don't have many years left, and as a Catholic! I will sacrifice my life and let you have the last parachute."

The girl said, "it's okay, there is a parachute left for you. America's
cleverest president has taken my schoolbag."

[a.z]

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love da jokes! :p