A Man's Guide To Female English

[Sis-B]

A Man's Guide To Female English
-- We need to talk = I need to complain

-- Sure... go ahead = I don't want you to

-- I'm not yelling! = Yes I am yelling because I think this is important

-- We need = I want

-- It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now

-- Do what you want = You'll pay for this later.

-- I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset.

-- I want new curtains = and carpeting, and furniture, and wallpaper.

-- I need wedding shoes = the other 40 pairs are the wrong shade of white.

-- Hang the picture there = NO, I mean hang it there!

-- I'll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV.

-- You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me .

-- Yes = No

-- No = No

-- Maybe = No

-- I'm sorry = You'll be sorry

-- This kitchen is so inconvenient = I want a new house.

-- Do you like this recipe? = It's easy to fix, so you'd better get used to it

-- Was that the baby? = Why don't you get out of bed and walk him until he goes to sleep.

:rotfl:

[tru muslimah]

:rofl1:

[junaidb]

Alhamdulillah....we still love yourll even though it seems silly...:inlove: :inlove: :inlove:

:up:

:coolbro: :coolbro: :coolbro:

[sunrise]

loool

so what means yes then?

[Hawwaa]

:rotfl: :rofl1: and some of it is true from what i have seen...lol

[sunny_skies]

Subhanallah! Yes, I am guilty of these, down to every last one!! :rolleyes:

[Na'eemah]

A Man's Guide To Female English


-- Yes = No

-- No = No

-- Maybe = No



:rotfl:


:rofl1:

[nami]

i feel sorry for us brothers...

[muslim_sis]

:rolleyes:

[Al-Irhaab]

:rolleyes:

is that a yes i agree or a maybe *rotfl*

[Kal-El]

The only word the husband needs is,

"divorce"

[Abu Mus'ab]

The only word the husband needs is,

"divorce"

And for some that seems to be the only word they know :smack:

[Kal-El]

Can't blame 'em

[angel*]

Can't blame 'em


:rubeyes: care to elaborate????? *wonders around looking lost*

[stchowdh]

ahahhahahhahahah so trueeeee

[jus'me]

A Man's Guide To Female English
-- We need to talk = I need to complain

-- Sure... go ahead = I don't want you to

-- I'm not yelling! = Yes I am yelling because I think this is important

-- We need = I want

-- It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now

-- Do what you want = You'll pay for this later.

-- I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset.

-- I want new curtains = and carpeting, and furniture, and wallpaper.

-- I need wedding shoes = the other 40 pairs are the wrong shade of white.

-- Hang the picture there = NO, I mean hang it there!

-- I'll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV.

-- You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me .

-- Yes = No

-- No = No

-- Maybe = No

-- I'm sorry = You'll be sorry

-- This kitchen is so inconvenient = I want a new house.

-- Do you like this recipe? = It's easy to fix, so you'd better get used to it

-- Was that the baby? = Why don't you get out of bed and walk him until he goes to sleep.

:rotfl:



:rofl1: :rofl1:....women can be soooo mean! :D

[ImaanSeeker]

so they don't say yes? :confused:

[heaven2002]

i dont like code speak
i just speak plain english
yes means yes
and no means no

[abdulhakeem]

those who speak german have an advantage - they can get a whole woman-german/german-woman dictionary (http://www.langenscheidt.de/katalog/titel_langenscheidt_deutsch-frau_frau-deutsch_837_0.html)written or compiled by a stand-up comedian

[Cristiana]

Sister, no offence, but don't adopt a man's way to joke about women.

I mean, yes, ok, it makes me smile the moment I read it, but the more I think of it, the more it makes women sound like stupid irrational creatures... and this stereotype is what men use ABOUNDANTLY against us. They use it too much and we are not taken seriously when we need to be.
Like when a woman has a serious complaint or she's unhappy and the man puts it all down to PMT...

[Suliman]

Just be silent and wait for the storm to pass. That's my advice for the brothers.

Alhumdulilah I'm blessed with a wonderful wife, but man alive some females I've seen are just plain shocking.

[bint]

GGGGRRREAAAATTTT TIPS I SAY :coolsis:

[Bint_Khalid]

GGGGRRREAAAATTTT TIPS I SAY :coolsis:

in other words.. it's exposed :smack:

[bint]

in other words.. it's exposed :smack:yeah but men cant keep things in their brain :S

[Bint_Khalid]

yeah but men cant keep things in their brain :S

:up: You tell em.... err I got your back



:outta:

[bint]

:up: You tell em.... err I got your back



:outta:

lol what u scared of? :rotfl:

[Bint_Khalid]

lol what u scared of? :rotfl:

not much..just
my haya, my dignity, my..I think you get my drift

[bint]

not much..just
my haya, my dignity, my..I think you get my driftwheres the sense of humour gone?

haya? what the heck? lol

im \overrr n out, wassalam

[Bint_Khalid]

wheres the sense of humour gone?

haya? what the heck? lol

im \overrr n out, wassalam

oh it's still there sis don't get me wrong but I don't think I have said anything wrong by the look of your reaction it look as though I have burst your bubble..my applogies.

:salams

[Irfan GBH]

i feel sorry for us brothers...

Aye, these womenfolk are dangerous aren't they? May Allah grant us good wives :)

wheres the sense of humour gone?

haya? what the heck? lol

im \overrr n out, wassalam

Sometimes i get the impression you is a tad :wacko: :p

*runs for cover*

[Sis-B]

Sister, no offence, but don't adopt a man's way to joke about women.

I mean, yes, ok, it makes me smile the moment I read it, but the more I think of it, the more it makes women sound like stupid irrational creatures... and this stereotype is what men use ABOUNDANTLY against us. They use it too much and we are not taken seriously when we need to be.
Like when a woman has a serious complaint or she's unhappy and the man puts it all down to PMT...

sis I know what you mean but it was just funny thats why I posted it
its not that its true just funny :rotfl: :rotfl: :rofl1:

[ibn suleman]

some more :p

ARE YOU WILLING TO: This means you better do it.

FINE: This is the word women use to end an argument when they feel they are right and you need to shut up. Never use "fine" to describe how a woman looks. This will cause you to have one of "those" arguments.

FIVE MINUTES: This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the five minutes that your football game is going to last before you take out the trash, so it's an even trade.

NOTHING: This means "something" and you should be on your toes. "Nothing" is usually used to describe the feeling a woman has of wanting to turn you inside out, upside down, and backwards. "Nothing" usually signifies an argument that will last "Five Minutes" and will end with the word "Fine".

GO AHEAD (With Raised Eyebrows): This is a dare. One that will result in a woman getting upset over "Nothing" and will end with the word "Fine".

GO AHEAD (Normal Eyebrows): This means "I give up" or "do what you want because I don't care". You will get a "Raised Eyebrow Go Ahead" in just a few minutes, followed by "Nothing" and "Fine", and she will talk to you in about "Five Minutes" when she cools off.

LOUD SIGH: This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot at that moment, and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here arguing with you over "Nothing".

SOFT SIGH: Again, not a word, but a non-verbal statement. "Soft Sigh" means that she is content. Your best bet is not to move or breathe, and she will stay content.

THAT'S OKAY: This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before paying you back for whatever it is that you have done. "That's Okay" is often used with the word "Fine" and in conjunction with a "Raised Eyebrow Go Ahead". At some point in the near future, you are going to be in some mighty big trouble.

PLEASE DO: This is not a statement, it is an offer. A woman is giving you the chance to come up with whatever excuse or reason you have for doing whatever it is that you have done. You have a fair chance with the truth, so be careful and you shouldn't get a "That's Okay".

THANKS: A woman is thanking you. Do not faint. Just say "you're welcome".

THANKS A LOT: This is much different than "Thanks". A woman will say "Thanks A Lot" when she is really ticked off at you. It signifies that you have offended her in some callous way, and will be followed by the "Loud Sigh". Be careful not to ask what is wrong after the "Loud Sigh" as she will only tell you "Nothing".

[Black_Flag]

lmao! very funny..nd ibn s...ur additions are funny too..tho i dont tlk like tht but hey!

looool..the difference between thanks and thanks a lot, got me crackin up!

[Abu Mus'ab]

some more :p

ARE YOU WILLING TO: This means you better do it.

FINE: This is the word women use to end an argument when they feel they are right and you need to shut up. Never use "fine" to describe how a woman looks. This will cause you to have one of "those" arguments.

FIVE MINUTES: This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the five minutes that your football game is going to last before you take out the trash, so it's an even trade.

NOTHING: This means "something" and you should be on your toes. "Nothing" is usually used to describe the feeling a woman has of wanting to turn you inside out, upside down, and backwards. "Nothing" usually signifies an argument that will last "Five Minutes" and will end with the word "Fine".

GO AHEAD (With Raised Eyebrows): This is a dare. One that will result in a woman getting upset over "Nothing" and will end with the word "Fine".

GO AHEAD (Normal Eyebrows): This means "I give up" or "do what you want because I don't care". You will get a "Raised Eyebrow Go Ahead" in just a few minutes, followed by "Nothing" and "Fine", and she will talk to you in about "Five Minutes" when she cools off.

LOUD SIGH: This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot at that moment, and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here arguing with you over "Nothing".

SOFT SIGH: Again, not a word, but a non-verbal statement. "Soft Sigh" means that she is content. Your best bet is not to move or breathe, and she will stay content.

THAT'S OKAY: This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before paying you back for whatever it is that you have done. "That's Okay" is often used with the word "Fine" and in conjunction with a "Raised Eyebrow Go Ahead". At some point in the near future, you are going to be in some mighty big trouble.

PLEASE DO: This is not a statement, it is an offer. A woman is giving you the chance to come up with whatever excuse or reason you have for doing whatever it is that you have done. You have a fair chance with the truth, so be careful and you shouldn't get a "That's Okay".

THANKS: A woman is thanking you. Do not faint. Just say "you're welcome".

THANKS A LOT: This is much different than "Thanks". A woman will say "Thanks A Lot" when she is really ticked off at you. It signifies that you have offended her in some callous way, and will be followed by the "Loud Sigh". Be careful not to ask what is wrong after the "Loud Sigh" as she will only tell you "Nothing".
This sounds almost like some road signs :outta:

[angel*]

Aww Ibby


:torture: dont u ever leave ummah while im here, the thread just cracked me up BIG TIME!!!!!

:scratch: how cum its so accurate????:p

[Abu Mus'ab]

^^ errr you do know that ibn suleman is a male right? :scratch:

[angel*]

^^ errr you do know that ibn suleman is a male right? :scratch:

:smack: of course i do, why did u think i might not?? :scratch:

[Abu Mus'ab]

:smack: of course i do, why did u think i might not?? :scratch:
well you used this >> :inlove: << thing, which may i add is against forum rules and can get a person banned for using it *Roll Eyes*

[angel*]

well you used this >> :inlove: << thing, which may i add is against forum rules and can get a person banned for using it *Roll Eyes*

:rubeyes: ur haveing me on right??

[Abu Mus'ab]

:rubeyes: ur haveing me on right??
Nope i'm serious.

[angel*]

Nope i'm serious.

:smack: wherz da edit option gone?? not to worry ill get Anna 2 edit it *smile*

[Black_Flag]

hahahaaa..angel U crack me up! :inlove: (im allowed 2 use it ok)

[angel*]

hahahaaa..angel U crack me up! :inlove: (im allowed 2 use it ok)

:eek3: *splutterz* well den if ur allowed den so am i *stamps foot*

:inlove: ....................:outta:

[ibn suleman]

:scratch:
what happened? :confused:

[angel*]

:scratch:
what happened? :confused:

:smack: never you mind......

[ibn suleman]

:smack: never you mind......

:scratch:

*checks list for "never mind"*

nope not on there....cool...means it doesnt have a double meaning :D

[angel*]

:scratch:

*checks list for "never mind"*

nope not on there....cool...means it doesnt have a double meaning :D

:smack: go mk another thread or sumthing!

[ibn suleman]

:smack: go mk another thread or sumthing!

:confused:
ok seriously...did i do sumthing wrong? :scratch:

[Zesty]

ppssttt.. ibn sullee... just walk away quietly :)

[Ebony]

A Man's Guide To Female English

-- Sure... go ahead = I don't want you to

-- It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now

-- Do what you want = You'll pay for this later.

-- I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset.

:1popcorn: Guilty of these!

[Abu Mus'ab]

:confused:
ok seriously...did i do sumthing wrong? :scratch:
Nope, don't worry about it.

[angel*]

:confused:
ok seriously...did i do sumthing wrong? :scratch:

no u didnt stop worrying! here have sum popcorn *hands bag over*

[.: Anna :.]

:confused:
ok seriously...did i do sumthing wrong? :scratch:no u didnt, dont worry its all been sorted:up:

[bint]

oh it's still there sis don't get me wrong but I don't think I have said anything wrong by the look of your reaction it look as though I have burst your bubble..my applogies.

:salams


looool! my bubble? right err so im intrigued, how did u achieve that?:rolleyes:

Aye, these womenfolk are dangerous aren't they? May Allah grant us good wives :)



Sometimes i get the impression you is a tad :wacko: :p

*runs for cover*
beats being like u:torture:

[Irfan GBH]

beats being like u:torture:

:crying::crying::crying:

I wanna kebab :(

[Abu Mus'ab]

:crying::crying::crying:

I wanna kebab :(
Aren't you a kebab? :scratch:

[bint]

go buy ure own mate:rolleyes:

[Irfan GBH]

Aren't you a kebab? :scratch:

Well, they say you are what you eat :o

go buy ure own mate:rolleyes:
Alright, you want one too?

[bint]

nooooo lol, hate kebabs:D

[Irfan GBH]

nooooo lol, hate kebabs:D

Alright, more for me :D

[Kal-El]

I'm dying for a Kebab!

[angel*]

I'm dying for a Kebab!


ha ha had sum wiv dinner 2day!!!

[angel*]

:evilb:

[Raziel]

:evilb:

Quick someone catch that red hot kebab and fry it, and much it asap before it gets cold... :D

:jkk:

[ibn suleman]

The Woman's Guide To Male English
:p

I'm hungry = I'm hungry

I'm sleepy = I'm sleepy

I'm tired = I'm tired

What's wrong? = I don't see why you are making such a big deal out of this.

Yes, I like the way you cut your hair = I liked it better before

Yes, I like the way you cut your hair = $50 and it doesn't look that much different!

I like that one better (while shopping) = Pick any freakin' dress and let's go home!

[angel*]

Mmmm Ibby thingz r getting a bit 2 much now, qwik spill where r u getting all ur intelligence from, cuz its way 2 accurate! If u speak up we will let u go if u dont, we will, err, *cough* think of sumthing else..:outta:


:1popcorn: wait 4 ans,

[ibn suleman]

Mmmm Ibby thingz r getting a bit 2 much now, qwik spill where r u getting all ur intelligence from, cuz its way 2 accurate! If u speak up we will let u go if u dont, we will, err, *cough* think of sumthing else..:outta:


:1popcorn: wait 4 ans,

internet...:p

:outta:

[Zesty]

Moral of the story... dont ask men's opinion on anything and just do what you like (and pick whichever dress is the most expensive) :p

[junaidb]

:nuts: ......

:1popcorn:

lolz

:coolbro: :coolbro: :coolbro:

[angel*]

internet...:p

:outta:

:smack: i actually thought u came up with them urself!


Moral of the story... dont ask men's opinion on anything and just do what you like (and pick whichever dress is the most expensive) :p

loooooool as long as it cums with a pair of jimy choo'z im game!

[ibn suleman]

:smack: i actually thought u came up with them urself!




loooooool as long as it cums with a pair of jimy choo'z im game!

:p

aww not jimmy chewz again :smack:

[angel*]

:p

aww not jimmy chewz again :smack:

:1popcorn: y not, ever seen a pair?

[Raziel]

Moral of the story... dont ask men's opinion on anything and just do what you like (and pick whichever dress is the most expensive) :p

Wait a Minute just a Moment ago sis's were complaining of Bro's not asking their Wives opinions, and now the Sis's advise the very same thing? :eek:

:jkk:

[Zesty]

:smack: i actually thought u came up with them urself!

loooooool as long as it cums with a pair of jimy choo'z im game!

I can do that! :D *goes off to seacrh for a jimmy choo website* aahh shoess... aahh weddings.. aahhh headaches :p loolll

[Zesty]

Wait a Minute just a Moment ago sis's were complaining of Bro's not asking their Wives opinions, and now the Sis's advise the very same thing? :eek:

:jkk:

yaaayy brother razzy! :D where have you disappeared to?! Something keeping you busy?! *cough* :hidban:

:D i kid i kid ofcourse... im gona ask my hubby's opinion on everything.. including what cereal to eat in the morning :rolleyes: :p

[angel*]

I can do that! :D *goes off to seacrh for a jimmy choo website* aahh shoess... aahh weddings.. aahhh headaches :p loolll

looooool very wise shadi'z r nothing but headaches!


yaaayy brother razzy! :D where have you disappeared to?! Something keeping you busy?! *cough* :hidban:

:D i kid i kid ofcourse... im gona ask my hubby's opinion on everything.. including what cereal to eat in the morning :rolleyes: :p


If i ever get married id def. ask my atm non-existant hubby the same thing, just 2 annoy him of course:p

[Zesty]

looooool very wise shadi'z r nothing but headaches!

If i ever get married id def. ask my atm non-existant hubby the same thing, just 2 annoy him of course:p

Theyre also alot of fun when the people getting married are so important to you :o i can a few friends getting married this summer.. and im so excited for them. (Headache is when you torture yourself with shoes that arent practical and you'll never wear again-lol)!

:rolleyes: you will inshaAllah.
eermm are you for real?! loooolll i was actually kidding! im gona find someone who likes the same cereal as me :D :hidban:

[ibn suleman]

:1popcorn: y not, ever seen a pair?

nope :embar:
didnt even hear of them till a couplea days ago :p


Wait a Minute just a Moment ago sis's were complaining of Bro's not asking their Wives opinions, and now the Sis's advise the very same thing? :eek:

:jkk:

lool..thats shud be added to the first post :D :p

:outta:

[angel*]

Theyre also alot of fun when the people getting married are so important to you :o i can a few friends getting married this summer.. and im so excited for them. (Headache is when you torture yourself with shoes that arent practical and you'll never wear again-lol)!


Yh every1'z getting married this summer, looooooool was stuck in Asian Bride and the likes till a last week:(



:rolleyes: you will inshaAllah.
eermm are you for real?! loooolll i was actually kidding! im gona find someone who likes the same cereal as me :D :hidban:



loooooool errr ahem sum1 liked cherios 4 breaky, and i was like, looooool ur not marrying me if u like cherios! ha ha just messin' i like them really!:p

[Zesty]

loooooool errr ahem sum1 liked cherios 4 breaky, and i was like, looooool ur not marrying me if u like cherios! ha ha just messin' i like them really!:p

:eek: I LOVE cheerios! :inlove: esp honey nut ones... i'd marry that person :p looolllll.

[Reptile]

:eek: I LOVE cheerios! :inlove: esp honey nut ones... i'd marry that person :p looolllll.

:rotfl:i have so many boxes at home of them, once i told my mum i liked it, she wouldnt stop buying it lol mashallah

n why on earth would you guys like those shoes? converses on ur wedding day i say :D

[Raziel]

yaaayy brother razzy! :D where have you disappeared to?! Something keeping you busy?! *cough* :hidban:

:D i kid i kid ofcourse... im gona ask my hubby's opinion on everything.. including what cereal to eat in the morning :rolleyes: :p

lol! I think it's safe to eat a cereal without discussing it with your Hubby so long as it's Halal... :D



er...I was made to dissapear...
er... yeah been a bit busy sis ... :outta:

:jkk:

[angel*]

:eek: I LOVE cheerios! :inlove: esp honey nut ones... i'd marry that person :p looolllll.

loooooooool ahem *cough* i doubt it........:outta:

what if that so called person also liked aloo pranthe and wanted them every single morning??? *despairs*

Naaaa not really:p i love both

[Zesty]

:rotfl:i have so many boxes at home of them, once i told my mum i liked it, she wouldnt stop buying it lol mashallah

n why on earth would you guys like those shoes? converses on ur wedding day i say :D

oh so its not just my mum who does that! Realises you like something and stocks up on it as though the supermarket is going to run out or something! :smack: bless.
Theyre yummy though huh :D

cos jimmy choos are niceee.. especially some sandles :embar:

[miss-ali]

:0:

[angel*]

:rotfl:i have so many boxes at home of them, once i told my mum i liked it, she wouldnt stop buying it lol mashallah

n why on earth would you guys like those shoes? converses on ur wedding day i say :D

Repts cherios are really addictive! looooool cant get married without jimmy choo wedding chapal'z :smack:

[Raziel]

looooool very wise shadi'z r nothing but headaches!

True... :outta:

If i ever get married id def. ask my atm non-existant hubby the same thing, just 2 annoy him of course:p

hmmmm.... as the Question is already prepared surely the Hubby can't be non-existent? :D

go on sis, tell us... :D



:jkk:

[Raziel]

Repts cherios are really addictive! looooool cant get married without jimmy choo wedding chapal'z :smack:

who's this jimmy cho dude? :eek3:

sounds like some kid from a cartoon... Muahahahahaha! :D :rotfl:

:jkk:

[Zesty]

er...I was made to dissapear...
er... yeah been a bit busy sis ... :outta:

:jkk:

looooollll *cough* orite bro.. i get ya! ;) as for not having to discuss cereal?1?! What?!!? are you crazy :p i wouldnt dare to such a thing! loolll
Hope youre well inshaAllah :)

loooooooool ahem *cough* i doubt it........:outta:

what if that so called person also liked aloo pranthe and wanted them every single morning??? *despairs*

Naaaa not really:p i love both

well if he liked aloo paratha every morning.. i'd just tell him he's being selfish by clogging up his arteries and giving himself an early heart attack (whose gona buy my jimmy choos? :rofl1: ) and therefore for his own health i think its best he sticks to cereal and toast :D
(i'll make him aloo paratha at the weekend) ;)

[ibn suleman]

who's this jimmy cho dude? :eek3:

sounds like some kid from a cartoon... Muahahahahaha! :D :rotfl:

:jkk:

:p seee i wasnt the only one :D :hidban:

[Reptile]

Repts cherios are really addictive! looooool cant get married without jimmy choo wedding chapal'z :smack:

firstly how do u walk in such shoes :o, converses to me seem way cooler :D

[angel*]

who's this jimmy cho dude? :eek3:

sounds like some kid from a cartoon... Muahahahahaha! :D :rotfl:

:jkk:

Jimmy choo is a shoe designer that we all are crazy about.





well if he liked aloo paratha every morning.. i'd just tell him he's being selfish by clogging up his arteries and giving himself an early heart attack (whose gona buy my jimmy choos? :rofl1: ) and therefore for his own health i think its best he sticks to cereal and toast :D
(i'll make him aloo paratha at the weekend) ;)

looooooool yh i said ok no masla il mk u sum every Sunday, shuld have seen the grin! *sighz*

whose gonna buy u jimmy choo'z? :smack: ur atm non-existant hubby or Daddy or brother, trust me just a smile and puweeez and sumhajo lo ke kam ho gaya, what r dads and brothers 4 if u cant manipulte them to buy u jimmy choo'z?




:p seee i wasnt the only one :D :hidban:

:smack: and then u guyz think u know everything!

[angel*]

firstly how do u walk in such shoes :o, converses to me seem way cooler :D

very simple sweetie, u put them on, stand up and start walking!!!:p

[Reptile]

well if he liked aloo paratha every morning.. i'd just tell him he's being selfish by clogging up his arteries and giving himself an early heart attack (whose gona buy my jimmy choos? :rofl1: ) and therefore for his own health i think its best he sticks to cereal and toast :D
(i'll make him aloo paratha at the weekend) ;)

:rotfl: good thinking,

are parathas, pastery stuff? but like roti

[Reptile]

very simple sweetie, u put them on, stand up and start walking!!!:p

lol, i guess your talking about the flat ones,

[Zesty]

whose gonna buy u jimmy choo'z? :smack: ur atm non-existant hubby or Daddy or brother, trust me just a smile and puweeez and sumhajo lo ke kam ho gaya, what r dads and brothers 4 if u cant manipulte them to buy u jimmy choo'z?



:smack: i dont need jimmy choos really! Aslong as i have a good husband inshaAllah.. i'll walk in bloody flip flops if i have to :p :embar: loooollll
I dont have brothers.. but yeh.. Alhamdullilah my dad has never deprived me of anything i wanted.. i still feel so guilty.. in my naive days i asked him for a pair of nike trainers that cost him about 70-80 quid (was expensive in those days) and i said it without much thought... he bought them for me.. i was abit gobsmacked, chuffed and annoyed at myself all at the same time! I wore them but definitely didnt make use of them as much as i should have! Promised myself i'd never ask him to buy me stuff that i wanted just for the hell of wanting it :o

[Reptile]

:smack: i dont need jimmy choos really! Aslong as i have a good husband inshaAllah.. i'll walk in bloody flip flops if i have to :p :embar: loooollll
I dont have brothers.. but yeh.. Alhamdullilah my dad has never deprived me of anything i wanted.. i still feel so guilty.. in my naive days i asked him for a pair of nike trainers that cost him about 70-80 quid (was expensive in those days) and i said it without much thought... he bought them for me.. i was abit gobsmacked, chuffed and annoyed at myself all at the same time! I wore them but definitely didnt make use of them as much as i should have! Promised myself i'd never ask him to buy me stuff that i wanted just for the hell of wanting it :o

Mashallah my brothers can be like that aswell, tho wished i had some sisters, but Alhamdulilah

[Zesty]

:rotfl: good thinking,

are parathas, pastery stuff? but like roti

:D i know! see.. im thinking about his welfare when he doesnt even exist yet :rofl1:
parathas are like rotis yeh. they can have different types of stuffing in them :) veryy yummy.. when theyre made fresh with yogurt mmmm

Mashallah my brothers can be like that aswell, tho wished i had some sisters, but Alhamdulilah

lol! :) i only have one sister...(massive very close extended family though) and i wouldnt swap her for the worldddd ! i lubs her :inlove:

[angel*]

:rotfl: good thinking,

are parathas, pastery stuff? but like roti

yh bit like roti not that much dif.



lol, i guess your talking about the flat ones,


loooool most def. yes, them high heels would break ur neck!

:smack: i dont need jimmy choos really! Aslong as i have a good husband inshaAllah.. i'll walk in bloody flip flops if i have to :p :embar: loooollll
I dont have brothers.. but yeh.. Alhamdullilah my dad has never deprived me of anything i wanted.. i still feel so guilty.. in my naive days i asked him for a pair of nike trainers that cost him about 70-80 quid (was expensive in those days) and i said it without much thought... he bought them for me.. i was abit gobsmacked, chuffed and annoyed at myself all at the same time! I wore them but definitely didnt make use of them as much as i should have! Promised myself i'd never ask him to buy me stuff that i wanted just for the hell of wanting it :o

yh yh i know sweetie, was just messin' so long as hez ahem suni and practsing. il love him if he was peniless! :p

[Zesty]

I know youre messing ;) and i hope youre messing about the penniless part too ;) loolll! its one thing not to have greed inshaAllah..another to have a compacent/indifferent attitude to not working hard and providing for you family ;)

[Raziel]

looooollll *cough* orite bro.. i get ya! ;) as for not having to discuss cereal?1?! What?!!? are you crazy :p i wouldnt dare to such a thing! loolll
Hope youre well inshaAllah :)



well if he liked aloo paratha every morning.. i'd just tell him he's being selfish by clogging up his arteries and giving himself an early heart attack (whose gona buy my jimmy choos? :rofl1: ) and therefore for his own health i think its best he sticks to cereal and toast :D
(i'll make him aloo paratha at the weekend) ;)

How come no ones told me what this jimmy choo is? :scratch:

[Reptile]

:D i know! see.. im thinking about his welfare when he doesnt even exist yet :rofl1:
parathas are like rotis yeh. they can have different types of stuffing in them :) veryy yummy.. when theyre made fresh with yogurt mmmm



lol! :) i only have one sister...(massive very close extended family though) and i wouldnt swap her for the worldddd ! i lubs her :inlove:


oh ok :jkk:

Mashallah thats cool, me only have two brothers, most of my family is back home as you would say

[angel*]

:D i know! see.. im thinking about his welfare when he doesnt even exist yet :rofl1:
parathas are like rotis yeh. they can have different types of stuffing in them :) veryy yummy.. when theyre made fresh with yogurt mmmm



lol! :) i only have one sister...(massive very close extended family though) and i wouldnt swap her for the worldddd ! i lubs her :inlove:

Guess what i heard? Gurma gurm aloo pranthe with tunda youghurt on a sunday is a guyz dream cum tru!

Mmmm im missing my sis now.............:(

[angel*]

oh ok :jkk:

Mashallah thats cool, me only have two brothers, most of my family is back home as you would say

aww *hugz* here have sum popcorn *hands bag over* :p

[Reptile]

aww *hugz* here have sum popcorn *hands bag over* :p

butter toffee right ? :D

[angel*]

butter toffee right ? :D

of course sweetie anything 4 you! :inlove:

infact il mk sum pranthas so u can taste thm 4 urself!:p

[angel*]

How come no ones told me what this jimmy choo is? :scratch:

i did look bk ya numnut!:smack:

[Zesty]

Guess what i heard? Gurma gurm aloo pranthe with tunda youghurt on a sunday is a guyz dream cum tru!

Mmmm im missing my sis now.............:(

yeh? well he can keep dreaming then! :rofl1:

why, where's ya sis? I miss my sis sometimes too... until i get home :p looolll

[Raziel]

Jimmy choo is a shoe designer that we all are crazy about.



Shoes designer? :eek3:

OMG who one earth wants to wear shoes named after such a funny name? :rotfl:

Muahahahaha! :D

I can't believe that sis's actually wear Jimmy Choo's shoes... :D :rotfl:

:jkk: you won't find a bro wearin any cho cho, I mean any Jimmy choo or some other funnay brands... :D MUahahahahahaha! :outta:

[Reptile]

of course sweetie anything 4 you! :inlove:

infact il mk sum pranthas so u can taste thm 4 urself!:p

hehe thanks!! :D

[Raziel]

i did look bk ya numnut!:smack:

Just read that sis, lol! that was so funny!!! :rotfl:

http://www.ummah.com/forum/showpost.php?p=1937415&postcount=109

[angel*]

yeh? well he can keep dreaming then! :rofl1:

why, where's ya sis? I miss my sis sometimes too... until i get home :p looolll


She lives about hmmm 15mins away, that is a long way away when ur as close as we are :(



Shoes designer? :eek3:

OMG who one earth wants to wear shoes named after such a funny name? :rotfl:

Muahahahaha! :D

I can't believe that sis's actually wear Jimmy Choo's shoes... :D :rotfl:

:jkk: you won't find a bro wearin any cho cho, I mean any Jimmy choo or some other funnay brands... :D MUahahahahahaha! :outta:



*ahem* i have a couple of pairz u calling me weird? :p

yh thas cuz they only wear dappa'z!!! :smack:

[Zesty]

She lives about hmmm 15mins away, that is a long way away when ur as close as we are :(

*ahem* i have a couple of pairz u calling me weird? :p

yh thas cuz they only wear dappa'z!!! :smack:

15 mins?!?! try living in completely different cities! :smack: *sigghh*
mashaAllah its great that youre close though :) can understand that.

looll.. you actually own jimmy choos? by god! :p

[angel*]

15 mins?!?! try living in completely different cities! :smack: *sigghh*
mashaAllah its great that youre close though :) can understand that.

looll.. you actually own jimmy choos? by god! :p

yh im so glad we nearby, practically live at each otherz, thing is cuz its only me her and my bro, we all happen to b extreamly close, best m8s 1st siblingz after.


Loooooool happens when

1) ur the youngest

2) you have over indulgent daddy and brother

oh and u get into LSE!:p

[Zesty]

yh im so glad we nearby, practically live at each otherz, thing is cuz its only me her and my bro, we all happen to b extreamly close, best m8s 1st siblingz after.


Loooooool happens when

1) ur the youngest

2) you have over indulgent daddy and brother

oh and u get into LSE!:p

ppfftttt.. the joys of being the eldest :p not having brothers (my parents thank their lucky stars! lolll) and for errm... hey! i went to good Universities! :p (who am i kidding.. i get exactly what i want Alhamdullailh).

[Black_Flag]

jimmy choo's ROCK! ahem, ma mum had sum nd there absolutely fantabulous! jst 4 da record!

[Ebony]

How did this go from Female English to shoes?

[Zesty]

How did this go from Female English to shoes?

Shoes have a language of their own! :hidban:

[ibn suleman]

How did this go from Female English to shoes?

cos apparently shoes is a very popular word in "female english" :p


:outta:

[angel*]

jimmy choo's ROCK! ahem, ma mum had sum nd there absolutely fantabulous! jst 4 da record!

:hidban:


Shoes have a language of their own! :hidban:

oh yh :inlove:

cos apparently shoes is a very popular word in "female english" :p

yay! he worked it out!! *claps*
:outta:

[Raziel]

*ahem* i have a couple of pairz u calling me weird? :p

yh thas cuz they only wear dappa'z!!! :smack:


Muahahahaha! I'm callin ya Funny sis... :D :outta:

Jimmy Choo Shoes lol! :rotfl:

No we don't all wear dappa's, were not crazy bout some shoes... :smack:

:jkk:

[Raziel]

How did this go from Female English to shoes?

it's the sis's fault, they're the ones with the jimmy choo's :outta:

ps. just kiddin sis, sorry for goin off topic, but I just found out jimmy choo was a shoe brand... lol!

:jkk:

[angel*]

it's the sis's fault, they're the ones with the jimmy choo's :outta:

ps. just kiddin sis, sorry for goin off topic, but I just found out jimmy choo was a shoe brand... lol!

:jkk:

then ud be probs b gobsmacked to find out that the person behind jimmy choo aint a guy but a female!!! :shock:

[Ebony]

then ud be probs b gobsmacked to find out that the person behind jimmy choo aint a guy but a female!!! :shock:
Thats the case with most designers for female clothing/shoes.

[angel*]

Thats the case with most designers for female clothing/shoes.

but i bet he didnt know that:p

[ibn suleman]

jimmy is a woman? :0:

:wacko:

[angel*]

jimmy is a woman? :0:

:wacko:

:smack: read my post again Ibby, the woman BEHIND jimmy choo is a woman, infact Jimmy Cho is just the brand name, although he is a real person an was the 1 who started the whole thing up!!

[Raziel]

then ud be probs b gobsmacked to find out that the person behind jimmy choo aint a guy but a female!!! :shock:

OMG! :rotfl: :rotfl:

Muahahahahahahahahahah! :D

[ibn suleman]

:smack: read my post again Ibby, the woman BEHIND jimmy choo is a woman, infact Jimmy Cho is just the brand name, although he is a real person an was the 1 who started the whole thing up!!

oh..i gets ya :D

OMG! :rotfl: :rotfl:

Muahahahahahahahahahah! :D

lool :D

[Irfan GBH]

What is the female definition of "I'm hungry"?

[angel*]

What is the female definition of "I'm hungry"?

Looks around 4 Ibby.............

[Abu Mus'ab]

What is the female definition of "I'm hungry"?
It means she don't want to cook and you should take her to a restaurant, what else? :smack:

[angel*]

It means she don't want to cook and you should take her to a restaurant, what else? :smack:

& if u dont she'll give u the evils then torture you right Abu?

[Abu Mus'ab]

& if u dont she'll give u the evils then torture you right Abu?
I'm not married so why you asking me? :eek3:

[angel*]

I'm not married so why you asking me? :eek3:

:smack: cuz ur the 1 who said u shuld tk her 2 a resturant!

and im not asking u im telling u and all the other bro'z out there so they never mk the mistake of not tking their wives out 4 dinner!

[ibn suleman]

What is the female definition of "I'm hungry"?

=i'm not cooking...we're getting take away today :p

:outta:

[sunrise]

wow that sounds very accurate:up: when i say that, that's what it means lol hehe:D unless he wants 2 make it 4me:up:

[angel*]

=i'm not cooking...we're getting take away today :p

:outta:

ha ha ur getting better and better at this arnt you :p

[sunrise]

ha ha ur getting better and better at this arnt you :p


lol ye i think so 2:up:

[angel*]

lol ye i think so 2:up:

bet u it was the net to begin with however i think this last 1 was self-made wadya think?

[sunrise]

bet u it was the net to begin with however i think this last 1 was self-made wadya think?


i think i'm confused :rubeyes: lol sorry

first one? last one?

[perfectpearl]

:D
good one!

[angel*]

:D
good one!

ha ha gr8 1!!!!!:p

[Raziel]

=i'm not cooking...we're getting take away today :p

:outta:

:eek: Your Already Married?!!! :eek:

or you ordering takeaways months ahead? :D

:jkk:

[Zaid the Great]

:eek: Your Already Married?!!! :eek:

or you ordering takeaways months ahead? :D

:jkk:

i dont fink he is

[Raziel]

i dont fink he is

I know he isn't bro, was just kidding... :D

Zaid bro, wheres Khalil, has he got of his Cradle yet? :D

:jkk:

[angel*]

I know he isn't bro, was just kidding... :D

Zaid bro, wheres Khalil, has he got of his Cradle yet? :D

:jkk:

take a guess!:p

[Raziel]

take a guess!:p

My Guess is No, but wheres the Dynamic Duo? :D

(Zaid + Khalil)

[angel*]

My Guess is No, but wheres the Dynamic Duo? :D

(Zaid + Khalil)

loooooool theyz iz in the middle of GCSE'z so there where they should be revising, they will finish on the 25th i think.

[Raziel]

loooooool theyz iz in the middle of GCSE'z so there where they should be revising, they will finish on the 25th i think.

Right sis, How come Zaidy isn't paying more attention to his revision?...

I think he needs a Good does of Torture...:D :torture:

:jkk:

[Bint_Khalid]

What is the female definition of "I'm hungry"?


get me somethin to eat :rolleyes:

[sunrise]

get me somethin to eat :rolleyes:


:up: lol well it's better than some males version

'oi...get up make me some food ur so lazy like' :shock:

[Bint_Khalid]

:up: lol well it's better than some males version

'oi...get up make me some food ur so lazy like' :shock:


:shock:the female responce:


treat yourself to a take away! ;)

[sunrise]

:shock:the female responce:


treat yourself to a take away! ;)


lol:up: there's no good take away places where i live...he better have nices ones next to him:inlove::up: lol

[Bint_Khalid]

lol:up: there's no good take away places where i live...he better have nices ones next to him:inlove::up: lol

:inlove: or you can feed him frozen/ ready made meals :torture:

[sunrise]

:inlove: or you can feed him frozen/ ready made meals :torture:


well i can't cook to be honest:o so i might have2 4 a while lool:o:torture:

[Bint_Khalid]

well i can't cook to be honest:o so i might have2 4 a while lool:o:torture:

:up: make sure you let him know because most guys like dere food cooked in a certain way (the way their mum cooks)

[sunrise]

:up: make sure you let him know because most guys like dere food


loool...is he marrying me for my deen and charatcer or for food?

don't worry i'll learn inshAllah soon..actually i have plan this summer lol ia :outta:

[Bint_Khalid]

loool...is he marrying me for my deen and charatcer or for food?

don't worry i'll learn inshAllah soon..actually i have plan this summer lol ia :outta:

hopefully for your deen and character insha'allah :up:

gotta go :salams

[sunrise]

hopefully for your deen and character insha'allah :up:

gotta go :salams


inshAllah

wa alakoum salam wa rahmatuAllah wa barakatuhu

[Raziel]

loool...is he marrying me for my deen and charatcer or for food?

don't worry i'll learn inshAllah soon..actually i have plan this summer lol ia :outta:

lol! what if it's both? :D

I mean sis's are far better cooks then bro's in General... :D

:jkk:

[Te'oma]

lol! what if it's both? :D

I mean sis's are far better cooks then bro's in General... :D

:jkk:

Then why are the greatest chefs mostly men?

[Abu Mus'ab]

:up: make sure you let him know because most guys like dere food cooked in a certain way (the way their mum cooks)

That reminds me of Eemaan's poem (http://www.ummah.com/forum/showthread.php?t=120592), post #5

:outta:

[Bint_Khalid]

That reminds me of Eemaan's poem (http://www.ummah.com/forum/showthread.php?t=120592), post #5

:outta:

Great minds think alike :up:

[sunrise]

lol! what if it's both? :D

I mean sis's are far better cooks then bro's in General... :D

:jkk:


lol well as long as it's for both and not just cookin' cause miskeeen he is gona be disappointed lool :outta:

i aint terrible i do some stuff but no gourmet or anything...

trust me man when men r bothered they can make really nice stuff mashAllah:up:

[Raziel]

Then why are the greatest chefs mostly men?

thats only in restaurants bro, also the greatest chefs are minuscule number compared to the number of Sis's who are really Good cooks... trust me they can't compare to the sis's who cook at home, plus in general cooked food at home tastes way better than takeaways or restaurant food... :D

:jkk:

[Raziel]

lol well as long as it's for both and not just cookin' cause miskeeen he is gona be disappointed lool :outta:

i aint terrible i do some stuff but no gourmet or anything...

trust me man when men r bothered they can make really nice stuff mashAllah:up:

Personally I don't care if the sis can't cook at all, we can always learn, :D and bro's are generally reaaaaly lazy when it comes to cooking their own food... :outta:

Yeah I know some bro's are really Good cooks... My dads pretty good at cooking , when cooks... :D

I'm useless though, I can only cook rice and Lentil soup and thats about it... :outta:

:jkk:

[sunrise]

Personally I don't care if the sis can't cook at all, we can always learn, :D and bro's are generally reaaaaly lazy when it comes to cooking their own food... :outta:

Yeah I know some bro's are really Good cooks... My dads pretty good at cooking , when cooks... :D

I'm useless though, I can only cook rice and Lentil soup and thats about it... :outta:

:jkk:

ahem about the same as i can do lol :outta: actually i can boil and egg2:up: hehe

[Raziel]

ahem about the same as i can do lol :outta: actually i can boil and egg2:up: hehe

Oh yeah I forgot I can make omelette's, and boil eggs too ... :outta:

hehehe! :D :outta:

:jkk: sis... :outta:

[Abu Mus'ab]

Personally I don't care if the sis can't cook at all, we can always learn, :D and bro's are generally reaaaaly lazy when it comes to cooking their own food... :outta:

Yeah I know some bro's are really Good cooks... My dads pretty good at cooking , when cooks... :D

I'm useless though, I can only cook rice and Lentil soup and thats about it... :outta:

:jkk:
bros are generally lazy with everything, trust me on that *Roll Eyes*

And i'm not fusy where food is concerned, 90% of my food is bread, so there's nothing to be lazy about making that.

[Raziel]

bros are generally lazy with everything, trust me on that *Roll Eyes*

And i'm not fusy where food is concerned, 90% of my food is bread, so there's nothing to be lazy about making that.

Ah, man now you just gave the sis's more ammo to torture us with... :outta:

Man that shows how lazy you are, ... :D

:jkk:

[Bint_Khalid]

ahem about the same as i can do lol :outta: actually i can boil and egg2:up: hehe

I can't boil an egg properly..it's either too hard or too soft and I its quit difficult to peal the shell off
I can make biryani though.

[Raziel]

I can't boil an egg properly..it's either too hard or too soft and I its quit difficult to peal the shell off
I can make biryani though.

OMG! MUahahahahahaha! :D

Just kiddin...

:jkk:

[Bint_Khalid]

OMG! MUahahahahahaha! :D

Just kiddin...

:jkk:

You missed the biryani part :up:

[Raziel]

You missed the biryani part :up:

Yeah that made up for it ... :D

:jkk:

[Abu Mus'ab]

Ah, man now you just gave the sis's more ammo to torture us with... :outta:

Man that shows how lazy you are, ... :D

:jkk:
I am extremely lazy, i've never denied that *Roll Eyes*

But no i'm not lazy to make food for myself, bread is my daily food, always have been, i don't need 5 star things to eat *Roll Eyes*

[sunrise]

I am extremely lazy, i've never denied that *Roll Eyes*

But no i'm not lazy to make food for myself, bread is my daily food, always have been, i don't need 5 star things to eat *Roll Eyes*


man god helps us all to get non fussy hubbies like u AMEEN! lol

[Raziel]

I am extremely lazy, i've never denied that *Roll Eyes*

But no i'm not lazy to make food for myself, bread is my daily food, always have been, i don't need 5 star things to eat *Roll Eyes*

sounds like your just using the bread as an excuse .... :rolleyes:

sure you don't eat bread mainly cause your to lazy to make something else for yourself... ? :D

:jkk:

[angel*]

Mmmm my daddy and brother happen to b really nice cooks, i think guyz really shuld learn to cook coz seriously from exp. nothin beats a meal cooked 4 u by ur hubby, mummy gets really happy and as 4 Kaz he'l cook anything in the world 4 me or my sis, infact my b-i-l is learning 2!!!:inlove:


Btw me can cook lovely food!!!!! *winks* any 1 wanna learn???:p

[Bint_Khalid]

I am extremely lazy, i've never denied that *Roll Eyes*

But no i'm not lazy to make food for myself, bread is my daily food, always have been, i don't need 5 star things to eat *Roll Eyes*

Talking of bread....have you tried what i call is an egg bread... you basically beat an egg in a bowl and add 2 tsp of sugar and hint of milk to make the egg mixture slightly runny...then after a good mix take a slice of bread and dip it into the mixture so the bread soaks up the mix...then you shallow fry both sides in low heat...this is a good for breakfast or with tea..:inlove:

....not good for the waist line therefore once in two weeks :up:

[Amethyst]

Talking of bread....have you tried what i call is an egg bread... you basically beat an egg in a bowl and add 2 tsp of sugar and hint of milk to make the egg mixture slightly runny...then after a good mix take a slice of bread and dip it into the mixture so the bread soaks up the mix...then you shallow fry both sides in low heat...this is a good for breakfast or with tea..:inlove:

....not good for the waist line therefore once in two weeks :up:

yum, its called 'French Bread' :)

[Bint_Khalid]

yum, its called 'French Bread' :)

:scratch: is it really

[angel*]

My nephew loves that, personally im not a breaky person so its waaaaaaaaaay 2 over 4 moui :o

[Amethyst]

:scratch: is it really

yeah, French bread or toast....

[UZMA KHALID]

salam


very funny but true :D


bye

[Bint_Khalid]

yeah, French bread or toast....

In my dictionary toast means a slice of bread that has been browned :D and french bread is a crusty bread :) see pic..this is not the "egg bread" that I was referring to..

http://frenchbread.free.fr/Images/logo-english.jpg

[Sis-B]

10 pages :shock:

[tru muslimah]

10 pages :shock:

duh :wacko:

[ibn suleman]

10 pages :shock:

quite appropriate to the topic....no end in sight :p

:D :outta:

[angel*]

:hidban:

[Zesty]

How on earth did this become a food thread?!?! :smack:

[angel*]

How on earth did this become a food thread?!?! :smack:

:smack: the only thing guyz can think about 24-7 is food, so im guessing sum bro asked a Q. about sumthing related to food and..................well this is what happened!:p


bk to Jimmy chooz!!!!

[Zesty]

:smack: the only thing guyz can think about 24-7 is food, so im guessing sum bro asked a Q. about sumthing related to food and..................well this is what happened!:p


bk to Jimmy chooz!!!!

LOL! Im not in the mood to talk about Kimmy Chooz :p i bought shoes for myself yday. Theyre ssssoooo nice! :inlove:
Now i need to buy a matching hijab :p

[angel*]

LOL! Im not in the mood to talk about Kimmy Chooz :p i bought shoes for myself yday. Theyre ssssoooo nice! :inlove:
Now i need to buy a matching hijab :p

ha ha ha go look in the sis'z section, rando thread previous page, ul crack up i promise!

[Zesty]

ha ha ha go look in the sis'z section, rando thread previous page, ul crack up i promise!

:eek3: i just saw your message on the last page... youre in a strange mood woman! Ok wait, i'll go check (is it that funny? could do with a laugh.. im so tired)!

:rofl1: just saw it.. ya nutter! :smack:

[angel*]

:eek3: i just saw your message on the last page... youre in a strange mood woman! Ok wait, i'll go check (is it that funny? could do with a laugh.. im so tired)!

:rofl1: just saw it.. ya nutter! :smack:

ha ha ha yh i was actaully havein 1 of "em" dayz, u reminded me off it when u said high heels, but gotta admit, dream cum tru! ha ha ha

[Zesty]

ha ha ha yh i was actaully havein 1 of "em" dayz, u reminded me off it when u said high heels, but gotta admit, dream cum tru! ha ha ha

:rofl1: :rofl1: *chokes* sis.. thats some dreaming you got going on there :p
We all have one of them days... think im having one today... :S

[angel*]

*thinks of mking a fantasy thread in the sis'z* would b a laugh, !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Zesty]

*thinks of mking a fantasy thread in the sis'z* would b a laugh, !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:outta: i think youre landing yourself in it sweety :p
Lay off the coke wontcha.. you seem alittle woozzzyy to me today! :rofl1:

[angel*]

:outta: i think youre landing yourself in it sweety :p
Lay off the coke wontcha.. you seem alittle woozzzyy to me today! :rofl1:

yh i am today, had sum "news" and been on a high since!:inlove:

[Zesty]

yh i am today, had sum "news" and been on a high since!:inlove:

Good good.. inshaAllah i hope its all good news :)

[sunrise]

How on earth did this become a food thread?!?! :smack:


Raziel fault
':jkk:' Raziel loool:up:

[angel*]

Good good.. inshaAllah i hope its all good news :)

Yep, gr8 news, & no its about going on Holiday thas all............




Raziel fault
':jkk:' Raziel loool:up:

Mmmm Razzy up to his tricks again i see, :torture:

[Abu Mus'ab]

sounds like your just using the bread as an excuse .... :rolleyes:

sure you don't eat bread mainly cause your to lazy to make something else for yourself... ? :D

:jkk:

An excuse for what? :confused:

[cl@rity]

for me...yes means yes and no means no..simple.

however..the rest is quite true lolzz

[Raziel]

Raziel fault
':jkk:' Raziel loool:up:

yeah blame it on me ... :smack: :outta:

:jkk:

[Raziel]

:smack: the only thing guyz can think about 24-7 is food, so im guessing sum bro asked a Q. about sumthing related to food and..................well this is what happened!:p


bk to Jimmy chooz!!!!

Whaaaaat?!!!! :eek3: :smack:

that is Not True... !!!

:jkk:

[ibn suleman]

Whaaaaat?!!!! :eek3: :smack:

that is Not True... !!!

:jkk:

exactly....that is so not true....:rubeyes:













it's cos we're sleeping half the day :D

[angel*]

Whaaaaat?!!!! :eek3: :smack:

that is Not True... !!!

:jkk:

cum on razzy admit it, ya know u want 2.........:p

[Raziel]

cum on razzy admit it, ya know u want 2.........:p

darrn! I am NOT food crazed :smack:

:jkk:

[angel*]

darrn! I am NOT food crazed :smack:

:jkk:

wow ur denying it soooooo much just proves the opp. of what ur saying!:p

[Raziel]

An excuse for what? :confused:

:smack: For Not making other food for you to eat ... :smack:

:jkk:

[Raziel]

wow ur denying it soooooo much just proves the opp. of what ur saying!:p

:smack: I think you need good dose of Torture sis.... :torture: :torture: :torture: :torture: :torture: :torture: :torture: :torture: :torture: :torture: :torture: :torture: :torture: :torture: :torture: :torture: :torture: :torture: :torture: :torture: :torture: :torture: :torture: :torture: :torture: :torture: :torture:

Muahahahaha! :D Muahahaha! mauaha! :D :outta:


:jkk:

[sunrise]

:jkk:


and there it is:up:

[Abu Mus'ab]

:smack: For Not making other food for you to eat ... :smack:

:jkk:
I've been living fine the way i am, i don't need to make other things, i can if i wanted but i'm too lazy to do that *Roll Eyes*

[Raziel]

and there it is:up:

wheres your then? :eek3:

come on, cough it up ... :D Just kiddin sis :outta:

:jkk:

[Raziel]

I've been living fine the way i am, i don't need to make other things, i can if i wanted but i'm too lazy to do that *Roll Eyes*

so which is the Main reason?

your too lazy, or You've been livin fine on bread ?... :D

:jkk:

[sunrise]

wheres your then? :eek3:

come on, cough it up ... :D Just kiddin sis :outta:

:jkk:


:jkk: :jkk: :jkk::up::up::up:

[Raziel]

:jkk: :jkk: :jkk::up::up::up:

thanks sis, (3 at once ... :eek:)

May Allah reward you and all my Sis's and bro's with Jannah! :D

:jkk:

[angel*]

:smack: Razzy, u cant torture me cuz im just immune nad when u try 2, its just gonna cumm bk right at you........... looooooool Ouch yh, see what i mean! chal chal ab bagh yahan se nahin tho mein apna torture nikal ke thuje yahan torture kurna shuro ho jaonge!:p

[Lambo5688]

Funny but weird thread.

[angel*]

Funny but weird thread.

:smack: le, he finds out now!

[Lambo5688]

:smack: le, he finds out now!

:p I have read this before. But didn't comment.

You shouldn't be talking "Miss :inlove: "

:rotfl:

[angel*]

:p I have read this before. But didn't comment.

You shouldn't be talking "Miss :inlove: "

:rotfl:

*wonders why on both accounts* :p

[Sulaiman Harun]

don't wonder too much sister!

[angel*]

don't wonder too much sister!

ha ha ha whan se nikal kur app yahan bhi phonch ge? :p

[Lambo5688]

stop with the urdu....its killing meeee

[angel*]

stop with the urdu....its killing meeee

Sowwweey............here have sum popcorn as the ummah kitchen deliveries aint cum bk with lollipops:p *hands bag over*

[Sulaiman Harun]

continue with urdu bolti raho!!

[angel*]

continue with urdu bolti raho!!

ha ha ous bechare ko kyoun purishan kurna chahte ho??? :p

[sunrise]

ha ha ous bechare ko kyoun purishan kurna chahte ho??? :p


stop with the urdu and go n post ur baby pic up in the pics section:torture:

[angel*]

stop with the urdu and go n post ur baby pic up in the pics section:torture:

*splutterz* but, but, but i already did!!!!

[sunrise]

*splutterz* but, but, but i already did!!!!


the link aint wrking...again plz?:o:inlove:

[angel*]

the link aint wrking...again plz?:o:inlove:

*smirks* thas cuz i deleted it! :inlove:
but in my defence i had posted it b4 AND this time round told every1 it was 4 limited time only, loooooooool u shuld have hurried while stocks lasted!:smack:

[Abu Mus'ab]

so which is the Main reason?

your too lazy, or You've been livin fine on bread ?... :D

:jkk:
Number 2 of course *Roll Eyes*

[angel*]

Number 2 of course *Roll Eyes*

:smack: i thought it was No.1!

[$HugoBoss$]

*smirks* thas cuz i deleted it! :inlove:
but in my defence i had posted it b4 AND this time round told every1 it was 4 limited time only, loooooooool u shuld have hurried while stocks lasted!:smack:

What are you serious i missed it?????? When's the next show, i got me popcorn all ready to munch on :1popcorn:

I'll pay millions to just get a glance, apni baby pic post karyai na :D

[angel*]

What are you serious i missed it?????? When's the next show, i got me popcorn all ready to munch on :1popcorn:

I'll pay millions to just get a glance, apni baby pic post karyai na :D

Yep u missed it, not once but 2wice, how culd you! :torture:

Nope no more shows im afraid, aise moqe bar bar thori na ate hain! :smack:

Millions eh?? :p

[$HugoBoss$]

Yep u missed it, not once but 2wice, how culd you! :torture:

Nope no more shows im afraid, aise moqe bar bar thori na ate hain! :smack:

Millions eh?? :p

Twice :crying: *grabs the tissue box*

Kitne paisai chaiyai yai moqa ko wapas lanai kai-liye?????? :cool:

[angel*]

Twice :crying: *grabs the tissue box*

Kitne paisai chaiyai yai moqa ko wapas lanai kai-liye?????? :cool:

Millions! looool yeh moqe ab dobara naihn ayega, *sighz* itni mazadaar pic thi aur apne kya kiya? chi chi chi!

[$HugoBoss$]

Millions! looool yeh moqe ab dobara naihn ayega, *sighz* itni mazadaar pic thi aur apne kya kiya? chi chi chi!

Millions and millions of unlimited popcorn supply, aab kush????

Mairsai ghalti hogaye, mai sora ta, maaf kardona????

[angel*]

Millions and millions of unlimited popcorn supply, aab kush????

Mairsai ghalti hogaye, mai sora ta, maaf kardona????

*stubborn look* Nu uh no khush yet!

ek vaja baatado ke mein kyoun maaf kuroun?

[$HugoBoss$]

*stubborn look* Nu uh no khush yet!

ek vaja baatado ke mein kyoun maaf kuroun?

:smack: itna ghusa achi baat nahi hai

ek vaja??? ummmm nahi maaf karogi to pashtaunghi ;)

ok salam i gotta go :wavey: , i'll get that pic out of you someday :p

[angel*]

:smack: itna ghusa achi baat nahi hai

ek vaja??? ummmm nahi maaf karogi to pashtaunghi ;)

ok salam i gotta go :wavey: , i'll get that pic out of you someday :p

ha ha ha pata hai, app pehle shaks hain jis ne kaha ke mein gusa kurti hoon!!!

thats not a good enuf vaja:p

w'slaamz take care. nope aint never gonna get that pic!

[Raziel]

ha ha ha pata hai, app pehle shaks hain jis ne kaha ke mein gusa kurti hoon!!!

thats not a good enuf vaja:p

w'slaamz take care. nope aint never gonna get that pic!

lol! and i'm the second ... although i'm more aware of me sis's tantrums ... :D muahahaha! :outta:

:jkk:

[Raziel]

*stubborn look* Nu uh no khush yet!

ek vaja baatado ke mein kyoun maaf kuroun?

hes a bro sis, you meant to forgive em automatically by default ... : :outta:

:jkk:

[angel*]

lol! and i'm the second ... although i'm more aware of me sis's tantrums ... :D muahahaha! :outta:

:jkk:

Shhhhh Razzy! ur not supposed 2 tell that!!! :p


hes a bro sis, you meant to forgive em automatically by default ... : :outta:

:jkk:

:smack: hez a bro im supposed to torture him by default!

[Raziel]

Shhhhh Razzy! ur not supposed 2 tell that!!! :p

Oops! :D Muahahaha! Now everyone knows... :outta:


:smack: hez a bro im supposed to torture him by default!

No, No, NO! you got it the Other way Round :smack:, Forgive the Bro's and Torture the Sis's... :D hehehe! :D :outta:



:jkk:

[Raziel]

Millions! looool yeh moqe ab dobara naihn ayega, *sighz* itni mazadaar pic thi aur apne kya kiya? chi chi chi!

Sis how come you neva told me? :eek3:

was that a Pic of my li'll sis, while she was cookin up conspiracies from her cradle? :D :outta:

:jkk:

[angel*]

Sis how come you neva told me? :eek3:

was that a Pic of my li'll sis, while she was cookin up conspiracies from her cradle? :D :outta:

:jkk:


:eek: u havnt seen it? was in the "post ur baby pics" thread 4 agez b4 i deleted it! Mmmm ok il post again 4 you, but its limited edition so hurry!