Fat Northeners

[Na'eemah]

So are Northeners really fat?

This is my first poll I have made (don't delete)

Vote accurately please, don't lie in the poll ~mad~ or I'll neg ya

[souljaa]

Lol :S...Why do you think northerners are obese? :scratch:

[ibn suleman]

:D

u made it public poll though :p

[Phoenix CG]

:rotfl: :rotfl: yeah they are :lol:

[Na'eemah]

Lol :S...Why do you think northerners are obese? :scratch:
~rofl~ I was bored, plus when up northerners come down for weddings, they always fat and eat a lot :$
Am not saying all northerners are fat or obese, just wanna know if there are more up north or down south ~up~

[Na'eemah]

:D

u made it public poll though :p
Name and shame bruv =D

[souljaa]

~rofl~ I was bored, plus when up northerners come down for weddings, they always fat and eat a lot :$
Am not saying all northerners are fat or obese, just wanna know if there are more up north or down south ~up~


Lol that's the uncles and aunties though...Not us young 'uns :coolbro:

[MMS]

u know what northerners do right they all got them huge freezers at home, and they go to weddings and bring home all the left over foods and then they just freeze them and eat them months later

because they are soo lazy and that means they dont have to cook :rubeyes:

[Na'eemah]

Lol that's the uncles and aunties though...Not us young 'uns :coolbro:

That's not what I've seen $:
p.s. did u lie in the poll? ~mad~

u know what northerners do right they all got them huge freezers at home, and they go to weddings and bring home all the left over foods and then they just freeze them and eat them months later

because they are soo lazy and that means they dont have to cook :rubeyes:

~rofl~

[Al-ghurabah]

u know what northerners do right they all got them huge freezers at home, and they go to weddings and bring home all the left over foods and then they just freeze them and eat them months later

because they are soo lazy and that means they dont have to cook :rubeyes:

:rubeyes:if you r not from the north or south were you from then? im sure london is in the south of the uk?
you fat? go to the gym.. no wonder its only freshy proposels you getting.. its for the passport only remember

[MMS]

:rubeyes:if you r not from the north or south were you from then? im sure london is in the south of the uk?
you fat? go to the gym.. no wonder its only freshy proposels you getting.. its for the passport only remember

im so fat i can be in the north and south at the same time :D thats why i couldnt choose :(

[souljaa]

That's not what I've seen $:
p.s. did u lie in the poll? ~mad~



~rofl~

Lol trust me, it's these uncles and aunties giving us a bad name :mad:
*cough* My finger slipped and it clicked on the wrong one :(...Tis suppose to be north and not fat :coolbro:

[Abu Mus'ab]

Lol :S...Why do you think northerners are obese? :scratch:
Who are the northerners?

Guvna, Al-Irhaab, Emelianenko, and who else?

None of them are fat ( i think :scratch: )

[Zaid the Great]

Who are the northerners?

Guvna, Al-Irhaab, Emelianenko, and who else?

None of them are fat ( i think :scratch: )

medievalist is from up north

[souljaa]

Who are the northerners?

Guvna, Al-Irhaab, Emelianenko, and who else?

None of them are fat ( i think :scratch: )

He-man, Nisaa, Me and couple of others

[souljaa]

medievalist is from up north

Is birmingham counted as north? :S

[Na'eemah]

Is birmingham counted as north? :S
It's midlands, but for this poll you can assume it as Up North.

[LFC]

Ooh, nope. Us Northerners are fitties dont you know! :hidban:

[MMS]

It's midlands, but for this poll you can assume it as Up North.

ya, both have revolting accents so u can group them together :o

[Na'eemah]

Ooh, nope. Us Northerners are fitties dont you know! :hidban:
'us northerners' eh? THEN WHY DID YOU VOTE YOU'RE FROM DAAN SAAF? ~MAD~ neg hmmm
ya, both have revolting accents so u can group them together :o

lol

[Ish264u]

From the North and go to the gym 4 times a week. Does that count?

[Na'eemah]

From the North and go to the gym 4 times a week. Does that count?

Vote for Up North and Fat please. ~up~

[Eemaan]

u know what northerners do right they all got them huge freezers at home, and they go to weddings and bring home all the left over foods and then they just freeze them and eat them months later

because they are soo lazy and that means they dont have to cook :rubeyes:

:(

we got one of these in garage, its full of samosas and fish fingers

http://www.made-in-china.com/image/2f0j00vCMQrPIqgTbeM/108L-Single-Door-Deep-Chest-Freezers.jpg

one of these also in garage (its a double garage :D ) its full of minute maid orange juice cos it was onoffer this week at morrisons 99p per bottle :love: amee jee got well excited

http://www.biasco.com/images/products/14431.jpg

and then this in kitchen

http://www.johnlewis.com/jl_assets/product/230397931.jpg

and we're not fatties alahamdolillah.

my parents go for two hour walks every evening, bro has a bit of a kebab belly and aint allowed home until he can get into 28inch waist trousers again and the rest of us are sum what waif like :coolbro:

[MMS]

how can i ferget the stacks of IRNBRU in each household u wud think they produce it in the basement :|

[Islamiyyah]

Northeners are who?

[Eemaan]

how can i ferget the stacks of IRNBRU in each household u wud think they produce it in the basement :|

assee nee irn bru drink peenae

sirf minute maid orange juice 99p in morrisons at the mo

*runnin runnin runnin*

http://www.ocado.com/catalog/images-thumbs/28828011_S.jpg

[Abu_Mohammad_21]

Northerners are uneducated, bad-mannered, blabbering idiots!

And Londoners are ****! (thats not a bad word!?!?) The whole of London needs to be separated from the rest of the South-East; I suggest a massive wall be built around London. It would help keep out all the filth (Londoners), stink and smog.

:1popcorn:

[Phoenix CG]

Do the northerners also buy huge wholesaler crates? :rotfl:

[Zaid the Great]

Northeners are who?

ppl from northern England

[RaNdOm]

ya, both have revolting accents so u can group them together :o

:salams

OMG u so dont mean that!!!!!!:torture::torture::torture:

Northerners are uneducated, bad-mannered, blabbering idiots!

And Londoners are ****! (thats not a bad word!?!?) The whole of London needs to be separated from the rest of the South-East; I suggest a massive wall be built around London. It would help keep out all the filth (Londoners), stink and smog.

:1popcorn:

:salams

but that'd mean from ur definition... u'd be from the north :eek:

:D:hidban::D:hidban::D northerners rule mashaAllah :D:hidban::D:hidban::D
they're the nicest people ever mashaAllah and like know proper bout loyalty and like bein honest and NOT FAKE to each other and they like sound mega hard with their accents and like they just too cool mashaAllah *faints*

[MMS]

:salams

OMG u so dont mean that!!!!!!:torture::torture::torture:



:salams

but that'd mean from ur definition... u'd be from the north :eek:

:D:hidban::D:hidban::D northerners rule mashaAllah :D:hidban::D:hidban::D
they're the nicest people ever mashaAllah and like know proper bout loyalty and like bein honest and NOT FAKE to each other and they like sound mega hard with their accents and like they just too cool mashaAllah *faints*

:rubeyes: random we aint buddies nomore :rubeyes:, u sound like u got crap for brains :| *deletes random off buddylist*

[RaNdOm]

:rubeyes: random we aint buddies nomore :rubeyes:, u sound like u got crap for brains :| *deletes random off buddylist*

:salams

:rofl1: :rofl1: :rofl1:

wait u aint bein serious are u :crying:

[Phoenix CG]

I have to put up with the dirty accent for three years :vomit:

[RaNdOm]

I have to put up with the dirty accent for three years :vomit:
:salams

its probably ur ears... they probably hear it wrong... cos u ruin everything... just like u ruin every thread u post in... just like this ruined one... its ruined... all cos of ur darn RUININ SIG :torture::torture::torture::torture::torture::tort ure::torture::torture::torture::torture::torture:

[Al Qadr]

:salams

its probably ur ears... they probably hear it wrong... cos u ruin everything... just like u ruin every thread u post in... just like this ruined one... its ruined... all cos of ur darn RUININ SIG :torture::torture::torture::torture::torture::tort ure::torture::torture::torture::torture::torture:

:wswrwb:

Ahemmmmmm, who ruined the thread? would u like to say that again :rolleyes:

Now go bak ta Bradistan and make yer blonde husband some dinner :outta: haiiiyaaaaaaaaa

[MMS]

:wswrwb:

Ahemmmmmm, who ruined the thread? would u like to say that again :rolleyes:

Now go bak ta Bradistan and make yer blonde husband some dinner :outta: haiiiyaaaaaaaaa

:rofl1::rofl1:my first impressions of random were correct, she is a bimbo :torture:

[Phoenix CG]

haha is my sig too big for some screens i never noticed :p

Well I spoke to one brummy and understood them but they didnt have a brummy accent, others im like, what? what? what? :rotfl:
:salams

its probably ur ears... they probably hear it wrong... cos u ruin everything... just like u ruin every thread u post in... just like this ruined one... its ruined... all cos of ur darn RUININ SIG

[xyz]

I am from up north lol and aye i am slightly bigger than others :o :o

What winds me up tho is people (and the pakistanis are the worst at this lol) feel they have the right to say what they like about ur appearance just because ur not a super slim size 8 or whatever.

They all assume that ur fat because ur overeat which isnt always the case :( :o

Okie rant over lol :outta:

[RaNdOm]

:wswrwb:

Ahemmmmmm, who ruined the thread? would u like to say that again :rolleyes:

Now go bak ta Bradistan and make yer blonde husband some dinner :outta: haiiiyaaaaaaaaa

:salams

:rofl1: :rofl1: i wouldnt say that if i were u :torture:and oh yeh i was menta say OMG i dont know like hardly ANY northerner that is fat... if anythin there the ones that look malnutritioned and all the people daan souf are proper podgyyyyyyyyyyyyy

:rofl1::rofl1:my first impressions of random were correct, she is a bimbo :torture:
:salams

says the girl that thinks shes a frypan? :rofl1:

haha is my sig too big for some screens i never noticed :p

Well I spoke to one brummy and understood them but they didnt have a brummy accent, others im like, what? what? what? :rotfl:

:salams

brummies speak a bit *wrinkles her nose* :vomit:... now they sound proper bimbofied... u ever remba cat deely when she used ta put on her brummy wig and braces and come out sayin im from biiiiiiiiiirrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrminghaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaam ...i swear i wanted braces before i saw that..:torture:

[Abu Mus'ab]

:salams

its probably ur ears... they probably hear it wrong... cos u ruin everything... just like u ruin every thread u post in... just like this ruined one... its ruined... all cos of ur darn RUININ SIG :torture::torture::torture::torture::torture::tort ure::torture::torture::torture::torture::torture:
oh so that means it's not just my screen that's too small.

[RaNdOm]

oh so that means it's not just my screen that's too small.

:salams

my screens massive... dont let that ninkumpoop fool ya :torture:its his sig that RUINS it for everyone the ruiner :torture:

[Abu Mus'ab]

So are Northeners really fat?

This is my first poll I have made (don't delete)

Vote accurately please, don't lie in the poll ~mad~ or I'll neg ya
LFC lied in the poll so you got to neg rep him *Roll Eyes*

[Abu Mus'ab]

:salams

my screens massive... dont let that ninkumpoop fool ya :torture:its his sig that RUINS it for everyone the ruiner :torture:
I've got a 17inch flat screen monitor and my resolution is set to 1024 X 768, your screen is probably that same resolution., i think he's resolution is 1280 X 1024, that's why he sees big things as small.

But our screens are normal, he's is the wrong one *Roll Eyes*

[angel*]

*looks above* errrr o...k... mmm so how does all this relate to fat northners again?:smack:

[urban_rose]

:torture: Naimsy, how could you create this thread :( is it even a question to ask...

[souljaa]

I've got a 17inch flat screen monitor and my resolution is set to 1024 X 768, your screen is probably that same resolution., i think he's resolution is 1280 X 1024, that's why he sees big things as small.

But our screens are normal, he's is the wrong one *Roll Eyes*

Set it to 1152 X 864 :up:

[Abu Mus'ab]

Set it to 1152 X 864 :up:
Neverrrrrr :freedom:

I don't like changes *Roll Eyes*

[souljaa]

Neverrrrrr :freedom:

I don't like changes *Roll Eyes*

Kyun? Just try it, how do you know you won't like it until you've tried it?

[Abu Mus'ab]

*looks above* errrr o...k... mmm so how does all this relate to fat northners again?:smack:
Well fat signatures and fat northerners/southerners are kinda the same *Roll Eyes*

[souljaa]

^^^ Proper racist! :mad:

[urban_rose]

^^^ Proper racist! :mad:

:rotfl:

[Phoenix CG]

My screen resolution is 1920x1200 :p

[Zaid the Great]

My screen resolution is 1920x1200 :p

:eek: my one's 1280x1024

[souljaa]

My screen resolution is 1920x1200 :p

Lol convert...I can't believed i thought that :o

[Abu Mus'ab]

Kyun? Just try it, how do you know you won't like it until you've tried it?
So you'r saying "it's better to have loved and lost than to not have loved at all"?

I don't like any changes, man i don't even change my knives around in my pockets :smack:

Maybe i'll like it or maybe i won't, but if i don't try then i won't have to think that far ahead *Roll Eyes*

[souljaa]

So you'r saying "it's better to have loved and lost than to not have loved at all"?

I don't like any changes, man i don't even change my knives around in my pockets :smack:

Maybe i'll like it or maybe i won't, but if i don't try then i won't have to think that far ahead *Roll Eyes*

Each to their own...:(

[Phoenix CG]

Lol convert...I can't believed i thought that :o

:p Why did you think that anyway? :p Did I do or say something, or how I act? :lol:

[Abu Mus'ab]

^^^ Proper racist! :mad:
Where? :confused:

I like both northerners and southerners *Roll Eyes*

[Phoenix CG]

:eek: my one's 1280x1024

Next screen is gonna have 2560x1600 :p Apple 30" :D

[souljaa]

:p Why did you think that anyway? :p Did I do or say something, or how I act? :lol:

Lol it was this (http://ummah.com/forum/showpost.php?p=1864340&postcount=13) post...And i saw one of your pics in bros section and you looked kinda white lol

[Abu Mus'ab]

:p Why did you think that anyway? :p Did I do or say something, or how I act? :lol:
I still don't know bout that convert comment :rotfl:

[souljaa]

Where? :confused:

I like both northerners and southerners *Roll Eyes*

You were voicing your hatred for us you chav :(

Below i present my evidence Your Honour

Well fat signatures and fat northerners/southerners are kinda the same *Roll Eyes*

[Abu Mus'ab]

Lol it was this (http://ummah.com/forum/showpost.php?p=1864340&postcount=13) post...And i saw one of your pics in bros section and you looked kinda white lol
Pathans are whitish :smack: or maybe because he's british :smack:

[Phoenix CG]

:lol: white and british :p

[souljaa]

:lol: white and british :p

:eek: You're a pathaan?? MashAllah pathaans are wicked people...Good hospitality and generous hearts :D

[Phoenix CG]

Yeah lol, am Pushtun, and I can fire an Ak :p :lol:

[Abu Mus'ab]

You were voicing your hatred for us you chav :(

Below i present my evidence Your Honour
Maybe you didn't see that i said both northerners and southerners :torture:

[Zaid the Great]

Yeah lol, am Pushtun, and I can fire an Ak :p :lol:

:lol: white and british :p

make up ur mind plz:o

[souljaa]

Maybe you didn't see that i said both northerners and southerners :torture:

Maybe you didn't see that i said us as in both northerners and southerners :p

[Phoenix CG]

:lol: well I was born here so am british :p And "culturally" pushtun :p I get the best of both worlds :p

[Abu Mus'ab]

Next screen is gonna have 2560x1600 :p Apple 30" :D
And you don't wear glasses yet? :rubeyes: how do you see the screen? :0:

[Zaid the Great]

And you don't wear glasses yet? :rubeyes: how do you see the screen? :0:

LCD screens dont harm your eyes :smack:

[Phoenix CG]

say mashaAllah man :@ I don't want my eyes to fall out,

Alhamdullilah, no glasses, I see the screen by looking at it :p

[Abu Mus'ab]

Maybe you didn't see that i said us as in both northerners and southerners :p
bah humbug *Roll Eyes*

[souljaa]

bah humbug *Roll Eyes*

Looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool ya old scrooooge

[Abu Mus'ab]

say mashaAllah man :@ I don't want my eyes to fall out,

Alhamdullilah, no glasses, I see the screen by looking at it :p
Are you longsighted? :scratch:

[Zaid the Great]

Are you longsighted? :scratch:

LCD screens dont harm your eyes :smack:















according to what i know :S

[Phoenix CG]

Are you longsighted? :scratch:

No my eyes are normal, mashaAllah :p

[Eemaan]

Yeah lol, am Pushtun, and I can fire an Ak :p :lol:

i always thought you was a bengoli bwoy :eek3:

[Phoenix CG]

:| :rotfl: now that is the most weirdest thing I've heard all my life :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: me, bengali? bwahahha

[Abu Mus'ab]

LCD screens dont harm your eyes :smack:















according to what i know :S
Tell that to me eyes *Roll Eyes*

[insomniac]

I was born up north and alhamdulillah not fat nor lazy...

some funny generalisations though :p


BTW how norf is 'north'? :scratch:

[Ish264u]

I was born up north and alhamdulillah not fat nor lazy...

some funny generalisations though :p


BTW how norf is 'north'? :scratch:

Anything beyond the Watford Gap.

[Ish264u]

Vote for Up North and Fat please. ~up~



:confused: Ok how do you equate going to the gym 4 times to being fat :scratch:

[RaNdOm]

:confused: Ok how do you equate going to the gym 4 times to being fat :scratch:

:salams

obviously u must have a lottttttttttt of fat to burn :outta:

[Ish264u]

:salams

obviously u must have a lottttttttttt of fat to burn :outta:

Or just maybe I'm a health freak :rolleyes:

[Abu Mus'ab]

:confused: Ok how do you equate going to the gym 4 times to being fat :scratch:
Simple,

Going to gym 4 times a day must mean that you've got a lot of fat to work off *Roll Eyes*

:outta:

[Ish264u]

Simple,

Going to gym 4 times a day must mean that you've got a lot of fat to work off *Roll Eyes*

:outta:

*roll eyes* :zzz:

[Abu Mus'ab]

:salams

obviously u must have a lottttttttttt of fat to burn :outta:
I just said the same thing :eek:

[Abu Mus'ab]

*roll eyes* :zzz:
I wasn't sayin ure fat though :torture:

[Ish264u]

I just said the same thing :eek:

Well never did have you down as unique! :D

[Na'eemah]

:salams

:rofl1: :rofl1: i wouldnt say that if i were u :torture:
Or wha? It's the truth is it not? You have a blonde hubby n u love up northeners and u spamalot.
LFC lied in the poll so you got to neg rep him *Roll Eyes*
Also souljaa ~nervous~
:torture: Naimsy, how could you create this thread :( is it even a question to ask...
=D elloooooooo. You are exempt ma sis.
:confused: Ok how do you equate going to the gym 4 times to being fat :scratch:
Ahh, Abu Musab and random answered this.

[sunrise]

Al Qadr voted fat:eek::torture:sis ur skinnier than me! and alhamdulilah i aint fat

[Phoenix CG]

Al Qadr voted fat:eek::torture:sis ur skinnier than me! and alhamdulilah i aint fat

she's tryna say ur fat :rotfl:

[Na'eemah]

Al Qadr voted fat:eek::torture:sis ur skinnier than me! and alhamdulilah i aint fat

~rofl~ that was a joke vote, she also is not a northerner. None of teh Northeners voted themselves as being fat so far, do I detect a hint of bias??? =P

[sunrise]

~rofl~ that was a joke vote, she also is not a northerner and you are NOT FAT ~torture~

ye i never said i was lol but she deo aint!

[Na'eemah]

ye i never said i was lol but she deo aint!

Aye, I just changed my post when I re-read your post :$

[Al Qadr]

Al Qadr voted fat:eek::torture:sis ur skinnier than me! and alhamdulilah i aint fat

I wanted the Northerners too look fat *embarrassed* lol, u ent alhamdulillah and ur a southerner :D like meee

:salams

:rofl1: :rofl1: i wouldnt say that if i were u :torture:and oh yeh i was menta say OMG i dont know like hardly ANY northerner that is fat... if anythin there the ones that look malnutritioned and all the people daan souf are proper podgyyyyyyyyyyyyy

:wswrwb:

:rotfl: but he is blonde :o
:rubeyes: northerners..malnutrioned? :rofl1: hmmm, well some of them eat like animals n don't put any weight on :torture: and the rest are like blimming 10 tonne lorries :outta:

[LFC]

Also souljaa ~nervous~


It's in the family blood. :D

[Abu Mus'ab]

It's in the family blood. :D
So has anyone negged you yet?

[Phoenix CG]

:rofl: @ IO :rofl: dude it's not my fault, where bouts you at, you in birmingham? I'm coming up there soon, if you up there could meet up or summat inshaAllah.

[Abu Mus'ab]

and whats with the northern bashing.... ehh! Saj its about time you let me air a show on "noor-radioooo" :D :rolleyes:

You're a northerner too?

[Phoenix CG]

Nah Further up North.

no way man.. you hurt ma feelings :( im gonna be a b**** about it now! :p

:rotfl: bro no offence but you guys are so hard to understand, like Pirates :rotfl:

[souljaa]

It's in the family blood. :D

Dude, don't be implying we all liars now :mad:

[Eemaan]

arrr whasshoo mheans arrr we thalks like pirhates :(


hassnetwork in the hoooooooooooose :hidban: let the bashing begin...

[angel*]

arrr whasshoo mheans arrr we thalks like pirhates :(


hassnetwork in the hoooooooooooose :hidban: let the bashing begin...

lol i 2nd that Eemaan!:up:

[Phoenix CG]

haahahah thats exactly how it is, wallahi I was chatting to one brummy and I had to keep saying pardon? every few minutes :rotfl:

[Fais]

Northern M .... Is all i have to say :o .. :outta:

[Eemaan]

Northern M .... Is all i have to say :o .. :outta:

Monkaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaays :D

:love:

faisy can say o'raat now, such a clever southerner mashallah :D

[Fais]

Monkaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaays :D

:love:

faisy can say o'raat now, such a clever southerner mashallah :D

O'raat .. :confused: ... What you talking about?

[Abu Mus'ab]

O'raat .. :confused: ... What you talking about?
tis oraat faislu, we knows you're a southern monkaaay :outta:

[Eemaan]

Aye haye! dont put me in the firing-line, i'm still recovering from a personal trauma

please post experience here (http://www.ummah.com/forum/showthread.php?t=125010)

:(

[sapphire_blue]

Ey up - what's this northern bashing thread about. :0:

Fat Northern and Proud. :D

:badguy:

[Na'eemah]

Fat Northern and Proud. :D



Your vote suggests otherwise.Fat Northern and ashamed?

[urban_rose]

=D elloooooooo. You are exempt ma sis.




:up: :love:

[sapphire_blue]

Your vote suggests otherwise.Fat Northern and ashamed?


I want to change my vote! NOW! :up:

(Didn't want another neg-rep :D - have had a few from the kaafirs over the past few days :rolleyes: )

[*Al-Qadr*]

hmmm I am from daan saaf and am not fat is in the lead

[Unicorn]

haha this thread is crazy

well i is from the south and i is slim:up:

[Saeed Al-Muslim]

As Salaamu Alaikum

Akhi I think we should refrain from describing our sisters to other (non-mahram) men. Please edit, or ask a moderator to remove these postings via 'Report Post'. Jazaak Allahu khair.

Ma'aSalaama

[Ish264u]

Point taken, however, just so there is no misunderstanding I stated height, weight, age and the fact that we have 5 children.

The above post is misleading and conjurs up many connotations!