Things to be avoided in Engurland

[Supernova Nebula]

Tell me pleazzzee:o

[(*_Hamzah]

Aviod the Kuffar first then

Pork, McDonalds, KFC, Burger King, Drunkards Inn's and Starbucks

If you can avoid spending any money as well

[Songbird]

Tell me pleazzzee:o
The English.

[Supernova Nebula]

The English.

:rotfl:looooool or best to avoid English that sings :p

[Supernova Nebula]

Aviod the Kuffar first then

Pork, McDonalds, KFC, Burger King, Drunkards Inn's and Starbucks

If you can avoid spending any money as well

woa they have Drunkards Inn lol

[Te'oma]

Tell me pleazzzee:o

military service...:p

a couple of serious things to avoid...a lot of the food there has pork products in it so check labels closely

[Supernova Nebula]

military service...:p

a couple of serious things to avoid...a lot of the food there has pork products in it so check labels closely

short people are not taken:p

[Te'oma]

short people are not taken:p

Don't know about the UK but here they have dropped the height requirement.

[Supernova Nebula]

Don't know about the UK but here they have dropped the height requirement.

then im glad i'll be in engurland and not canada :p

[Lambo5688]

Avoid the London Bridge..cuz its fallling down falling down ....ok that was corny

[Eemaan]

Avoid the London Bridge..cuz its fallling down falling down ....ok that was corny

funnay, we wer singun that in class yesterday :embar: the kids were like :smack: grow up miss

:D

Things to be avoided:

any southern part of england.

come to yahorshire sis *sufi whirl* :love:

[Lambo5688]

funnay, we wer singun that in class yesterday :embar: the kids were like :smack: grow up miss

you made high school kids sing that?:torture:

[Eemaan]

you made high school kids sing that?:torture:

they were special needs kids and i was introducing the great fire of london cos it would sustain their 3 minite attention spans so i said, "what nursery rhymes do we know" so there was some singing, jah. :o

it seemed like a very normal thing to do at the time and they were amused okay. am i forgiven?

[Lambo5688]

they were special needs kids and i was introducing the great fire of london cos it would sustain their 3 minite attention spans so i said, "what nursery rhymes do we know" so there was some singing, jah. :o

it seemed like a very normal thing to do at the time and they were amused okay. am i forgiven?

lol ok that explanation works. Yes your forgiven, I wont be calling the Society Against Student Torture.:D

[Joha]

Nothing, it's all beautiful, stay well clear of Manchester or Birmingham, and Leeds, Bradford, Huddersfield, Hull, Liverpool (you'll notice they all have one thing in common :p)

And if I remember, you'll be in Royal Holloway right? In which case you're in the best bit of Engurland anyway.


Finally, as you're a girl, don't under any circumstances get sent to Coventry ;)

[Supernova Nebula]

Nothing, it's all beautiful, stay well clear of Manchester or Birmingham, and Leeds, Bradford, Huddersfield, Hull, Liverpool (you'll notice they all have one thing in common :p)

now, I'm curious to know

And if I remember, you'll be in Royal Holloway right? In which case you're in the best bit of Engurland anyway.

expensive place:(


Finally, as you're a girl, don't under any circumstances get sent to Coventry ;)

I'm curious to know!

[Lambo5688]

I'm curious to know!
Did you even take my London Bridge advice seriously? It's sound advice ya know!

[Supernova Nebula]

Did you even take my London Bridge advice seriously? It's sound advice ya know!

i take it as a reverse reverse psychology :p

[Fais]

The South is ok .. North is just ... :vomit:

[Monica03]

Avoid the pikeys :eek:

[angel*]

i take it as a reverse reverse psychology :p
:up: gr8 minds think alike!:p

The South is ok .. North is just ... :vomit:

Mmmm yh South is waaay better than North, cuz the more up North u go the more weird asians ul meet *shudders*

Not much 2 b avoided as such, just rmrbr to check food labels and ummm errr yh thas about it. If ur gonna b useing the tube mk sure u dont get lost!

[Monica03]

Mmmm yh South is waaay better than North, cuz the more up North u go the more weird asians ul meet *shudders*



If u must come into contact with the Northeners, then dont ever ask them for directions. You wont understand what they say and will probably go missing for a few weeks :D :up:

[Supernova Nebula]

Avoid the pikeys :eek:

now, that needs explanation.

[PiElle]

pint of bitter

[Monica03]

now, that needs explanation.

Pikeys - Gypsy travellers. They will try and sell u dodgy things ie. watches and aftershaves and if u say no, they can get a bit agressive. One of them chased me in my car for a bit when I refused to buy perfume from him :eek:
:(

[angel*]

If u must come into contact with the Northeners, then dont ever ask them for directions. You wont understand what they say and will probably go missing for a few weeks :D :up:

mmmm yh SuperN, hope ur taking notes!






pint of bitter

:eek3: that from exp. then:p

[Fais]

now, that needs explanation.

Pikeys are travellers .. they live in caravans ...

Some are nice and some look to cause trouble ... just avoid them at all costs :smack: ...

[Supernova Nebula]

Pikeys - Gypsy travellers. They will try and sell u dodgy things ie. watches and aftershaves and if u say no, they can get a bit agressive. One of them chased me in my car for a bit when I refused to buy perfume from him :eek:
:(

now that's scary:o

[OBL]

Avoid the freshies.

[Joha]

If u must come into contact with the Northeners, then dont ever ask them for directions. You wont understand what they say and will probably go missing for a few weeks :D :up:

Best advice I've heard in a long while.

The North is great for occasional visits to see the sites, just avoid the people.

The South is where life is.

Oh yea, if you come to London, here's another list of places to avoid. Brixton, Most places south of the river unless they're Richmond, Hackney (to generalise, anywhere East of the Tower of London is a no-go). Stick to the West and the North, but avoid Southall as well.

I hope I've managed to offend as many people as possible, but it's the sad truth :p

[Supernova Nebula]

Nothing, it's all beautiful, stay well clear of Manchester or Birmingham, and Leeds, Bradford, Huddersfield, Hull, Liverpool (you'll notice they all have one thing in common :p)

And if I remember, you'll be in Royal Holloway right? In which case you're in the best bit of Engurland anyway.


Finally, as you're a girl, don't under any circumstances get sent to Coventry ;)

bro Joha, u havent answered this

[Monica03]

now that's scary:o

Youre telling me :(
He was a young kid as well!

Best advice I've heard in a long while.

The North is great for occasional visits to see the sites, just avoid the people.

The South is where life is.

Oh yea, if you come to London, here's another list of places to avoid. Brixton, Most places south of the river unless they're Richmond, Hackney (to generalise, anywhere East of the Tower of London is a no-go). Stick to the West and the North, but avoid Southall as well.

I hope I've managed to offend as many people as possible, but it's the sad truth :p

Its the best advice because its True :D
PS. Bricklane is another dodgy area.

EDIT: I just saw u wrote all of the East:up:

[Supernova Nebula]

Best advice I've heard in a long while.

The North is great for occasional visits to see the sites, just avoid the people.

The South is where life is.

Oh yea, if you come to London, here's another list of places to avoid. Brixton, Most places south of the river unless they're Richmond, Hackney (to generalise, anywhere East of the Tower of London is a no-go). Stick to the West and the North, but avoid Southall as well.

I hope I've managed to offend as many people as possible, but it's the sad truth :p

seems that i just have to lock myself up in the room:o

[Joha]

seems that i just have to lock myself up in the room:o
bro Joha, u havent answered this

lol sorry, what was the question?

All the cities I mentioned are dumps, and up North.

The South is expensive, but still worth it!

One thing you should do when you get here, get yourself a decent group of friends (don't have to tell you this - preferably a few from London), and make sure you organise day trips, say once a month to nearby places - outside London. It'll help clear the mind during term time.

Trips to London are easy, Egham (where Royal Holloway is) is a 30 minute train ride straight into Central London.

You can reach most places in Southern England, from Royal Holloway, in a day trip with plenty of time for sight seeing.

And I don't think the Coventry comment needs an explanation...

[Supernova Nebula]

lol sorry, what was the question?

All the cities I mentioned are dumps, and up North.

The South is expensive, but still worth it!

One thing you should do when you get here, get yourself a decent group of friends (don't have to tell you this - preferably a few from London), and make sure you organise day trips, say once a month to nearby places - outside London. It'll help clear the mind during term time.

Trips to London are easy, Egham (where Royal Holloway is) is a 30 minute train ride straight into Central London.

You can reach most places in Southern England, from Royal Holloway, in a day trip with plenty of time for sight seeing.

And I don't think the Coventry comment needs an explanation...

ok thanks

[PiElle]

Escalator at Angel station.... :eek:

[Babbage]

Nothing, it's all beautiful, stay well clear of Manchester or Birmingham, and Leeds, Bradford, Huddersfield, Hull, Liverpool (you'll notice they all have one thing in common :p)


"From Hull and Halifax and Hell
Good Lord deliver me."- the Dalesman's Litany.

...
Oh yea, if you come to London, here's another list of places to avoid. Brixton, Most places south of the river unless they're ...Hackney ...
You'd better get an A to Z too.

[jinokhanum]

i think engurland is great!!!!

[Amethyst]

some people are so Northist :(
take no notice of them, Supernova :up:

[Fais]

Best advice I've heard in a long while.

The North is great for occasional visits to see the sites, just avoid the people.

The South is where life is.

Oh yea, if you come to London, here's another list of places to avoid. Brixton, Most places south of the river unless they're Richmond, Hackney (to generalise, anywhere East of the Tower of London is a no-go). Stick to the West and the North, but avoid Southall as well.

I hope I've managed to offend as many people as possible, but it's the sad truth :p

Why avoid Southall :rubeyes:

[Bint_Khalid]

Beckton sticks...so avoid dat

[sunny_skies]

Definitely check ALL food labels. What's wrong with East London??!! Hmm, I reckon it depends on what sort of experience you are after, Supernova. How long will you be there and is it your first time?

[Joha]

"From Hull and Halifax and Hell
Good Lord deliver me."- the Dalesman's Litany.


You'd better get an A to Z too.

haaaha, oi, you can't do that. Did you not notice the comma that clearly indicates I'm not referring to 'ackney as being in the South.

Evil nutter you are :p

[angel*]

Why avoid Southall :rubeyes:

:scratch: *thinks the same thing* Southall'z a gr8 place 2 go and chill with
m8'z, love the desi vibe!!!

Nope dont listen to Joha, Southall is a must if u happen to be going to merry ol' London

[peace2u]

I'm definately letting you go ahead a semester or two before I come and visit :eek: That way you can scope the place and I don't have to worry about what was mentioned above :D :p


Peace

[Joha]

:scratch: *thinks the same thing* Southall'z a gr8 place 2 go and chill with
m8'z, love the desi vibe!!!

Nope dont listen to Joha, Southall is a must if u happen to be going to merry ol' London

loool, a rotten pot hole of Indian freshies, stupidly insane blasting music, and some decent restaurants.

Also, woe betide anyone descending there on one of the numerous 'festivals' of the hindus, sikhs, whatever else...

[Raziel]

loool, a rotten pot hole of Indian freshies, stupidly insane blasting music, and some decent restaurants.

Also, woe betide anyone descending there on one of the numerous 'festivals' of the hindus, sikhs, whatever else...

astagfirullah! this sounds just like east London... :smack:

nauzubillah-min-zaliq!

:jkk:

[Joha]

astagfirullah! this sounds just like east London... :smack:

nauzubillah-min-zaliq!

:jkk:

haaaha, proved my point :p

[Zaid the Great]

rememba to avoid chavs... dey is wierd:wacko:....

[angel*]

loool, a rotten pot hole of Indian freshies, stupidly insane blasting music, and some decent restaurants.

Also, woe betide anyone descending there on one of the numerous 'festivals' of the hindus, sikhs, whatever else...

:smack: enuf with the exaagaration Joha! Southallz wkd!:up:


rememba to avoid chavs... dey is wierd:wacko:....


yh but Zaidy howz SuperN gonna avoid dem if she dont know what they look like.......................just messin:p

[Babbage]

haaaha, oi, you can't do that. Did you not notice the comma that clearly indicates I'm not referring to 'ackney as being in the South.You wrote: Brixton, Most places south of the river unless they're Richmond, Hackney (to generalise, anywhere East of the Tower of London is a no-go). I noticed the comma. you meant "Brixton, [and] Most places south of the river unless they're Richmond, [and] Hackney (to generalise, anywhere East of the Tower of London is a no-go).... Actually, other places south of the river that are worth going to are Kew and Greenwich.

Evil nutter you are :pWe all have faults. Mine is being wicked.

[Eemaan]

Avoid the pikeys :eek:

yes i agree, stay in the north instead :inlove:

Pikeys are travellers .. they live in caravans ...

Some are nice and some look to cause trouble ... just avoid them at all costs :smack: ...

i dont live in a caravan :(

you called me a pikey yesterday:( i went to sleepified all :crying2:

[Raziel]

haaaha, proved my point :p

with the exception of Hindu/Sikh festivals they're rare, unless you go to specific places seeking em out...

:jkk:

[Ignatius F. Peace]

The London Bridge is in Arizona and I am not a pikey ...

[Raziel]

The London Bridge is in Arizona and I am not a pikey ...

was it doin there? :eek3:

How'd the Arizonians nick a Bridge without the British knowing? :eek3: !!! lol!

Man I saw a couple of bridge like Brooklyn bridge etc... and they dwarf british Bridges, they are seriously massive...

[Joha]

was it doin there? :eek3:

How'd the Arizonians nick a Bridge without the British knowing? :eek3: !!! lol!

Man I saw a couple of bridge like Brooklyn bridge etc... and they dwarf british Bridges, they are seriously massive...

Actually, they didn't plan on taking London Bridge. The American geezer actually wanted to take Tower Bridge, but he mistakenly thought it was called London Bridge and went and bought that instead for a couple of million dollars(which was on sale).

The Brits where only too happy to sell them a crap bridge designed by a 5 year old, which they then went and rebuilt in Arizona.

:smack: silly Americans... (or so the story goes)

So Iggy might not be a Pikey, but those lot must've been not to know the difference :rolleyes:

[Lambo5688]

Avoid Surrey and Woking....

[sapphire_blue]

If you want to enjoy the real beauty of Ingurland avoid the south at all costs. The norf is the place to be. :up:

[Supernova Nebula]

Beckton sticks...so avoid dat

and why is dat?

[Supernova Nebula]

Definitely check ALL food labels. What's wrong with East London??!! Hmm, I reckon it depends on what sort of experience you are after, Supernova. How long will you be there and is it your first time?

I'll be in Ingurland for maybe 4 - 5 years lol inshaAllah. yea, gonna be my first time, I almost went there last year in the summer to visit my friend in Birmingham, but 3 countries were enough lol

[Supernova Nebula]

Avoid Surrey and Woking....

and i'll be in Surrey:rolleyes::torture:

[Supernova Nebula]

I'm definately letting you go ahead a semester or two before I come and visit :eek: That way you can scope the place and I don't have to worry about what was mentioned above :D :p


Peace

yea , i'll leave you with an old grumpy english nanny :p

[Abdulah]

The English
Sorry Songbird that isn't funny. There are many respectable and nice English people. And it was English people who helped me when my family was caught in a war. Obviously it was the English who are letting Zura into the UK so she should be grateful like myself.

[Abdulah]

I'll be in Ingurland for maybe 4 - 5 years lol inshaAllah. yea, gonna be my first time, I almost went there last year in the summer to visit my friend in Birmingham, but 3 countries were enough lol

Didn't you go to Bosnia, Serbia, Germany and France?

That's four.

[Joha]

and i'll be in Surrey:rolleyes::torture:

lol, he's :wacko:, surrey is one of the nicest counties!

Definitely avoid Woking though :p

[Supernova Nebula]

Didn't you go to Bosnia, Serbia, Germany and France?

That's four.

actually 5, Slovenia, but i was in Belgrade and Ljubljana only for transits. Do they count?:D

[Supernova Nebula]

Sorry Songbird that isn't funny. There are many respectable and nice English people. And it was English people who helped me when my family was caught in a war. Obviously it was the English who are letting Zura into the UK so she should be grateful like myself.

yea, youre right, infact, the professors at RHUL are nice and they are really helpful.

[Fais]

Avoid Surrey and Woking....

:D .. Lambo .. Im gonna kik yo @ss lil boy.

lol, he's :wacko:, surrey is one of the nicest counties!

Definitely avoid Woking though :p

Whats everyones problem with woking? ...

[Abdulah]

actually 5, Slovenia, but i was in Belgrade and Ljubljana only for transits. Do they count?:D

yeah sure do

[Joha]

:D .. Lambo .. Im gonna kik yo @ss lil boy.



Whats everyones problem with woking? ...

lol, what except that you could get more kicks from visiting a field full of potatoes :p

[Supernova Nebula]

lol, what except that you could get more kicks from visiting a field full of potatoes :p

now, i'm really thrilled to visit a field full of potatoes!!!

[alialiyan]

:D .. Lambo .. Im gonna kik yo @ss lil boy.



Whats everyones problem with woking? ...

i think his problem is with places with majority asians

[Joha]

now, i'm really thrilled to visit a field full of potatoes!!!

you should be :up:

There're plenty around Egham (fields...) (admittedly not potato though)


i think his problem is with places with majority asians
hehe, no it isn't!

[Supernova Nebula]

you should be :up:

There're plenty around Egham (fields...) (admittedly not potato though)


hehe, no it isn't!

just read something about egham, it's the place where british magna carta was established? woaa cool

[Abdulah]

Surrey is only 2% Asian, so Woking is VERY unlikely to be a place with majority Asians.

[Joha]

just read something about egham, it's the place where british magna carta was established? woaa cool
It was indeed! well very close by. The seed of freedom in the Western World, at least, was sown there!

Also, there have been settlements in and around Egham since 800BC, so the place is littered with relics. Well, if you can find them...first thing you should do when you get here, get an ordnance survey map of the area!

Oh, have a look through this http://ww2.runnymede.gov.uk/leisure/tourism/accom/Runnymede_Visitors_Guide.pdf

Give you an idea of what to look forward to!

As an aside, Abdulah, Woking has the highest percentage of ethnic minorities in the whole of Surrey (close to 10%)...not that that had anything to do with my comment!

[jinokhanum]

Engurland Is Beautiful Mashallah- Apart From The Dirty Bit With All The Immigrants- No Offence- It's Just They Need To Kep It Neat...peace.............: )

[Supernova Nebula]

It was indeed! well very close by. The seed of freedom in the Western World, at least, was sown there!

Also, there have been settlements in and around Egham since 800BC, so the place is littered with relics. Well, if you can find them...first thing you should do when you get here, get an ordnance survey map of the area!

Oh, have a look through this http://ww2.runnymede.gov.uk/leisure/tourism/accom/Runnymede_Visitors_Guide.pdf

Give you an idea of what to look forward to!

As an aside, Abdulah, Woking has the highest percentage of ethnic minorities in the whole of Surrey (close to 10%)...not that that had anything to do with my comment!

that's propa cooooooool!!!

[Abdulah]

Engurland Is Beautiful Mashallah- Apart From The Dirty Bit With All The Immigrants- No Offence- It's Just They Need To Kep It Neat...peace.............: )

You say something heavily racist and then you say peace. Bit contradictive don't you think?

[peace2u]

that's propa cooooooool!!!

LOL She is already getting down with the English lingo!!! LOL




Peace :D

[Supernova Nebula]

LOL She is already getting down with the English lingo!!! LOL




Peace :D

i told you, i will return to Malaysia speaking like Mr Bean! :p

[Abdulah]

i told you, i will return to Malaysia speaking like Mr Bean! :p

1. Mr Bean doesn't speak
2. The way to say it is, 'dats bare good' :P

[Supernova Nebula]

1. Mr Bean doesn't speak
2. The way to say it is, 'dats bare good init'

aye, init?;)

[Abdulah]

aye, init?;)

u have a lot to learn lol

[Supernova Nebula]

u have a lot to learn lol

i've got plenty of time, after 4 years I'll speak like the Queen! lol

[Zaid the Great]

i've got plenty of time, after 4 years I'll speak like the Queen! lol

that's not how regular ppl speak tho :p

[Abdulah]

i've got plenty of time, after 4 years I'll speak like the Queen! lol

My Mum's been here around 14 years, and she still has an accent. The accent doesn't fade so quickly.

[ummbilal]

dats bare good..

hmm
thats not how i speak and i'm londoner bron and bread..

more"await govnr ows ya plates a meat?"

[Abdulah]

dats bare good..

hmm
thats not how i speak and i'm londoner bron and bread..

more"await govnr ows ya plates a meat?"

They do in my area. I don't though, i think it's *censored*

[Supernova Nebula]

My Mum's been here around 14 years, and she still has an accent. The accent doesn't fade so quickly.

actually i love it when bosniak speaks english with accent lol like I love it when French speaks english with French accent:D

[Supernova Nebula]

that's not how regular ppl speak tho :p

yea, the royalty dont say, toilet but loo :p

[Joha]

1. Mr Bean doesn't speak
2. The way to say it is, 'dats bare good' :P

Only chavs, wannabe chavs, and moronic asians say that. It doesn't mean anything...;)

hope I've offended at least some people here...but you lot really should kick the habit

[Abdulah]

Only chavs, wannabe chavs, and moronic asians say that. It doesn't mean anything...;)

hope I've offended at least some people here...but you lot really should kick the habit
what about Asian chavs:P

[Raziel]

Only chavs, wannabe chavs, and moronic asians say that. It doesn't mean anything...;)

hope I've offended at least some people here...but you lot really should kick the habit

Neither do most other Slang words, it's all made up mumbo jumbo... it is not proper English...

:jkk:

[Abdulah]

Neither do most other Slang words, it's all made up mumbo jumbo... it is not proper English...

:jkk:

you mean ironically like ''mumbo jumbo''? :D

[a_nounu]

funnay, we wer singun that in class yesterday :embar: the kids were like :smack: grow up miss

:D

Things to be avoided:

any southern part of england.

come to yahorshire sis *sufi whirl* :love:

salams

WHAT!!!!!!! the south be awesomely awesome!

Avoid makin close reeeeaaaallllly friends with non-Muslims

Avoid public places in summer

[Abdulah]

What you should avoid,
Haraam food, Alcohol, Places with lot's pubs at night
What you should look for:
to make friends with kuffar and non-kuffar(people are people, you can get bad muslims and good Kuffars!)

[Lambo5688]

:D .. Lambo .. Im gonna kik yo @ss lil boy.

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rofl1: :rofl1: :rofl1: :rofl1:

[Supernova Nebula]

u people are funnay:D

[Lambo5688]

u people are funnay:D

Whats so funny? :badguy:

[Supernova Nebula]

Whats so funny? :badguy:

:buttkick:

[peace2u]

that's telling him :D


Peace