windshield wiper theory

[ibn suleman]

The windshield wiper theory is that most males don't turn on their wipers unless very necessary, i.e. when they can hardly see.
Women on the other hand turn it on at the first drop of rain.

So we men in general wait to fix problems when they get really bad whereas women in general fix problems at first sight of it.

interesting ^ :outta:

[insomniac]

interesting ^ :outta:

aye thas soo true....I've had my wipers changed a few times now cos I keep putting them on too early :p

men on the other hand cause a lot of the accidents.

Have you noticed that most people forget to use the backscreen wind wipers :rubeyes:


that is like soooo dangerous

[Raziel]

interesting ^ :outta:

Or it could be that Men have better Eyesight and can see when a few drops on the windscreen are there.... :D

hence theres no problem to fix...

"If it ain't broke, Why try and Fix it?"

:jkk:

[Raziel]

aye thas soo true....I've had my wipers changed a few times now cos I keep putting them on too early :p

men on the other hand cause a lot of the accidents.

Have you noticed that most people forget to use the backscreen wind wipers :rubeyes:

that is like soooo dangerous

many cars have heated rear-screens, as opposed to wipers ...

and I've seen men drive Badly and Women too ...

Women on many occasions probably cause the accidents and get away with it... :smack: :outta:

:jkk:

[insomniac]

many cars have heated rear-screens, as opposed to wipers ...

and I've seen men drive Badly and Women too ...

Women on many occasions probably cause the accidents and get away with it... :smack: :outta:

:jkk:

as in drive off?..... nah man everytime I hit lamp posts I get out apologise to lamp post and then inspect the damage :p


men on the other hand will hit and drive off...my older brother has had two write offs and no longer drives

[sunrise]

i don't have car so i can't relate to windsheild wipers......but in general if somethign doesn't work i'lll give it a few goes and then il prob just scream for my bros or my mum :o to come help me:D

[insomniac]

interesting ^ :outta:

dude why on earth is this in the marriage section :rubeyes:

:confused:

[angel*]

Mmm interesting indeed, loooooool men drive like therz no tomoz, sumtimes ur just like :rubeyes: "wherez the fire?"


dude why on earth is this in the marriage section :rubeyes:

:confused:

^^^ yh *thinks the same thing*:p

[Raziel]

as in drive off?..... nah man everytime I hit lamp posts I get out apologise to lamp post and then inspect the damage :p

Nope thats not what I meant, I meant they panic, or do dodgy lane changes, or drive too slowly, brake hard, cause the Men to make sudden emergency maneuvers and crash, while the women drive off as though nothing happened... :smack:

men on the other hand will hit and drive off[/B]...my older brother has had two write offs and no longer drives

[B]most people do that, if they hit a Car, they drive off before the Driver of the car they hit can take their reg number, so that they can't make a claim against them...

There was this occasion that this lady opened her driver side door while I was driving along a small road... my bumper touched her door, I even apologized for it, even though it was her fault as well, and agreed to pay for the damage ( of which she made up)
she then tried to milk the occasion by claiming that she had whiplash!!! :smack: in the end she got nothing from me... as she could not pin the claim on me, especially as there wasn't an ounce of damage on my car to indicate that it had caused a dent on her driver side door in the first place...



:jkk:

[Raziel]

Mmm interesting indeed, loooooool men drive like therz no tomoz, sumtimes ur just like :rubeyes: "wherez the fire?"

some are really bad drivers, so are women....

^^^ yh *thinks the same thing*:p

:jkk:

[Raziel]

i don't have car so i can't relate to windsheild wipers......but in general if somethign doesn't work i'lll give it a few goes and then il prob just scream for my bros or my mum :o to come help me:D

:D

:jkk: sis... :o

[Zesty]

Guess its one way of separating the feminine men and the masculine females huh! :rofl1:

[Raziel]

Guess its one way of separating the feminine men and the masculine females huh! :rofl1:

:smack:

:jkk:

[angel*]

Guess its one way of separating the feminine men and the masculine females huh! :rofl1:

ha ha looooool zesty nice 1 :up:

[ibn suleman]

dude why on earth is this in the marriage section :rubeyes:

:confused:

:smack:

u all go tthe wrong end of it :o

it was supposed to be abt realtionships..and the man woman..why problems occur... this bit in partciular

So we men in general wait to fix problems when they get really bad whereas women in general fix problems at first sight of it.

not the driving thing :p

[`asiya]

The windshield wiper theory is that most males don't turn on their wipers unless very necessary, i.e. when they can hardly see.

Women on the other hand turn it on at the first drop of rain.

So we men in general wait to fix problems when they get really bad whereas women in general fix problems at first sight of it.

very interesting.. could be something in that, its similar to what i call "ignore syndrome"

where men ignore everything a woman says to them, until its too late and then turn around and go "why didnt u say something"

at which point the women roll their eyes tut, and ignore them ... :outta:

[Raziel]

The windshield wiper theory is that most males don't turn on their wipers unless very necessary, i.e. when they can hardly see.

Women on the other hand turn it on at the first drop of rain.

So we men in general wait to fix problems when they get really bad whereas women in general fix problems at first sight of it.

very interesting.. could be something in that, its similar to what i call "ignore syndrome"

where men ignore everything a woman says to them, until its too late and then turn around and go "why didnt u say something"

at which point the women roll their eyes tut, and ignore them ... :outta:

lol! sis.. :o

:jkk:

[insomniac]

:smack:

u all go tthe wrong end of it :o

it was supposed to be abt realtionships..and the man woman..why problems occur... this bit in partciular



not the driving thing :p

lol doh sorry I'm a bit of a literalist

[Kal-El]

It's because we men CANNOT be bothered. :p And rightly so..

[heaven2002]

related thread see =
'men are from mars and women are from venus' in lifestyle section

http://www.ummah.com/forum/showthread.php?t=130656