MP. Sir

[Supernova Nebula]

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>OFFICER : WHAT IS YOUR NAME ?
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>CANDIDATE : M P. SIR
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>OFFICER : TELL ME PROPERLY
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>CANDIDATE : MOHAN PAL SIR
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>OFFICER : YOUR FATHER'S NAME ?
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>CANDIDATE : M P. SIR
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>OFFICER : WHAT DOES THAT MEAN ?
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>CANDIDATE : MANMOHAN PAL SIR
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>OFFICER : YOUR NATIVE PLACE
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>CANDIDATE : M P. SIR
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>OFFICER : IS IT MADHYA PRADESH ?
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>CANDIDATE : NO, MUNNUR PAL SIR
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>OFFICER : WHAT IS YOUR QUALIFICATION?
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>CANDIDATE : M P. SIR
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>OFFICER : (ANGRILY) WHAT IS IT ?
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>CANDIDATE : METRIC PASS
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>OFFICER: WHY DO YOU NEED A JOB ?
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>CANDIDATE : M P. SIR
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>OFFICER: AND WHAT DOES THAT MEAN ?
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>CANDIDATE : MONEY PROBLEM SIR
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>OFFICER : DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY
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>CANDIDATE : M P. SIR
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>OFFICER : EXPLAIN YOURSELF CLEARLY
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>CANDIDATE : MAGNANIMOUS PERSONALITY SIR
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>OFFICER : THIS DISCUSSION IS NOWHERE, YOU MAY GO NOW
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>CANDIDATE : M P. SIR
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>OFFICER : WHAT IS IT NOW
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>CANDIDATE : MY PERFORMANCE....?
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>OFFICER : MP !!!
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>CANDIDATE : WHAT IS THAT SIR..?
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>OFFICER : MENTALLY PUNCTURE