Funny stories about your children

[Abdulah]

loool Kids :p theyre so honest masha Allah, my sons went to paris with my father, and two men dressed as women complete with full on 5 o`clock shadow, and hairy legs came walking towards them, my son about 10 at the time pointed at them and shouted " look grandad trannies!!!! " my dad was just :o

I would've cracked up at that. Though i saw a tranny when i was in Paris...horrible day for me. Funny though the cashier didn't know whether to call it madam or sir:D

[sunrise]

sah ukhti masha Allah kids are the best :D alhamdulillah

theyre not devious like many adults, its a shame they dont all stay that way



subhallah ye

[`asiya]

I would've cracked up at that. Though i saw a tranny when i was in Paris...horrible day for me. Funny though the cashier didn't know whether to call it madam or sir:D

lol i wouldnt know how to adress them either :S

[Abdulah]

lol i wouldnt know how to adress them either :S

You mean 'it'? :D


My friend told me when she was very young and she was at her aunt's funeral, she saw a coffin that her aunt was in while men were carrying it and she asked her mum, ''what's in the box?''. Good thing she didn't say it loudly.

[Te'oma]

loool Kids :p theyre so honest masha Allah, my sons went to paris with my father, and two men dressed as women complete with full on 5 o`clock shadow, and hairy legs came walking towards them, my son about 10 at the time pointed at them and shouted " look grandad trannies!!!! " my dad was just :o

are you sure that they weren't just french women? I mean I have seen some that were pretty hairy :p

[Te'oma]

My youngest son is 14 and a bit of a clown. We were walking through the mall and asked me if I knew how to tell how many of the people around us were idiots. I replied that I didn't know so he jumped up on a bench and yeled out, "Hey idiot" and then started to count how many people turned around. I felt like crawling under something :p

[souljaa]

My youngest son is 14 and a bit of a clown. We were walking through the mall and asked me if I knew how to tell how many of the people around us were idiots. I replied that I didn't know so he jumped up on a bench and yeled out, "Hey idiot" and then started to count how many people turned around. I felt like crawling under something :p

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

[ajnabee]

My youngest son is 14 and a bit of a clown. We were walking through the mall and asked me if I knew how to tell how many of the people around us were idiots. I replied that I didn't know so he jumped up on a bench and yeled out, "Hey idiot" and then started to count how many people turned around. I felt like crawling under something :p

:rotfl: lol thats cool! and clever actually!

[Khadija222333]

My youngest son is 14 and a bit of a clown. We were walking through the mall and asked me if I knew how to tell how many of the people around us were idiots. I replied that I didn't know so he jumped up on a bench and yeled out, "Hey idiot" and then started to count how many people turned around. I felt like crawling under something :p

:eek: :rotfl:

[K h a l i l]

Loool.. kids.. cant believe I used to be one.. some would argue that I still am..

Anyway..

Me, my mum and my little brother Usamah were in "PC WORLD" one day and we needed some assistance with a product. So my mum was looking around for someone wearing purple.. and she said to Usamah "Can you see any purple people?" and he replied "No, But there's a black one.." and he pointed his finger in the direction of a black man who had just passed us as he said it...

[angel*]

loool that musta been cringe worthy! :rotfl:

[$HugoBoss$]

One time little imran said "daddy i love you" and than daddy also said "i love you to" and than little imran said "ok now give me $20 bucks" :D

[Te'oma]

One time little imran said "daddy i love you" and than daddy also said "i love you to" and than little imran said "ok now give me $20 bucks" :D

Poor dad...after awhile you learn their body language and know that they are going to ask for something. My kids were always amazed and thought that I was some kind of psychic because the convos would go like this:
Them: Hi dad
me: hey
them: what are you doing?
me: how much do you want?
them: what makes you think I wanted money?
me: I just know.
them: ok well I was going to ask you for twenty bucks for (insert object here)

By the time they were teens they would walk up and I would just say, "No"

[sunrise]

Poor dad...after awhile you learn their body language and know that they are going to ask for something. My kids were always amazed and thought that I was some kind of psychic because the convos would go like this:
Them: Hi dad
me: hey
them: what are you doing?
me: how much do you want?
them: what makes you think I wanted money?
me: I just know.
them: ok well I was going to ask you for twenty bucks for (insert object here)

By the time they were teens they would walk up and I would just say, "No"



loool

thats soo sad

u know parents shouldnt always believe that...when i was younger i used to kiss my mom and hug her randomly hug her and because like once i asked her for something she thought that meant i always wanted something and from then on it put me off totally.

and now she says im cold and never show affection.....xell i wonder why:torture:

[MG]

my lil one was being misbehaving, so i blocked his Sky cartoon channels until further notice, once he noticed he kept apologising profusely , saying he wont be naughty again (i.e. whining) and i jus kept firmly refusing to unlock the Sky cartoon channels , this just made him get really upset and say the following:

*imagine a frustrated child in a loud voice*

lil one: "When i get big im going to be a Sky Man!!! and im going to come to this house and unblock all my cartoon channels and you wont be able to do anything!"



:D

[Te'oma]

LOL my grandson gets like that if he can't get on the computer or play a video game

[MG]

LOL my grandson gets like that if he can't get on the computer or play a video game


have u noticed they get angry real quick wen it comes to:

TV
Computer Games
Cartoons

:rubeyes:

i only let him play once a week now (i fill in the rest of the days :p)

[Te'oma]

have u noticed they get angry real quick wen it comes to:

TV
Computer Games
Cartoons

:rubeyes:

i only let him play once a week now (i fill in the rest of the days :p)

Well my SIL is a gamer so Eric comes by it honestly. Eric is easy to get away from that stuff but you have to give him something else to occupy his time

[MG]

Well my SIL is a gamer so Eric comes by it honestly. Eric is easy to get away from that stuff but you have to give him something else to occupy his time


what instead of the Video Game give him the TV :D

[Abu Nuh AMW]

lol masha'Allah some really nice stories!

Once we had a family get together all the families together and my little cousins 6 year old was there. while we were eating the whole family was sitting around, someone must have said something and he got angry and he said just pass me the 'f**in knife'!

everybody, just stopped eating, jaws open, just staring at him :o
then someone clocked on and said ...
'oh... he said 'just pass me the 'fork AND knife'

lol the look on evryones face...

[Te'oma]

what instead of the Video Game give him the TV :D

LOL usually it's pretty easy to get him to come help grandpa or he absolutely loves to go fishing

lol masha'Allah some really nice stories!

Once we had a family get together all the families together and my little cousins 6 year old was there. while we were eating the whole family was sitting around, someone must have said something and he got angry and he said just pass me the 'f**in knife'!

everybody, just stopped eating, jaws open, just staring at him :o
then someone clocked on and said ...
'oh... he said 'just pass me the 'fork AND knife'

lol the look on evryones face...


:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

[Tahiyah]

Poor dad...after awhile you learn their body language and know that they are going to ask for something. My kids were always amazed and thought that I was some kind of psychic because the convos would go like this:
Them: Hi dad
me: hey
them: what are you doing?
me: how much do you want?
them: what makes you think I wanted money?
me: I just know.
them: ok well I was going to ask you for twenty bucks for (insert object here)

By the time they were teens they would walk up and I would just say, "No"


LOL...oh my i can so relate to this..

whenever i see my son cleaning i ask him how much is this gonna cost me? he acts upset and says i am just doing it for you out of the kindness of my heart..but then later..its always, btw mom can you give me some $$

[dhakiyya]

If you consistently refuse to give your children extra money, they will stop asking. My dad did this, he gave us an allowance (which was substantially lower than the other kids got btw) and always refused requests for money besides this. He was so consistent in refusing to give additional money I never bothered asking. In fact I didnt ask for any money from him when I went to university and I was pleasantly very surprised when he gave me money for living expenses at uni.

[Te'oma]

If you consistently refuse to give your children extra money, they will stop asking. My dad did this, he gave us an allowance (which was substantially lower than the other kids got btw) and always refused requests for money besides this. He was so consistent in refusing to give additional money I never bothered asking. In fact I didnt ask for any money from him when I went to university and I was pleasantly very surprised when he gave me money for living expenses at uni.

well in our house, mom was the soft touch for stuff like money. The girls were the worst. They would come up with ideas like, "hey Mom, you should go shopping...I saw this purse that you would looooove." So naturally mom would take them and invariably the purse was gone but the girls would always come home with new stuff

[dhakiyya]

lol... I don't think that would have worked on my mum. Although she did take me on shopping trips occasionally. Mostly for school clothes though....

[umm shuyookh]

when my boy was a year and 2 months old, every now and then he comes facing his ab or me, fakes a sneeze and pulls at our clothing until we say alhamdulillah.

[dhakiyya]

awwwwwwww mashaAllah thats so lovely :love: just to hear you say alhamdulillah!

[Khadija222333]

when my boy was a year and 2 months old, every now and then he comes facing his ab or me, fakes a sneeze and pulls at our clothing until we say alhamdulillah.

Aww! :inlove: Masha Allah!!! :inlove: So cute!!! :inlove: I love babies!!!:inlove:

[angel*]

when my boy was a year and 2 months old, every now and then he comes facing his ab or me, fakes a sneeze and pulls at our clothing until we say alhamdulillah.

aww bless thats really sweet and at such young age 2! :inlove::inlove:

[ummbilal]

lol masha'Allah some really nice stories!

Once we had a family get together all the families together and my little cousins 6 year old was there. while we were eating the whole family was sitting around, someone must have said something and he got angry and he said just pass me the 'f**in knife'!

everybody, just stopped eating, jaws open, just staring at him :o
then someone clocked on and said ...
'oh... he said 'just pass me the 'fork AND knife'

lol the look on evryones face...

Priceless moment lol!!!!!!!!!!!

[ummbilal]

Funny stories about my kids..

hmm..

My son just had a hand operation and Allhumdulilah the bandahes off and hes doing very well all healed etc..

But towards the end of the 3 weeks he had bandages my youngest was getting tetchy, hes usually the one who-gets most of my attention, not intentionally just because he has allergies and ecema and needs looking after!
he decided while i was changing eldests bandage and checking healing that he needed one too, and spent the rest of the day with a big white bandage on his tiny hand subhannallah, didnt wonna miss out on any mummy attention lol!!!

Middle son insisted he has the most accedents etc.. and needs plasters..

lol! @ funny kids i remember when i was lil my brother had very bad asthema and got lots of treats after a spell in hospital..man i wanted asthema so bad !!!

[striving4jennah]

my little bro duz a real cute imitation of buzz lightyear..lol its real cute!(hes 3)..
my baby sis who is 8 months jus blew me her first blown kiss!!!!! <3<3<3...thats not funny...just cute!:D

[sunrise]

my little bro duz a real cute imitation of buzz lightyear..lol its real cute!(hes 3)..
my baby sis who is 8 months jus blew me her first blown kiss!!!!! <3<3<3...thats not funny...just cute!:D


awww that's soo cute:inlove: :love: :inlove: mashAllah i've never got a blown kiss before only the slobbery cheek one lol...man i want a little baby sister/brother...:(

actually if it means i gotta chnage nappies and look after it nah...lool

[striving4jennah]

awww that's soo cute:inlove: :love: :inlove: mashAllah i've never got a blown kiss before only the slobbery cheek one lol...man i want a little baby sister/brother...:(

actually if it means i gotta chnage nappies and look after it nah...lool
lol..iv got 4..3 sistaz n a bro..want one???..buy one get one free!!!!:D

[Abdulah]

My son just had a hand operation and Allhumdulilah the bandahes off and hes doing very well all healed etc..
Hope he is alright



Don't if i can ever have kids because i lose my temper with them easily. Suppose everyone is like that at the beginning?

[sunrise]

lol..iv got 4..3 sistaz n a bro..want one???..buy one get one free!!!!:D


i'l have the little girl please lol:D i can comb her hair and put it into ribbons lol:up:

[Te'oma]

About 17 years ago I had to have my nose rebuilt. It has been broken so many times that I have lost count and the nasal passages had grown closed.
I spent the night in the hospital and came home the next day. My second youngest daughter was about 2 1/2 then. She came up and gave me a big hug and asked if my nose hurt. I said no because at the time it really didn't. Her little hand came flying up, grabbed my nose and cranked it(we played a wrestling game where the object was to crank each other's nose) and yelled, "HONK"
I was almost in tears and she was laughing because she had honked me by surprise.

[Sulaiman Harun]

Don't if i can ever have kids because i lose my temper with them easily.

:start:

:salams

same here!

[Te'oma]

Don't if i can ever have kids because i lose my temper with them easily. Suppose everyone is like that at the beginning?

It is sooo much easier when they are your own kids. You get to see them grow up and your patience increases as things happen

[MG]

About 17 years ago I had to have my nose rebuilt. It has been broken so many times that I have lost count and the nasal passages had grown closed.
I spent the night in the hospital and came home the next day. My second youngest daughter was about 2 1/2 then. She came up and gave me a big hug and asked if my nose hurt. I said no because at the time it really didn't. Her little hand came flying up, grabbed my nose and cranked it(we played a wrestling game where the object was to crank each other's nose) and yelled, "HONK"
I was almost in tears and she was laughing because she had honked me by surprise.



:rotfl: ....as the saying goes.....u asked for it! :D




today me and my lil one were watching a documentary and they were talking about the apocalypse, so i sed to my lil one:

Me: "do u know what the apocalypse is?"

lil one: "oh my god mum , u dont know what the apocalypse is!!!???!!"

Me: "no i dont, do u?"

lil one: "course i do mum!! its the ride at drayton manor theme park... remember!!!!!"

http://www.draytonmanor.co.uk/Apocalypse.aspx



:rubeyes::rubeyes::rubeyes::rubeyes::rubeyes:

[sunrise]

:rotfl: ....as the saying goes.....u asked for it! :D




today me and my lil one were watching a documentary and they were talking about the apocalypse, so i sed to my lil one:

Me: "do u know what the apocalypse is?"

lil one: "oh my god mum , u dont know what the apocalypse is!!!???!!"

Me: "no i dont, do u?"

lil one: "course i do mum!! its the ride at drayton manor theme park... remember!!!!!"

http://www.draytonmanor.co.uk/Apocalypse.aspx



:rubeyes::rubeyes::rubeyes::rubeyes::rubeyes:



HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA looooooooooool!!!!!!!! classic!:rotfl:

[MG]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA looooooooooool!!!!!!!! classic!:rotfl:


why do the guyz always think they know everything :rolleyes:

[sunrise]

why do the guyz always think they know everything :rolleyes:


lool trust me i've met smarty pants little girls too lol btu confidence is a good think nourish it in him:up:

[Khadija222333]

why do the guyz always think they know everything :rolleyes:

It's in their blood or something...:(

[$HugoBoss$]

It's in their blood or something...:(


No it's in our DNA :up:

[Khadija222333]

No it's in our DNA :up:

:zzz: :zzz: :zzz:

[$HugoBoss$]

:zzz: :zzz: :zzz:

I know i know you just wish you were smart like us ;)

[Khadija222333]

I know i know you just wish you were smart like us ;)

Nah I have never wished I was smart like a bro since I was 2. :p

Insha Allah it'll stay that way...:D

[$HugoBoss$]

Nah I have never wished I was smart like a bro since I was 2. :p

Insha Allah it'll stay that way...:D

Yeah i know it's obvious that you don't want to :p

[Khadija222333]

Yeah i know it's obvious that you don't want to :p

Alhamdulillah. :cool:

WOW! :shock: My 1,100th post! :eek:

[$HugoBoss$]

Alhamdulillah. :cool:

WOW! :shock: My 1,100th post! :eek:

Thats great mashallah can't wait for the day you'll have 11,000 :D

[Khadija222333]

Thats great mashallah can't wait for the day you'll have 11,000 :D

:zzz: :zzz: :zzz:

[dhakiyya]

When Ruqayya was about 7 months old, we were at the baby clinic - there was an area where the babies play on the floor - and there was this little boy who was quite a lot younger, could only lie down and kick his little legs - well Ruqayya decided she wanted to eat his head. She could do that commando style crawling, and would commando up to this little boy's head, with her mouth wide open and grab his head lol - each time the boy's mum would gently remove Ruqayya's hands and I would grab her ankles and pull her backwards - but she kept returning, determined to eat his head... poor lil boy lol. We managed to stop her from succeeding lol

[MG]

When Ruqayya was about 7 months old, we were at the baby clinic - there was an area where the babies play on the floor - and there was this little boy who was quite a lot younger, could only lie down and kick his little legs - well Ruqayya decided she wanted to eat his head. She could do that commando style crawling, and would commando up to this little boy's head, with her mouth wide open and grab his head lol - each time the boy's mum would gently remove Ruqayya's hands and I would grab her ankles and pull her backwards - but she kept returning, determined to eat his head... poor lil boy lol. We managed to stop her from succeeding lol

lol, i'd keep an eye on that one if u were u!!

[sunrise]

When Ruqayya was about 7 months old, we were at the baby clinic - there was an area where the babies play on the floor - and there was this little boy who was quite a lot younger, could only lie down and kick his little legs - well Ruqayya decided she wanted to eat his head. She could do that commando style crawling, and would commando up to this little boy's head, with her mouth wide open and grab his head lol - each time the boy's mum would gently remove Ruqayya's hands and I would grab her ankles and pull her backwards - but she kept returning, determined to eat his head... poor lil boy lol. We managed to stop her from succeeding lol



loool

i once went with my neighbour for her son to get immunised, and when i saw the HUGE needle i wanted to cry man poor baby started to cry lol

man what a softie:torture:

[Veiled Salafiya]

when my daughter was little and was learning the basics of Islam, the 5 pillars,etc. she was learning about paying zakat, she actually thought she heard "the cat" instead of "zakat" she was laughing and wondering about this cat, asking what cat did we have to pay..lol

Assalaamu alaikum,

:meow:
LOL that is too cute...

[Lambo5688]

why do the guyz always think they know everything :rolleyes:

cuz we do. DUH!

[Khadija222333]

cuz we do. DUH!

:rolleyes:

[Abdulah]

When Ruqayya was about 7 months old, we were at the baby clinic - there was an area where the babies play on the floor - and there was this little boy who was quite a lot younger, could only lie down and kick his little legs - well Ruqayya decided she wanted to eat his head. She could do that commando style crawling, and would commando up to this little boy's head, with her mouth wide open and grab his head lol - each time the boy's mum would gently remove Ruqayya's hands and I would grab her ankles and pull her backwards - but she kept returning, determined to eat his head... poor lil boy lol. We managed to stop her from succeeding lol

:)mashallah

[-Espérer-]

My niece (2 years old) said to me today, "Allah say," (She deepens her voice) "Mahdiyya no eat haram sweet ok?"

It was soooooo cute masha`allah

When I took her out today, it was raining.. She looked up at the skies and said, "Allah don't cwyy"

:inlove:

[Khadija222333]

My niece (2 years old) said to me today, "Allah say," (She deepens her voice) "Mahdiyya no eat haram sweet ok?"

It was soooooo cute masha`allah

When I took her out today, it was raining.. She looked up at the skies and said, "Allah don't cwyy"

:inlove:

:eek: That's soo cute Masha Allah! :inlove: :love:

[-Espérer-]

Her mum is pregnant and occasionally she'll call us over to feel the unborn bambino move inside of her.

Mahdiyyah sticks her little belly out and says to my dad, "Nana feel baby kick!"


She doesn't say "smell it" she says "pell it" :eek3: hehe

[ze leetle elper]

When Ruqayya was about 7 months old, we were at the baby clinic - there was an area where the babies play on the floor - and there was this little boy who was quite a lot younger, could only lie down and kick his little legs - well Ruqayya decided she wanted to eat his head. She could do that commando style crawling, and would commando up to this little boy's head, with her mouth wide open and grab his head lol - each time the boy's mum would gently remove Ruqayya's hands and I would grab her ankles and pull her backwards - but she kept returning, determined to eat his head... poor lil boy lol. We managed to stop her from succeeding lol


Hehe! :p That reminds me of a time when I took the lil one to the baby clinic to be weighed. I think she was about 9 months then. Anyway while we were waiting, there was a little blond haired blue eyes 10 month old boy and a 9 month old little black girl with colourful ribbons in her hair!

So we put all 3 babies on the floor to play, and after looking at one another for a few sconds, the blond boy began to crawl over to Rumaysa to eat her feet; the little black girl crawled over to the blond boy to stroke his head, Rumaysa began to pull the black girls ribbons off and then eat the blond boys rabbit teddy; the blond boy then started to poke Rumaysa's eye's and the little black girl proceeded to sit in Rumaysa's lap and pull the blond boys trousers!

It was quite hilarious to watch I can tell you :p

[dhakiyya]

MashaAllah thats soooo cute :love:

I took Ruqayya to a soft play area nearby recently, and there was this other little girl the same age (though a whole head taller cause Ruqayya's very small for her age lol) - and Ruqayya went up to this little girl and gave her a huge hug, knocked her right down (:up: @ soft play area = soft landing lol) then crawled over her. The little girl just sat there, with this bemused look on her face like "what hit me??!"

Soft play areas are such fun... first time I took Ruqayya in the ball pit she nearly got submerged lol. We were both in there to start with cause she was a bit scared, then I stood up and caused a bit of a landslide (or should I say ball slide) and Ruqayya slid into where I was and nearly got submerged lol :p but I rescued her mashaAllah :up:

[ummbilal]

subhannallah!

my brothers had an arguement in a ballpit once, and out of anger the younger bro chucked the older ones shoe into the pit, and after nearly an hour of searching and the soft play owners son, rummiging through the entire ball pit(which had to be closed to do this) we still couldnt find his shoe,9though some interesting things were unearthed..like a babies bottle and a couple of dummies(passifiers if u r US!!!)) subhannallah my grandad had to carry my brother to the nearest shoe shop and buy him...............................plimsoles!!!!!!! !!!!!!!:D


oh how i(who hadnt been in the ball pit...) laughed hehehehehe!!!!!!!

[ummbilal]

we're packing to go visit my mum, we gave each of our sons aged 11, 7 and 4 a small back pack to put anything they'd like to take to read or play with on the journey, we said keep it light coz u r gonna be carrying it1

10 mins later we see 7 yr old heading down stairs with the enite harry potter set balanced in his hands...

us "where r you going with that lot?"
son"I might not know which one to read"

us"subhannallah, pack what u want"
hubby to me"when hes in bed we'll take that lot out"

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hes so funny subhannallah, he managed to shove 3 books, and 5 yes 5 large soft toys in his bag as well as several top trumps sets and numerous other "essentials, including a tourch and lots of toy cars..

subhannallah!!

dont worry i've left him the good stuff, i could barely lift his bag when i went to see what he'd packed lol


oh and mr 4 year old son had packed an assortment of pants, none of them his own!!!!!!!!!!

i dread to think what my eldest has put in his bag lol!!!

[$HugoBoss$]

Ruqayya is a nice name :up: very rare and unique :D

[ummbilal]

its a beautiful name, Allhumdulilah, I think you should keep your thoughts on people choice of names for thier children to yourself.

[dhakiyya]

Ruqayya is the name the Prophet :saw: gave to one of his daughters mashaAllah.

[dhakiyya]

lol @ shoe in ball pit incident!! The ball pit at the soft play area we were at wasn't that big, just enough room for a couple of older kids, or a mum and a toddler lol :p :D at back packing - if I'd done that as a kid my parents would have made me lug the whole set of books round with me just to teach me what travelling light means lol

[$HugoBoss$]

its a beautiful name, Allhumdulilah, I think you should keep your thoughts on people choice of names for thier children to yourself.

I never said it wasn't a beautifal name so take a deep breath and relax. Beats your name any day :p

[Abdulah]

My neice was looking at a family photo on my laptop and she was naming all the people in it and then at the end she said, ''no me! :mad:!''. Her face was just funny :P

[Khadija222333]

My neice was looking at a family photo on my laptop and she was naming all the people in it and then at the end she said, ''no me! :mad:!''. Her face was just funny :P

Aww! :love: Masha Allah! :love: That's sooo cute! :love:

[$HugoBoss$]

Once me and my nephew were flipping over wedding pictures of my sister and i asked my nephew, why weren't you at the wedding??? lol he looked at me all puzzled and started to burst into a million tears, he wouldn't stop crying, it was funny though :D

[Khadija222333]

Once me and my nephew were flipping over wedding pictures of my sister and i asked my nephew, why weren't you at the wedding??? lol he looked at me all puzzled and started to burst into a million tears, he wouldn't stop crying, it was funny though :D

You should be feeling sorry for making an innocent kid cry!:(

[$HugoBoss$]

You should be feeling sorry for making an innocent kid cry!:(

Who said he's innocent???? He's a little devil, spoiled to the max :torture:

[Khadija222333]

Who said he's innocent???? He's a little devil, spoiled to the max :torture:

Uh-huh. All little children are innocent...:inlove: almost all...

[$HugoBoss$]

Uh-huh. All little children are innocent...:inlove: almost all...

Not anymore, kids are growing up way to fast, it's hard to keep them in control.

[Khadija222333]

Not anymore, kids are growing up way to fast, it's hard to keep them in control.

Aww! :love: Masha Allah! :love:

[K h a l i l]

Aww! :love: Masha Allah! :love:

loool... Khadija, Nearly EVERY post of yours has a :love: in it.

Mashallah

[Khadija222333]

loool... Khadija, Nearly EVERY post of yours has a :love: in it.

Mashallah

:D :inlove:

[sunrise]

Who finds that little children can't pronounce your names for their lives lol

i'm known as 'Yaya' even though me name don't start with a Y lool:D:up:

[souljaa]

Lol my lil cousin who's just turned 1 was crawling on the floor and all over a sudden started nibbling his mums feet :love:...Lol his mum moved her feet away from him and he started crying lol so she gave him her finger and he proper chomped into it and left teeth marks :eek:

[Khadija222333]

Lol my lil cousin who's just turned 1 was crawling on the floor and all over a sudden started nibbling his mums feet :love:...Lol his mum moved her feet away from him and he started crying lol so she gave him her finger and he proper chomped into it and left teeth marks :eek:

Aww! :love: Masha Allah! :love: That's sooo cute! :love:

[Khadija222333]

Who finds that little children can't pronounce your names for their lives lol

i'm known as 'Yaya' even though me name don't start with a Y lool:D:up:

lol Yeah lil kids call me Deeja Baji...:love:

[$HugoBoss$]

lol Yeah lil kids call me Deeja Baji...:love:

Yeah i'm a kid to, DEEJA BAJI :hidban:

[GuCcI]

Once me and my nephew were flipping over wedding pictures of my sister and i asked my nephew, why weren't you at the wedding??? lol he looked at me all puzzled and started to burst into a million tears, he wouldn't stop crying, it was funny though :D



my cousin did that too and he made such a big deal of it wat his parents did wat took a picture of him cut him out of it and just stuck it in the middle of wedding picture so he would be quiet ... the picture looks funny but oh well at least it has a funny story behind it

[Khadija222333]

Yeah i'm a kid to, DEEJA BAJI :hidban:

:torture: :torture: :torture:

my cousin did that too and he made such a big deal of it wat his parents did wat took a picture of him cut him out of it and just stuck it in the middle of wedding picture so he would be quiet ... the picture looks funny but oh well at least it has a funny story behind it

Aww! :love: Masha Allah! :love: That's sooo cute! :love:

[Te'oma]

Who finds that little children can't pronounce your names for their lives lol

i'm known as 'Yaya' even though me name don't start with a Y lool:D:up:

When I was a little kid, my mother's nickname for my older sister was gertrude...don't know where it came from though :scratch: Anyway, I couldn't get my tongue around it so for years I would call her ger-puke

[sunrise]

When I was a little kid, my mother's nickname for my older sister was gertrude...don't know where it came from though :scratch: Anyway, I couldn't get my tongue around it so for years I would call her ger-puke


loool lovely....:vomit:


yaya looks a lot nicer now :outta:

[souljaa]

How do you pick up a baby with nappy rash? :scratch:

[neelu]

My youngest niece (see avatar :inlove:) normally comes up to us (me and my parents) to give a hug and kiss before she leaves. Today she was about to leave and didn't do any of that. She just waved and said "Bye!". My brother had hoped she'd give us a hug and kiss, so he said to her "say goodbye properly" and she said "Goodbye properly!":inlove:

[Khadija222333]

My youngest niece (see avatar :inlove:) normally comes up to us (me and my parents) to give a hug and kiss before she leaves. Today she was about to leave and didn't do any of that. She just waved and said "Bye!". My brother had hoped she'd give us a hug and kiss, so he said to her "say goodbye properly" and she said "Goodbye properly!":inlove:

Aww! :love: Masha Allah! :love: That's so cute! :love:

[Khadija222333]

This baby I know just came to our house with some other children. One of the children stepped on her hand and she started crying. Then she picked up the phone and said 'Aamalaykum baba. **** stefd my fand' ( Alsaaamualikum Baba **** just stepped on my hand ) :inlove: It was sooo cute! :love: Masha Allah! :love: I could eat her!!! Right now she's clapping and waving her hands! :inlove:

[dhakiyya]

Ruqayya learned a new word today mashaAllah... "dink" for "please mummy, can you get me some water to drink?"

[Khadija222333]

Ruqayya learned a new word today mashaAllah... "dink" for "please mummy, can you get me some water to drink?"

Aww! :love: Masha Allah! :love: That's soooo cute! :love:

[ibn suleman]

wasnt sure where to post this :p

[sunrise]

hunger will make u do the weirdest things :rotfl:

[enemiimene]

Salam..
my little 4 yr old sister was holding a hair accessories, with what seemed to be hair extensions in the form of snap on braids. I stopped and told her: "hey Weeam, baby, those are haram"...A day later, she comes to the kitchen asking me: "hey, Imene, did you see my 'harams'?"

[`asiya]

Salam..
my little 4 yr old sister was holding a hair accessories, with what seemed to be hair extensions in the form of snap on braids. I stopped and told her: "hey Weeam, baby, those are haram"...A day later, she comes to the kitchen asking me: "hey, Imene, did you see my 'harams'?"

:D awww masha Allah

[.: Anna :.]

Salam..
my little 4 yr old sister was holding a hair accessories, with what seemed to be hair extensions in the form of snap on braids. I stopped and told her: "hey Weeam, baby, those are haram"...A day later, she comes to the kitchen asking me: "hey, Imene, did you see my 'harams'?"rofl thats really funny

[Te'oma]

wasnt sure where to post this :p

When my kids were little, beef jerky(dried seasoned meat) was a real treat in our house. This one time we went and bought our dog these treats called begging strips that look like dried strips of meat. We gave the dog a couple of strips and put the bag under the sink with the pet supplies.
The next day, the bag was empty and we thought that somehow the dog had gotten in there during the night and eaten them all but my youngest ratted her sister(the second youngest) out and told us that Leah had gotten up in the night and snuck into the kitchen because she didn't think it was fair that the dog got all the "jerky" We found about half of the strips under her mattress...she had eaten the rest

[ajnabee]

my colleague bought ginormous african snails for the nursery where i work. one of the children (aged 2) comes in with her mum and this is the conversation they had...

child: mummy whats that?

mum: its a snail

child: are you scared mummy?

mum: no sweety. are you scared?

child: yes

lol :rotfl:

[ibn suleman]

i was at maghrib yesterday at the masjid, and a little boy probably abt 4 yrs old comes and sits right next to me, and starts pulling my beard..

and then asks in a quiet voice

"where did you get that from? can you buy it from the shops?" :D

and then i try and tell him how it grows naturally like the hair on his head...
and he stands up and whispers in my ear...

"are children allowed to have one?" :D

i said yes, when they grow older, and he ran away laughing :D

MAsha'Allah

[leela]

One day my 5 year old sister told me she knows everything. So I said to her, 'Does that mean you're omniscient?' and she replied, 'What does that mean?' :up:

[dhakiyya]

i was at maghrib yesterday at the masjid, and a little boy probably abt 4 yrs old comes and sits right next to me, and starts pulling my beard..

and then asks in a quiet voice

"where did you get that from? can you buy it from the shops?" :D

and then i try and tell him how it grows naturally like the hair on his head...
and he stands up and whispers in my ear...

"are children allowed to have one?" :D

i said yes, when they grow older, and he ran away laughing :D

MAsha'Allah

hehe lucky it wasn't a little girl asking if she could have one too lol :p I would have said that ladies don't get beards but when she's a grown up lady she can marry a man with a big beard :love:

[.: Anna :.]

i was at maghrib yesterday at the masjid, and a little boy probably abt 4 yrs old comes and sits right next to me, and starts pulling my beard..

and then asks in a quiet voice

"where did you get that from? can you buy it from the shops?" :D

and then i try and tell him how it grows naturally like the hair on his head...
and he stands up and whispers in my ear...

"are children allowed to have one?" :D

i said yes, when they grow older, and he ran away laughing :D

MAsha'Allahlol! that is really cute

[ummbilal]

this thread is making me cry...hormones huh!!!!!

[enemiimene]

this thread is making me cry...hormones huh!!!!!

every time I look at your screen name, I read it as umbilical. :/

[zammy]

:rotfl:

that's odd:rubeyes:


funny convo i had with my 2 yr old sis a while ago that made me laugh

sis: *calls out my name*

me: can I help you?

sis: you can help me? :rubeyes:

miskeen, she didn't know where all this talk about help came from lol :inlove:

[Loobna]

When we were going for to the masjid for taraweeh one night my little brother was coming with us and we said to him - 'hurry up, we're getting late - get ready...get ur stuff, do wudu...' so he went and got dressed and ready first - and then decided to do wudu...so we found him upstairs five minutes later with his foot complete with socks and trainers still on, soaked through now, under the cold water tap in the bath and him shouting 'i'm almost ready - dont leave without me!' :D

[Khadija222333]

funny convo i had with my 2 yr old sis a while ago that made me laugh

sis: *calls out my name*

me: can I help you?

sis: you can help me? :rubeyes:

miskeen, she didn't know where all this talk about help came from lol :inlove:

Aww! :love: Masha Allah! :love:

When we were going for to the masjid for taraweeh one night my little brother was coming with us and we said to him - 'hurry up, we're getting late - get ready...get ur stuff, do wudu...' so he went and got dressed and ready first - and then decided to do wudu...so we found him upstairs five minutes later with his foot complete with socks and trainers still on, soaked through now, under the cold water tap in the bath and him shouting 'i'm almost ready - dont leave without me!' :D

Aww! :love: Masha Allah! :love:



This lil kid I know calls me bhai ( brother ) and my brother baji ( sister ). :rotfl: :o :inlove:

[-Espérer-]

I asked my neice today, "How old are you baby?"

And she grinned at me and said, "Two years Gold!"

:D :inlove: :love:

Wallah it has been two years of gold with her around and I know that we're going to spend a lifetime of gold together insha allah :D

[sunrise]

I asked my neice today, "How old are you baby?"

And she grinned at me and said, "Two years Gold!"

:D :inlove: :love:

Wallah it has been two years of gold with her around and I know that we're going to spend a lifetime of gold together insha allah :D

aww :love: mashAllah

[GAL-actic]

I have this story...When I was like 3 years old I used to wash the remote control now and then. And I remember my mom telling a friend of her about it so I thought oh did something really cool. So before she finished her story I had already washed the remote control again.

[leela]

I have this story...When I was like 3 years old I used to wash the remote control now and then. And I remember my mom telling a friend of her about it so I thought oh did something really cool. So before she finished her story I had already washed the remote control again.

My sister washed the remote control some months ago.. now the volume button doesn't work.. :o

[GAL-actic]

My sister washed the remote control some months ago.. now the volume button doesn't work.. :o

Yea I can imagine that. My parents had to buy another one.

[Loobna]

Yea I can imagine that. My parents had to buy another one.

well at least it was only the remote control you had to replace - when my brother was younger he would watch us carefully working the vcr, putting the tapes in and taking them out, always remembering to clip the baby guard thing back on afterward...so of course after a while he figured out how to remove the baby guard thing himself...and naturally felt it was right to stuff a plastic toy soldier, a couple of pencils and some other stuff into it - and then replace he baby guard...so next time we put a tape in and pressed rewind...well lets just say technically we broke the vcr!

When I went to collect my brother from school today one of the mums there was chasing after her two little girls - the younger one was being really naughty and the mum was getting really stressed. Eventually she took this little girl to the side of the playground and told her to sit on there for three minutes (the time out on the naughty step kinda thing) ...only this little kid kept getting up and running away so the mum was getting more and more stressed out - what made me laugh was that all the time the mum was running after the naughty kid, her older little girl was following her mum around going 'mum, mum please can I sit on the naughty spot, can i sit down there, please mum, please!' :D

[GAL-actic]

well at least it was only the remote control you had to replace - when my brother was younger he would watch us carefully working the vcr, putting the tapes in and taking them out, always remembering to clip the baby guard thing back on afterward...so of course after a while he figured out how to remove the baby guard thing himself...and naturally felt it was right to stuff a plastic toy soldier, a couple of pencils and some other stuff into it - and then replace he baby guard...so next time we put a tape in and pressed rewind...well lets just say technically we broke the vcr!

hahah yea my bro did the thing with the vcr too.

[fisabilllillah]

when they scared of the vacuuuum....:coolbro:

[Loobna]

I went out with my brother yesterday, I was looking for mobile phones and he said he would come as long as I bought him something and he got to go in the toy shops for a while. My mum rang me while we were out and asked me to pick up bread from morrisons so i told my brother we had to go the morrisons and he started complaning and then said to me 'Do you know I have a list of hated shops - all the shops that I hate going in coz they're so boring, number 1- tesco, number 2 - sainsburys, number 3 - morrisons, number 4 - matalan...' basically he named all the shops where we go grocery shopping and all the shops where we go to buy clothes lol :D he got really angry and did power ranger kicks at me coz i was laughing :D

[-Espérer-]

My sister, when she was tiny, used to sit on a prayer mat with a hejab and niqab.. Looked so adorably pious. But go furhter down and she's stil got her lil nappy on :D Bless her.

[Khadija222333]

I have this story...When I was like 3 years old I used to wash the remote control now and then. And I remember my mom telling a friend of her about it so I thought oh did something really cool. So before she finished her story I had already washed the remote control again.

Aww! :love: Masha Allah! :love:

My sister washed the remote control some months ago.. now the volume button doesn't work.. :o

Aww! :love: Masha Allah! :love:

well at least it was only the remote control you had to replace - when my brother was younger he would watch us carefully working the vcr, putting the tapes in and taking them out, always remembering to clip the baby guard thing back on afterward...so of course after a while he figured out how to remove the baby guard thing himself...and naturally felt it was right to stuff a plastic toy soldier, a couple of pencils and some other stuff into it - and then replace he baby guard...so next time we put a tape in and pressed rewind...well lets just say technically we broke the vcr!

When I went to collect my brother from school today one of the mums there was chasing after her two little girls - the younger one was being really naughty and the mum was getting really stressed. Eventually she took this little girl to the side of the playground and told her to sit on there for three minutes (the time out on the naughty step kinda thing) ...only this little kid kept getting up and running away so the mum was getting more and more stressed out - what made me laugh was that all the time the mum was running after the naughty kid, her older little girl was following her mum around going 'mum, mum please can I sit on the naughty spot, can i sit down there, please mum, please!' :D

Aww! :love: Masha Allah! :love:

when they scared of the vacuuuum....:coolbro:

Aww! :love: Masha Allah! :love:

I went out with my brother yesterday, I was looking for mobile phones and he said he would come as long as I bought him something and he got to go in the toy shops for a while. My mum rang me while we were out and asked me to pick up bread from morrisons so i told my brother we had to go the morrisons and he started complaning and then said to me 'Do you know I have a list of hated shops - all the shops that I hate going in coz they're so boring, number 1- tesco, number 2 - sainsburys, number 3 - morrisons, number 4 - matalan...' basically he named all the shops where we go grocery shopping and all the shops where we go to buy clothes lol :D he got really angry and did power ranger kicks at me coz i was laughing :D

Aww! :love: Masha Allah! :love:

My sister, when she was tiny, used to sit on a prayer mat with a hejab and niqab.. Looked so adorably pious. But go furhter down and she's stil got her lil nappy on :D Bless her.

Aww! :love: Masha Allah! :love:

[*Al-Qadr*]

allowwwwwwwwwww

[niqaabi_muslima]

lol oh dear!reminds me of one of my students who spoke abt their new baby sister!

[angel*]

"I don't like baby, I'm hating him, he makes noise and is always crying waa waa hes making too much noise in the night.......
3 yr old niece about 4 week old nephew





loooool me got a 5yr old nephew 3 yr old neice and going-2-b-2 in decmeber neice i love them like crazy! :( dont hit poor innocent baby!

[dhakiyya]

Please don't make jokes about hitting babies. Its not funny.

[*Al-Qadr*]

loooool me got a 5yr old nephew 3 yr old neice and going-2-b-2 in decmeber neice i love them like crazy! :(

:rubeyes: its not me its neice, she gets jealous

Awww masha'Allaah :D

[angel*]

:rubeyes: its not me its neice, she gets jealous

Awww masha'Allaah :D


looooool on eid day i was making the food and had just cut the onions and my eyes were watering i came out of the kitchen and sat down 4 a few minutes so they irrtation wuld stop, my nephew hamza saw me came up 2 me put an arm around my neck then hugged me without saying a word! After about a minute or so he goes "plz dont cry auntie jee wuld u like 2 talk about it?" ha ha ha he thought i was crying and was comforting me lol bless i wont ever be able 2 4rfgt the innocence sincerity and worried look he had on his face it was just sooo adorable!!! :inlove: :rotfl: :rotfl:

[yasmin20]

looooool on eid day i was making the food and had just cut the onions and my eyes were watering i came out of the kitchen and sat down 4 a few minutes so they irrtation wuld stop, my nephew hamza saw me came up 2 me put an arm around my neck then hugged me without saying a word! After about a minute or so he goes "plz dont cry auntie jee wuld u like 2 talk about it?" ha ha ha he thought i was crying and was comforting me lol bless i wont ever be able 2 4rfgt the innocence sincerity and worried look he had on his face it was just sooo adorable!!! :inlove: :rotfl: :rotfl:



Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww mashaAllah thats shoooooooooooo cute bless him :inlove:

[*Al-Qadr*]

looooool on eid day i was making the food and had just cut the onions and my eyes were watering i came out of the kitchen and sat down 4 a few minutes so they irrtation wuld stop, my nephew hamza saw me came up 2 me put an arm around my neck then hugged me without saying a word! After about a minute or so he goes "plz dont cry auntie jee wuld u like 2 talk about it?" ha ha ha he thought i was crying and was comforting me lol bless i wont ever be able 2 4rfgt the innocence sincerity and worried look he had on his face it was just sooo adorable!!! :inlove: :rotfl: :rotfl:

Well sweet mashaAllah :D

[fisabilllillah]

i have loooooooooooooooooooooaddddddddddddddddds of stories...my kids at school r hilarious.

1)One of em my kids was over the moon, he just wud not stop!!!! he gave himself an intiation ceremony cos he got his first ever piece of homework (hes only 6) shoda, the innocence still prevails,,,,,,,pachara......his rite of growing up.:inlove:

2) the other one stepped on horse manure and wiped it all ova the carpet ,it was unfortunate cos he ended up sitting on the 'hidden' spot.:inlove:

3) they fart all the time and its soo hard to look them straught in the face and tell em not to laugh and that its not funnnnyy hahahahahahaha!!!!

kids r disgusting but boy they r soo funny........

[angel*]

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww mashaAllah thats shoooooooooooo cute bless him :inlove:

Well sweet mashaAllah :D

:love: yes he is just the sweetest thing ever! him and ayesha are so mature for their age and take soo much care of lil baby its amazing infact theyv spoilt the baby when she usaed 2 be such a sharif little girl they let her get away with everything and didnt let Di my brotherinalw or any1 for that matter say anything 2 her she'll even snatch their sweets or toys or whatever they have and they wont say a word bless them even if she gets angry and while throwing a temper tantram wacks them one they wont say a word 2 her or even let Di send her 2 the naughty corner!!!

[niqaabi_muslima]

Awwwww masha'Allah! Kids are such a blessing ! They say the most funniest things at time out of innocence! One time i was talking about jannah and a litlle girl got so excited and jumped up saying miss miss will we go jundon?!! (she got mixed up with london!!)

[yasmin20]

hahahahaha thats so funnyyyy mashaAllah isnt it hard when the child does something wrong but its funny and you've gotta control your laughter or they'll keep doing it again and again because they saw you laughing

[niqaabi_muslima]

Yeh tell me about it, its so difficult to hold bk and not laugh! Esp with me coz once i start i cant stop! The other day a student walked in wearing one of those abayas with beautiful embroidery on..I was like masha'Allah where did u get that frm as i remember buying one frm saudi...she replied 'my aunty made it!' i was like noo she cdnt hv must hv got it frm saudi? another student goes no miss no miss you can make it..you can make it out of wood!! subhanAllah everyone couldnt stop laughing!

[GAL-actic]

One day, being 3 y old I guess, anyway I went to my mom and I was totally wet. So she asked me where did you that? I was so proud of what I did so I showed her where I washed myself. Which was the toilet ewwwwwww
My mom was really upset :rotfl:

[yasmin20]

:rotfl:

[sunrise]

:salams

this isn't a funny story but...today i was on da bus and this little girl was was eating a kit kat stick, she ate a bit and then offered it to her mum and she ate a bit and kept offered her mum lol 'sharing is caring' :love: wallahi i cld feel my heart melting lool:o mashAllah children r soo innocent and thoughtful well most of da time :P

[Loobna]

One day, being 3 y old I guess, anyway I went to my mom and I was totally wet. So she asked me where did you that? I was so proud of what I did so I showed her where I washed myself. Which was the toilet ewwwwwww
My mom was really upset :rotfl:

:rotfl: very smart three year old you were lol

:salams

this isn't a funny story but...today i was on da bus and this little girl was was eating a kit kat stick, she ate a bit and then offered it to her mum and she ate a bit and kept offered her mum lol 'sharing is caring' :love: wallahi i cld feel my heart melting lool:o mashAllah children r soo innocent and thoughtful well most of da time :P

kids are so cute when they're little and they share food with you - esp if they put it in their mouth and then realise they didnt offer you any so they take it out their mouth and offer it to you :D:inlove: its a bit gross but its cute!

[GAL-actic]

:rotfl: very smart three year old you were lol


Yea u can say that again:rolleyes:

[sunrise]

:rotfl: very smart three year old you were lol



kids are so cute when they're little and they share food with you - esp if they put it in their mouth and then realise they didnt offer you any so they take it out their mouth and offer it to you :D:inlove: its a bit gross but its cute!


lool mashAllah hehe better l8 than never

[miss-islamic]

“Poor people always fast”
“I want to be princess Fiona (from Shrek) when I grow up”

- my sister

[Loobna]

“Poor people always fast”
“I want to be princess Fiona (from Shrek) when I grow up”

- my sister

lol -when my sis was little she used to tell everyone she wanted to be a car when she grew up :D

[fisabilllillah]

i told one of my kids at school. im a muslim and thats why i cover my hair....

he replied...so how far is it to become one of em yeah?

[zay_1982]

awwww mashallah...

today my nephew came up to me and asked what was zinna? as he was watching an islamic talk with his dad. i didnt know what to say i told him its wen ppl have kids when they are not married

he just turn around and says NO THATS ADOPTION!

I couldnt stop lafin it was so funny so i told him to go ask his dad bless him he just comes up with all these questions.

[angel*]

awwww mashallah...

today my nephew came up to me and asked what was zinna? as he was watching an islamic talk with his dad. i didnt know what to say i told him its wen ppl have kids when they are not married

he just turn around and says NO THATS ADOPTION!

I couldnt stop lafin it was so funny so i told him to go ask his dad bless him he just comes up with all these questions.

ha ha ha aww bless looool kids!!!!! :inlove:

[muslimma]

awwww mashallah...

today my nephew came up to me and asked what was zinna? as he was watching an islamic talk with his dad. i didnt know what to say i told him its wen ppl have kids when they are not married

he just turn around and says NO THATS ADOPTION!

I couldnt stop lafin it was so funny so i told him to go ask his dad bless him he just comes up with all these questions.

smart kid masallah xxx

[Bint Yusuf]

my lil cousin was going toilet. he was only 2 at the time or mayybe 2 and a half. his dad was helping him with the toilet and he goes no no no leave me il do it. as inhe'll put his trousers up and finish off.

so his dad goes...

his dad wonders what he up to and goes bk to find he hasn't put his trousers on and isn't holding it.

so dad asks him where is it?

he goes in derr and points to the toilet andhe flushed his trousers down the toilet and grinned like this--->:D


lmaooooo he's gangstaaaaaaaaaah!

[GAL-actic]

my lil cousin was going toilet. he was only 2 at the time or mayybe 2 and a half. his dad was helping him with the toilet and he goes no no no leave me il do it. as inhe'll put his trousers up and finish off.

so his dad goes...

his dad wonders what he up to and goes bk to find he hasn't put his trousers on and isn't holding it.

so dad asks him where is it?

he goes in derr and points to the toilet andhe flushed his trousers down the toilet and grinned like this--->:D


lmaooooo he's gangstaaaaaaaaaah!


:rotfl: :rotfl: Good one:up:

[Rosalie-Beauty]

I have an older cousin Fati, she's like 20 now. Anyway, when she was little she went up the Imam and told him to his face: "You're a nerd" Later she told her mother she thought he was a nerd because he wore glasses. LOL.

[Pro_Candy]

While watching the news today, and watching the report about the fires in Cali, my 8 year old son said to me "I'm glad I'm not a fish." Then went to play.

:inlove:

[Bint Yusuf]

While watching the news today, and watching the report about the fires in Cali, my 8 year old son said to me "I'm glad I'm not a fish." Then went to play.

:inlove:

awww

[GAL-actic]

When my bro was little he had a great meal...fresh from his diaper:vomit:

[Loobna]

When my bro was little he had a great meal...fresh from his diaper:vomit:

eewwww!

[ajnabee]

coupla days ago at work....

2 year old child: they dont come to visit us on earth
me: who doesnt come to visit us?
child: aliens
me: where are the aliens from?
child: from my book

lol :rotfl:

[ajnabee]

coupla weeks ago... my lil brother insisted on telling me a joke!



why didnt the bogie play football?




















































































>>> because he didnt get picked!

lol :rofl1:

[ajnabee]

yesterday...

child: its 5 o'clock in a minute


...10 mins later...

child: its five o'clock now...... in a minute"

[ajnabee]

was talkin to my lil bro today...

me: u ddnt even keep any fasts this ramadan!
him: yes i did... i kept 5!
me: no u didnt!
him: yeah... if u eat chocolate it doesnt break ur fast!
me: hahahahahahaha

[sunrise]

yesterday...

child: its 5 o'clock in a minute


...10 mins later...

child: its five o'clock now...... in a minute"


lool aww

i remember when i was teaching my little brother to tell the time..

i said 'what time is it he said 5 o clock' i said when will it be 6 o clock? he said in one hour

one minute later.... its one hour later now :D

me: :smack:

[fisabilllillah]

yesterday...

child: its 5 o'clock in a minute


...10 mins later...

child: its five o'clock now...... in a minute"

i keep telling myself that wen im on this forum lol.........:P...may allah bless ur babes.................mwah kisses from me..............

[fisabilllillah]

Tecaher: miss '**************' here today......can u guess wat religion she is going to talk about?

have a look at what shes wearing?

Child: Shes wearing 'olden' days clothes...shes going to talk about the olden days

Child..........: India. Shes going to talk about india religion.

No.....what is she wearing?

child: clothes

[Te'oma]

My grandson at age 5: When I grow up I want to be just like you grandpa

Me: awe, that's sweet...how come you want to be like me when you grow up

Eric: Cause when I get old, I want to be alive too

me: :eek3:

[ajnabee]

My grandson at age 5: When I grow up I want to be just like you grandpa

Me: awe, that's sweet...how come you want to be like me when you grow up

Eric: Cause when I get old, I want to be alive too

me: :eek3:

lol :D

[GAL-actic]

was talkin to my lil bro today...

me: u ddnt even keep any fasts this ramadan!
him: yes i did... i kept 5!
me: no u didnt!
him: yeah... if u eat chocolate it doesnt break ur fast!
me: hahahahahahaha

:rotfl: smart kid:D

[ajnabee]

i keep telling myself that wen im on this forum lol.........:P...may allah bless ur babes.................mwah kisses from me..............

they're not exactly my babes... i give them back at the end of the day. :D

[zammy]

teaching time to kids is the hardest thing lool.. at the end I just say something like "Only one hour left..that's only TWO episodes of Arthur." Then they get it :rolleyes:

[yasmin20]

My grandson at age 5: When I grow up I want to be just like you grandpa

Me: awe, that's sweet...how come you want to be like me when you grow up

Eric: Cause when I get old, I want to be alive too

me: :eek3:


LOL

[dhakiyya]

This morning I was lying on the sofa reading a book whilst Ruqayya played happily. Then she climbed on the sofa, I thought cause she wanted a cuddle. But no. She grabbed the book out of my hands, sat on my head and sat there "reading" the book lol (until I gently removed her which isn't easy when your head is pinned to the sofa)

She does this to me in salat too. In fact I think she's realised that she can take liberties with mummy when mummy's doing salat, cause of mummy following the hadeeth about staying in sujood if a small child decides to jump on your back whilst in sujood. By analogy I assume the same applies if the small child sits on your head lol. She also climbs on my back sometimes, or when I'm standing she toddles round me in circles lol (just waiting for me to go into sujood so she can climb on me/sit on my head/etc lol) and sometimes she plonks herself right in the middle of my prayer mat, and once she carried her box of building blocks and emptied them right on the prayer mat lol.

Though its totally :inlove: cute when sometimes she tries to copy me and does sujood facing totally the wrong way and then rolls onto her back and lies there in a star shape lol :inlove:

What age (roughly) to kids start actually copying parents when they do salat inshaAllah?

[Arsalan]

This morning I was lying on the sofa reading a book whilst Ruqayya played happily. Then she climbed on the sofa, I thought cause she wanted a cuddle. But no. She grabbed the book out of my hands, sat on my head and sat there "reading" the book lol (until I gently removed her which isn't easy when your head is pinned to the sofa)

She does this to me in salat too. In fact I think she's realised that she can take liberties with mummy when mummy's doing salat, cause of mummy following the hadeeth about staying in sujood if a small child decides to jump on your back whilst in sujood. By analogy I assume the same applies if the small child sits on your head lol. She also climbs on my back sometimes, or when I'm standing she toddles round me in circles lol (just waiting for me to go into sujood so she can climb on me/sit on my head/etc lol) and sometimes she plonks herself right in the middle of my prayer mat, and once she carried her box of building blocks and emptied them right on the prayer mat lol.

Though its totally :inlove: cute when sometimes she tries to copy me and does sujood facing totally the wrong way and then rolls onto her back and lies there in a star shape lol :inlove:

What age (roughly) to kids start actually copying parents when they do salat inshaAllah?


Awww thats so cute.

This morning my baby was clapping and blowing little kisses - in immitation coz we taught her and also in happiness. She is only 7 and half months old.

[dhakiyya]

mashaAllah that is sooo cute.

[-Fady-]

my baby sister is around 2 yrs old and she started copying us in prayer a while back mashAllah she even reads al-fatiha and says aameen MashAllah its soooo cute :inlove:

[dhakiyya]

MashaAllah that is so cute. Alhamdulillah. I remember when I first reverted meeting a two year old that could recite surat al fatiha better than me. I'd only just learned it mashaAllah then this tiny little boy could recite it all better than me mashaAllah

[souljaa]

Lol i were watchin Qiraat videos on YouTube with nephew and you know how they cover their ears with their hands...Lol nephew was proper doing that and tryna imitate what they were reciting...Then he fell asleep with his hands on his ears :inlove:

[MG]

This strange more than funny IMO:

Yet again was trying to wake my boy up for fajr this morning, he wouldnt, then he suddenly heard the TV (knight Rider happened to be on i think) suddenly he jumps out of bed and goes bathroom and comes out does his fajr.


Anywho as we are getting ready , he says in excitement:

mum if i dont wake up for fajr say "knight rider is on" and ill get up really really quickley ok? :rubeyes::rubeyes:

[um-salwa]

I remember while we were is Sanaa my 2 year old walked into an
automatic open door problem is it wouldnt open for him soooooooo
funny at the time

[Te'oma]

This strange more than funny IMO:

Yet again was trying to wake my boy up for fajr this morning, he wouldnt, then he suddenly heard the TV (knight Rider happened to be on i think) suddenly he jumps out of bed and goes bathroom and comes out does his fajr.


Anywho as we are getting ready , he says in excitement:

mum if i dont wake up for fajr say "knight rider is on" and ill get up really really quickley ok? :rubeyes::rubeyes:

:rotfl: @ the little boy and :eek3: for the UK still having that show on the air

[Te'oma]

MashaAllah that is so cute. Alhamdulillah. I remember when I first reverted meeting a two year old that could recite surat al fatiha better than me. I'd only just learned it mashaAllah then this tiny little boy could recite it all better than me mashaAllah

LOL I hear you on that one...

[MG]

:rotfl: @ the little boy and :eek3: for the UK still having that show on the air

:p u know how behind we are, heck we still go some dudes putting that red light on the front of their car:rubeyes:

[Te'oma]

:p u know how behind we are, heck we still go some dudes putting that red light on the front of their car:rubeyes:

You have got to be kidding me, right? Those cars were junk. There aren't many of them even still on the roads here.

[MG]

You have got to be kidding me, right? Those cars were junk. There aren't many of them even still on the roads here.


not exactly the same cars but very very similar, but u know its a "knight rider" one when u see the car...it was always parked outside my sister's home lol we used to have some good laughs about it

[Te'oma]

That is soooo sad...I'm sorry...the knight 2000 was cool back in the day but it's pretty sad now.
Anyway, this thread is about kids, not pop culture :D
A pic says it better then words. My son and grandson

http://www.ummah.com/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=20524&d=1195858253

[.: Anna :.]

teoma pic aint working? :(

[Te'oma]

Hmmm I can see it fine...strange. I uploaded it as an attachment to the ummah server so it's not a remote thing

[MG]

Hmmm I can see it fine...strange. I uploaded it as an attachment to the ummah server so it's not a remote thing

i cant see it either

[dhakiyya]

or me please repost it bro

[Te'oma]

http://www.ummah.com/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=20524&d=1195858253

[ibn suleman]

That is soooo sad...I'm sorry...the knight 2000 was cool back in the day but it's pretty sad now.
Anyway, this thread is about kids, not pop culture :D
A pic says it better then words. My son and grandson

http://www.ummah.com/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=20481&d=1195722779

i can see it...

masha'Allah :D

[Te'oma]

hmmm waitasec...I wonder if it's because I posted it in the bro's forum

[ibn suleman]

hmmm waitasec...I wonder if it's because I posted it in the bro's forum

LOL

yeh...any attachments there are restricted to those who have access

i think everyone else probably has a link or sumthing..and permission denied :p

[Te'oma]

well hopefully I have it fixed now :D

[ibn suleman]

well hopefully I have it fixed now :D

insha'Allah...although i cant really say..cos its still the same for me :p

[Te'oma]

some help you are blundermaster :p

[Te'oma]

can anyone see the pic now in post 433?

[dhakiyya]

mashaAllah I can see it now and mashaAllah your lil grandson is sooooooo cute :inlove:

[MG]

i cant see it unless u took it off:rubeyes:

[.: Anna :.]

yayy i saw it now :d

[MG]

my son has gone spongebob crazy and is demanding i make him a "Crabby Pattie" for his dinner :rubeyes:

when someone finds out what this is, please tell me.

P.S. he is still living in the Big cardbox that came with my PC chair, only now it has 2 cushions in it *sigh*

[ajnabee]

may son has gone spongebob crazy and is demanding i make him a "Crabby Pattie" for his dinner :rubeyes:

when someone finds out what this is, please tell me.


"who lives in a pinapple under the sea? SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!"

[MG]

"who lives in a pinapple under the sea? SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!"


*covers ears!

nahiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!

[ajnabee]

*covers ears!

nahiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!

"absorbent and yellow and porous is he. SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!"

[dhakiyya]

someone got paid a lot of money to write that themetune....

[ajnabee]

someone got paid a lot of money to write that themetune....


"if nautical nonsense be somethin' ya wish.
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

then drop on the deck and flop like a fish.
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!"

yes, i did get paid a lot of money...

[Cristiana]

My husband loves spongebob... when he watches it he laughs so whole-heartedly... he's so cute!:inlove:

[MG]

My husband loves spongebob... when he watches it he laughs so whole-heartedly... he's so cute!:inlove:

but does he ask for "Crabbie Patties" afterwards :(

[dhakiyya]

buy some crab pate or that seafood mayo sandwich filler thing that tescos do and sandwich it between two cream crackers or something and call it crabbie patties lol

[MG]

buy some crab pate or that seafood mayo sandwich filler thing that tescos do and sandwich it between two cream crackers or something and call it crabbie patties lol

lol nooooo !!

how about i make a fish burger and call it a "crabbie pattie" ;)

[dhakiyya]

fishburger sounds good... whatever is healthy and looks most like the cartoon thing innit :up:

[dhakiyya]

Today my husband and toddler were sharing a slice of melon. Ruqayya was still asking him for more even when it was finished, so my husband put the plate with the empty melon rind in front of her and said "look, its all gone" - so Ruqayya picked up the melon rind and took a huge bite out of it lol.

I had to fish bits of chewed up melon rind out of her mouth lol

[dhakiyya]

Ruqayya (19 months old) likes to try to copy me whilst I'm doing salat, she tries to do ruku and sujood - sometimes she fetches a prayer mat or two when she hears the adhan, and today mashaAllah, after she tried to do salat with me, she put away my prayer mat for me, put it right in the corner where it goes..... shame she didn't wait for me to finish praying first mashaAllah :rotfl:

[Zesty]

:rotfl: aawww sssoo cute mashaAllah! theres not been much on this thread in ages!

[GAL-actic]

Ruqayya (19 months old) likes to try to copy me whilst I'm doing salat, she tries to do ruku and sujood - sometimes she fetches a prayer mat or two when she hears the adhan, and today mashaAllah, after she tried to do salat with me, she put away my prayer mat for me, put it right in the corner where it goes..... shame she didn't wait for me to finish praying first mashaAllah :rotfl:

awww that's so cute :inlove:

[GuCcI]

Ruqayya (19 months old) likes to try to copy me whilst I'm doing salat, she tries to do ruku and sujood - sometimes she fetches a prayer mat or two when she hears the adhan, and today mashaAllah, after she tried to do salat with me, she put away my prayer mat for me, put it right in the corner where it goes..... shame she didn't wait for me to finish praying first mashaAllah :rotfl:

lol, i dont know if this happens with ruqayya but wen my youngest brother was really small he used to copy my dad and brother pray so wen they would pray together he would stand with them and do all the positions and wen they would get to sujood he would just stay in that position and not get back up :scratch: only after the whole salaat we realize he fell asleep in sujood :p

[Loobna]

lol, i dont know if this happens with ruqayya but wen my youngest brother was really small he used to copy my dad and brother pray so wen they would pray together he would stand with them and do all the positions and wen they would get to sujood he would just stay in that position and not get back up :scratch: only after the whole salaat we realize he fell asleep in sujood :p

lol - thats cute :inlove:

[KhadijaC]

I thought I would share an anecdote about my youngest brother, from back when we were young. My then teenage sister took seven year old Abdullah (Abs) out grocery shopping.

While they were out, Mum and I at home received a call. My mum picked up, and the caller was completely quiet though mum constantly said hello. She put the receiver down and seemed slightly miffed, shaking her head with an upset look-saying these “these crank callers”!

15- 20 minutes later another call. I then picked the phone up. I not only said hello, but also asked to know who was calling. This time a little voice piped up and asked for Abdullah. The caller sounded like my impish brother Abdullah asking for himself. I said so to the caller not being too sure that it was. The caller Hang up leaving me puzzled. I didn’t mention anything to my mum so not to create any fuss.

My sister and seven year old Abdullah came home from shopping 10 minutes later; I asked whether any of them had anything to say. My sister sheepishly after a little while admitted allowing Abdullah to go to a call box. My mum (not aware of Abs and the phone box) came in. Abdullah a bit nervous to get into as less trouble as possible piped up and said to my mum, “mum I called home 10 minutes ago, but the call you received 30 minutes ago was not me”!...

No one had mentioned at all that there had been TWO calls within the last half hour…! :)

[miss-islamic]

My lil’ bro (the one in the vatar) turned 3 a few day ago. His thing right now is to scream “HALLAM” all the time (the word is a combination of halal and haram). :rotfl: And yeah, he does the praying thing too. Loves going to the mosque. :D

[ify]

lol :inlove: ^

one of th lil boy's in my sis' madressa class (he's six) was like, 'Aapa, im a little bit Hafiz! :D - I know Surah Fatihaa off by heart' lol it was cute :love:

[dhakiyya]

lol :inlove: ^

one of th lil boy's in my sis' madressa class (he's six) was like, 'Aapa, im a little bit Hafiz! :D - I know Surah Fatihaa off by heart' lol it was cute :love:

mashaAllah!!!!!! thats sooooooo cute, a lil bit hafidh cause I know surat al fatiha .......... tell him if he learns surat al ikhlas that it represents one third of the Qur'an ;)

[.: Anna :.]

lol :inlove: ^

one of th lil boy's in my sis' madressa class (he's six) was like, 'Aapa, im a little bit Hafiz! :D - I know Surah Fatihaa off by heart' lol it was cute :love:

awww :inlove:
may Allah make him full hafidh :up:

[scribble]

lol :inlove: ^

one of th lil boy's in my sis' madressa class (he's six) was like, 'Aapa, im a little bit Hafiz! :D - I know Surah Fatihaa off by heart' lol it was cute :love:

Mashallah! How sweet. :inlove:

[muslimma]

Ruqayya (19 months old) likes to try to copy me whilst I'm doing salat, she tries to do ruku and sujood - sometimes she fetches a prayer mat or two when she hears the adhan, and today mashaAllah, after she tried to do salat with me, she put away my prayer mat for me, put it right in the corner where it goes..... shame she didn't wait for me to finish praying first mashaAllah :rotfl:

hahhahahahahhahahhahahhahahhahahah :p

:inlove: so funi thats absolutely hilarious...............*deep breadth*

[Kasim2k7]

My four months boy, Umair, loves playing in water. We place him in a tub half full of water and on a seat so that he doesnt slip. And he laughs smiles jumps and the water goes everywhere splashing. Mashallah he is great.

[Eemaan]

i know im not a child but me and my brother still make cranck fone calls to the fone box across the road to tell the hijaabless sisters to wear a hijaab cos allah is watching :o

really freaks them out. for guys we tell them the maulana at masjid says they late for moqs and they better stop handing around. we describe what they wear and who they with to add to their anxiety. :D

[Omar Mukhtar]

Some idiot played a similar prank to me, phone rings i pick it up and guy start swearing at me, saying if i put the phone down he 's gonna kill me :(, i put the phone down and legged it. He sounded proper scary and serious.:torture:

[seven]

my daughter trying to count in french: un, deux, trois, quatre (cat), dog, cow, dix :rotfl:

[fisabilllillah]

my nephew mashallah loooooves niqaabis, we dont live in a predominantly niqabbi area but if he sees a niqaabi anywhere he will get soo excited thinking its his aunty ......it could get reall embarassing at times especially if he is tugging at the sister :o mashallah but he is only 2 after all...so i wont worry yet...and to show his dissatisfication of sumthing he will say really loudly 'Astaghfurullhu adheem' he thinks its a word to tell someone off lol....

[*IslamicGirl*]

:start:

:salams

:sub: kids say the loveliest things but sometimes they can be so ..erm strange.


Yesterday my seven year old cousin was talking about Nasheeds and she asked me:

'Do you like Sami Yusuf.... as a a man?' ( :eek: )

:sub: i was flabbergasted and thought maybe she got the wrong end of the stick so i said 'yes :masha: his nasheeds are nice they remind me of Allah :Swt: ' but she went on further to ask 'do you want to marry him?'

:eek: at this point i had to join in with the kids lingo and went 'ewwww no yuk yuk i only like the Nasheeds!'

But :masha: kids can be so innocent yet comical at the same time

http://www.iluvislam.com/v1/images/avatars/Sleepy1%5B75%5D.gif

:wswrwb:

[-Fady-]

my daughter trying to count in french: un, deux, trois, quatre (cat), dog, cow, dix :rotfl:

:rofl1:

I taught my sis to count to 10 in italiano :D

she can also count to 10 in english and arabic :D (2 and a half years old)

She slept on my lap before :D :D :D

[Muslimah4lyff]

:start:

:salams

:sub: kids say the loveliest things but sometimes they can be so ..erm strange.


Yesterday my seven year old cousin was talking about Nasheeds and she asked me:

'Do you like Sami Yusuf.... as a a man?' ( :eek: )

:sub: i was flabbergasted and thought maybe she got the wrong end of the stick so i said 'yes :masha: his nasheeds are nice they remind me of Allah :Swt: ' but she went on further to ask 'do you want to marry him?'

:eek: at this point i had to join in with the kids lingo and went 'ewwww no yuk yuk i only like the Nasheeds!'

But :masha: kids can be so innocent yet comical at the same time

http://www.iluvislam.com/v1/images/avatars/Sleepy1%5B75%5D.gif

:wswrwb:

:rotfl:

[sister_sumera]

my daughter trying to count in french: un, deux, trois, quatre (cat), dog, cow, dix :rotfl:

Lol awwww thats soo cute Masha'Allah.


Last year when i was doing my placement in a year 3 class at a primary school, they were learning about animals. The teacher said what does a lamb become? a child said sheep, she said what does a calf become? some1 said cow, then she said what does a piglet become? 1 child said pork. The childs reaction was hilarious!

[yasmin20]

This is about my neighbour he's 5/6 yrs old his mother told me he was at school and wasnt behaving himself so the teacher warned him but he did'nt listen to her so the teacher handed him a letter to give to his parents...now what he did was he ripped the letter and threw it in the bin
the next morning the teacher asked him

'did u give the letter to ur parents' and he goes
'I gave to my dad he read and chucked it in the bin ' :rotfl:

the teacher was so furious so called the parents at school and now he's grounded for a month lol

I cannot believe his guts!! I could never ever ever think of doing something like that

[najla2]

[FONT=Comic Sans MS]I cannot believe his guts!! I could never ever ever think of doing something like that

neither would i. i would be in bigggggggggg trouble.

[MG]

My son has said whenever i am to call him for anything from here on, i must refer to him as "the grinch" :smack:


(i mean have u seen what the grinch looks like, grose :rubeyes: )

:help:

[dhakiyya]

:rotfl: @ the grinch

lol kids n their imagination mashaAllah :D

[MG]

:rotfl: @ the grinch

lol kids n their imagination mashaAllah :D


sis u dont know how many times i have been forced to watch that grose character,im surprised kids aint scared of him (and on top of that re-runs of Home Alone movies ALL 4 of them) :rubeyes:

so how do i get out of calling him "the grinch" without upsetting him


:help:

[dhakiyya]

I dunno... I've only read the parenting books as far as "toddler" so far....

[ajnabee]

this lil 2 and a half year old girl was lookin at a boy doll. someone asked her "how do u know if its a boy or a girl?" so she replied... "boys do poo poos n girls do we wees" lol :rotfl:

[cheeky]

I was at the doctors yday....listenin to baby's heartbeat, my 6yr old sister came with me especially to listen. Once we were out she was like 'your baby is boring, she doesnt even talk....forget that she doesnt even cry!!' me: what does she do..what did you hear? sis: 'she just sits there!!' :rolleyes:

[ajnabee]

I was at the doctors yday....listenin to baby's heartbeat, my 6yr old sister came with me especially to listen. Once we were out she was like 'your baby is boring, she doesnt even talk....forget that she doesnt even cry!!' me: what does she do..what did you hear? sis: 'she just sits there!!' :rolleyes:


awww cute.

the other day, i asked one of the children "what do u wanna be when u grow up" and the girl replied "a mummy!:inlove:" masha'allah.

[cheeky]

lol clever....my same sis when younger answered: a man :p (football player! haha) She was conviced you somehow beca,e a man when you grow up...b4 that she said rabbit or crocodile...she was one strange kid lol.

[riaizhere]

My mum used to keep our atta (chapati flour) in them big metal bins, don't know if some of you can still rememba them?! Well anyway my mum popped to the next doors one day, leaving me and my sister. She came back to the whole dining room covered in flour and my sister in the metal bin, and I apparently said to her I was giving her a bath!!! My mum cudnt help laffin.

Its funi v wer onli little but I can still rememba bits of it.

[Jilbabi]

My mum used to keep our atta (chapati flour) in them big metal bins, don't know if some of you can still rememba them?! Well anyway my mum popped to the next doors one day, leaving me and my sister. She came back to the whole dining room covered in flour and my sister in the metal bin, and I apparently said to her I was giving her a bath!!! My mum cudnt help laffin.

Its funi v wer onli little but I can still rememba bits of it.

Subhanallah, my brother and cousin sis did the exacttt same thing LOL

we hav a pic of them aswell

and yes i remember the metal bins cos we stil have one hahaha

jazakhallah

[ajnabee]

the other day, i caught my lil bro talking out loud in a room with no-one in it. so i asked him "who are u talking to?" and he replied very casually "myself" :D

[miss-islamic]

My lil’ bro, “the rain has peed!” (A lil’ diff than the poetic sentiment that sky is crying when it’s raining, eh?) :rotfl:

[Mumtaz]

This was from TV:commercial
So funny one

the father come to the kitchen tying his tie:

Son Ask: R u going work on saturday?

Father says: Yes, cos boss tell us to come

Son ask: R u going to wear that tie?

Father says: Yes, cos ur mom say it look good

Son goes: Do U ever do what U like:rotfl::rotfl:

[saladin1970]

my brother in law is like the scary uncle to all the children in the family. My daughter was really scared of him, she is ok with him now. He was considered so scary that when reading the lion king, when it got to the picture of scar , she would say uncle w....

Any way one day brother in law was play fighting with my 10 year old son. My daughter who was only 2 at