female

[insomniac]

how can I show on my profile that I am female so as to avoid confusion?

[Abu Hurairah]

PM a sister Mod or make a HelpDesk ticket insha'allah and request that your 'Unspecified' is altered to be 'Sister'/ 'Female' insha'allah.

[.: Anna :.]

sis ill do it for u insha allah

[insomniac]

sis ill do it for u insha allah

yay thank you :hidban:

[Abu Mus'ab]

yay thank you :hidban:
You've been called 'brother' more times than 'sister' *Roll Eyes*

[insomniac]

You've been called 'brother' more times than 'sister' *Roll Eyes*

I know tell me about it :rolleyes:

I've been called Nazias' husband and thas the worst man! :rubeyes:

[Joha]

I've been called Nazias' husband and thas the worst man! :rubeyes:
Loooool! obvious you're a sister just from the way you write!

[insomniac]

Loooool! obvious you're a sister just from the way you write!

:up:

[Nazias]

You've been called 'brother' more times than 'sister' *Roll Eyes*

I find it diffficult to differentiate myself! :D

[insomniac]

I find it diffficult to differentiate myself! :D

differentiate that you're male or female? :rubeyes:

[Nazias]

differentiate that you're male or female? :rubeyes:

I'm talking about you! :p.. :outta:

[insomniac]

I'm talking about you! :p.. :outta:

do you want a :buttkick: nazias?

silly moo

[ibn suleman]

:rotfl:

u two are funny masha'Allah

:outta:

[Nazias]

do you want a :buttkick: nazias?

silly moo

If only you could move fast enough gandpops! :p coz I'm :outta:

[insomniac]

If only you could move fast enough gandpops! :p coz I'm :outta:

and you're the size of my thumb just remember that :D

[Abu Hurairah]

You two should read 'When Friends Hurt Each Other' :crying: by Shaykh Muhammad AlShareef: http://www.khutbah.com/index.php?type=5&id=1210&language=8

Please, its not good, be fwends again innit. :(

[Lambo5688]

Brother Insomniac is a sister? :eek:

[Reptile]

do you want a :buttkick: nazias?

silly moo

:rotfl: that just brings a funny image you best keep that on DL lambo as they say unless you want to get shoved too

[RAJMIN]

id love to have that on mine too, so many ppl mistaken me for a brother!! lol
n i also want access to the sisters section, can anyone elp me??

n i wud really lyk it if my age cud show too.

[insomniac]

Brother Insomniac is a sister? :eek:

:rolleyes:

here we go again....

[Reptile]

400 posts sis got abit of a way to go

[Abu Hurairah]

id love to have that on mine too, so many ppl mistaken me for a brother!! lol
n i also want access to the sisters section, can anyone elp me??
Akhy your not allowed in the sisters section. :rubeyes:

;)

[Nazias]

You two should read 'When Friends Hurt Each Other' :crying: by Shaykh Muhammad AlShareef: http://www.khutbah.com/index.php?type=5&id=1210&language=8

Please, its not good, be fwends again innit. :(

Talk about dramatic! :rolleyes:

Jazakallah khair for the link! :up:

[insomniac]

You two should read 'When Friends Hurt Each Other' :crying: by Shaykh Muhammad AlShareef: http://www.khutbah.com/index.php?type=5&id=1210&language=8

Please, its not good, be fwends again innit. :(

nah love the little lass to bits alhamdulillah

:jkk: for link

:up:

[Reptile]

no shes a sis! abu

[Abu Hurairah]

Talk about dramatic! :rolleyes:

Jazakallah khair for the link! :up:
Aaaaw thats sweet after reading that article you were back to being friends in no time! :D

Barak'allahu Feeki.
nah love the little lass to bits alhamdulillah

:jkk: for link

:up:
Good to hear theirs no love loss between you two. :)

Barak'allahu Feeki.
no shes a sis! abu
I know my little sis, I know. :p

:smack:

[Fais]

I've been called Nazias' husband and thas the worst man! :rubeyes:

:rotfl: .. Freshie :rofl1: ... :outta:

[Sulaiman Harun]

how can I show on my profile that I am female so as to avoid confusion?
printscreen your profile and attach it as an image.

[RAJMIN]

Akhy your not allowed in the sisters section. :rubeyes:

;)

why???
im a sister!!!!!!!!!!

[Nazias]

:rotfl: .. Freshie :rofl1: ... :outta:

Freshie, what's wrong? Why you laughing at yourself?... :wacko:

[Fais]

Freshie, what's wrong? Why you laughing at yourself?... :wacko:

You know why im laughing ... :rofl1: ...


I've been called Nazias' Freshie husband and thas the worst man! :rubeyes:

:rotfl: ... :rofl1: ...







Im just messing about btw

[Nazias]

You know why im laughing ... :rofl1: ...

:rotfl: ... :rofl1: ...


Im just messing about btw

Ah, Freshie has come on Ummah and learnt to edit, how nice! :spunch:

[Fais]

Ah, Freshie has come on Ummah and learnt to edit, how nice! :spunch:

:o .. I know :D .. No need for the punch :crying:

[Nazias]

:o .. I know :D .. No need for the punch :crying:

:o ok i take it back! but your plane's here now so never mind.. :wavey: have a safe trip! :outta:

[insomniac]

:o .. I know :D .. No need for the punch :crying:

:rofl1:

Fais anytime you wana take the mick out of Nazias please leme know...I don't wana miss out on the fun :p

[Fais]

:o ok i take it back! but your plane's here now so never mind.. :wavey: have a safe trip! :outta:

At least i go by plane ... You and your frsh have a safe trip on the banana boat :rotfl: .. :D.

:rofl1:

Fais anytime you wana take the mick out of Nazias please leme know...I don't wana miss out on the fun :p

lol ... Are you 2 related? :0:

[ibn suleman]

:rotfl:

[Reptile]

I know my little sis, I know. :p

:smack:

tsk tsk :torture: this prolly makes me sound younger lol :p

At least i go by plane ... You and your frsh have a safe trip on the banana boat :rotfl: .. :D.



lol ... Are you 2 related? :0:


:rotfl: @ 1st comment

i believe they know each other personally

[insomniac]

i believe they know each other personally

yeah, sometimes it's rather unfortunate that at others it's not too bad


:D

(that we know each other)

[Reptile]

yeah, sometimes it's rather unfortunate that at others it's not too bad


:D

check your rep :o

[insomniac]

check your rep :o

lol it's unfortunate that we know each other....sometimes I talk in riddles just cos i know that Nazias is a bit hollow up there :wacko:

[Reptile]

:rotfl: ouch lol

[Nazias]

You and your frsh have a safe trip on the banana boat :rotfl: .. :D.

Insha'allah! :D

[Fais]

Insha'allah! :D

Your got where you going to yet :0: .. :D

[Abu Mus'ab]

Your got where you going to yet :0: .. :D
Ey up faislu :D

How come i don't see you posting much anymore? :scratch:

You'd better not be thinking of leaving the forum :0:

[Fais]

Ey up faislu :D

How come i don't see you posting much anymore? :scratch:

You'd better not be thinking of leaving the forum :0:

Ey Up Abu M :D

LOL, Of course not man :D.

Just been a bit busy ... Work, Studying and some other things ;) .. :o.

[me.sawda]

Loooool! obvious you're a sister just from the way you write!

Is there any brotherly or sisterly way of writing? :rubeyes:

[Abu Mus'ab]

Ey Up Abu M :D

LOL, Of course not man :D.

Just been a bit busy ... Work, Studying and some other things ;) .. :o.
Yeah you'd better not think of leaving :torture:

oh you can multi task now too? :up:

[Abu Mus'ab]

Is there any brotherly or sisterly way of writing? :rubeyes:
Well if you want an example of what a sister's writing is then look at your signature, that colours etc is something only a female would use, (and the wrong type of 'males' :torture: ) and brothers write anyway but like that *Roll Eyes*

[Fais]

Yeah you'd better not think of leaving :torture:

oh you can multi task now too? :up:

Ok :o ...

Multi task ... Im learning :D. Got a full day off today though :D

[Joha]

Is there any brotherly or sisterly way of writing? :rubeyes:
Well I don't know, it does filter through, although I've been mistaken many a time by people using the 'writing' thing - especially using the 'Abu Mus'ab' technique - colours :rolleyes:

something only a female would use, (and the wrong type of 'males' ) and brothers write anyway but like that *Roll Eyes*
Hahaaaa, but noo.

[Abu Mus'ab]

Well I don't know, it does filter through, although I've been mistaken many a time by people using the 'writing' thing - especially using the 'Abu Mus'ab' technique - colours :rolleyes:


Hahaaaa, but noo.
You mean to tell me you're male? :rubeyes:

[Abu Mus'ab]

Ok :o ...

Multi task ... Im learning :D. Got a full day off today though :D
Is it some holiday or something today? :scratch: because you're not the only one that has the day off.

[Joha]

You mean to tell me you're male? :rubeyes:
lol! That could just be a bluff, then again, so could this - anyway, easiest way, just trust your nose.

Another clue, anybody who calls a fellow human being a 'duck' is almost definitely female, and senile.

[Abu Mus'ab]

lol! That could just be a bluff, then again, so could this - anyway, easiest way, just trust your nose.

Another clue, anybody who calls a fellow human being a 'duck' is almost definitely female, and senile.
But then what are you? your profile says "Unspecified" :scratch:

[Abu Mus'ab]

Actually if someone says "Awwww" there's a 99.99% chance that it's a female, and if someone says "Bless your cotton socks" then it's definately a female *Roll Eyes*

[ibn suleman]

Actually if someone says "Awwww" there's a 99.99% chance that it's a female, and if someone says "Bless your cotton socks" then it's definately a female *Roll Eyes*

:0:

whatchu tryna say?..i say aww now and then

[Abu Mus'ab]

:0:

whatchu tryna say?..i say aww now and then
You say "Aww"? :0: :outta:





































That's why i said only 99.99%, you're the exception *Roll Eyes*

[ibn suleman]

:d

[Joha]

You say "Aww"? :0: :outta:

That's why i said only 99.99%, you're the exception *Roll Eyes*
awww, that's very cute of you.

[insomniac]

awww, that's very cute of you.


:scratch:


you're a sister?

I had you down as a bro :rubeyes:

btw I forgot to say lol @ your avatar

[Abu Mus'ab]

:scratch:


you're a sister?

I had you down as a bro :rubeyes:

btw I forgot to say lol @ your avatar
I had it down as a freak of nature :scratch: come to think of it i still have it down as a freak of nature :outta:

[Joha]

:scratch:
you're a sister?

I had you down as a bro :rubeyes:

btw I forgot to say lol @ your avatar

Yea I really should read my avatar more often :rotfl:, thanks :rolleyes:

Brother Abu Mus'ab, if it weren't for freaks, you'd be in a cave, grunting and gesturing, with mental powers that would put Baldrick to shame :p

[Abu Mus'ab]

Yea I really should read my avatar more often :rotfl:, thanks :rolleyes:

Brother Abu Mus'ab, if it weren't for freaks, you'd be in a cave, grunting and gesturing, with mental powers that would put Baldrick to shame :p
This baldrick person must have been clever then :rubeyes:

So do you give up now? are you male or female?

[Joha]

This baldrick person must have been clever then :rubeyes:

So do you give up now? are you male or female?
lol nekulturny you are :p

You've missed out if you haven't been introduced to Baldrick yet...of Blackadder fame

[Abu Mus'ab]

lol nekulturny you are :p

You've missed out if you haven't been introduced to Baldrick yet...of Blackadder fame
Well i don't exactly spend my time around bald people so i wouldn't know this bald rick person *Roll Eyes*

[Hasham]

If I don't put sister in my profile, how will all those dreamy boys know that they should PM me so that we might, er, discuss Islam privately :(

[insomniac]

If I don't put sister in my profile, how will all those dreamy boys know that they should PM me so that we might, er, discuss Islam privately :(

:scratch:

but your profile says you're male?

[Hasham]

:scratch:

but your profile says you're male?

Satire, m'lady.

[insomniac]

Satire, m'lady.

subtle hint more like :rolleyes:

[Hasham]

subtle hint more like :rolleyes:

Strangely enough, I thought the same thing about the original post.

[Abu Mus'ab]

:scratch:

but your profile says you're male?
Maybe he's thinking of crossing over to the other side :scratch:

[Abu Mus'ab]

Strangely enough, I thought the same thing about the original post.
you vot? :buttkick:

[Hasham]

Maybe he's thinking of crossing over to the other side :scratch:

Have no fear Ma'am, I am your knight and shall defend your internet persona! Maybe later I can PM you to, er, discuss Islam privately.

[Joha]

Well i don't exactly spend my time around bald people so i wouldn't know this bald rick person *Roll Eyes*
omg you've never watched Blackadder? It's a sad day today...:( :( :(

[insomniac]

Have no fear Ma'am, I am your knight and shall defend your internet persona! Maybe later I can PM you to, er, discuss Islam privately.

will PM you later :rolleyes:

[Abu Mus'ab]

Have no fear Ma'am, I am your knight and shall defend your internet persona! Maybe later I can PM you to, er, discuss Islam privately.
You what? oi don't try proposing to me you sick child :vomit:

[alld]

i am confuzed about this male female issue now . i thought different colour user ID to be given for brother and sister member so that no any one got excuse to sarcasticaly call bro a sis and vice versa .

[Abu Mus'ab]

Have no fear Ma'am, I am your knight and shall defend your internet persona! Maybe later I can PM you to, er, discuss Islam privately.
oh you say you're not a muslim, not a wonder, being queer is nothing strange for you :vomit:

[Hasham]

oh you say you're not a muslim, not a wonder, being queer is nothing strange for you :vomit:

See now, if you had posted that with your first response to the same quote you're replying to here, you might have looked clever. That you did it later just indicates you're a bit dim-witted and comebacks come slowly to you ;)

[Abu Mus'ab]

See now, if you had posted that with your first response to the same quote you're replying to here, you might have looked clever. That you did it later just indicates you're a bit dim-witted and comebacks come slowly to you ;)
nah it just says you're queery.

[Hasham]

nah it just says you're queery.

This is worse that an "I am rubber, you are glue" comeback. You're looking more dim-witted with every post.

[Abu Mus'ab]

This is worse that an "I am rubber, you are glue" comeback. You're looking more dim-witted with every post.
And you are? :wacko:

[Hasham]

And you are? :wacko:

Better than you, obviously.

[alld]

And you are? :wacko:

I am sorry that you forced to use wacko so early on though timing is unquestionable . :up: this is how people expose themselves so early in here . or do i get it wrong though i don't think so :)

[Hasham]

I am sorry that you forced to use wacko so early on though timing is unquestionable . :up: this is how people expose themselves so early in here . or do i get it wrong though i don't think so :)

Oh look, it's a feeble attempt by one person to leap to their co-religionists defence.

[insomniac]

Oh look, it's a feeble attempt by one person to leap to their co-religionists defence.

push off :buttkick:

(& now it's 3 people :D)

[alld]

Oh look, it's a feeble attempt by one person to leap to their co-religionists defence.

you are mistaken probably being new. he don't need any support or defence .
he is ups of ummah.com

[Hasham]

you are mistaken probably being new. he don't need any support or defence .

Then why are you so eager?

[insomniac]

Then why are you so eager?

do you have a problem with Muslims?

[Hasham]

do you have a problem with Muslims?

do you have a problem with people who are not Muslim?

[Reptile]

:scratch: what happened to your thread sis?

[alld]

Then why are you so eager?

it is none of his problem . i hope you get it this time .

[insomniac]

do you have a problem with people who are not Muslim?

No, alhamdulillah


:scratch: what happened to your thread sis?

Mr Hasham here is accusing me of trying to pull men via this thread :p though it's now been established he's not a Muslim hence he's been making such defamatory comments

[Le Croyant]

Pls Mods do not ban Hasham, we need him/her/IT to provide us with the much needed entertainment.

Such dimwits fools r hard to find.

[Reptile]

No, alhamdulillah




Mr Hasham here is accusing me of trying to pull men via this thread :p though it's now been established he's not a Muslim hence he's been making such defamatory comments


pathetic :rolleyes:

[Abu Hurairah]

Hasham whats your problem?

Why not leave this thread and the posters alone all making accusations here?

[Hasham]

Pls Mods do not ban Hasham, we need him/her/IT to provide us with the much needed entertainment.

Such dimwits fools r hard to find.

Pls Mods lstn 2 this guy he iz rite

[Le Croyant]

Pls Mods lstn 2 this guy he iz rite

see, he/she/it is so sweeeet.

Our own pet dimwit.

[Hasham]

see, he/she/it is so sweeeet.

Our own pet dimwit.

See, I've made you improve your spelling already.

[Le Croyant]

Who is neggin the dimwit?

have some mercy on the poor soul... he's a sad little clueless fool.

[alld]

See, I've made you improve your spelling already.

brother don't spell doom for yourself . come to Islam the fastest growing faith
we love you we love to save you .may Allah guide you .
bro croyant please please accomodate . :)

[insomniac]

brother don't spell doom for yourself . come to Islam the fastest growing faith
we love you we love to save you .may Allah guide you .
bro croyant please please accomodate . :)

:up:

[Le Croyant]

brother don't spell doom for yourself . come to Islam the fastest growing faith
we love you we love to save you .may Allah guide you .
bro croyant please please accomodate . :)

:up::D

[Hasham]

brother don't spell doom for yourself . come to Islam the fastest growing faith
we love you we love to save you .may Allah guide you .
bro croyant please please accomodate . :)

Well, I appreciate the sentiment, but I'm pretty set in my own beliefs (or disbeliefs, depending on ones outlook).

[insomniac]

Well, I appreciate the sentiment, but I'm pretty set in my own beliefs (or disbeliefs, depending on ones outlook).

care to share?

[Hasham]

care to share?

I'm not entirely sure where to start.

[insomniac]

I'm not entirely sure where to start.

member announcement section (http://www.ummah.com/forum/forumdisplay.php?f=67) :up:

[Reptile]

im hungury :scratch: i should eat

[insomniac]

im hungury :scratch: i should eat

loooooooooooool

:rotfl:


very random :up:

[ibn suleman]

im hungury :scratch: i should eat

yes..yes u should :p :D

[Reptile]

i have the option of lentils, chocolate bites, or croissant what should i go for?

[insomniac]

i have the option of lentils, chocolate bites, or croissant what should i go for?


croissant :up:

[Reptile]

croissant :up:

ahh yea with a nice cup of tea! im feeling this :D

[insomniac]

ahh yea with a nice cup of tea! im feeling this :D

:up:

[ibn suleman]

dip the croissant in the tea :D

[insomniac]

dip the croissant in the tea :D

:rotfl:

[Reptile]

dip the croissant in the tea :D

yea you know it! :D ok me gotta make this

[ibn suleman]

:rotfl:

whaat..its nice that way :o

yea you know it! :D ok me gotta make this

:D :up:

[Reptile]

Just ate it! was enjoying it too much, because half way through i started feeling nauseated :smack: this always happens to me :rotfl:

[Lambo5688]

my head hurts

[insomniac]

my head hurts

yeah this thread kinda spiralled :o

[Abu Mus'ab]

my head hurts
Don't worry lambo we know you're an american *pats lambo on the head*

Bechara laug are not too bright :outta:

[me.sawda]

WHOA... Off topic quotes flood
~Shoo Shoo to all the off topic-y quotes~
What was this started..let's get back in there b4 this gets closed:D

[Abu Mus'ab]

WHOA... Off topic quotes flood
~Shoo Shoo to all the off topic-y quotes~
What was this started..let's get back in there b4 this gets closed:D
It was started because some people were mistaking brother erhem i mean sister insomniac's gender *Roll Eyes*

[angel*]

Wow we get bk to the subject at hand on... mmm...ooeer.. page 7 yay!!! lol

[Lambo5688]

Don't worry lambo we know you're an american *pats lambo on the head*

Bechara laug are not too bright :outta:
you a funny kid.

[insomniac]

It was started because some people were mistaking brother erhem i mean sister insomniac's gender *Roll Eyes*


:rolleyes:

[Abu Mus'ab]

you a funny kid.
No need to be jealous man *Roll Eyes*