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dhakiyya
26-04-07, 10:50 PM
Please post cute funny and adorable things your kids (or your friends kids, nephews, nieces, baby cousins, or any kid you know) have done :love:
InshaAllah I'll post some things tomorrow....
ibn suleman
26-04-07, 10:54 PM
not funny but :D
one of my uncles lives in atalanta and his son goes to pre-school/play-school/nursery or (whatever it's called :p - he's four years old) His son is the only Muslim at the school, and one day the dad recieved a phonecall from the teacher telling him that his son had put down some towels and sheets on the floor and had lined up his classmates, and he stood in front of them on a seperate towel, and that he was doing various movements and the rest were following him!
the teacher thought the boy was a little crazy and called the parents in...my uncle had to explain what he was doing was Salah!
Masha'Allah! he's only four and already giving daw'ah! it shows the impact that parents and a good home can have on a child!
dhakiyya
26-04-07, 10:56 PM
awwwwwwwwwwwwwww mashaAllah :love: how lovely mashaAllah! May Allah reward his parents for instilling such a love of Islam into him!
amin awww thats so sweet ( and how dumb is that teacher for not asking him what hes playing before freaking out and phoning home lol :wacko:)
perfectpearl
26-04-07, 11:09 PM
Well not my child but....
When my freinds older brother was little he NEVER seen a dark person before. When he was in class he thought it was dirt so he keept trying to wipe it off. :rofl1:
hehe when jihan was little she fell down the toilet and got stuck
and then she sat there crying till someone discovered her :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:
perfectpearl
26-04-07, 11:37 PM
hehe when jihan was little she fell down the toilet and got stuck
and then she sat there crying till someone discovered her :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:
:rofl1:
When my bro was little he once stole the imams Kufu and started running around the mosque....eveyone was just chasing him around even the sk. It was sooo funny. Unforutly my bro got away with it :D :D
Abu Nuh AMW
26-04-07, 11:53 PM
when i was a kid ( still kinda act like one though :D) ... I used to get battered, got the living daylights kicked outa me, in the masjid by the imaam teaching us qur'an.... :(
so yea that was my mosque life.
Masumah
27-04-07, 12:11 AM
aww ibn suleman thats so sweet..May Allah swt bless him, guide him and make him abeacon of Islam Ameen :love:
Oy!! stories...where to start :p
I had asked a couple of my kids what they would always remember about their childhood and my oldest daughter's story really touched me. I had figured it would be a new bike or something like that but I was in for a surprise. She remembered her eyepatch.
My oldest daughter and been playing in the yard and she had fallen and gotten jabbed in her eye by a twig. Rushed her to the hospital and the doctor said that she had to wear an eye patch for 10 days minimum. She was horrified at the prospect of going to school and being teased by the kids about her patch so I struck a deal with her. As long as she had to wear that eyepatch, so would I. I got 2 of them...one was mine and one was hers.
She said that what she remembered and made it so special for her was that we had drawn on them. She had drawn an ugly red eye on mine and I had drawn flowers on hers. She drew the eye like that hoping that I wouldn't wear it but in the morning, I always had it on when I got them up for breakfast and I wore it at night when I got home(she didn't know it at the time but I took it off as soon as I got out of the driveway and slipped it back on when I came home.)
It's not the big things that are important to your kids because 3 years later that bike is gone or those new shoes are worn out. It's the little things and the moments of affection that they will remember
Supernova Nebula
27-04-07, 08:19 AM
Oy!! stories...where to start :p
I had asked a couple of my kids what they would always remember about their childhood and my oldest daughter's story really touched me. I had figured it would be a new bike or something like that but I was in for a surprise. She remembered her eyepatch.
My oldest daughter and been playing in the yard and she had fallen and gotten jabbed in her eye by a twig. Rushed her to the hospital and the doctor said that she had to wear an eye patch for 10 days minimum. She was horrified at the prospect of going to school and being teased by the kids about her patch so I struck a deal with her. As long as she had to wear that eyepatch, so would I. I got 2 of them...one was mine and one was hers.
She said that what she remembered and made it so special for her was that we had drawn on them. She had drawn an ugly red eye on mine and I had drawn flowers on hers. She drew the eye like that hoping that I wouldn't wear it but in the morning, I always had it on when I got them up for breakfast and I wore it at night when I got home(she didn't know it at the time but I took it off as soon as I got out of the driveway and slipped it back on when I came home.)
It's not the big things that are important to your kids because 3 years later that bike is gone or those new shoes are worn out. It's the little things and the moments of affection that they will remember
aww that's very beautiful akhi:D
bint_ummi
27-04-07, 09:06 AM
its amazing how kids remember the smallest things that are done for them mashallah if it stands out emotionally inshallah they remember it...
i call my 4 year old cousin 'habibii' and he says "i'm not a baby" lol...
Al-ghurabah
27-04-07, 09:11 AM
subhanallah kids r amazing.. my lil one is like a mini me.. i get fasinated waching her.. its like me..
she acts silly, does weird stuff sumtimes.. winds her mum up.. practical jokes.. so cool..
yesterday i was praying.. she came up stairs got her prayer mat out.. its those tiny ones.. put it next to mines started praying.. so sweet..
bint_ummi
27-04-07, 09:20 AM
mashallah i think stories involving salah are the cutest
this one friend of mine told me this story.
there's this little hindu girl that her mom watches sometimes, and sometimes the little girl goes to parties with them and such they're that cool... i think one time the little girl asked if she could wear a hijab lol wa mashallah... and other times when she goes over their house, and they pray, the little girl does the prayer too mashallah.(well she tries anyhow...)
Arsalen
28-04-07, 12:58 PM
When i give my girl lots of sloppy kisses on her big soft squishy cheeks. She always, takes her hand to the face and starts cleaning it. She is only a month old, so she does it in the baby style.
But ive noticed she basically does it all the time.. lol.
when any of us make wudhu my sabah [shes 2 now] tries to imitate the best she can, although she'll get the order mixed up :p mash'Allah... when she prays salaah she tries her best, she even says 'Alllaaaaah' before she goes down in sujood when she prays her salaah.
our dhuha is only one, so she just runs around most of the time gurgling. she likes to get half of her body in the washing machine and play in there lol! kids are adorable...
mash'Allah to all the stories... may Allah make all our children grow up to be pious, righteous muslimeen... ameen.
when my niece first started school...she absolutely loved her teacher (they have the same name :rolleyes: ), anyways, all of us cover our feet when we go out, so in the first week of school she goes 'mummy,can i wear my feet to school tomorrow?' my sis was completely confused until my niece went on to explain 'teacher ***** wears her feet, can i :fairy: '
urban_rose
28-04-07, 01:13 PM
aww, lol, my lil cousin bro is 2 yrs old and he's starting to talk properly now. He cant say certain things though, so every time im on the computer, he'll come up and say 'oof' (move) cause he wants to sit on the chair, and if im gone for like two secs, he'll have climbed up, and will sit there moving the mouse about saying 'MathaAllah' (he's got a kinda lisp) :love:
aww, lol, my lil cousin bro is 2 yrs old and he's starting to talk properly now. He cant say certain things though, so every time im on the computer, he'll come up and say 'oof' (move) cause he wants to sit on the chair, and if im gone for like two secs, he'll have climbed up, and will sit there moving the mouse about saying 'MathaAllah' (he's got a kinda lisp) :love:
aww..mashaAllaah
my nephew now says 'alhamdulilah' when he sneezes without being prompted..hes gonna be 2 next month inshaAllaah :inlove:
aww..mashaAllaah
my nephew now says 'alhamdulilah' when he sneezes without being prompted..hes gonna be 2 next month inshaAllaah :inlove:
awww...my lil sis too! she became2 in January :inlove:
Umm 'Umarah
28-04-07, 04:08 PM
aww..mashaAllaah
my nephew now says 'alhamdulilah' when he sneezes without being prompted..hes gonna be 2 next month inshaAllaah :inlove:
Aww :inlove: Masha'Allah!
when any of us make wudhu my sabah [shes 2 now] tries to imitate the best she can, although she'll get the order mixed up :p mash'Allah... when she prays salaah she tries her best, she even says 'Alllaaaaah' before she goes down in sujood when she prays her salaah.
our dhuha is only one, so she just runs around most of the time gurgling. she likes to get half of her body in the washing machine and play in there lol! kids are adorable...
mash'Allah to all the stories... may Allah make all our children grow up to be pious, righteous muslimeen... ameen.
lol :inlove::inlove:
the washing machine can be dangerous though :eek:
i remember a news story from a while ago, a kid was playing and got inside the washing macine and managed to get thmselves locked in and they suffocated and died :(:(, the parents had no idea the kid was in the washing machine :(
:salams
woah... wachine machines are well interesting to watch tho...
:salams
u know PL she was a proper :wacko: when she were a kid.. i remember everytime i went past the bathroom door while she was in there... i'd hear some weird mumblins and one day i decided ta listen and i hear sumt like "hello jessica, have you seen david today... we needed to go shopping asvell... ohhh u havn't?? daaaaavid" :rofl1: :rofl1: :rofl1: she used to have these weird toilet friends (jessica and david) that came out everytime she needed a whizz :rofl1: then we move house and goodbye jessi n david :torture:now everytime she comes outta the toilet we ask her how jessica is :D :rofl1:
lol yeh and no1 tell her i wrote this :D:D:D:D:D
Unique Muslimah
28-04-07, 05:40 PM
When I was little,I used to listen to everything my older cousin used to tell me to do.Once when I was about 5,and he mustve been 8 or 9, he told me to come with him,hide behind a tree and pick up some rocks..So i followed him out into the front garden of my Gma's house,the front garden was on a raised area,so was considerably higher than the ground.The he said *pointing to a bunch of 16 yr oldish dudes*..throw these at them..So,me being me,picked them all up..and started chucking them..They got so annoyed,so one of them picked up another rock,and chucked it back at me..it hit me like *THWACK* and I was knocked out:rotfl:
Moral of thr story,dont listen to your older cousins.
lol :inlove::inlove:
the washing machine can be dangerous though :eek:
i remember a news story from a while ago, a kid was playing and got inside the washing macine and managed to get thmselves locked in and they suffocated and died :(:(, the parents had no idea the kid was in the washing machine :(
shame :(
our little dhuha only does that when we're in the kitchen aswell... we tend to close the door after we leave. we have 2 lil ones and they get up to nonsense together, empty out everything + too many dangerous things in there.
dhakiyya
28-04-07, 08:28 PM
My lil 9 month old baby Ruqayya likes to eat paper lol. Once she tried to eat a toilet roll, she grabbed it and bit into it like it was an apple lol :p. Also a couple of times she's pulled the sheet of paper with our GPs phone number and surgery times from under the phone. The first time she bit a chunk out of it n I fished the paper out of her mouth, today though, she got hold of it again and its well and truly chewed, a huge chunk of it missing. I tried to find if there was paper in her mouth but no.... I think she swallowed it all :S
ummbilal
28-04-07, 09:07 PM
ok, i got loads of these stories to share, but i'll start with a tame one inshaallah... my mother in law, went shopping with her new baby, in one of those old fashioned prams, you knoe the kind, this was back in the 70's when life was different.. anyway it was the done thing back then to leave your big pram outside the shop while you pop in quickly:torture:
anyway Mil did her shopping and made her way home, its about 25 min walk, when she opens her front door she thinks."hmm dont i usually have difficulty with the pram here?" then...aaarrggghh
the pram???????????????????????????
shes left it outside the shop, with baby in it....:rubeyes:
Allhumdulilah baby and pram were fine but MIL was in shock for days lol!!
dhakiyya
28-04-07, 09:16 PM
:eek: :eek: :eek: must have been terrifying for her!!!!!! (though the baby probably wasn't fussed at all lol)
sunrise
28-04-07, 09:54 PM
ok, i got loads of these stories to share, but i'll start with a tame one inshaallah... my mother in law, went shopping with her new baby, in one of those old fashioned prams, you knoe the kind, this was back in the 70's when life was different.. anyway it was the done thing back then to leave your big pram outside the shop while you pop in quickly:torture:
anyway Mil did her shopping and made her way home, its about 25 min walk, when she opens her front door she thinks."hmm dont i usually have difficulty with the pram here?" then...aaarrggghh
the pram???????????????????????????
shes left it outside the shop, with baby in it....:rubeyes:
Allhumdulilah baby and pram were fine but MIL was in shock for days lol!!
oh my goodness!! i think iam faint just from the story lol..im soo scared something like this happens 2me! i think after my pregnancy is over inshAllah i'll carry them baby in one of those things like u hang on ur belly or ur chest kinda thijng
lol :inlove::inlove:
the washing machine can be dangerous though :eek:
i remember a news story from a while ago, a kid was playing and got inside the washing macine and managed to get thmselves locked in and they suffocated and died :(:(, the parents had no idea the kid was in the washing machine :(
When I was little(about 4 or 5) during one of my visits with my mother, she was doing laundry and had layed down for a nap. She had this old school wringer/washer and used to hang the laundry on the line. I figured that I would be a big boy and help her out so I engaged the wringer and started wringing the clothes out into the laundry tub. Somehow my hand got caught and was dragged into the machine. It took my arm right in up to the shoulder and although the wringer had popped open it was still turning and holding my arm in place as the rollers continued to turn.
Last time that my mother ever took a nap while doing laundry :p
Tahiyah
29-04-07, 06:02 AM
my youngest decided that when she grows up she is going to be a fashion designer, figure skater and astronaut
she also wants to marry the cat, and have kittens some day. not people babies. lol..
kids are so funny and innocent when they are little, enjoy every moment
One of my cousin,when she was about 3 or 4 yrs..she ask to her mother she want to marry me & start crying...:rofl1: :rofl1: :rofl1: :rofl1:
really children are very innocent :D
Lambo5688
29-04-07, 06:56 AM
lol nice thread
when I was really little I used to live alone with my dad in NY and we didn't have a washing machine, so we used to go to the laundromat. One day I opened the washing machine while it was running...lol the whole place got flooded with water and foam/lather.
Bro Lamboo you allways Naughty ...:D
Lambo5688
29-04-07, 07:14 AM
Bro Lamboo you allways Naughty ...:D
muhaha that was the tip of the iceberg. I used to do stupid stuff like ram my bike into old russian people. lolll
muhaha that was the tip of the iceberg. I used to do stupid stuff like ram my bike into old russian people. lolll
:rotfl: :rotfl: that's why we call you Bro LambOOOOOOOOOOOOO :hidban: :hidban:
Lambo5688
29-04-07, 07:21 AM
:rotfl: :rotfl: that's we call you Bro LambOOOOOOOOOOOOO :hidban: :hidban:
:rotfl:
about two summers ago, I had a little remote control that could turn on/off and change the channel/volume of any TV. LOOL, so we found this house and this old guy was sleeping with the tv on....we would keep on turning off his tv with the remote and he would wake up...get confused and turn his TV back on. and then we would turn it back off...and he would turn it back on...lolol it was soo funnny.
:rotfl:
about two summers ago, I had a little remote control that could turn on/off and change the channel/volume of any TV. LOOL, so we found this house and this old guy was sleeping with the tv on....we would keep on turning off his tv with the remote and he would wake up...get confused and turn his TV back on. and then we would turn it back off...and he would turn it back on...lolol it was soo funnny.
Loool it's really funny....may be he get Snappy with his TV....
mashallha nice Remote...you can make anyone annoyed by this type remote :up:
Lambo5688
29-04-07, 07:36 AM
Loool it's really funny....may be he get Snappy with his TV....
mashallha nice Remote...you can make anyone annoyed by this type remote :up:
yea i got it on eBay for like 8 bucks. They still have it. VERY useful when professors and teachers put on boring stuff on the tv. I drove my American History teacher nuts with it, back in high school.
yea i got it on eBay for like 8 bucks. They still have it. VERY useful when professors and teachers put on boring stuff on the tv. I drove my American History teacher nuts with it, back in high school.
we was always use to escape from the class, when our professors put on boring stuff...and gather in canteen for teasing all the people ohhh that was the golden time...:hidban: :hidban:
Tahiyah
29-04-07, 07:48 AM
Oy!! stories...where to start :p
I had asked a couple of my kids what they would always remember about their childhood and my oldest daughter's story really touched me. I had figured it would be a new bike or something like that but I was in for a surprise. She remembered her eyepatch.
My oldest daughter and been playing in the yard and she had fallen and gotten jabbed in her eye by a twig. Rushed her to the hospital and the doctor said that she had to wear an eye patch for 10 days minimum. She was horrified at the prospect of going to school and being teased by the kids about her patch so I struck a deal with her. As long as she had to wear that eyepatch, so would I. I got 2 of them...one was mine and one was hers.
She said that what she remembered and made it so special for her was that we had drawn on them. She had drawn an ugly red eye on mine and I had drawn flowers on hers. She drew the eye like that hoping that I wouldn't wear it but in the morning, I always had it on when I got them up for breakfast and I wore it at night when I got home(she didn't know it at the time but I took it off as soon as I got out of the driveway and slipped it back on when I came home.)
It's not the big things that are important to your kids because 3 years later that bike is gone or those new shoes are worn out. It's the little things and the moments of affection that they will remember
sweet story. what a wonderful pops you are..:up:
this reminds me of a story i saw once on tv about a young student who suffered from cancer and lost all her hair due to chemo. she didnt want to go to school because her hair fell out. when she did return to school she found a classroom of bald kids. all the other students in the classroom decided to shave their heads so she wouldnt feel embarrassed.
kids can be pretty amazing.. :love:
My youngest daughter was about 3 years old when she had gotten into some of my tools and made a huge mess. I was livid because the kids had been told time and time again not to mess with my tools because they could be dangerous. Anyway, I am hopping mad at this point and my daughter is just looking at me with a big smile on her face which made me even angrier as I am telling her off. Finally I said, "wipe that smile off your face! Cute doesn't work on me"
She just smiled a little wider and said, "Yes it does Daddy"
I had to stop telling her off at that point because I was trying not to laugh :p
Lambo5688
29-04-07, 07:52 AM
My youngest daughter was about 3 years old when she had gotten into some of my tools and made a huge mess. I was livid because the kids had been told time and time again not to mess with my tools because they could be dangerous. Anyway, I am hopping mad at this point and my daughter is just looking at me with a big smile on her face which made me even angrier as I am telling her off. Finally I said, "wipe that smile off your face! Cute doesn't work on me"
She just smiled a little wider and said, "Yes it does Daddy"
I had to stop telling her off at that point because I was trying not to laugh :p
haha priceless
raging man stopped by little smiling girl
ibn suleman
30-04-07, 08:59 AM
cos we live above our shop..when i was a baby my mum would put me to sleep in the living room with the door closed and then go help out downstairs in the shop for a little while.
and my mum tells me a little while later, she wud hear little thuds and wud find me at the bottom of the stairs and apparantly i cud just abt crawl....so no guesses how i got down the 2 flights of stairs :D
My brother came along ten years after my youngest sister - he's 5 now - and he learnt to talk really quickly coz he found it was no fun being the only one who couldnt in the family :) He loved hearing stories about the funny things us four got up to before he came along - only now he retells them to us beginning with the words 'you know when you were little...' He gets really upset when we tell him he wasnt there and cant understand why he wasnt!
Also he recently told me that the stripes on the pepsi bottle are the same as on aquafresh toothpaste (but inverted) - which put me off both things :rolleyes: and he's the only one in the house who knows how to get the wireless working on my sisters laptop atm - he demands one pound for every button pressed if we want to know how it works - naturally we've resorted to wired connection!
Oh - and here's something that gets all my younger siblings really mad at me lol - Whenever we are fighting for attention from my parents I tell them all that my parents love me best coz I was born first and them lot were not there for them to love - gets them really mad everytime - even the four of them together havnt found a good enough reply yet!
urban_rose
01-05-07, 07:04 PM
cos we live above our shop..when i was a baby my mum would put me to sleep in the living room with the door closed and then go help out downstairs in the shop for a little while.
and my mum tells me a little while later, she wud hear little thuds and wud find me at the bottom of the stairs and apparantly i cud just abt crawl....so no guesses how i got down the 2 flights of stairs :D
:D no wonder you're a bit :wacko: seriously affected you :D
Abdulah
01-05-07, 07:20 PM
He gets really upset when we tell him he wasnt there and cant understand why he wasnt!
!
lol reminds me of my nephew:D
not my kid, but a little 3 year old boy i teach, his father told me that he went to his kaffir grandmothers for dinner, and he told her shes not allowed to eat until she says bismillah, he said it with such sincerity that she heeded his request :D
... he also told me in class last week that hes growing a mustache ( he does have a slight one lol ) and then he told me Allah is a very good muslim, and then he asked me did Allah have a beard, because its very naughty for a muslim not to have one :D lol i put him straight, and congratulated him on his mustache :D
Abdulah
01-05-07, 07:31 PM
not my kid, but a little 3 year old boy i teach, his father told me that he went to his kaffir grandmothers for dinner, and he told her shes not allowed to eat until she says bismillah, he said it with such sincerity that she heeded his request :D
... he also told me in class last week that hes growing a mustache ( he does have a slight one lol ) and then he told me Allah is a very good muslim, and then he asked me did Allah have a beard, because its very naughty for a muslim not to have one :D lol i put him straight, and congratulated him on his mustache :D
this made me smile:) subhanallah
ummbilal
01-05-07, 07:32 PM
mashallah hes cute!!
there's a pair of twins whom i tution on sundays, they're 6 years old and very cheeky!!
a coupla months ago here's how our convo went:
Twin#1: Auntie you wear a ring, does that mean you're married
Me: No... I just like wearing rings...
Twin#2: No way Auntie, it must mean you're married, you're wearing a ring, only married people wear rings
Me: That's not true, u don't have to be married to wear a ring
Twin#2: Auntie u drive a car?
Me: Yes
Twin#1: Then that definately means you're married Auntie, if you got a car and you drive
Twin#2: Yeah auntie you're married innit
Me: No i'm not married, and the car isn't mine i share it (yes i was actually justifying myself to these two cheeky monkeys!)
Twin#2: Auntie you got a house?
Me: yes i live in a house
Twin#1: So u are married auntie u got a house
Me: No i live in a house with my parents
Twin#1: How old are u auntie
Me: 23
Twin#1: rah auntie that's olddd, you should be married
Twin#2: yeah Auntie u suppose to be married by now
It just made me laugh proper, their innocence, determined to find me married!!
lol masha Allah noor watch out theyll be telling people u need a husband next and be match making for u :D
Tahiyah
01-05-07, 11:51 PM
when my daughter was little and was learning the basics of Islam, the 5 pillars,etc. she was learning about paying zakat, she actually thought she heard "the cat" instead of "zakat" she was laughing and wondering about this cat, asking what cat did we have to pay..lol
when my daughter was little and was learning the basics of Islam, the 5 pillars,etc. she was learning about paying zakat, she actually thought she heard "the cat" instead of "zakat" she was laughing and wondering about this cat, asking what cat did we have to pay..lol
:rotfl: masha Allah @ za cat :rotfl:
.: Anna :.
02-05-07, 10:22 AM
there's a pair of twins whom i tution on sundays, they're 6 years old and very cheeky!!
a coupla months ago here's how our convo went:
Twin#1: Auntie you wear a ring, does that mean you're married
Me: No... I just like wearing rings...
Twin#2: No way Auntie, it must mean you're married, you're wearing a ring, only married people wear rings
Me: That's not true, u don't have to be married to wear a ring
Twin#2: Auntie u drive a car?
Me: Yes
Twin#1: Then that definately means you're married Auntie, if you got a car and you drive
Twin#2: Yeah auntie you're married innit
Me: No i'm not married, and the car isn't mine i share it (yes i was actually justifying myself to these two cheeky monkeys!)
Twin#2: Auntie you got a house?
Me: yes i live in a house
Twin#1: So u are married auntie u got a house
Me: No i live in a house with my parents
Twin#1: How old are u auntie
Me: 23
Twin#1: rah auntie that's olddd, you should be married
Twin#2: yeah Auntie u suppose to be married by now
It just made me laugh proper, their innocence, determined to find me married!!
loool that is a good one :D
i like the lil kids determination 2 see u married off rofl
(This isn't about 'my kids' but the 12-13 yr olds I teach) I went to assist a year 8 Humanities lesson today and they've been studying the Hinduism topic. Every pupil was asked to write a reincarnation story which had me worried at first cos' there are some Muslim pupils in that class:rubeyes: I went over to one Muslim boy to see what he'd written and it cracked me right up:D
Basically the story had to start with an individual going about his/her ordinary life, then dying then coming back as someone else... This kid writes his story about "Fighting as a soldier in the army of God against the Americans... then I died with the sword still in my hand at one end and the other end was in an American" :rotfl:
I later realised he hadn't quite caught onto exactly what reincarnation was cos' his story continues that he comes back as a ghost, realises he's invisible and heads back to the battlefield to help his brothers kill more Americans! :bangbang: And yes, his non Muslim Humanities teacher did get a chance to read it.
perfectpearl
02-05-07, 10:17 PM
(This isn't about 'my kids' but the 12-13 yr olds I teach) I went to assist a year 8 Humanities lesson today and they've been studying the Hinduism topic. Every pupil was asked to write a reincarnation story which had me worried at first cos' there are some Muslim pupils in that class:rubeyes: I went over to one Muslim boy to see what he'd written and it cracked me right up:D
Basically the story had to start with an individual going about his/her ordinary life, then dying then coming back as someone else... This kid writes his story about "Fighting as a soldier in the army of God against the Americans... then I died with the sword still in my hand at one end and the other end was in an American" :rotfl:
I later realised he hadn't quite caught onto exactly what reincarnation was cos' his story continues that he comes back as a ghost, realises he's invisible and heads back to the battlefield to help his brothers kill more Americans! :bangbang: And yes, his non Muslim Humanities teacher did get a chance to read it.
lol.....did the kid get in trouble?
No, he didn't get in trouble and his teacher didn't tell him off, but he did point it out to me and I'm sure he made a mental note of it. With time inshallah the kids will learn to be more careful about who they communicate openly with. Oh but it was sooo funny mashallah.
bint_ummi
03-05-07, 12:05 AM
some good stories lol... wa mashallah!
this little boy i met the other night, when him and his mom came he immediatle shakes everyone's hand... it was so cute... he's 4 years old mashallah... i think he learned it from preschool or something... and he did the two hand shake too lol... he skipped an auntie on accident, so when he realized it, he let go of the auntie's hand that he was shaking and shook the other aunties hand... it was so cute... he remembered in a split second, so he only shook the first auntie's hand for a split second...lol wa mashallah... i of course say salaam to him, but i think his mom recently converted, and i didn't even know if the boy was muslim... yeah, so he didn't say anything back and i didn't force it(inshallah usually if someone dosen't say salaam back to me i MAKE them say it back... even if it takes a half an hour...) strangest responses i have gotten to salaam: hi, nooooooo, nooooo mommy, i don't want to say salaam..., bye, mmmmhmmmm, mmmm, nod of the head. they're kinda lame... :(
perfectpearl
03-05-07, 12:37 AM
some good stories lol... wa mashallah!
this little boy i met the other night, when him and his mom came he immediatle shakes everyone's hand... it was so cute... he's 4 years old mashallah... i think he learned it from preschool or something... and he did the two hand shake too lol... he skipped an auntie on accident, so when he realized it, he let go of the auntie's hand that he was shaking and shook the other aunties hand... it was so cute... he remembered in a split second, so he only shook the first auntie's hand for a split second...lol wa mashallah... i of course say salaam to him, but i think his mom recently converted, and i didn't even know if the boy was muslim... yeah, so he didn't say anything back and i didn't force it(inshallah usually if someone dosen't say salaam back to me i MAKE them say it back... even if it takes a half an hour...) strangest responses i have gotten to salaam: hi, nooooooo, nooooo mommy, i don't want to say salaam..., bye, mmmmhmmmm, mmmm, nod of the head. they're kinda lame... :(
lol.....FORCE is POWER :D
Oh - and here's something that gets all my younger siblings really mad at me lol - Whenever we are fighting for attention from my parents I tell them all that my parents love me best coz I was born first and them lot were not there for them to love - gets them really mad everytime - even the four of them together havnt found a good enough reply yet!
My oldest daughter tried that too but my oldest son put her in her place. He told her that wasn't true and that when she was born we said, "we gotta try again because we know we can do better then this" :rotfl:
My oldest daughter tried that too but my oldest son put her in her place. He told her that wasn't true and that when she was born we said, "we gotta try again because we know we can do better then this" :rotfl:
Note to self: never let younger siblings read this post!! :D
Note to self: never let younger siblings read this post!! :D
too late...I emailed them a copy :p
Another time my oldest made a comment to my youngest about us loving her more then the rest because she had been here the longest. My second youngest daughter piped up with, "that just means they have had longer to get really mad at you"
too late...I emailed them a copy :p
Another time my oldest made a comment to my youngest about us loving her more then the rest because she had been here the longest. My second youngest daughter piped up with, "that just means they have had longer to get really mad at you"
lol - my parents never got really mad at me - as far as I can remember! it was prob coz I was such a lovely sweet little girl :D
Heres another funny story - when my sis was about two i think, she had just had a bath and my mum took her into her room to get her dressed. She left her sitting on the bed for less than a minute and got the shock of her life when she came back in the room. My sis knew my mum would put a little talcum powder over her so she had grabbed the stuff and decided to have a go herself. She was literally cover from head to toe in the stuff - her hair was completely white, as were her eyelashes - you could just see her little brown eyes! My parents had to bath her about six times to get the stuff off! The funny thing now is that out of us all she has the fairest skin tone and hair colour - so we tell her its because of the talcum powder :)
sunrise
03-05-07, 12:05 PM
lol - my parents never got really mad at me - as far as I can remember! it was prob coz I was such a lovely sweet little girl :D
Heres another funny story - when my sis was about two i think, she had just had a bath and my mum took her into her room to get her dressed. She left her sitting on the bed for less than a minute and got the shock of her life when she came back in the room. My sis knew my mum would put a little talcum powder over her so she had grabbed the stuff and decided to have a go herself. She was literally cover from head to toe in the stuff - her hair was completely white, as were her eyelashes - you could just see her little brown eyes! My parents had to bath her about six times to get the stuff off! The funny thing now is that out of us all she has the fairest skin tone and hair colour - so we tell her its because of the talcum powder :)
loool aww alhamdulilah she never ate it or something like that!
A funny story well it wasn't funny for me lol...i was baby sitting at a mates house and i was playing 'hide and seek' with her daugther and cause i was baby sitting like 3 kids (NEVER do this one is enough lol) one of the other children called me and i turned my head like for 3 seconds and i turned back to check on the baby and she was GONE!!!
I was going to have a panick attack we were in the living room and all doors were closed and there was a baby safety door so there was noway she could have crawled out!:rubeyes:
Anyways after like 30 seconds i hear crying coming from behind the living room door, she had crawled behind the door i think she wanted to join us in hide and seek and when nobody found her she started to cry:(
But alhamdulilah she was okay afterwards and i let the others play while my eyes stayed glued on her. SubhanAllah parenthood is:inlove: but man parents must get panick attacks hourly lol
bint_ummi
06-05-07, 02:19 AM
loool aww alhamdulilah she never ate it or something like that!
A funny story well it wasn't funny for me lol...i was baby sitting at a mates house and i was playing 'hide and seek' with her daugther and cause i was baby sitting like 3 kids (NEVER do this one is enough lol) one of the other children called me and i turned my head like for 3 seconds and i turned back to check on the baby and she was GONE!!!
I was going to have a panick attack we were in the living room and all doors were closed and there was a baby safety door so there was noway she could have crawled out!:rubeyes:
Anyways after like 30 seconds i hear crying coming from behind the living room door, she had crawled behind the door i think she wanted to join us in hide and seek and when nobody found her she started to cry:(
But alhamdulilah she was okay afterwards and i let the others play while my eyes stayed glued on her. SubhanAllah parenthood is:inlove: but man parents must get panick attacks hourly lol
oh no!!!
today i went to a wedding, and i was holding my friend's baby, and she wouldn't come to me, so i gave her my bangles lol... and she came to me... and shes going "mama, mama, mama" like shes wanting her mommy, but i'm just pretending not to hear her, and life is good inshallah lol... i ended up giving her to someone else, but i got her back cause she remembered they were my bangles lol... i still have to get them back though... that masjid was so amazing mashallah... partitions in front of every doorway mashallah and my friend told me that the glass in the front of the girl's section was tinted(i didn't see it, but i forgot to look, i was too busy messing up my salah because i joined late and i still can't figure out how to join late...(and the carpet in the masjid was so soft mashallah!)
ABDELTAWWAB
06-05-07, 04:52 PM
oh no!!!
i ended up giving her to someone else, but i got her back cause she remembered they were my bangles lol... i still have to get them back though...
:insha: in'shaa'ALLAH
:salams Ukhtee Bint_Ummi :D
sunrise
06-05-07, 05:19 PM
oh no!!!
today i went to a wedding, and i was holding my friend's baby, and she wouldn't come to me, so i gave her my bangles lol... and she came to me... and shes going "mama, mama, mama" like shes wanting her mommy, but i'm just pretending not to hear her, and life is good inshallah lol... i ended up giving her to someone else, but i got her back cause she remembered they were my bangles lol... i still have to get them back though... that masjid was so amazing mashallah... partitions in front of every doorway mashallah and my friend told me that the glass in the front of the girl's section was tinted(i didn't see it, but i forgot to look, i was too busy messing up my salah because i joined late and i still can't figure out how to join late...(and the carpet in the masjid was so soft mashallah!)
lol yeah you always have to bribe children if you want something from them lol i've given children my eyes, my phone, money anything and everything lol and if you don't watch them they will loose interest drop it somewhere and if u ask them where is it they'll say 'i don't know lol'...and you'll be stranded outside the door...
My nephew is funny.... he won't go to any man who hasn't got a beard, he'll start crying.. takes him a coupla hours to get settled with an unbearded man.
we were in southall at the weekend n my sis said to my mum - does that restaurant serve halal food? My little bro looked out the car window n said ' no it doesnt - theres no ladies wearing scarves in there' :D
My nephew is funny.... he won't go to any man who hasn't got a beard, he'll start crying.. takes him a coupla hours to get settled with an unbearded man.
forgot to mention, he's only 13 months old!
forgot to mention, he's only 13 months old!
awww masha allah
kids are great at this age...they haven't learned how to say "no" yet...once they learn that...it's all down hill from there...and then they become teenagers :p
lol my five year old cousin was lecturing me about how much better frozen fruits taste compared to regular ones when i was preparing a blended drink. i don't know maybe you have to be there...i find it funny lol
any of you ever lectured by a child? it's just really funny to have that happen.
any of you ever lectured by a child? it's just really funny to have that happen.
my niece always lectures me 'aunty ******,you have to listen to yourself, you have to be good' :rolleyes:
not funny but :D
one of my uncles lives in atalanta and his son goes to pre-school/play-school/nursery or (whatever it's called :p - he's four years old) His son is the only Muslim at the school, and one day the dad recieved a phonecall from the teacher telling him that his son had put down some towels and sheets on the floor and had lined up his classmates, and he stood in front of them on a seperate towel, and that he was doing various movements and the rest were following him!
the teacher thought the boy was a little crazy and called the parents in...my uncle had to explain what he was doing was Salah!
Masha'Allah! he's only four and already giving daw'ah! it shows the impact that parents and a good home can have on a child!
Subhanallah, what a gem. Mashallah.
there's a pair of twins whom i tution on sundays, they're 6 years old and very cheeky!!
a coupla months ago here's how our convo went:
Twin#1: Auntie you wear a ring, does that mean you're married
Me: No... I just like wearing rings...
Twin#2: No way Auntie, it must mean you're married, you're wearing a ring, only married people wear rings
Me: That's not true, u don't have to be married to wear a ring
Twin#2: Auntie u drive a car?
Me: Yes
Twin#1: Then that definately means you're married Auntie, if you got a car and you drive
Twin#2: Yeah auntie you're married innit
Me: No i'm not married, and the car isn't mine i share it (yes i was actually justifying myself to these two cheeky monkeys!)
Twin#2: Auntie you got a house?
Me: yes i live in a house
Twin#1: So u are married auntie u got a house
Me: No i live in a house with my parents
Twin#1: How old are u auntie
Me: 23
Twin#1: rah auntie that's olddd, you should be married
Twin#2: yeah Auntie u suppose to be married by now
It just made me laugh proper, their innocence, determined to find me married!!
:rotfl: Kids are far too clued up and concious of these things nowadays. :smack:
any of you ever lectured by a child? it's just really funny to have that happen.
Yeh by a 3/4 yr old lybian kid who was banging on the table with his fist while screaming at me bout how Qadafi is kaafir and will go to hell and its haraam to like him. Me: :|:rubeyes:
bint_ummi
09-05-07, 07:38 PM
My nephew is funny.... he won't go to any man who hasn't got a beard, he'll start crying.. takes him a coupla hours to get settled with an unbearded man.
MASHALLAH!!!
bint_ummi
09-05-07, 07:45 PM
Yeh by a 3/4 yr old lybian kid who was banging on the table with his fist while screaming at me bout how Qadafi is kaafir and will go to hell and its haraam to like him. Me: :|:rubeyes:
lol....
children are so cute masha'allah. they try to be just like everyone they see around them, but their innocence wont let them-mashallah they don't have the anger behind it to support their thoughts, but they imitate anyways... mashallah
dhakiyya
10-05-07, 08:14 PM
Cute things Ruqayya (age 9.5 months mashaAllah) has done recently:
She likes to play with socks. A few times now I've noticed her playing with little baby socks which were hung on a clothes horse too high for her to reach. Yesterday mashaAllah I found out how she gets them, she crawls to the clothes horse, grabs one of the legs n shakes it, and little baby socks fall off :love: - also she likes to grab an item of clothing from it, crawl away with it and sit there chewing it. Sometimes I find her sitting under the clothes horse surrounded by clothes :love:
Another thing she's started doing, sometimes she picks up bits of fluff and other bits off the floor and starts chewing them, so I find her chewing something and stick my finger in her mouth to fish it out. The other day, she's started crawling up to me and sticking her little baby finger in my mouth :love: and yesterday she crawled up to me and blew a raspberry on my arm lol :p then stuck her finger in my mouth. Cause I do "raspberry kisses" on her sometimes lol :p she's a little mummy copier lol :p she likes to copy mummy :love:
sunrise
10-05-07, 10:29 PM
Cute things Ruqayya (age 9.5 months mashaAllah) has done recently:
She likes to play with socks. A few times now I've noticed her playing with little baby socks which were hung on a clothes horse too high for her to reach. Yesterday mashaAllah I found out how she gets them, she crawls to the clothes horse, grabs one of the legs n shakes it, and little baby socks fall off :love: - also she likes to grab an item of clothing from it, crawl away with it and sit there chewing it. Sometimes I find her sitting under the clothes horse surrounded by clothes :love:
Another thing she's started doing, sometimes she picks up bits of fluff and other bits off the floor and starts chewing them, so I find her chewing something and stick my finger in her mouth to fish it out. The other day, she's started crawling up to me and sticking her little baby finger in my mouth :love: and yesterday she crawled up to me and blew a raspberry on my arm lol :p then stuck her finger in my mouth. Cause I do "raspberry kisses" on her sometimes lol :p she's a little mummy copier lol :p she likes to copy mummy :love:
awwwww sooo sweet mashAllah
yeah my aunties daugther used to be like that she used to chew anything so everyone would be fishing things out of her mouth
SubhanAllah babies r sooo clever! aparently i used to like to open teh front door and i use to climb on the shoes rack and open it with my mouth lol :o imagine i cld have let strangers in:eek:
Lambo5688
11-05-07, 06:47 AM
awwwww sooo sweet mashAllah
yeah my aunties daugther used to be like that she used to chew anything so everyone would be fishing things out of her mouth
SubhanAllah babies r sooo clever! aparently i used to like to open teh front door and i use to climb on the shoes rack and open it with my mouth lol :o imagine i cld have let strangers in:eek:
Thas nothing,
I used to make my cousins into donkeys. And I made them eat rice out of a plate, and they couldn't use their hands.
And I tied them to doorknobs with some string thing that you put in shalwar kameez.
muhaha
not my kids thankfully, but i just asked the class today:
what do you call a person who visits from a different country?
kid: a terrorist
:smack:
Irfan GBH
11-05-07, 04:52 PM
My relatives always tell me about this time wehn I was a baby, visiting India, just learned to walk. It was pretty soon that I learned to run, and my grandad couldn't keep up with me and he couldn't figure out where I'd gone. Turns out I was following this guy selling icecream, he noticed me before he got to a busy road and recognised me and had his son take me home. I'm guessing the folks had a big fright that day :D
5 yr old at school where i work, when entering the toilet:
'Oh Allah, please protect me from males and females and devils and myself'
:D :D lol
--------------------------------
Same kid:
He sees this worker/builder guy at the school with long blonde hair.
Bilal: Hi
man:Hi
Bilal:I like your hair :D :D :D
Man: aww thanks :D :D
Bilal walks into room:
Bilal: OH MY GOD....HE LOOKS LIKE A GIRL AHAHAHA
Me: BILAL SSSHHHH[door is still open!] :smack:
urban_rose
11-05-07, 06:19 PM
5 yr old at school where i work, when entering the toilet:
'Oh Allah, please protect me from males and females and devils and myself'
:D :D lol
:rotfl: aww, bless :D
souljaa
11-05-07, 06:38 PM
Thas nothing,
I used to make my cousins into donkeys. And I made them eat rice out of a plate, and they couldn't use their hands.
And I tied them to doorknobs with some string thing that you put in shalwar kameez.
muhaha
Lol that reminds me...If my nephew starts getting annoying i get a scarf and tie his legs to the coffee table...He starts getting all :( and then manages to get out of it :rubeyes:
sunrise
11-05-07, 06:41 PM
Thas nothing,
I used to make my cousins into donkeys. And I made them eat rice out of a plate, and they couldn't use their hands.
And I tied them to doorknobs with some string thing that you put in shalwar kameez.
muhaha
lol well i said clever not stupid:D (lol kidding)
urban_rose
11-05-07, 07:54 PM
Lol that reminds me...If my nephew starts getting annoying i get a scarf and tie his legs to the coffee table...He starts getting all :( and then manages to get out of it :rubeyes:
bicharo nephew, you're always tying him up :(
:D
Lambo5688
11-05-07, 08:42 PM
lol well i said clever not stupid:D (lol kidding)
:buttkick: it wasn't stupid.....it was fun. What you did was stupid...letting strangers in!!!
souljaa
11-05-07, 08:51 PM
bicharo nephew, you're always tying him up :(
:D
Nah once in a blue moon but i think i'll have to do it more often now cos he's getting older lol...:D
Cute things Ruqayya (age 9.5 months mashaAllah) has done recently:
She likes to play with socks. A few times now I've noticed her playing with little baby socks which were hung on a clothes horse too high for her to reach. Yesterday mashaAllah I found out how she gets them, she crawls to the clothes horse, grabs one of the legs n shakes it, and little baby socks fall off :love: - also she likes to grab an item of clothing from it, crawl away with it and sit there chewing it. Sometimes I find her sitting under the clothes horse surrounded by clothes :love:
Another thing she's started doing, sometimes she picks up bits of fluff and other bits off the floor and starts chewing them, so I find her chewing something and stick my finger in her mouth to fish it out. The other day, she's started crawling up to me and sticking her little baby finger in my mouth :love: and yesterday she crawled up to me and blew a raspberry on my arm lol :p then stuck her finger in my mouth. Cause I do "raspberry kisses" on her sometimes lol :p she's a little mummy copier lol :p she likes to copy mummy :love:
masha allah
I took my grandson Eric(6 yrs old) to the grocery store and as we were going through the check out, he noticed the checkout girl and said, in a very loud voice, "Grandpa, she's pretty...you should marry her" The girl went beet red and I said, "Well I think that grandma might have a thing or two to say about that" :p
ummbilal
12-05-07, 10:01 AM
mashallah kids are so funny and embaracing and hey bro you know u can have 4 wives..!
Ive posted this in another thread...but just re-watched it bout 5 times....she's TOO cute ahaha...getting told off by her dad! He's saying 'thats it...not a word!' and she's going on and on..then makes dua...ameen ameen ameen hahahahaha BEAUTIFUL MASHALLAH. The man sounds like my friends dad haha!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W9naRErdljI&mode=related&search
.: Anna :.
12-05-07, 09:03 PM
this one is cute aswell masha allah :)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0HssF9dyRvQ&mode=related&search=
ummbilal
12-05-07, 09:21 PM
mashallah cutie kids, but i wouldnt pit my children on youtube for all to look at.
mashallah kids are so funny and embaracing and hey bro you know u can have 4 wives..!
LOL I know but I have enough trouble keeping one happy :p
4 wives would kill me :p
my lil one hardly ever finishes his fruit that i put in his packed lunch and now he wouldnt finish of his dinner, so i sed to him, if he doesnt eat wats good for him, he isnt gona grow up strong and went on to say:
*pointing to his arms*
"look u got no ,muscles, so eat"
now he isnt talking to me :(
dhakiyya
15-05-07, 08:14 PM
Me and hubby were praying Asr earlier, and Ruqayya was crawling around whilst we prayed... she did the usual crawling between each of us, sitting on one or other prayer mats, that kind of thing, then as we were standing for one of the rakas, she crawled between my husband's legs lol :love: then the same rakat he stayed in sujood for aaaaaages and I'm in sujood thinking "whats keeping him??" and I remembered the hadeeth (you know the one :p) and eventually he said "Allahu akbar" n we carried on praying. Then after we finished praying, he started laughing cause during th prayer Ruqayya was crawling by putting her hands on this plastic laminated thing and sliding it along the floor with just her legs moving, (I didn't see this lol) and also he said that he was in sujood for so long cause Ruqayya was leaning on his shoulder :love:
dhakiyya
15-05-07, 08:16 PM
Also, going back to her antics with clothes horses, today mashaAllah I went into the kitchen for a bit then came back and found her under the clothes horse, surrounded by daddy's socks. There was a lot of different clothes on the clothes horse, but she'd selected only daddy's socks to pull down lol :p
mashallah at ruqayyah, she sounds adorable :inlove:
Na'eemah
15-05-07, 08:57 PM
The next door neighbour came round our house, and he was talking to my neice who is 2 and saying bye etc etc, neice said bye back and then she said 'naughty, he's not wearing jeans' cos he had shorts on :rofl1:
sunrise
15-05-07, 09:01 PM
my lil one hardly ever finishes his fruit that i put in his packed lunch and now he wouldnt finish of his dinner, so i sed to him, if he doesnt eat wats good for him, he isnt gona grow up strong and went on to say:
*pointing to his arms*
"look u got no ,muscles, so eat"
now he isnt talking to me :(
awwwww:(
was just showing my bro the smilies here and he came up with cute names for them - here are some
:coolbro:bumblebee smiley lol
:zzz: bedtime smiley
:jkk: and :lailah: are 'muslim smilies'
:bangbang: black power ranger smiley
:boom: yellow power ranger smiley
:up: good work smiley
:blobblue: jumping smiley
:nono: don't smiley
:ragepc: fridge smiley (didnt get how that could be but he insisted it was...)
:torture: hanging smiley with other trying to get him down!
:banghead: dinner smiley lol
bint_ummi
19-05-07, 05:00 PM
lol... interesting... i love children's minds... they're so amazing mashallah
i went upstairs to tuck my lil one into bed and out of knowhere he jumped out and scared the living daylights out of me (not the 1st time) , i got angry and told him off........my hearts still racing ....:nervous:
my baby's boring at the moment, it doesnt do much apart from drink milk, sleep and dirty his nappy :(
my baby's boring at the moment, it doesnt do much apart from drink milk, sleep and dirty his nappy :(
maybe cos it has no eyes and mouth, or nose or ears *evil laugh* :outta:
maybe cos it has no eyes and mouth, or nose or ears *evil laugh* :outta:
he does too :torture:the camera was bad quality it doesnt pick up details :(
my baby's boring at the moment, it doesnt do much apart from drink milk, sleep and dirty his nappy :(
enjoy it while it lasts :D Once they learn the word "no", it's all downhill from there :p
dhakiyya
20-05-07, 02:33 PM
enjoy it while it lasts :D Once they learn the word "no", it's all downhill from there :p
They don't actually need to learn the word "no" - all they need to do is learn how to turn over and crawl away (e.g. whilst having their nappy changed). Yesterday my little sweetie pie :fairy: rolled off the changing mat and then sat down on the carpet with her bottom all pooey whilst I was attempting to change her nappy!!! Alhamdulillah my mum was there so she cleaned the carpet whilst I pinned Ruqayya down and cleaned her bottom and put a new nappy on her!!!
They don't actually need to learn the word "no" - all they need to do is learn how to turn over and crawl away (e.g. whilst having their nappy changed). Yesterday my little sweetie pie :fairy: rolled off the changing mat and then sat down on the carpet with her bottom all pooey whilst I was attempting to change her nappy!!! Alhamdulillah my mum was there so she cleaned the carpet whilst I pinned Ruqayya down and cleaned her bottom and put a new nappy on her!!!
LOL trust me...that is nothing compared to the stress of raising teenagers :D
I was thinking about this one today and thought I would share it with you all:
When we first moved to BC we lived for 4 years in a town called Malakwa(pronounced Mal-a-kwa) Malakwa is a Shuswap native word that means either lots of mosquitoes or big mosquitoes. Our last summer had been really bad. It was a wet year and the kids could not go outdoors because they were getting bitten so badly.
When I announced to the family that I wanted to move, there was some resistance because the kids didn't want to leave their friends/school etc... so a major selling point of mine was that the new place was a lot drier and there were no mosquitoes.
I came home from work one day to see a very disgruntled 6 year old sitting on the steps waiting for me. I asked her what was wrong and she yelled, "You lied to me!"
I asked her, "What about?"
"You told me there were no mosquitoes here," she said in a very indignant tone, "and I found ONE!!!" as she held out her hand to show me the squished mosquitoe that had tried to bite her.
My wife told me that she had sat out there for 2 hours waiting to tell me off :p
ummbilal
24-05-07, 09:14 PM
mashallah dont underestimate your childs ability/memory, i used to say to my little man
"If you go to sleep like a good boy I'll take you to the park tomorrow inshaallah"
we had to go man, come rain or hail....he always remembered!!
i went upstairs to tuck my lil one into bed and out of knowhere he jumped out and scared the living daylights out of me (not the 1st time) , i got angry and told him off........my hearts still racing ....:nervous:
lol little minx, my little bro used to do that to me wait for me in the dark and jump out on me when i came out of the bathroom :eek: i thought i was going to die of fright at the time loool
Assalamu alaikum
Something a yr1 kid said bout his yr3 sister whome i teach, she has been absent for more than a week and when he was asked where she was he said : 'The chicken came and gave her pox' HAHAHA ...now i tease the girl who is back in school with a spotty face lol...'so did the chicken give u pox?' hehe
ibn suleman
25-05-07, 08:39 AM
Assalamu alaikum
Something a yr1 kid said bout his yr3 sister whome i teach, she has been absent for more than a week and when he was asked where she was he said : 'The chicken came and gave her pox' HAHAHA ...now i tease the girl who is back in school with a spotty face lol...'so did the chicken give u pox?' hehe
looool :D
teachers are mean :p
souljaa
25-05-07, 10:49 AM
About 2 days ago, my nephew went out of his parents sight in the house...And his father was proper panicking asking my mother and everyone that 'Where's the baby? Where's the baby?'...Lol he was acting as if someone just came into the house and snatched him so we're all panicking and we're looking for him...We found him in the living room sitting in the corner quietly lol and when he's mother found him, he was laughing and smiling at us lol...I think he likes that special attention
About 2 days ago, my nephew went out of his parents sight in the house...And his father was proper panicking asking my mother and everyone that 'Where's the baby? Where's the baby?'...Lol he was acting as if someone just came into the house and snatched him so we're all panicking and we're looking for him...We found him in the living room sitting in the corner quietly lol and when he's mother found him, he was laughing and smiling at us lol...I think he likes that special attention
bless once my lil sis did that...she was in the corner of the room nehind the table yet watcj=hing us all run up and down frantically shouting 'sam! sam! do u wanna go to the shops ?? Do u wanna go to mama's house??'
She sat watching us from that corner until I heard her laughing quietly :smack:...
OK here's another stry of my nephew, this is actually quite disturbing if u imagine things as u read :)
We were all in the garden on a wonderful sunny day. My nephew was playing in the grass with the toys, as kids do. Not long before, he was moaning for sweets but we didnt give him any 'coz he as way too many.
Anyway, as we were sat sipping our drinks, Nabeel says 'i got a sweet', without giving us time to see what this sweet is he put it into his mouth. After the taste relaxed onto his buds, he spat it out saying, 'shuyt moza nai' which means the sweet isn't nice and started crying because he realised he put a creature, what we found was a snail, into his mouth.
Bless! We washed his mouth and sed 'naughty snail! naughty snail!'..
:rolleyes:
souljaa
25-05-07, 11:21 AM
bless once my lil sis did that...she was in the corner of the room nehind the table yet watcj=hing us all run up and down frantically shouting 'sam! sam! do u wanna go to the shops ?? Do u wanna go to mama's house??'
She sat watching us from that corner until I heard her laughing quietly :smack:...
OK here's another stry of my nephew, this is actually quite disturbing if u imagine things as u read :)
We were all in the garden on a wonderful sunny day. My nephew was playing in the grass with the toys, as kids do. Not long before, he was moaning for sweets but we didnt give him any 'coz he as way too many.
Anyway, as we were sat sipping our drinks, Nabeel says 'i got a sweet', without giving us time to see what this sweet is he put it into his mouth. After the taste relaxed onto his buds, he spat it out saying, 'shuyt moza nai' which means the sweet isn't nice and started crying because he realised he put a creature, what we found was a snail, into his mouth.
Bless! he became teary and we washed his mouth and sed 'naughty snail! naughty snail!'..
:rolleyes:
Lol urgh :vomit:...Nephews always doing that...He notices the smallest of things on the floor and quickly puts it in his mouth
:D I love my niece hafash- shes basically a drama queen and a complete clown (shes also mashaAllah very very bright and at the age of 3 knew surahs and duas). Anyway shes the eldest of 4 (soon to be 5 inshaAllah-loll) and sometimes she cant help but be quite "mumsified."
My cousin was getting the little baby ready one day and she said to hafsah.."you put your own coat on and help Aisha get hers on too." Well Hafsa was in a bit of a tantrumy mood that day and wanted her mum's attention! So in a strop she argued back saying,"No i want you to do it for me," to which my cousin replied, "Mummy is busy with Dawood, youre a big girl now do it yourself." KNow what Hafsah said? :D loool.. wait for it....
"If you cant look after us, why do you have soo many children?" :rofl1: :rofl1: my cousin fought back laughter but inside she was dyingg! aaahhh love Hafsa... shes classic! :D
:D I love my niece hafash- shes basically a drama queen and a complete clown (shes also mashaAllah very very bright and at the age of 3 knew surahs and duas). Anyway shes the eldest of 4 (soon to be 5 inshaAllah-loll) and sometimes she cant help but be quite "mumsified."
My cousin was getting the little baby ready one day and she said to hafsah.."you put your own coat on and help Aisha get hers on too." Well Hafsa was in a bit of a tantrumy mood that day and wanted her mum's attention! So in a strop she argued back saying,"No i want you to do it for me," to which my cousin replied, "Mummy is busy with Dawood, youre a big girl now do it yourself." KNow what Hafsah said? :D loool.. wait for it....
"If you cant look after us, why do you have soo many children?" :rofl1: :rofl1: my cousin fought back laughter but inside she was dyingg! aaahhh love Hafsa... shes classic! :D
Awwwww:inlove:
how old is she?
Awwwww:inlove:
how old is she?
:) She's 5 in July inshaAllah! Soo intelligent for her age though.. shes the sweetest thing ever... She sent me a card (a picture that she drew herself) in the post to me :o cos she was remebering me. She has a habit of being stroppy with me when she first sees me, pokes me about and then when its time for me to go home she doesnt want me to go! :smack:
Reminds me of another story about my little nephew Muhamed Uzair! :D We (the whole family) was invited to someone's engagement. Funnily enough halls are always located near to shops! :p convenient for the kids who bug their parents to let them go buy junk!
Anyway, it was time to leave and i saw him playing near the door with some other kids... he ran up to me and said he was looking for his mummy cos he wanted to go to the shop! (They do it on purpose.,. they know if they come to me i'll take them)! So anyway, i took hold of his hand and took him to the shops. He picked up mulkyway magic stars and then i asked him if he wants a kinder surprise :D (all kids love those man, for gods sake you get a toy in it) :hidban:
He was so chuffed that he put his arns around my neck and gave me a kiss. We walked out the shop- me still holding his hand and he goes to me... "do you want me to marry you masi." :rofl1: i just held back my laughter, smiled at him and said, "Its ok Uzair, you can just be my little baby instead." :inlove:
This thread is great! making me remember so much stuff we used to get up to as kids too!
^^ sweeet :inlove: :inlove: :inlove:
she's pnly 5 :eek: :inlove:
And ya nephew asked u to marry im :inlove: again...sooo cute
btw I loooove kinder surprise...I love buying it for the kids coz I know they only after the toy..and so i can enjoy the chocolaate!!
^^ sweeet :inlove: :inlove: :inlove:
she's pnly 5 :eek: :inlove:
And ya nephew asked u to marry im :inlove: again...sooo cute
btw I loooove kinder surprise...I love buying it for the kids coz I know they only after the toy..and so i can enjoy the chocolaate!!
:inlove: tell me about it! Aaahh such innocence and honesty only comes from kids! :D
YEH! shes 5 in a month and a bit! :eek: but shess ssoo wise! Ohh her latest is.. she refuses to go to school without her hijab! :rofl1: how sweet! and when she goes out wearing a dress and just tights, she keeps pulling at her dress cos she feels nakid! looooooll
yeh he did ;) cheeky monkey that he is!
hahaha sounds like me!
:inlove: tell me about it! Aaahh such innocence and honesty only comes from kids! :D
YEH! shes 5 in a month and a bit! :eek: but shess ssoo wise! Ohh her latest is.. she refuses to go to school without her hijab! :rofl1: how sweet! and when she goes out wearing a dress and just tights, she keeps pulling at her dress cos she feels nakid! looooooll
yeh he did ;) cheeky monkey that he is!
hahaha sounds like me!
Subhanallah .. for a 5 years old .. Thats very good :up:
Subhanallah .. for a 5 years old .. Thats very good :up:
:) yeh mashaAllah May Allah (swt) make her amongst the best of His creation! Ameen. She really is a wonderful little girl :o
:) yeh mashaAllah May Allah (swt) make her amongst the best of His creation! Ameen. She really is a wonderful little girl :o
Ameen ... Im sure she is. Shame about some though isnt it joke ... :outta:
Ameen ... Im sure she is. Shame about some though isnt it joke ... :outta:
:eek: and you call me mean?!!? Youre getting cheeky faisy! *thinking of fed-exing tut/fairy thingy to your future wife so she can convince you to wear it* :rofl1:
:rotfl:
ameen, that girl is very wise mashaAllah!!
souljaa
05-06-07, 08:09 PM
My nephew was justsat on my lap playing away in own little world and all of a sudden i felt my hand feel really really warm and it was like :eek3:...Checked my hand and turns out he was sick all over my hand and my trousers :mad:
dhakiyya
05-06-07, 08:14 PM
aww bless lol :p poor you :p
souljaa
05-06-07, 08:23 PM
Why do babies be sick for anyway?
sunrise
05-06-07, 08:26 PM
My nephew was justsat on my lap playing away in own little world and all of a sudden i felt my hand feel really really warm and it was like :eek3:...Checked my hand and turns out he was sick all over my hand and my trousers :mad:
lool ditto!
yesterday i was at my neighbours house and i was holding her 2month old son:inlove: anyways all of a sudden he went:vomit:on my jilbab...twas so much it soaked down to my trousers lool
i had 2 go home and get changed:torture:
My nephew was justsat on my lap playing away in own little world and all of a sudden i felt my hand feel really really warm and it was like :eek3:...Checked my hand and turns out he was sick all over my hand and my trousers :mad:
awww...*holds moth shut*...:*rofl*..can't help it!!
souljaa
05-06-07, 08:28 PM
Lol haha, it's proper annoying though and cute as well in some sort of deluded way... He just turned 1 today as well mashAllah...Must be his new age thing or something lol
lool ditto!
yesterday i was at my neighbours house and i was holding her 2month old son:inlove: anyways all of a sudden he went:vomit:on my jilbab...twas so much it soaked down to my trousers lool
i had 2 go home and get changed:torture:
Ditto, Oh that's happened to me!!
K h a l i l
05-06-07, 08:40 PM
Yeah.. everyone's talking about their sons, daughters, neices and nephewws and friends children and etc etc
Im not old enough to have or know any of those lil kids..
But I am young enough to remember myself doing something once...
I was about 5 years old
I went to the mosque with my dad once.. and met this non-muslim boy about my age.. playing around outside..
I told him to come with me and pray.. So the imam was leading maghrib salah (i think it was maghrib) and we were both just copying what everyone else was doing..
When it came to the tashahud.. the boy whispered to me "what are we supposed to be saying"... so I told him to move his finger up and down.. and say "psss" "psss" Psss"...
Yeah.. everyone's talking about their sons, daughters, neices and nephewws and friends children and etc etc
Im not old enough to have or know any of those lil kids..
But I am young enough to remember myself doing something once...
I was about 5 years old
I went to the mosque with my dad once.. and met this non-muslim boy about my age.. playing around outside..
I told him to come with me and pray.. So the imam was leading maghrib salah (i think it was maghrib) and we were both just copying what everyone else was doing..
When it came to the tashahud.. the boy whispered to me "what are we supposed to be saying"... so I told him to move his finger up and down.. and say "psss" "psss" Psss"...
Awww MashaAllah u guys were kids...bbless BarakAllahu feeka Ameen :love:...seems like something my lil nephew'd do *Rolls Eyes*
Lol I just laughed to the extent that I started coughing...*smiles now*
My nephew was justsat on my lap playing away in own little world and all of a sudden i felt my hand feel really really warm and it was like :eek3:...Checked my hand and turns out he was sick all over my hand and my trousers :mad:
I should know, but what's his name again?
sunrise
05-06-07, 10:52 PM
Lol haha, it's proper annoying though and cute as well in some sort of deluded way... He just turned 1 today as well mashAllah...Must be his new age thing or something lol
lol he's only 2months so it's ok..i was so concerned he was going to choke so i held his body forwards lol
Ditto, Oh that's happened to me!!
yep i think anyone who has held a young child esp after feeding can relate to this
.: Anna :.
05-06-07, 11:18 PM
Yeah.. everyone's talking about their sons, daughters, neices and nephewws and friends children and etc etc
Im not old enough to have or know any of those lil kids..
But I am young enough to remember myself doing something once...
I was about 5 years old
I went to the mosque with my dad once.. and met this non-muslim boy about my age.. playing around outside..
I told him to come with me and pray.. So the imam was leading maghrib salah (i think it was maghrib) and we were both just copying what everyone else was doing..
When it came to the tashahud.. the boy whispered to me "what are we supposed to be saying"... so I told him to move his finger up and down.. and say "psss" "psss" Psss"...lol masha allah that one is cute
I know a story of a handsome father going bald coz his child with cancer had to have his head shaven or the hair had fall off. It is sad but the courage shown by his father is awsome.
so i was at islamic class, and the teacher is talking about how boys and girls should dress and what is prohibited.
teacher: ".......and girls should not wear tight fitting clothes...."
*7yr old boy, very enthusiastically and in urgency puts his hand up straightaway*
boy: "miss!, miss!, i know what those girls are called miss! i know!"
teacher: "yes go on"
Boy: they are called sexy!!
i cannot decribe the teacher's face at this comment..... :p
:rubeyes::rubeyes::rubeyes::rubeyes:
urban_rose
18-06-07, 01:32 PM
MG, :eek: :rotfl:
MG, :eek: :rotfl:
for real, he is so clever , he normally knows the answer to evrything mashallah, evryone jus fell silent and the teacher didnt really wanna tell him off incase she breaks his confidence, so she jus gently sed , that this wrong lol
ibn suleman
18-06-07, 01:37 PM
:eek: :rotfl:
reminds me of the incident where my sis in law was teaching..and she held up a kiwi fruit and asked the kids what it was...one kid apparantly very enthusiastically said..."me, me, miss ..i know, i know....it's a bikini fruit! :rotfl: :D
urban_rose
18-06-07, 01:39 PM
:eek: :rotfl:
reminds me of the incident where my sis in law was teaching..and she held up a kiwi fruit and asked the kids what it was...one kid apparantly very enthusiastically said..."me, me, miss ..i know, i know....it's a bikini fruit! :rotfl: :D
:rubeyes: :rotfl:
bintadam
18-06-07, 01:50 PM
children r funi. my cuzin she's 7...my mum was sayin 2 me how she needs a timetable for some channel on TV, n my cuzin says to my mum, i have time tables up to 12 in my room...u can have 1 aunty.
.: Anna :.
18-06-07, 02:47 PM
looool MG that is jokes
:eek: :rotfl:
reminds me of the incident where my sis in law was teaching..and she held up a kiwi fruit and asked the kids what it was...one kid apparantly very enthusiastically said..."me, me, miss ..i know, i know....it's a bikini fruit! :rotfl: :D
:rofl1: :rofl1: aaahh what a fantastic kid!
sunrise
18-06-07, 02:56 PM
:eek: :rotfl:
reminds me of the incident where my sis in law was teaching..and she held up a kiwi fruit and asked the kids what it was...one kid apparantly very enthusiastically said..."me, me, miss ..i know, i know....it's a bikini fruit! :rotfl: :D
:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:loooool
so i was at islamic class, and the teacher is talking about how boys and girls should dress and what is prohibited.
teacher: ".......and girls should not wear tight fitting clothes...."
*7yr old boy, very enthusiastically and in urgency puts his hand up straightaway*
boy: "miss!, miss!, i know what those girls are called miss! i know!"
teacher: "yes go on"
Boy: they are called sexy!!
i cannot decribe the teacher's face at this comment..... :p
:rubeyes::rubeyes::rubeyes::rubeyes:
:shock: loool i swear some children aren't as innocent as they look
back in uni when i was on placement i was teaching year 3's and one of the children in the middle of an english lesson asked me 'Miss why do u wear that on ur head?' (i think i must have been tempting the question cause i kept adjusting my hijab cause it was a little tight)
any who one of the children said
'yeah Miss Hassan told me why yesterday it's so pervert men don't look at her'
i was like:shock::shock::outta: and the class teacher was standing right there:smack:
and i was like 'i didn't say that!!!!!!' they must have mis-interpreted what i had said the day b4:o:o
looool MG that is jokes
:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:loooool
:shock: loool i swear some children aren't as innocent as they look
back in uni when i was on placement i was teaching year 3's and one of the children in the middle of an english lesson asked me 'Miss why do u wear that on ur head?' (i think i must have been tempting the question cause i kept adjusting my hijab cause it was a little tight)
any who one of the children said
'yeah Miss Hassan told me why yesterday it's so pervert men don't look at her'
i was like:shock::shock::outta: and the class teacher was standing right there:smack:
and i was like 'i didn't say that!!!!!!' they must have mis-interpreted what i had said the day b4:o:o
lol to funny, we could compile a book of these ;)
sunrise
18-06-07, 03:30 PM
lol to funny, we could compile a book of these ;)
lol ye
heaven2002
18-06-07, 05:40 PM
i was teaching likkle ones today (mostly four/five) and after break one little boy (very serious looking, with specs) came rushing in and threw his arms around me and shouted 'miss, miss! uzair stepped on one of Allah's creatures and now the creature is lying there with its body all broken!!'
i tried really hard to keep a straight face
turned out it was a slug
$HugoBoss$
18-06-07, 06:18 PM
i was teaching likkle ones today (mostly four/five) and after break one little boy (very serious looking, with specs) came rushing in and threw his arms around me and shouted 'miss, miss! uzair stepped on one of Allah's creatures and now the creature is lying there with its body all broken!!'
i tried really hard to keep a straight face
turned out it was a slug
Your a teacher????
heaven2002
18-06-07, 06:22 PM
^^^yes
i was teaching likkle ones today (mostly four/five) and after break one little boy (very serious looking, with specs) came rushing in and threw his arms around me and shouted 'miss, miss! uzair stepped on one of Allah's creatures and now the creature is lying there with its body all broken!!'
i tried really hard to keep a straight face
turned out it was a slug
aww masha Allah beautiful :) subhanAllah may Allah ta ala keep him on the haq amin.
heaven2002
18-06-07, 06:25 PM
^^^ ameen
$HugoBoss$
18-06-07, 06:28 PM
^^^yes
Mashallah sis thats wonderfull, i'm assuming at a islamic school????
.: Anna :.
18-06-07, 07:11 PM
aww masha Allah beautiful :) subhanAllah may Allah ta ala keep him on the haq amin.ameen
masha allah thats so cutee
heaven2002
18-06-07, 08:06 PM
Mashallah sis thats wonderfull, i'm assuming at a islamic school????
no not at an islamic school , although i have in the past
the school i work in is a state/government school but more than half of the children are muslim
dhakiyya
22-06-07, 10:41 PM
awwwwww mashaAllah!!!!!!! that is sooooooo cute!!!!!!!!!!!!! :love: may Allah bless the little boy :love: and keep him on the straight path always :love:
dhakiyya
23-06-07, 10:03 AM
This one isn't so much funny as :eek: :eek: :eek: !!!!!!!!!!!!!! :eek:
I'm staying at my parents (non Muslims) at the moment. I was in the kitchen and my baby was playing in the dining room. Suddenly I heard this loud clinking sound and went to see what it was......... :eek: :eek: :eek: my baby had got into my parents drinks cupboard (which closes very firmly and I didn't think she could open it!!) and she had a bottle of gin in one hand and a wine glass in the other and was banging them together!!!!!!!!! :eek: :eek: :eek: mashaAllah it was a sturdy wine glass and didn't break mashaAllah but I was so :eek: :eek: :eek: !!!!!! :eek: :eek:
The doors of the cabinet are now tied together very firmly!!!! (unfortunately gluing them shut with superglue with the alcohol still inside is not an option lol)
and, never underestimate the intelligence of a baby!!!!!
sunrise
23-06-07, 10:27 AM
This one isn't so much funny as :eek: :eek: :eek: !!!!!!!!!!!!!! :eek:
I'm staying at my parents (non Muslims) at the moment. I was in the kitchen and my baby was playing in the dining room. Suddenly I heard this loud clinking sound and went to see what it was......... :eek: :eek: :eek: my baby had got into my parents drinks cupboard (which closes very firmly and I didn't think she could open it!!) and she had a bottle of gin in one hand and a wine glass in the other and was banging them together!!!!!!!!! :eek: :eek: :eek: mashaAllah it was a sturdy wine glass and didn't break mashaAllah but I was so :eek: :eek: :eek: !!!!!! :eek: :eek:
The doors of the cabinet are now tied together very firmly!!!! (unfortunately gluing them shut with superglue with the alcohol still inside is not an option lol)
and, never underestimate the intelligence of a baby!!!!!
subhanAllah!! alhamdulilah she is ok....:torture:naughty glass cups and gin bottle!!:torture:
:salams
loooooooooooool ma 8yr 2months n 5days old bro just asked me how people get married :rotfl:... he was like 'i dont think im gna get married cos what happens? cos obviously we're not allowed to date? so how will u know them, just go up to someone beautiful and ask em to marry u?' :rotfl: i burst out laffin and told him he dont need to worry about that yet...wait til hes older :p n he's like so what at 8 and 8months? :rofl1: mashaAllah :D
Lambo5688
29-06-07, 11:26 PM
lol This is thread is hilarious.
This one isn't so much funny as :eek: :eek: :eek: !!!!!!!!!!!!!! :eek:
I'm staying at my parents (non Muslims) at the moment. I was in the kitchen and my baby was playing in the dining room. Suddenly I heard this loud clinking sound and went to see what it was......... :eek: :eek: :eek: my baby had got into my parents drinks cupboard (which closes very firmly and I didn't think she could open it!!) and she had a bottle of gin in one hand and a wine glass in the other and was banging them together!!!!!!!!! :eek: :eek: :eek: mashaAllah it was a sturdy wine glass and didn't break mashaAllah but I was so :eek: :eek: :eek: !!!!!! :eek: :eek:
The doors of the cabinet are now tied together very firmly!!!! (unfortunately gluing them shut with superglue with the alcohol still inside is not an option lol)
and, never underestimate the intelligence of a baby!!!!!
sah ukhti have to be so careful, when i was only 18 months old, i went up the stairs to the bedrooms, got the ladder from the bunk bed, slid it down the stairs, used it to climb up onto the worktop counter in the kitchen, and reached down a lemonade bottle and drank from it ....
... it had turps in it ( paint remover) .... I almost died ...my lungs were damaged from inhaling and drinking it ... makes me wonder where the hell my parents were, cos it must have taken me quite a while to do all that at such a young age but i could have died ..
never ever leave ur little ones alone, not even for a moment. get a play pen,or a baby walker,or a high chair and place them in it even if u just run to the loo quickly, dont let them wander alone in the house .
sunny_skies
30-06-07, 01:05 PM
My daughter Maryam walks into the kitchen where i'm doing the dishes the other day and asks:
'Mummy, can we watch the Ice age dvd on the cucumber?'
:inlove:
ummbilal
30-06-07, 01:30 PM
My daughter Maryam walks into the kitchen where i'm doing the dishes the other day and asks:
'Mummy, can we watch the Ice age dvd on the cucumber?'
:inlove:
mashallah funny little ones,
i agree with sis asiya and dhayika
never under estimate a babies intelligence, you can nip to the loo and they wake up get outta their pram/cot etc.. and do all kindas a stuff.
allhumdulilah when u have older kids u can ask them
watch the baby while i pray/cook/make wudu..
older kids are handy for all sorts!!
Cristiana
30-06-07, 03:20 PM
:) She's 5 in July inshaAllah! Soo intelligent for her age though.. shes the sweetest thing ever... She sent me a card (a picture that she drew herself) in the post to me :o cos she was remebering me. She has a habit of being stroppy with me when she first sees me, pokes me about and then when its time for me to go home she doesnt want me to go! :smack:
Reminds me of another story about my little nephew Muhamed Uzair! :D We (the whole family) was invited to someone's engagement. Funnily enough halls are always located near to shops! :p convenient for the kids who bug their parents to let them go buy junk!
Anyway, it was time to leave and i saw him playing near the door with some other kids... he ran up to me and said he was looking for his mummy cos he wanted to go to the shop! (They do it on purpose.,. they know if they come to me i'll take them)! So anyway, i took hold of his hand and took him to the shops. He picked up mulkyway magic stars and then i asked him if he wants a kinder surprise :D (all kids love those man, for gods sake you get
a toy in it) :hidban:
He was so chuffed that he put his arns around my neck and gave me a kiss. We walked out the shop- me still holding his hand and he goes to me... "do you want me to marry you masi." :rofl1: i just held back my laughter, smiled at him and said, "Its ok Uzair, you can just be my little baby instead." :inlove:
This thread is great! making me remember so much stuff we used to get up to as kids too!
Is a wellknown fact that the way to a man's heart is through Kinder Surprise :inlove: masha'Allah
Cristiana
30-06-07, 03:38 PM
This thread is making me want a baby... although some things are really gross, like eating slugs etc...
...once at a family gathering my aunt was making fun of my mom cos when they were kids my mom liked to swallow gravel!!! :0:
another day at islamic class....
topic: Story Of Musa AS
Teacher: "...and Allah SWT made the ocean part for Musa AS ....this ocean meets with another ocean what is it called?"
*lots of hands go up, teacher chooses another enthusiastic boy dying to give the answer..*
Teacher: "Go on"
Boy: "River Thames!"
:smack::smack::smack:
another day at islamic class....
topic: Story Of Musa AS
Teacher: "...and Allah SWT made the ocean part for Musa AS ....this ocean meets with another ocean what is it called?"
*lots of hands go up, teacher chooses another enthusiastic boy dying to give the answer..*
Teacher: "Go on"
Boy: "River Thames!"
:smack::smack::smack:
lol - kids are so cute when they're eager to give an answer but get it totally wrong!
this kid I taught once had to fill in words in the sentence for her English work. The sentence was 'He ___the English channel in 1978'
-it was supposed to be the word 'swam' in the gap...she filled in 'watched' and then asked me why that tv isnt on anymore...:smack:
Lambo5688
30-06-07, 11:48 PM
My daughter Maryam walks into the kitchen where i'm doing the dishes the other day and asks:
'Mummy, can we watch the Ice age dvd on the cucumber?'
:inlove:
:rotfl: Why did she say cucumber? :rotfl:
another day at islamic class....
topic: Story Of Musa AS
Teacher: "...and Allah SWT made the ocean part for Musa AS ....this ocean meets with another ocean what is it called?"
*lots of hands go up, teacher chooses another enthusiastic boy dying to give the answer..*
Teacher: "Go on"
Boy: "River Thames!"
:smack::smack::smack:
:rotfl: :rofl1:
lol - kids are so cute when they're eager to give an answer but get it totally wrong!
this kid I taught once had to fill in words in the sentence for her English work. The sentence was 'He ___the English channel in 1978'
-it was supposed to be the word 'swam' in the gap...she filled in 'watched' and then asked me why that tv isnt on anymore...:smack:
:rofl1: :rotfl:
Is a wellknown fact that the way to a man's heart is through Kinder Surprise :inlove: masha'Allah
:rofl1: yeh.. theyre just like kids aint they! :D
Irfan GBH
01-07-07, 05:46 AM
Did somone say Kinder Surprise? :D
Aww man I remember I once got the best toy ever from Kinder Surprise. A little green dragon, and when you press his head, it would light up. I was playing it on the sofa once, dropped it and never saw it again. :( I still remember how cool it was.
Lambo5688
01-07-07, 06:25 AM
Aww man I remember I once got the best toy ever from Kinder Surprise. A little green dragon, and when you press his head, it would light up. I was playing it on the sofa once, dropped it and never saw it again. :( I still remember how cool it was.
Thats a sad sad story bro. It should be published. :D
lol - kids are so cute when they're eager to give an answer but get it totally wrong!
this kid I taught once had to fill in words in the sentence for her English work. The sentence was 'He ___the English channel in 1978'
-it was supposed to be the word 'swam' in the gap...she filled in 'watched' and then asked me why that tv isnt on anymore...:smack:
lol arent they, but u gotta try not to burst out laughing incase they lose the confidence to be enthusiaistic!!
:rotfl: Why did she say cucumber? :rotfl:
:rotfl: :rofl1:
:rofl1: :rotfl:
thats riiighhtt lol
Lambo5688
01-07-07, 06:54 AM
lol arent they, but u gotta try not to burst out laughing incase they lose the confidence to be enthusiaistic!!
thats riiighhtt lol
You got anymore stories about ur kids? :D
You got anymore stories about ur kids? :D
to many, u would be bored, ill tell u as new ones come along :D
Lambo5688
01-07-07, 07:15 AM
to many, u would be bored, ill tell u as new ones come along :D
naa we wont be bored.
ok then..let us know of the good ones inshallah :up:
naa we wont be bored.
ok then..let us know of the good ones inshallah :up:
:D
sunny_skies
01-07-07, 10:09 AM
:rotfl: Why did she say cucumber? :rotfl:
:rotfl: :rofl1:
:rofl1: :rotfl:
She meant computer! I think she realised as soon as she had said it cos she went all quiet :o
3 year old muslim boy i teach told me one week that he wants to have 8 daughters and 10 sons... i told him hes going to need to marry 4 wives insha Allah...he says " ok then " :)
he came back to me two weeks later we were talking about the importance of making duaa and trusting in Allah, and he looked at me and said " im going to make duaa that Allah buys me a mini bus when im a big boy..."
i said " what do u need a mini bus for ..." :confused:
he looked at me with a really serious face and said "to put all my wives and children in "
:D
ajnabee
01-07-07, 11:13 AM
3 year old muslim boy i teach told me one week that he wants to have 8 daughters and 10 sons... i told him hes going to need to marry 4 wives insha Allah...he says " ok then " :)
he came back to me two weeks later we were talking about the importance of making duaa and trusting in Allah, and he looked at me and said " im going to make duaa that Allah buys me a mini bus when im a big boy..."
i said " what do u need a mini bus for ..." :confused:
he looked at me with a really serious face and said "to put all my wives and children in "
:D
awww subhanallah, what a little man, wanting to take care of his future family!:inlove:
i remember at work, this lil boy had a nose bleed so i rushed to him and asked him how it happened and he responded "i was trying to get the insects out!"
another time we were playing a game where they had to guess what country i was thinking of and one of the children comes out with "i live in a different country called england"
this thread is wicked... i think all the accounts should be published or something.
dhakiyya
01-07-07, 04:05 PM
lol @ wives n children mashaAllah :up:
We were staying at my mother in law's the other night. We put the travel cot in the only available space in the bedroom, which happened to be next to the table. I put her baby food in a bag on the same table. Which I'm *sure* was out of her reach. Due to sleeping in a strange house, and thin curtains letting in more light than she was used to, she was wide awake at 5am and showed little sign of going back to sleep again. My husband went and put some toys in her cot, to keep her amused until it was time to get up. She played happily whilst we went back to sleep.
At 7am I woke up, and for some reason there was half a rice cake on the floor (you know the ones, organix finger foods lol) - then I looked in Ruqayya's cot......... she was sitting in the cot, very happy, munching on another rice cake and completely surrounded by bits of rice cake, rice cakes with chunks bitten out of them, and three pots of fruit puree with baby teeth marks in them (but alhamdulillah not bitten into!!!) - she'd manage to tip the bag on the table into the cot - even though she's only just big enough to peer over the side of the travel cot - and had her own little rice cake party!!!!!!!!
never underestimate the capabilities of a baby. Keep everything doubly out of their reach, locked away, out of sight, in the attic preferably....!!!
my lil one came from my mum's house and ... :
Lil One - "nanny's cooking is reeeaallly nice mummy and she makes really nice samosas mummy!!"
:(
Lil One - "mummy your soooo lucky you have mum like that, so lucky"
*mummy feeling abit left out by this time*
Me *joyously* - "which cooking of mummy's do u like?!"
Lil One - "mummy i rrrreeeaallllyyy like the yoghurts u buy"
:rubeyes::rubeyes::rubeyes::rubeyes::rubeyes::rube yes: :(:(:(:(:(:(:crying::crying::crying::crying::cryin g::crying::crying: