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02-02-03, 01:14 PM
1- Why does the sun lighten our hair, but darken our skin?
2- Why can't women put on mascara with their mouthes closed?
3- Why don't we ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
4- Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
5- Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
6- Why is it that to stop Windows 98, you have to click on "Start"?
7- Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
8- Why is the man who invests all our money called a "broker"?
9- Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called "rush hour"?
10- Why isn't there mouse flavored cat food?
11- When dog food packaging boasts "new and improved tasting," who tests it?
12- Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
13- You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?
14- Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
15- Why are they called "apartments" when they are all stuck together?
16- If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
17- If flying is so safe, why do they call airports "terminals"?
2- Why can't women put on mascara with their mouthes closed?
3- Why don't we ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
4- Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
5- Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
6- Why is it that to stop Windows 98, you have to click on "Start"?
7- Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
8- Why is the man who invests all our money called a "broker"?
9- Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called "rush hour"?
10- Why isn't there mouse flavored cat food?
11- When dog food packaging boasts "new and improved tasting," who tests it?
12- Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
13- You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?
14- Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
15- Why are they called "apartments" when they are all stuck together?
16- If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
17- If flying is so safe, why do they call airports "terminals"?