STINKAAAAAY Socks

[RaNdOm]

:salams

i mean... what happens to people? ma bro used to be sucha mashaAllah mashaAllah cute shoot baby :inlove: like the ones u cud eat.... n now hes turned into some stinky monsta... i was like sittin on the sofa and then outta nowhere i get this whiff of sumt pretty pongy and im like *sniff sniff* and :vomit: i manage to sniff it down to his socks and its like ewwww.... and not only does he leave em lyin around his bedroom which is a danger zone unless hes made to clear it up... he uses em as a weapon :rubeyes: obviously not me cos im older n he knows he'll get beats :D but with ma other sis he like goes right up to her and suddenly draws em out and starts stuffin em in her face... and shes like *cough cough* and altho i feel sorry for her it is pretty funny :o

but anyway how come people get stinkier? and how come babies always smell delicious :inlove: and whats the deal with stinky socks?? and how do u get urself to join ur feet with someone thats got like those 'white in the mornin gone brown by the evenin' socks in prayer ?? :o

:hidban::hidban::hidban::hidban::hidban::hidban::h idban:

[bintadam]

ewww...alhamdulillah i dont know any1 wiv smelly feet or stinky socks

[ibn suleman]

:wswrwb:

its so bad at the mosque sumtimes in sujood :rubeyes:

[Zesty]

:vomit: peopleeee wash ya feeet! i have a thing about washing my feet before i go to sleep :D have to do it... its become a habit now.. people with smelly socks should wash their feet more regularly and change their socks hourly :D I think this policy should be implemented in the masjid to increase the level of Kushoo attained.. which unfortunately is not being attained due to such ... pongi-ness i presume :D

[RaNdOm]

:salams

:idea: maybe if we have sock police in the masjid :coolbro:... like when we went masjid al haram they had ladies at the entrances and if anyones clothes werent appropriate theyd start :nono::torture:cos like i aint even jokin but some of the masjids ive been even the carpets startin to go brown from the browness on peoples socks... :o

[Zesty]

:salams

:idea: maybe if we have sock police in the masjid :coolbro:... like when we went masjid al haram they had ladies at the entrances and if anyones clothes werent appropriate theyd start :nono::torture:cos like i aint even jokin but some of the masjids ive been even the carpets startin to go brown from the browness on peoples socks... :o

:rofl1: you kill me! you really do! Its not that bad... i think youre exaggerating a little bit now randy! :p

[tux08902]

Well, as you get older, stuff like that happens. No big deal.

[Tax-Man]

I love my stinky feet

[ibn suleman]

:salams

:idea: maybe if we have sock police in the masjid :coolbro:... like when we went masjid al haram they had ladies at the entrances and if anyones clothes werent appropriate theyd start :nono::torture:cos like i aint even jokin but some of the masjids ive been even the carpets startin to go brown from the browness on peoples socks... :o

good idea...:D


the sockernators :D

[RaNdOm]

:rofl1: you kill me! you really do! Its not that bad... i think youre exaggerating a little bit now randy! :p

:salams

lol omg i aint jokin!!! next time i'll take pictures for u inshaAllah and then u can tell me the same thing :torture:

but seriously like how are we menta improve the state of our ummahs socks :o

[Zesty]

good idea...:D


the sockernators :D

Ibn Sully.. they sound like people who are getting ready to electrocute you! :crying:
Although... maybe that should be in option for tose who giggle in salaah too :p

[RaNdOm]

Well, as you get older, stuff like that happens. No big deal.

I love my stinky feet

:salams

and why is that girls always have beautiful smellin feet and the bros feet are like some kinda health hazard... maybe we should design socks for stinky feeted people and then they can stick together in the stinky feet zone...

[ibn suleman]

ok.ok..how abt the "sock squad" :D

[Amethyst]

good idea...:D


the sockernators :D

'when theres a stinky whiff
when the bros socks need a wash
who you gonna call?

THE SOCKERNATORS' :hidban:

:outta:

[Zesty]

:salams

lol omg i aint jokin!!! next time i'll take pictures for u inshaAllah and then u can tell me the same thing :torture:

but seriously like how are we menta improve the state of our ummahs socks :o

:rofl1: wont they question as to why youre taking pics of the carpet :p
You do that.. then i will assess the seriousness of the situation inshaAllah. Im disturbed by the conditions of toilets in masjids :(

looolll...get the unclejis in your local cash and carry to but BOLD on offer.. b uy one get one freeee :D

[LiveIslam]

I love my stinky feet
ewwwwwwww

[RaNdOm]

:rofl1: wont they question as to why youre taking pics of the carpet :p
You do that.. then i will assess the seriousness of the situation inshaAllah. Im disturbed by the conditions of toilets in masjids :(

looolll...get the unclejis in your local cash and carry to but BOLD on offer.. b uy one get one freeee :D

:salams

i so think these would work...

http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i236/twirl86/stinkyfeet.jpg

like get the sockanators/sock squad to smell everyones feet and then give em these socks if they u know... stink :up:

but k i will... n yeh but alhamdulillah the toilets i go to are gettin better now... before they used to be REALLY bad like wheres my astronaut suit bad :rubeyes:

[Tax-Man]

and why is that girls always have beautiful smellin feet

Do you go round smelling sisters feet during wudo

[RaNdOm]

Do you go round smelling sisters feet during wudo

:salams

i cant help it if i got a good nose :o

[LiveIslam]

lol rany :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:. At clarks they sell oder spray for people who have very stinky feet i would recomend people to buy some if they have stinky feet.:up:

[Irfan GBH]

lol rany :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:. At clarks they sell oder spray for people who have very stinky feet i would recomend people to buy some if they have stinky feet.:up:

I'd reccomend they just wash them. Alhumdulillah my feet rarely stink, never had any complaints about my manly clean feet :D

[YesilkoyBoy]

My feet smell like roses.

But they are also really ugly.

[Eemaan]

my neice enjoys licking peoples feet. the smellier the better.

i think its cos they must taste saltier than nice smelling feet hence the extra attention.

My abu jee has very pongy feet, shes loves his the best.

[Fais]

:vomit: ...

[LiveIslam]

now thats even more sick licking ewwwwww:vomit:

[Eemaan]

she just an ickle lickle wickle babby :(

*brat pic gone*

[ibn suleman]

she just an ickle lickle wickle babby :(

masha'Allah :)

[Eemaan]

masha'Allah :)

ashully shes is my arch nemesis who has usurped the love and adoration of my brother.

every time she bawls i wanna put her in one of these :D

http://www.asiatradingonline.com/Bin0096.jpg

the idea wasnt very popular :(

[ibn suleman]

ashully shes is my arch nemesis who has usurped the love and adoration of my brother.

every time she bawls i wanna put her in one of these :D

the idea wasnt very popular :(

nooooooooooooooooooooooooo...u cant do that :rubeyes:

leave her alone :eek:

[Eemaan]

nooooooooooooooooooooooooo...u cant do that :rubeyes:

leave her alone :eek:

tsk are you its mutha?

al do what i like :torture: she needs some training :torture: some discipline :torture: she needs to sit up straight when i talk to her :torture: she needs to eat with her mouth closed :torture: she needs to stop chewing of peoples feet :torture:

kids of today :torture:

[LiveIslam]

she just an ickle lickle wickle babby :(
awwwwwwww mashallah soooooooo cute :inlove:i thought you meant quite old lol sowi:o

[Amethyst]

aww, mashAllah @ Eemaan's niece :love:

[ibn suleman]

tsk are you its mutha?

al do what i like :torture: she needs some training :torture: some discipline :torture: she needs to sit up straight when i talk to her :torture: she needs to eat with her mouth closed :torture: she needs to stop chewing of peoples feet :torture:

kids of today :torture:

but she's only a little baby :eek:

[Na'eemah]

:salams

i mean... what happens to people? ma bro used to be sucha mashaAllah mashaAllah cute shoot baby :inlove: like the ones u cud eat.... n now hes turned into some stinky monsta... i was like sittin on the sofa and then outta nowhere i get this whiff of sumt pretty pongy and im like *sniff sniff* and :vomit: i manage to sniff it down to his socks and its like ewwww.... and not only does he leave em lyin around his bedroom which is a danger zone unless hes made to clear it up... he uses em as a weapon :rubeyes: obviously not me cos im older n he knows he'll get beats :D but with ma other sis he like goes right up to her and suddenly draws em out and starts stuffin em in her face... and shes like *cough cough* and altho i feel sorry for her it is pretty funny :o

but anyway how come people get stinkier? and how come babies always smell delicious :inlove: and whats the deal with stinky socks?? and how do u get urself to join ur feet with someone thats got like those 'white in the mornin gone brown by the evenin' socks in prayer ?? :o

:hidban::hidban::hidban::hidban::hidban::hidban::h idban:

It's called growing up.

[MChutney]

:wswrwb:

its so bad at the mosque sumtimes in sujood :rubeyes:

subhanAllah!! lol Take Atr with you...and just quietly spray it at your spot of sujood.

[sunrise]

cleanliness is half the deen!

but you'd never think so seeing the stae of some people's socks:vomit:

[RaNdOm]

It's called growing up.


:salams

dont lie i thought we grew down :rubeyes:

[Eemaan]

:salams

dont lie i thought we grew down :rubeyes:

:rotfl:

say: "dunlaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa"

how is ladoo randy? give her a big fat wet sloppy kith from baaji Eemaan :D

[heaven2002]

this thread stinks
*sprays nasty air freshener everywhere*

[Raziel]

I love my stinky feet

You love Stinky feet? :eek3: :smack:

:torture: Go wash your feet properly! :torture:

Who thinks praying in a state of Stinkiness is acceptable? :eek3:

[Raziel]

this thread stinks
*sprays nasty air freshener everywhere*

lol! there seems to be lotsa stinkaaaay people ... :outta:

:jkk:

[RaNdOm]

:rotfl:

say: "dunlaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa"

how is ladoo randy? give her a big fat wet sloppy kith from baaji Eemaan :D

:salams

lol shes k alhmadulillah... revisin for her exams enit.... n :rubeyes: no way am i goin that close to her :torture:

this thread stinks
*sprays nasty air freshener everywhere*

:salams

it smelt fine before u got here :p

[Ignatius F. Peace]

My apologies for trying to get serious in an amusing thread ...

We have a saying ... Take care of your dogs and your dogs will take care of you." ... the feets are important ...

I'm used to be on my feet all day ... hot, sweaty work boots ... crappy cotton socks ... equals sore, smelly and calloused feet ...

Hot water and epsom salts, preferably in one of those Dr. Sholl's foot massaging things ... GOOD socks cost about $5 a pair ... Smartwool or Thorlon is best ... draws the moisture to the outside of the sock ... (no smelly feet) ask anyone that has hiked in the Southwest USA ...

[Jihaan]

:rubeyes: for a minute there i thought this thread was about MMS

[sunrise]

My apologies for trying to get serious in an amusing thread ...

We have a saying ... Take care of your dogs and your dogs will take care of you." ... the feets are important ...

I'm used to be on my feet all day ... hot, sweaty work boots ... crappy cotton socks ... equals sore, smelly and calloused feet ...

Hot water and epsom salts, preferably in one of those Dr. Sholl's foot massaging things ... GOOD socks cost about $5 a pair ... Smartwool or Thorlon is best ... draws the moisture to the outside of the sock ... (no smelly feet) ask anyone that has hiked in the Southwest USA ...


i think it's very good advise :up:

do u know if that crakced heel thingy works? i seen it but dunno if it does...im thinking of getting it and using it before i get em lool

[Lambo5688]

Maybe your bro thought thinks his messyness is cool. I remember that I used to throw my clothes around...but now I just hang them.

Also, one time this baby attacked my feet and he almost bit my toe off. Without my toe, my beautiful feet would have been ugly.

[$HugoBoss$]

Maybe your bro thought thinks his messyness is cool. I remember that I used to throw my clothes around...but now I just hang them.

Also, one time this baby attacked my feet and he almost bit my toe off. Without my toe, my beautiful feet would have been ugly.

Lambo how often do you pedicure those beautiful feet of yours???

Your feet must look hot in sandals :D

[Wolfn]

I wear leather sandals frequently, so my feet smell cheesy (yes, I know that's gross). I'm afraid to wear my sandals to the masjid because they'll make my feet smell so bad everyone will notice or something.

[RaNdOm]

I wear leather sandals frequently, so my feet smell cheesy (yes, I know that's gross). I'm afraid to wear my sandals to the masjid because they'll make my feet smell so bad everyone will notice or something.

:salams

“Whoever eats onions, garlic or leeks should not approach our mosque, because whatever offends the sons of Adam may offend the angels.” (Muslim).

so mashaAllah it's good u do that! :D

but shouldnt leather sandals stop that cos like they're sandals so like ur feet can breathe :p

[Wolfn]

:salams

“Whoever eats onions, garlic or leeks should not approach our mosque, because whatever offends the sons of Adam may offend the angels.” (Muslim).

so mashaAllah it's good u do that! :D

but shouldnt leather sandals stop that cos like they're sandals so like ur feet can breathe :p



Well, I live in Florida, where it's really hot, and so my feet sweat in leather sandals. So after a couple months of frequently wearing leather sandals, they smell like a mix of feet, sweat, and leather, which all together smells cheesy.

I'm going to start rubbing deoderant on my feet or something before wearing sandals.

[Abu Mus'ab]

:salams

i mean... what happens to people? ma bro used to be sucha mashaAllah mashaAllah cute shoot baby :inlove: like the ones u cud eat.... n now hes turned into some stinky monsta... i was like sittin on the sofa and then outta nowhere i get this whiff of sumt pretty pongy and im like *sniff sniff* and :vomit: i manage to sniff it down to his socks and its like ewwww.... and not only does he leave em lyin around his bedroom which is a danger zone unless hes made to clear it up... he uses em as a weapon :rubeyes: obviously not me cos im older n he knows he'll get beats :D but with ma other sis he like goes right up to her and suddenly draws em out and starts stuffin em in her face... and shes like *cough cough* and altho i feel sorry for her it is pretty funny :o

but anyway how come people get stinkier? and how come babies always smell delicious :inlove: and whats the deal with stinky socks?? and how do u get urself to join ur feet with someone thats got like those 'white in the mornin gone brown by the evenin' socks in prayer ?? :o

:hidban::hidban::hidban::hidban::hidban::hidban::h idban:
:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

[Abu Mus'ab]

:salams
like get the sockanators/sock squad to smell everyones feet and then give em these socks if they u know... stink :up:

That's if they don't die first :rotfl: :outta:

[Abu Mus'ab]

Maybe your bro thought thinks his messyness is cool. I remember that I used to throw my clothes around...but now I just hang them.

Also, one time this baby attacked my feet and he almost bit my toe off. Without my toe, my beautiful feet would have been ugly.
:rotfl:

Yall are pagal, absolutely pagal :rotfl:

[Khadija222333]

:rofl1: :rofl1: :rofl1: This thread is hilarious. lol.:1popcorn:

[Abu Mus'ab]

:salams

lol shes k alhamdulillah... revisin for her exams enit.... n :rubeyes: no way am i goin that close to her :torture:

:wswrwb:

I seem to recall something that says otherwise :outta:

[Zesty]

Just read this on another forum and thought of this thread!
randy youre gona love this! :rofl1: :rofl1:

http://www.reuters.com/article/newsOne/idUSN0927318320070709

[Chained_Water]

my neice enjoys licking peoples feet. the smellier the better.

i think its cos they must taste saltier than nice smelling feet hence the extra attention.

My abu jee has very pongy feet, shes loves his the best.
Oh my gosh.. I think my brain just died after reading this. :rubeyes:

[Wolfn]

Oh my gosh.. I think my brain just died after reading this. :rubeyes:

Yeah, that does sound very....strange. How do people react when she licks feet? Do they just sit back and let her finish?

BTW, it will be pretty funny 10 years from now if you have a video of her licking people's feet and you show it when she's all grown up. She'll be brushing her teeth non-stop. lol

[Redmist]

If you do wudhu 5 times a day your feet dont smell neither do ur socks :up:

[Az-Zukhruf]

If you want your feet to be fresher and cleaner, need to get them out of trainers and thick socks.

Try and be bare footed as much as u can and let air get to them. Wear shoes or shoes that let air through and thiner socks.

[Wolfn]

If you do wudhu 5 times a day your feet dont smell neither do ur socks :up:

They do, believe me. For example, I work at a grocery store in Florida, so I have to go outside and get shopping carts that people leave out there. In 90 degree sun, I get very hot and sweaty. My feet and socks get sweaty too, and then they just get stinky.

But at least I get a nice tan going outside and getting carts. :D