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awwww baby poop :D
just wondering it says poof under your user id?
Medievalist
28-05-08, 02:13 PM
Any way one day brother in law was play fighting with my 10 year old son. My daughter who was only 2 at the time was horiffied. So she went right up to him and pointed her finger at him and said in a really commanding voice, with her eyebrows scrunched up. Don't you touch my bhaaji
your daughter calls her brother "bhaaji" :eek3:
saladin1970
28-05-08, 03:20 PM
your daughter calls her brother "bhaaji" :eek3:
long story
Kasim2k7
30-05-08, 06:41 AM
awwww baby poop :D
Whats this baby poop? I see the word around more often
My boy, 7 months, now began to scream on top of his lungs. And get really excited when he sees paper. He likes to crunch it, twist it, rip it. Same goes with chocolate or sweet wrapper. He likes the crunching noise so much. Mashallah. He gettin good.
my brother: which year was I born in?
me: 2001
my brother: were you born then too?
me: no, I'm older than you, I was born many years before you!
my brother: so was that in the olden days?
:rolleyes:
(later on) my brother: so if the olden days were before is now the newer days?
----
my sis: the water in the fish tank has gone down slightly...
other sis: yea Farhaan (my bro) said the fish drank it...
my sis: what?!
other sis: well how else has it gone?
:rolleyes:
other sis: well how else has it gone?
got the makings of a good little scientist there :up:
got the makings of a good little scientist there :up:
...not really lol - this was the convo between my sisters aged 17 and 19...:rolleyes:
sister_hood
05-06-08, 11:33 PM
my 5 year old son was moaning once that i don't take him to any weddings
i said but the last wedding was such and such and you did go.
and he walks away really angry and says "but you didn't take me to your wedding"
Arsalan
06-06-08, 10:07 AM
my 14 month old is starting to walk , its so exciting. she gets herself up and takes about 8 steps, gets really excited, and races ahead and then falls. lol. she tries to run.
yasmin20
14-06-08, 04:51 PM
my 14 month old is starting to walk , its so exciting. she gets herself up and takes about 8 steps, gets really excited, and races ahead and then falls. lol. she tries to run.
:D thats so cute mashaALLAH
Arsalan
04-07-08, 09:32 PM
She likes to chase her shadow, she is 15 months, and she gets frustrated when she cant catch it, she does strange things.
Shes got so many other cute little things she does.... :)
I'm trying to teach her the concept of shadows, and she enjoys it and then makes her own shadows - i.e. with toys or waving her hands.
ajnabee
08-08-08, 01:12 PM
today lil brother knocks on door n says
"afa (big sis) do u want jammadonalds?"
i was like "whah?:eek3: whats that?"
so he goes "u know, that biscuit with the red heart in the middle!"
me >> :rotfl: "jammy dodgers!"
today lil brother knocks on door n says
"afa (big sis) do u want jammadonalds?"
i was like "whah?:eek3: whats that?"
so he goes "u know, that biscuit with the red heart in the middle!"
me >> :rotfl: "jammy dodgers!"
rofl..how old is he?
When we were out in the car my mum and I were talking about how there's never anywre to park. Later on my brother had this conversation with me
Farhaan: Loobna, you know the lines on the road, can you park on them?
me: which lines?
Farhaan: the yellow,yellow line?
me: what?
Farhaan: *pointing out the car window* That one, the yellow,yellow line!
me: *laughing* its called a double yellow line! No, you cant park on it.
After a few moments
Farhaan: ok - but you can park on the black bit between it cant you?
me: *laughing* You can park in the parking bay - see the white lines?
Another day
Farhaan: You know what we should do - if there's nowhere to park we should take some paint and paint a box on the road to park in.
:D
Well....me and my mom were sitting on my moms bed while my dad was in the basement because there were men there fixing our furnace.
And my 3 year old sister wanted to go see baba (dad). My mom and I were annoyed 'cause she was starting to get whiny about it. We are just like "Goooo, go!" My sister is like "Nooooooooo-oo-ooo" in that whiny voice. And we say "why not???"
"Because the man is therrrreeee"
My mom: "Don't worry, Baba is there! He will protect you because he is sooo strong and has big muscles! If the man hurts you he will save you because he is tooooo much stroooooong!"
And my mom just kept going on with that.
My sister is like...: "No, Allah is going to protect me. Ya! When the man hurt me Allah will punch him!"
(not exact words of course)
:inlove::inlove::inlove:
Another time, well my mom narrated this to me
She was in the kitchen when outside my 3 year old sister was playing in the park with other kids. Its an open park for everyone in the neighborehood.
Sooooo, my 3 year old sister says to the other kids: "Do you wanna hear a new song???"
"I am a muslim the things I say, in everything I do everyday! We are muslims the things we say..........nanandada......when we eat we say Bismillah..."
Its a kids nasheed, you probably heard of it...
she doesn't know the proper lyrics she mixes it up with al fatiha and starts singing al fatiha through the nasheed melody....:inlove:
The kids are like "whaaaaaaa...:confused:"
looooool
Well, when my son was really little, about 4 years old, he would pray next to me as I prayed. Before the prayer, I would remind him that we have to do the prayer moves properly and that Allah (swt) is always watching us....
Well, one time, we started to pray maghrib, and of course I reminded him like usual. This time however he clenched very tightly to my leg instead of praying with me like usual. I continued with my salah, but when I finished I asked him why he had done that. He pointed to the window that was behind us and said that he was scared cuz Allah was watching us from the window!!! I felt sooooooooooo bad for him but I had to laugh, cuz it was so adorable and funny. :rotfl: Then I explained to him more about Allah (swt) and that he doesn't need to peep through the windows to watch us pray. hehehehe
Love&Peace
15-08-08, 08:53 AM
Well, when my son was really little, about 4 years old, he would pray next to me as I prayed. Before the prayer, I would remind him that we have to do the prayer moves properly and that Allah (swt) is always watching us....
Well, one time, we started to pray maghrib, and of course I reminded him like usual. This time however he clenched very tightly to my leg instead of praying with me like usual. I continued with my salah, but when I finished I asked him why he had done that. He pointed to the window that was behind us and said that he was scared cuz Allah was watching us from the window!!! I felt sooooooooooo bad for him but I had to laugh, cuz it was so adorable and funny. :rotfl: Then I explained to him more about Allah (swt) and that he doesn't need to peep through the windows to watch us pray. hehehehe
Cute :)
Not abt the child I know, but just read from a website. I am posting as it is on a similar note of God watching
The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school
for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples.
The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray, "Take only one. God is
watching."
Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a
large pile of chocolate chip cookies.
A child had written a note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples."
http://www.anvari.org/fun/Religion/God_is_Watching.html
muslim_girl94
25-08-08, 07:47 AM
cant read anymore of my and the two funny stories
1)when my daughter was little and was learning the basics of Islam, the 5 pillars,etc. she was learning about paying zakat, she actually thought she heard "the cat" instead of "zakat" she was laughing and wondering about this cat, asking what cat did we have to pay..lol
2)there's a pair of twins whom i tution on sundays, they're 6 years old and very cheeky!!
a coupla months ago here's how our convo went:
Twin#1: Auntie you wear a ring, does that mean you're married
Me: No... I just like wearing rings...
Twin#2: No way Auntie, it must mean you're married, you're wearing a ring, only married people wear rings
Me: That's not true, u don't have to be married to wear a ring
Twin#2: Auntie u drive a car?
Me: Yes
Twin#1: Then that definately means you're married Auntie, if you got a car and you drive
Twin#2: Yeah auntie you're married innit
Me: No i'm not married, and the car isn't mine i share it (yes i was actually justifying myself to these two cheeky monkeys!)
Twin#2: Auntie you got a house?
Me: yes i live in a house
Twin#1: So u are married auntie u got a house
Me: No i live in a house with my parents
Twin#1: How old are u auntie
Me: 23
Twin#1: rah auntie that's olddd, you should be married
Twin#2: yeah Auntie u suppose to be married by now
It just made me laugh proper, their innocence, determined to find me married!!:):):):):):):):):):):):):):)
S_W_O_R_D
25-08-08, 10:34 AM
As salaam mualaykum..
Masha Allah they all very intellegent LOL
any my eldest son Uwais (4 years) the other day was laying on my bed, see I wasnt feeling well that morning so he came to "keep me company" but in good old tridition he looks to me and ask me a bunch of questions one after the other, but the one that sticks most to mine is one that will keep me smiling everytime I think about it... so it go's something like this..
Uawis: Daddy, where is Allah
Daddy: on His Majestic throne, my love
U: Daddy does Allah love me?
D: Yes, Allah loves us all mummy, daddy ,etc..
U: Daddy when Allah calls us then we go to the sky ha?
D: Yes Uwais when Allah calls us then the angels comes and takes us to meet Allah.
U: and if we good boys then Allah will send us to Jannah?
D: Yes boy if you listen to Allah and read Allah's book and perform your salaah, and if you listen to mummy and daddy then insha Allah Allah will send you to Jannah...(interrupted)
U: and mummy also, and Nannie and nana.. (Intrupt him)
D: and Hamza (his younger brother of 3) and (Muaath baby brother of 1) ... (interupted)
U: No dady hamza is naughty, he must get a hideing...
D: No Uwais you must make Dua to Allah to save him from jahanum .. (interupted)
U: Daddy what does jahanum look like....
D: dark and theres a big fire that burns the people that dont want to believe in Allah...
U: its dark daddy? but daddy I dont like the dark.... so im gonna ask Allah to please .................................................. .................................................. .............Wait you gonna love this one............................................... .................................................. ...............................................Swi tch on the lights! LOL
im sorry but the expresion on his face when he said this just left me in stiches...
cute stories every1 thanx. may allah s.w.t. bless the ummah ameen. love00 i didnt kno u owned a blast furnace! must hav been quite expensive rite?
dhakiyya
25-08-08, 06:06 PM
a blast furnace??? she said a furnace, not a blast furnace. People don't keep blast furnaces in their home. Unless they happen to live in a steelworks or something....!
http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/blast%20furnace
:salams:
my son and daughter were playing ball in the grass and having so much fun and then they both stopped and sat on the ground and watched the worm move in and out the dirt... lol it was so cute
another time my son was only 11 months old and i had walked out the room and came back in to find him inside the oven smiling.. Alhamdulilah the oven was off and not cold.. scared me to death and he just smiled at me and said" mommyyyyyyyy lok me"
i will say after this i made sure i had a gate to the kitchen installed.
kids will always amaze us.
Um_yusuf
25-08-08, 07:15 PM
When i was abt 2 yrs old, my mum told me that whilst playing on the floor i came across a jar of vaseline, and decided to cover myself from head to foot and then i began to eat the rest but she caught me in time:D
dhakiyya
25-08-08, 07:21 PM
When i was abt 2 yrs old, my mum told me that whilst playing on the floor i came across a jar of vaseline, and decided to cover myself from head to foot and then i began to eat the rest but she caught me in time:D
my friend's little boy got hold of a pot of sudocreme from his changing bag... when my friend found him, the carpet all around him was completely white, and he was covered in sudocreme too. She said it was a nightmare to get out of the carpet!!
and my friend, when she was a toddler, her and her sister found a bag of flour in the kitchen. When their mum came in, it looked like a blizzard.... everything was covered in flour and there was a mist of flour hanging in the air :S
a blast furnace??? she said a furnace, not a blast furnace. People don't keep blast furnaces in their home. Unless they happen to live in a steelworks or something....!
http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/blast%20furnace
lol i see! i thought she was a steel worker because ov all the coke she had in her fridge. :p
dhakiyya
25-08-08, 07:48 PM
lol i see! i thought she was a steel worker because ov all the coke she had in her fridge. :p
:smack:
*drops dead from exposure to terrible pun disorder syndrome*
Muslimah4lyff
25-08-08, 07:51 PM
When i was abt 2 yrs old, my mum told me that whilst playing on the floor i came across a jar of vaseline, and decided to cover myself from head to foot and then i began to eat the rest but she caught me in time:D
omg my 1 yr old sister does that too....but with a different cream....she finds it funny aswell :smack:
ummbilal
25-08-08, 08:01 PM
my friend's little boy got hold of a pot of sudocreme from his changing bag... when my friend found him, the carpet all around him was completely white, and he was covered in sudocreme too. She said it was a nightmare to get out of the carpet!!
and my friend, when she was a toddler, her and her sister found a bag of flour in the kitchen. When their mum came in, it looked like a blizzard.... everything was covered in flour and there was a mist of flour hanging in the air :S
my three boys have all done the sudocreme thing, one smeared it on his curly head, it took ages to wash out subhannallh!
:smack:
*drops dead from exposure to terrible pun disorder syndrome*
lol i kno!
*dives into a well full of peat. several years later the locals talk of a 'peat man' stealing pies off peoples windows sills*
will sudais b leading taraweey salah in ramadaan inshallah over in saudi arabia?
*hijab*
25-08-08, 09:16 PM
wen i ws a kid i used to do stupid things
i bumped my head into a wall and my dad clled the ambulance becuz i started goin purple lol
wen i ws a kid i used to do stupid things
i bumped my head into a wall and my dad clled the ambulance becuz i started goin purple lol
how cute! also kinda sad with bein hurt e.t.c. i kno it mite b a bit late, r u ok sis? inshallah yes! :fairy:
GAL-actic
25-08-08, 09:44 PM
Whats this baby poop? I see the word around more often
It was a dare:o
My cousing (she's 4) was swimming in the sea and all of a sudden she ran out of the water screaming. So my aunt asked her what's wrong. She was like there's a fish in the sea. My aunt walked with her to see this "fish"...it appeared to be her own shadow.
dhakiyya
26-08-08, 04:38 PM
lol i kno!
*dives into a well full of peat. several years later the locals talk of a 'peat man' stealing pies off peoples windows sills*
will sudais b leading taraweey salah in ramadaan inshallah over in saudi arabia?
who is sudais? in the masjid opposite our house, our neighbour who is also the Imam inshaAllah will be leading the tarawih prayer. I can't remember his name but its definitely not "sudais". His brother is the muadhin and mashaAllah recites beautifully, in fact I can hear it now as its just gone insha' time here mashaAllah.
dhakiyya
26-08-08, 04:40 PM
my husband told me who sudais is lol :o my husband doesn' know if he's leading tarawih or not anywere, but maybe he is lol
who is sudais? in the masjid opposite our house, our neighbour who is also the Imam inshaAllah will be leading the tarawih prayer. I can't remember his name but its definitely not "sudais". His brother is the muadhin and mashaAllah recites beautifully, in fact I can hear it now as its just gone insha' time here mashaAllah.
here is sudais - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hA-_TPQfuyU i love his recitation mashallah its very good! kool i look forward to hearing this brother muadhins recitation inshallah. its really nice that u liv next to n imam alhamdolilah!
cute stories every1 thanx. may allah s.w.t. bless the ummah ameen. love00 i didnt kno u owned a blast furnace! must hav been quite expensive rite?
Weeeell, not too much.......I mean, just a cost of 10,000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Crazy, huh?
It is of course better to change it completely, but we just fixed a part which we had to order from America which was 2,000......our house is for sale too so thats why we didn't want to pay the full price....all in all, its fixed now elhumdulelah and I hope it will stay that way!!!
my husband told me who sudais is lol :o my husband doesn' know if he's leading tarawih or not anywere, but maybe he is lol
kool ok lol :fairy:
When i was abt 2 yrs old, my mum told me that whilst playing on the floor i came across a jar of vaseline, and decided to cover myself from head to foot and then i began to eat the rest but she caught me in time:D
LOL!!!! Ya habibti!!!!
My sis covered her self more then once with Baby Oil!!! It was hard to take it off even when she was in the bath
Weeeell, not too much.......I mean, just a cost of 10,000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Crazy, huh?
It is of course better to change it completely, but we just fixed a part which we had to order from America which was 2,000......our house is for sale too so thats why we didn't want to pay the full price....all in all, its fixed now elhumdulelah and I hope it will stay that way!!!
wah! so expensive! inshallah it will stay fixed this time! :banan:
wah! so expensive! inshallah it will stay fixed this time! :banan:
lol Ya...I shouldn't talk about personal stuff online though
Allahu alim
OK, when we first moved to BC, I had bought an old school bus to make the trip. In Ontario, it's illegal to leave a schoolbus the official yellow colour so I bought a couple of gallons of white paint and sprayed the entire bus.
I had finished and had gone inside to get a bite to eat but when I came out, my two youngest daughters who were 2 and 3 respectively weren't in the backyard anymore. I found them in my shop where they were having a grand time turning each other into clowns with the dribbles of paint that was left in the bottoms of the cans. Thankfully it was just latex paint but man what a mess. They were white from head to toe
lol Ya...I shouldn't talk about personal stuff online though
Allahu alim
ya good point. many wierd people online including myself! :fairy:
OK, when we first moved to BC, I had bought an old school bus to make the trip. In Ontario, it's illegal to leave a schoolbus the official yellow colour so I bought a couple of gallons of white paint and sprayed the entire bus.
I had finished and had gone inside to get a bite to eat but when I came out, my two youngest daughters who were 2 and 3 respectively weren't in the backyard anymore. I found them in my shop where they were having a grand time turning each other into clowns with the dribbles of paint that was left in the bottoms of the cans. Thankfully it was just latex paint but man what a mess. They were white from head to toe
how cute did u enjoy ure trip? :up:
how cute did u enjoy ure trip? :up:
LOL it took a month and 3 engines in that bus to get here but it was a heck of an adventure :D
scribble
27-08-08, 10:32 AM
Aww. lol. That's so cute, mashallah.
I wasn't cute as a kid, I was just naughty. :p
*hijab*
27-08-08, 11:05 AM
how cute! also kinda sad with bein hurt e.t.c. i kno it mite b a bit late, r u ok sis? inshallah yes! :fairy:
alhumdulilah fine lol
but i still have the scars so theyre always a memory lol
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