The Traps of Shaytaan 22/7/07

[RaNdOm]

:salams

The Traps of Shaytan

by Abu Abdissalam
(as seen on Islam Channel, graduate of Dar al-Hadith, Mecca)

http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i236/twirl86/ShaytanPosterSmall.jpg

i was early this time :outta:

[ADZ w3]

:salams

aint this the shaike who gives the prophets stories on islam channel? Mashallah if it is then THIS SHUD BE GREAT!!!!

[As-Sajdah]

:salams

aint this the shaike who gives the prophets stories on islam channel? Mashallah if it is then THIS SHUD BE GREAT!!!!

:wswrwb:

If I remember correctly, he's dat young bro who does/done 40 Hadith of Imam Nawawi? Masha'Allah v.good

[ADZ w3]

lol,aint seen that when does it come on?

[As-Sajdah]

Cant remember aki :D looool, but wen u see u'll recognize

[ADZ w3]

:salams

i c ..lool..ok r u gona go to this ???

[As-Sajdah]

:salams

i c ..lool..ok r u gona go to this ???

Insha'Allah looks good aki, im thinkin of it, but u n the crew have to come as well yeh lol, r u cumn?

But one problem, Where In the World is 'BUCKS' :rubeyes: , Do u need space-shuttle to get there?

[ADZ w3]

:salams

loool. i think all u need is a car..hmmm looool me n the crew...well see inshallah if we dont hve anything else to do..but the brother yunis course is gona be going on, so if we dont go to that then well prob come here or vica versa init...:) but if we go u might as well come with us..init

[As-Sajdah]

:salams

loool. i think all u need is a car..hmmm looool me n the crew...well see inshallah if we dont hve anything else to do..but the brother yunis course is gona be going on, so if we dont go to that then well prob come here or vica versa init...:) but if we go u might as well come with us..init

:wswrwb:

loool, ah seen, tht Acts of Worship course, tht looks sik masha'Allah, but I got work on Saturdays :( , is tht brother Yunus the one u lot were sayin is propa sik, the one u done that other course with?

[Nazias]

:salams

aint this the shaike who gives the prophets stories on islam channel? Mashallah if it is then THIS SHUD BE GREAT!!!!

Walaikum Salam,

That's the one and the 40 hadith show is not shown anymore on Islam Channel!

[MMS]

Insha'Allah looks good aki, im thinkin of it, but u n the crew have to come as well yeh lol, r u cumn?

But one problem, Where In the World is 'BUCKS' :rubeyes: , Do u need space-shuttle to get there?

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:its like this villagy place full of hills and dopey pakistanis :o

[RaNdOm]

:salams

lol yeh mashaAllah thats the one, he's related to a wycomber so u know close contacts and all that lool ehem :coolbro: :p ....... but i think ALL of ummah.com should go this talk :up::D:up::D and yes mms that includes u too :p

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:its like this villagy place full of hills and dopey pakistanis :o

:salams

lol we're not talkin about ur home town dear :rolleyes:

[ibn suleman]

edit..hope no one saw that :o

[RaNdOm]

aww..missed it..looked good masha'Allah
did anyone record?

:salams

:rofl1: :rofl1: :rofl1: :rofl1: aww well maybe next time :p

:rofl1: :rofl1:

[Nazias]

aww..missed it..looked good masha'Allah
did anyone record?

It's in July not June! :smack:

[Abu Muslim]

lol,aint seen that when does it come on?

lool bruv, I swear that 40 ahadeeth program we saw at your house like 7am in the morning the other day with the bro in the wooden thing, Im sure it was 40 ahadeeth but I dont remember if it was islam channel or one of them paki ones..

Nice topic masha'Allah but High Wycombe, is that in wales or scotland?

[ADZ w3]

Aint it next month?

[ibn suleman]

edit..hope no one saw that :o

:smack: how did u all manage to see that :rubeyes:
:embar:

[ADZ w3]

lool bruv, I swear that 40 ahadeeth program we saw at your house like 7am in the morning the other day with the bro in the wooden thing, Im sure it was 40 ahadeeth but I dont remember if it was islam channel or one of them paki ones..

Nice topic masha'Allah but High Wycombe, is that in wales or scotland?


Na it was a different one...BUT y were u watching TV, SLEEEP WAS MORE IMPORTANT !!!

[As-Sajdah]

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:its like this villagy place full of hills and dopey pakistanis :o

Ah seeen, some neeeext place, is it where they invented Buckaroo by any chance?

[RaNdOm]

Nice topic masha'Allah but High Wycombe, is that in wales or scotland?

:salams

i heard its not that far from wales :D

Ah seeen, some neeeext place, is it where they invented Buckaroo by any chance?

:salams

i think u lot should stop takin the mick and see for urself, its in rgs aswel (ma bros chool :coolbro:) l, thats like the normal peoples version of eton, and its like so pretty from the outside :D

www.rgshw.com (http://www.rgshw.com/) :D

and abu abdissalam how can u say noooooooooo traps of shaytaan how can u say nooooooooooo tell ur fam tell ur friends tell the world :hidban::hidban::hidban::hidban:

:rolleyes:

[Abu Muslim]

:salams

i heard its not that far from wales :D



Walaykum Salam,
Whats the expected turnout then? 4 people not including the 2 sheep in the back..

Kidding shidding, Im sure it will be great insha'Allah, I would go if I didnt have to leave my house 4 days in advance just to get to high wycombe. Like no one knows where that is *purple faced emoticon*

[As-Sajdah]

:salams

i heard its not that far from wales :D



:salams

i think u lot should stop takin the mick and see for urself, its in rgs aswel (ma bros chool :coolbro:) l, thats like the normal peoples version of eton, and its like so pretty from the outside :D

www.rgshw.com (http://www.rgshw.com/) :D

and abu abdissalam how can u say noooooooooo traps of shaytaan how can u say nooooooooooo tell ur fam tell ur friends tell the world :hidban::hidban::hidban::hidban:

:rolleyes:
:wswrwb:

Woah, Didnt knw you were related to the Royal Family, say hi to the Queen for me...loool

I haven't got no probz with the speaker, he's top masha'Allah and the topic, just the area is a new Province for me, a tad too adventurous even for a london farmer like me

[Ibn Khattab]

High Wycombe?

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl: where the hell is that man :D

[As-Sajdah]

High Wycombe?

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl: where the hell is that man :D

Tell me about it Ya'll :rotfl:

[As-Sajdah]

Btw. What language do they speak in High Wycombe, could we get around arite with English?

[ADZ w3]

:salams

high wycombe aint that bad people....it is HILLZ n HILLZ...n HILLZ n HILLZ n HILLZ.. but its actually a nice place.the views mashallah some of the view at the top of hills..but its.not too far..i think like 30=45 min car ride...:)

[As-Sajdah]

:salams

high wycombe aint that bad people....it is HILLZ n HILLZ...n HILLZ n HILLZ n HILLZ.. but its actually a nice place.the views mashallah some of the view at the top of hills..but its.not too far..i think like 30=45 min car ride...:)

Lying is Haram Ya Aki, loool jokin, im sure it aint tht bad lol

[ADZ w3]

:salams

aki r u accusing me of lying on a public forum? are casting doubt on my character or my ability to give witness???

[As-Sajdah]

:salams

aki r u accusing me of lying on a public forum? are casting doubt on my character or my ability to give witness???

:wswrwb:

loooooooool dam right I am akhi, wht u gonna do about it, bring it on! loooool jooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooke

[MMS]

Btw. What language do they speak in High Wycombe, could we get around arite with English?

marrian twaarian :rotfl::rotfl:

[Nazias]

Walaykum Salam,
Whats the expected turnout then? 4 people not including the 2 sheep in the back..

:rotfl:

[sunrise]

if it gets recorded, some1 please post it up :jkk:

[RaNdOm]

Walaykum Salam,
Whats the expected turnout then? 4 people not including the 2 sheep in the back..

Kidding shidding, Im sure it will be great insha'Allah, I would go if I didnt have to leave my house 4 days in advance just to get to high wycombe. Like no one knows where that is *purple faced emoticon*

:salams

loool hahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa :torture:wycombe aint THAT villagey u know, cmon if abu abdissalams goin... as much as our kindness is menta extend to animals...obv hes not goin to teach knowledge to sheep is he :rolleyes: n i still think u shud so go cos like if i can make the journey EVERYDAY im sure u can make it just once! plus it'd be good to breathe some good clean fresh air for once... u'll come back buzzin :D



:wswrwb:

Woah, Didnt knw you were related to the Royal Family, say hi to the Queen for me...loool

I haven't got no probz with the speaker, he's top masha'Allah and the topic, just the area is a new Province for me, a tad too adventurous even for a london farmer like me

:salams

loool i think princess diana visitied the school once, the queen came to ours but alhamdulillah i werent there :rolleyes: n nooo honest u lot are makin a way bigger deal than u shud be... cos like it aint adventurous at all... n even if it is... then like u need a bit of adventure, it'll train u up for unexpected situations... and u know bein a muslim u need to be quick off ya feet and tht :p

High Wycombe?

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl: where the hell is that man :D

:salams

its a magical land only a few miles away from u... come and see for urself :D

:salams

high wycombe aint that bad people....it is HILLZ n HILLZ...n HILLZ n HILLZ n HILLZ.. but its actually a nice place.the views mashallah some of the view at the top of hills..but its.not too far..i think like 30=45 min car ride...:)

:wswrwb:

FANK U :torture: everyone listen to adz w3 as long as he's sayin good stuff about it :D

marrian twaarian :rotfl::rotfl:

:salams

:rotfl: how do uuuuuuuuuuuuuu know????? actually i think everyone probably knows

if it gets recorded, some1 please post it up :jkk:

:salams

sunriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiise u gotta come and u nazias!!!!!!!!!!!!! even ma bro wants u to come.... see... RaNdOms bro says = "plz cum it's my bro's school and he's in year 11 anyway +thts like the biggest school in town and the hall and u hav to cum, why because you are very kind plus we even sumtimes get free mutai and so cum on sunrise plz big hall remember tht."

loooool

[Nazias]

:salams

sunriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiise u gotta come and u nazias!!!!!!!!!!!!! even ma bro wants u to come.... see... RaNdOms bro says = "plz cum it's my bro's school and he's in year 11 anyway +thts like the biggest school in town and the hall and u hav to cum, why because you are very kind plus we even sumtimes get free mutai and so cum on sunrise plz big hall remember tht."

loooool

Walaikum salam,

It's so far! :o and I will Insha'allah be doing this: http://www.ummah.com/forum/showthread.php?t=128104 which I am so looking forward to! :hidban:

[MMS]

:salams

:rotfl: how do uuuuuuuuuuuuuu know????? actually i think everyone probably knows



i used to come down alot in them times when i used to stalk u, but then i saw yer face n i never went there again :rubeyes: wasted my petrol :torture:

its a 1n half hour drive from me aswell :(:(

[RaNdOm]

Walaikum salam,

It's so far! :o and I will Insha'allah be doing this: http://www.ummah.com/forum/showthread.php?t=128104 which I am so looking forward to! :hidban:

:salams

:crying: :crying: :crying: it aint THAT far n i cant believe ur choosin them over me... i mean abu abdissalam :o

i used to come down alot in them times when i used to stalk u, but then i saw yer face n i never went there again :rubeyes: wasted my petrol :torture:

its a 1n half hour drive from me aswell :(:(

:salams

loool aw how come u dont stalk me anymore?? i feel so unloved :( but honest i'll hide it if u come this time... OBV uv had reasons to come down in the past so :rolleyes: JIHAN tell her :torture:

[Jihaan]

:salams

:crying: :crying: :crying: it aint THAT far n i cant believe ur choosin them over me... i mean abu abdissalam :o



:salams

loool aw how come u dont stalk me anymore?? i feel so unloved :( but honest i'll hide it if u come this time... OBV uv had reasons to come down in the past so :rolleyes: JIHAN tell her :torture:

well she wont be dissin u for the rest of tonight coz she jus got beats for not shuttin the comp down :rolleyes:

[RaNdOm]

well she wont be dissin u for the rest of tonight coz she jus got beats for not shuttin the comp down :rolleyes:

:salams

:rotfl: well deserved i say :D but jihan cmon u the more rational 1... i can at least reason with u without letn ma face get cussed so PLEASE :( u lot never come...

[Abu Nuh AMW]

lol guys high wycombe is quite near to slough so come past here on the way an pick me up!

[Nazias]

:salams

:crying: :crying: :crying: it aint THAT far n i cant believe ur choosin them over me... i mean abu abdissalam :o

Walaikum salam,

Alhumdulillah, brother Abu Abdissalam is very good! :up: but I really want to do this course as it covers a lot and my loyalties mean we have to go to this! :D

[ADZ w3]

:salams

mashallah man and brother yunis OMG im telling hes TOO much of a good teacher !!!! everyone who goes should benift most nd pay attention and take lots of notes!!!!! inshallah :)

but anyone not doing better courses then shud really attend this coz abu abdisallam is GREAT 2!

w.salam

[RaNdOm]

:salams

oh yeh did i mention it was free :outta:

[Nazias]

:salams

oh yeh did i mention it was free :outta:

Walaikum salam! :rotfl:

Alhumdulillah!

[ADZ w3]

:salams

me heard that this evant is one of the biggest events of the year !!!!!!
in high whycombe that is loooool

[ADZ w3]

:salams


*sad fce* looks like no one agree'ss..

whipes tears from eye's and clicks onto another thread..

[RaNdOm]

:wswrwb:

i heard its gonna be the event of the year too :D:D:D:D:D

like proper special people livin in buckinghamshire me heard :up:n only special people gonna be attendin...

so like all of u that CANT BE BOTHAD to trek it... u aint special haha :D

[uhkt_al'muminun]

event of the year...wow mash'Allah!

Will this be starting on the first wek of brother Yunus Course?

[Nazias]

Will this be starting on the first wek of brother Yunus Course?

Yeah, they clash :(

[uhkt_al'muminun]

Yeah, they clash :(

:( ...Jazk'Allahukahir ukhty ;)

[ADZ w3]

:salams

the course...i was gona go...shud go but then me thinks its not benifical for me coz i miss day 3 and 4 , might turn up for the fasting tho ramadan cumin n all...wait HANG on is there secret promoting of the course going on in this thread? lool BUT BACK to the point...

event of the year...*smiles* in highwhycombe lool

[uhkt_al'muminun]

:salams

the course...i was gona go...shud go but then me thinks its not benifical for me coz i miss day 3 and 4 , might turn up for the fasting tho ramadan cumin n all...wait HANG on is there secret promoting of the course going on in this thread? lool BUT BACK to the point...

event of the year...*smiles* in highwhycombe lool

ermm... ive lost you akhi what fasting thing?

theres another event of the year cuming up soon lol

[ADZ w3]

:salams

the course covers FIQ, and it covers FIQ of fasting on day 5 and 6 i might go to that init..coz ramadans cumin n all..loool
u south people i know skoolin bad up in dem ends but please...dis simple english..looooooooooooooooool

[uhkt_al'muminun]

:salams

the course covers FIQ, and it covers FIQ of fasting on day 5 and 6 i might go to that init..coz ramadans cumin n all..loool
u south people i know skoolin bad up in dem ends but please...dis simple english..looooooooooooooooool

:wswrwb:

lol lets face it akhi 'Ghetto' terminology is not really classifies as 'simple English' which is why i have a slight problem in understanding the west lingo...do you people learn Slang before learning English :smack:

And for the record we are a very educated community us south ppl *looks around with a confused and blank face*

[ADZ w3]

:salams

u call this lang getto looool..ok ok..but im jst spelling things in short the words are the same ...
yeh mashallah really educated!!! loooooooool

w.salam

[ADZ w3]

[QUOTE=RaNdOm;1960214]:salams

The Traps of Shaytan

by Abu Abdissalam
(as seen on Islam Channel, graduate of Dar al-Hadith, Mecca)

http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i236/twirl86/ShaytanPosterSmall.jpg

QUOTE]

need i say more.....

w.salam

[sunrise]

looks excellent:up:

please post it up if anyone records it jzk in advance

[Ibn Khattab]

looks quite good mashallah. i might come up.

[ADZ w3]

looks quite good mashallah. i might come up.

:salams

is it aki, pik me up please?

[Ibn Khattab]

:salams

is it aki, pik me up please?

ima try get wip inshallah. if i do then yer :up:

[As-Sajdah]

ima try get wip inshallah. if i do then yer :up:

izit??? bagzy sittin @ the front :p

[Shogun]

allhamdulillah, people are of mutual and compatible opinions for once, people are rendezvouing about the deen in harmony...

[ADZ w3]

:salams

no need for the life ibn K, im not cumin *sad face*.....i cudnt give up the oppertunity to study BM wid Br Yunis..*smiles*..

w.salam

[RaNdOm]

:salams

i think no1 wants to go to this....

[ADZ w3]

:salams

lets not start wid the mke everyone feel sorry for the event nd everyone will come tricks *rolls eyes* loool *smiles*

[RaNdOm]

:salams

lets not start wid the mke everyone feel sorry for the event nd everyone will come tricks *rolls eyes* loool *smiles*

:wswrwb:

no trick... was just makin an observation... :( just feel kinda sad for all those chairs that wont get sat on... they mite feel like they aint even wanted :crying:

[ADZ w3]

:salams

awww, them poor chairs * whipes tear from eye* loool..
its not about the turn out..evan if only one person turns up ( apart from the speaker *rolls eyes*..and that person benifits then the whole expenditure is worth it !!!! and plus if no one else goes means u HVE to record it or MKE SURE u tke really really good notes..so everyone else can benifit inshallah..

[RaNdOm]

:salams

awww, them poor chairs * whipes tear from eye* loool..
its not about the turn out..evan if only one person turns up ( apart from the speaker *rolls eyes*..and that person benifits then the whole expenditure is worth it !!!! and plus if no one else goes means u HVE to record it or MKE SURE u tke really really good notes..so everyone else can benifit inshallah..

:wswrwb:

yeh but like the more people i can get to turn up, the more people are likely to benefit from it, so inshaAllah more chance i have in gettin some reward for advertisin it :o n inshaAllah the chairs wont even feel hurt or sad :(

but its ok, i guess wycombers and their chairs should be able to take rejection by now :rolleyes: we're just the outsiders...

i guess there was no point me even postin up the event :(

[ADZ w3]

:salams

*whipes tear from emotional sad post* looooooooooooooooooool
mashallah but ...how do u know allah will not reward u for ur intentions in filling up all them seats but u cudnt coz people cudnt mke it coz they had to gain the knoledge first which was obligatory upon them to know in depth ?? *smiles*
plus....
how do u know people hve not seen the info needed and r gona cum but jst didnt bother posting in the thread?

On the authority of Ibn 'Abbaas, radiAllaahu anhu, from the Messenger of Allaah, sallAllaahu alayhi wa sallam, from what he has related from his Lord, tabaaraka wa ta'aalaa, that He said :

Verily Allaah ta'aalaa has written down the Good deeds and the Evil deeds, and then explained it [by saying] : Whosoever intended to perform a Good deed, but did not do it, then Allaah writes it down with Himself as a complete Good deed. And if he intended to perform it and then did perform it, then Allaah writes it down with Himself as from ten Good deeds upto seven hundred times, upto many times multiplied. And if he intended to perform an Evil deed, but did not do it, then Allaah writes it down with Him as a complete Good deed. And if he intended it [ie. the evil deed] and then performed it, then Allaah writes it down as one Evil deed.

[RaNdOm]

:salams

*whipes tear from emotional sad post* looooooooooooooooooool
mashallah but ...how do u know allah will not reward u for ur intentions in filling up all them seats but u cudnt coz people cudnt mke it coz they had to gain the knoledge first which was obligatory upon them to know in depth ?? *smiles*
plus....
how do u know people hve not seen the info needed and r gona cum but jst didnt bother posting in the thread?

:wswrwb:

yeh but no but yeh but no but ur just ruinin ma posts :(

yeh but thats the intention of gettin people there... what about like ppl that will be impacted by such a powerful speaker inshaAllah... each thing they do might bring an atom worth of good down the line maybe :o

but anyway i guess it dont matter, since obviously ppl wanna go 2 this other event so badly... and i guess i shudnt try and stop them...

but still i guess thats me :(:(:(:(:(:( but i bet the chairs are still gonna be well sad :( sucha cruel cruel world...

[ADZ w3]

:salams

k im sorry or messing up ur posts.

w.salam

[MMS]

:wswrwb:

yeh but no but yeh but no but ur just ruinin ma posts :(

yeh but thats the intention of gettin people there... what about like ppl that will be impacted by such a powerful speaker inshaAllah... each thing they do might bring an atom worth of good down the line maybe :o

but anyway i guess it dont matter, since obviously ppl wanna go 2 this other event so badly... and i guess i shudnt try and stop them...

but still i guess thats me :(:(:(:(:(:( but i bet the chairs are still gonna be well sad :( sucha cruel cruel world...

when the world leaves u feeling blue
u can count on me, i will be here for u :inlove::inlove:
we gotta all stick together
good friends ther for each other
never ever frget that i got u n u got meee :coolbro:

:love: s-club fo lyfee

[RaNdOm]

when the world leaves u feeling blue
u can count on me, i will be here for u :inlove::inlove:
we gotta all stick together
good friends ther for each other
never ever frget that i got u n u got meee :coolbro:

:love: s-club fo lyfee

:salams

i shouldnt ever get blue
cos i always got u
but u gotta stay away
cos ul make me stink all day
never ever forget that u suck and i ruuuuuuule :hidban::hidban::hidban:

[ADZ w3]

:salams


CNT WAIT INSHALLAH!!! sum1 told me theres gona be cakes 2!!!
mmmmm cakes gona hev to bring all the brothers to this one inshallah!!!
whats the post code of the place to mke sure we actually find it loool

[ADZ w3]

:salams

the cakes r stilll a go ahead yeh?

[MMS]

:salams

the cakes r stilll a go ahead yeh?

do u comfort eat :rubeyes: all u do is talk about foood :rubeyes:

[ADZ w3]

:salams

is that a problem???? theres nothing wrong if i do...is there?
r u calling me fat? im not fat!!! im just big !!! lool

[MMS]

:salams

is that a problem???? theres nothing wrong if i do...is there?
r u calling me fat? im not fat!!! im just big !!! lool

gluttony is haraaam haraaam haraaam

[RaNdOm]

:salams

well i dont even know if i can go to this now :crying: these are sad sad times for the chairs ... but verily after hardship comes ease!

[ADZ w3]

gluttony is haraaam haraaam haraaam

:salams

lool..gluttony ? *ahem* explain....

[ADZ w3]

:salams

ok alhumdulilah now that thats all sorted...will there be cakes? lool

[As-Sajdah]

:salams

lool..gluttony ? *ahem* explain....

Over-eating? :up: , Like wht u do akhi innit LOL jokin

[RaNdOm]

:salams

i guess no1 went :(

[Ibn Khattab]

i was gonna come but i cudnt get a car in time. so i went to the talk in morden instead.

[RaNdOm]

i was gonna come but i cudnt get a car in time. so i went to the talk in morden instead.

:salams

*WARNING WARNING* incoming excuuuuuuuuuuuuses :torture:

[Ibn Khattab]

:salams

*WARNING WARNING* incoming excuuuuuuuuuuuuses :torture:

its the truuf:(

[ADZ w3]

:salams

this weekend was a FLOP!!