Ummah.com Poetry Battle

[Abu Muslim]

In the name of Allah, the Supreme, The Majestic

In my whole time at being on Ummah, I've never posted a thread in poetry section but ah well, theres always a first.

As an add on from ibn k's thread [we'll leave that for his eleouqant [sp?] poetry], this thread everyone can join in.

Basically, rules are, 4 lines each, 2 rhyme, then 2 rhyme. One person posts, then next one gotta start with something related to what the last person posted then so on.

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Ummah.com is full of freaks
Check the ceiling, theres a leak
These are so random they can be funny
Did you know someone killed by bunny

[Eemaan]

they killed a bunny and it twasnt funny
i was goin to have it for supper with honey
i must go now and have a baaaf
because i smell like a binman and a half :(

[Ibn Khattab]

is this a verbal challenge to me,
im too good to be the referee.
is it true ABU M that you are thinking,
wait a sec, why are you winking.

i didnt even finish my prose,
cos its time to go and take a dose.
man ill beat ya'll hands down,
im just the king man i own the crown.

[S@Z]

they killed a bunny and it twasnt funny
i was goin to have it for supper with honey
i must go now and have a baaaf
because i smell like a binman and a half :(:rotfl:

aye, it is never funny
the rules - never sunny!
it's all about expressin,
sad or bad, keep typin :D

[Al Qiyamah]

is this a verbal challenge to me,
im too good to be the referee.
is it true ABU M that you are thinking,
wait a sec, why are you winking.

i didnt even finish my prose,
cos its time to go and take a dose.
man ill beat ya'll hands down,
im just the king man i own the crown.

:salams

you can wear the crown
but please don't frown
your breaking the rule
four lines each, then its cool :up:

[OBL]

s this a verbal challenge to me,
im too good to be the referee.
is it true ABU M that you are thinking,
wait a sec, why are you winking.

i didnt even finish my prose,
cos its time to go and take a dose.
man ill beat ya'll hands down,
im just the king man i own the crown.

follow the rule man, supposed to be 4 lines.

Basically, rules are, 4 lines each, 2 rhyme, then 2 rhyme

[Abu Muslim]

they killed a bunny and it twasnt funny
i was goin to have it for supper with honey
i must go now and have a baaaf
because i smell like a binman and a half :(

You really do smell, a bath is not enough
To get rid of that smell is gonna be tough
One by one, please do wait
Otherwise you will be late

[ur_yusra]

is this a verbal challenge to me,
im too good to be the referee.
is it true ABU M that you are thinking,
wait a sec, why are you winking.

i didnt even finish my prose,
cos its time to go and take a dose.
man ill beat ya'll hands down,
im just the king man i own the crown.

Are you on anti-depressants,
Venlafexine or prozac?
I did always wonder why,
Your posts were slightly wack,

[Chained_Water]

This epedemic was started by Ibn K,
Even though his skills are in decay,
Now ummah.com is in a rhyming craze,
Leaving all onlookers in a confused daze.

[Eemaan]

You really do smell, a bath is not enough
To get rid of that smell is gonna be tough
One by one, please do wait
Otherwise you will be late

i wont be late because there no rush
i need to deodarise but keep that hush
oooh ive just spotted my amee jee
so it time for me to sod off and flee

[Al-Irhaab]

your all just sad and retarded
ur castles left madly unguarded
i am the truly the don of poetry
yall just cheap imitations of me

:rolleyes:

[Eemaan]

your all just sad and retarded
ur castles left madly unguarded
i am the truly the done of poetry
yall just cheap imitations of me

:rolleyes:

your such a plonk i can see
how stupid your wife must surely be
so when is this imaginery wedding
cos down a well i think your heading

[Abu Muslim]

is this a verbal challenge to me,
im too good to be the referee.
is it true ABU M that you are thinking,
wait a sec, why are you winking.

Stick to the rules or you'll go out
Just goes to show you know nowt
None of that homo here
We'll throw you off a cliff or peer

[ur_yusra]

your all just sad and retarded
ur castles left madly unguarded
i am the truly the done of poetry
yall just cheap imitations of me

:rolleyes:

You are the what of poetry?
Atrocious typos, deary me,
It is quite clear that a true king,
Would surely watch his spelling :smack:

[souljaa]

your all just sad and retarded
ur castles left madly unguarded
i am the truly the done of poetry
yall just cheap imitations of me

:rolleyes:

You should learn to look cool
Cos you just making yourself look like a fool
Man I don't even need to try
Cos y'all looking very sly.

[Chained_Water]

your such a plonk i can see
how stupid your wife must surely be
so when is this imaginery wedding
cos down a well i think your heading

sis you got the bro there sussed,
put in his place and rightly cussed,
his head is big and poetry lame,
his poor fiances trapped its such a shame.

[Ibn Khattab]

your all just sad and retarded
ur castles left madly unguarded
i am the truly the done of poetry
yall just cheap imitations of me

:rolleyes:

man whats happening with your lines and words,
just go to that corner, and join them nerds.
Irhab man you need to polish your prose,
and please go and clean your smelly toes.

i can smell them from here, they stink so much,
call a doctor man, get in touch.

[Al Qiyamah]

look who's talking
keep on walking
sis ur_yusra your talents are in need :inlove:
so some brothers can take heed :p

:outta: :salams

[Al-Irhaab]

your such a plonk i can see
how stupid your wife must surely be
so when is this imaginery wedding
cos down a well i think your heading

if insults is what you seek
then i am far from meek
ill walk over you like a mat
before seeing ur abbu for a lil chat

:rolleyes:

[Chained_Water]

You are the what of poetry?
Atrocious typos, deary me,
It is quite clear that a true king,
Would surely watch his spelling :smack:
correcting brothers as sisters do,
they're clueless without us yes its true,
spelling is just one of many a worry,
he also needs advice on cooking curry.

[Eemaan]

woo hoo i like a good war
and look what the plonk has in store
he out of his league i tell y'all
cos his heads bigger than his smalls :D

[Al-Irhaab]

You are the what of poetry?
Atrocious typos, deary me,
It is quite clear that a true king,
Would surely watch his spelling :smack:

what manner of tale is this
just explain are u a bro or a sis
u try to think more then you can
and end up just acting like a man

:rolleyes:

[OBL]

cool game
ur all insane
none of u can rhyme
ur all wasting ur time.

[S@Z]

my! someone's blasted a missile -
everyone's off to the Poetry Mile!
acting like a macho man,
someone needs a head scan!

:1popcorn:

[Ibn Khattab]

Run
Bun
Fun
Sun

[Eemaan]

cool game
ur all insane
none of u can rhyme
ur all wasting ur time.


shurrup yer gob OBL
cos you havent cot a snowballs chance in hell
im the queen of rhyming verses
so tell everone so order their hearses :coolbro:

[Al-Irhaab]

shurrup yer gob OBL
cos you havent cot a snowballs chance in hell
im the queen of rhyming verses
so tell everone so order their hearses :coolbro:

you just more talking trash
in the guise of a yorkshire lass
if your daddy was here to see
hed beat u down so badly

:torture:

[OBL]

shurrup yer gob OBL
cos you havent cot a snowballs chance in hell
im the queen of rhyming verses
so tell everone so order their hearses

dont diss me
or
Ill use use my cane
trust me you'l feel the pain

[Eemaan]

you just more talking trash
in the guise of a yorkshire lass
if your daddy was here to see
hed beat u down so badly

:torture:

my carrot has more sense then you head
cos it seems you spend too much time in your bed
you stink of molasses i here them all say
you'll be lucky to have a shaadi in may

[Chained_Water]

Run
Bun
Fun
Sun
Ibn K this goes to show,
Rhyming does not intelligence show,
Any plank can write a rhyme,
Thats how you have many a time.

True poetry is not about rhyme,
I'll educate you if you give me the time,
It's the depth of meaning within some words,
That touches heart and mind whenever heard.

[Eemaan]

Run
Bun
Fun
Sun

my goodness i think we have a genius
too bad he has the looks of a seamus
never mind, you still have a beard
that gives you hope, your not all that weird.

[Ibn Khattab]

Ibn K this goes to show,
Rhyming does not intelligence show,
Any plank can write a rhyme,
Thats how you have many a time.

True poetry is not about rhyme,
I'll educate you if you give me the time,
It's the depth of meaning within some words,
That touches heart and mind whenever heard.

CW man please dont cry,
you know its always worth a try.
but rhyming is just not for you,
im sorry but you dont have a clue :p

now i knw things have been really hard,
but you dont need to act like a retard :D
just take lifes challenges as they come,
you are a naughty little brum.

[Eemaan]

CW man please dont cry,
you know its always worth a try.
but rhyming is just not for you,
im sorry but you dont have a clue :p

now i knw things have been really hard,
but you dont need to act like a retard :D
just take lifes challenges as they come,
you are a naughty little brum.

yes a brum but also a bum
shes done no teaching since the beginning of term
she makes excuses and wants to make brats cry
but all she needs is to smack em on the sly

[OBL]

CW man please dont cry,
you know its always worth a try.
but rhyming is just not for you,
im sorry but you dont have a clue

now i knw things have been really hard,
but you dont need to act like a retard
just take lifes challenges as they come,
you are a naughty little brum.

LOL :up:

[Qualitex]

This brother is on point and he speaking the truth
So i'm going to agree and be eager to proof
That if words don't rhyme and couplets don't meet
You still can have meaning and truth in your sentences
You don't need a rhyme to make your lines complete
But it certainly adds to the essences

[Unique Muslimah]

:(I think you should leave CW alone
Don't talk to her in that howwible tone
She rawks with poems and shes quite right
You and your rhyme's are quite a sight..

[Al-Irhaab]

my carrot has more sense then you head
cos it seems you spend too much time in your bed
you stink of molasses i here them all say
you'll be lucky to have a shaadi in may

ur no longer worthy of reply
im still very scared u might cry
just admit u been put in ur place
and perhaps u might still save face



ps no more replies to u.... u been dealt with :rolleyes:

[Ibn Khattab]

we all know really this thread is a joke,
its not really meant to provoke.
so make sure you do flash a smile,
do it like me cos i got style.

[Eemaan]

ur no longer worthy of reply
im still very scared u might cry
just admit u been put in ur place
and perhaps u might still save face

ps no more replies to u.... u been dealt with :rolleyes:

i see mr plonk your too chicken
youve had enough with a greta lickin
sod off to your revision
cos im the one whose out you in your poistion :torture:

[OBL]

my words are memorable
unforgettable
deep. go to sleep.:zzz:

[Chained_Water]

CW man please dont cry,
you know its always worth a try.
but rhyming is just not for you,
im sorry but you dont have a clue :p

now i knw things have been really hard,
but you dont need to act like a retard :D
just take lifes challenges as they come,
you are a naughty little brum.
Ibn Khattab I find your insults highly ironic,
If your life depended on it you couldn't write a sonnet,
The rhymes you come up with are such a farce,
You're showing yourself up so give it a pass.

Your attempts are weak and secondary,
The world you live in is dillusionary,
Come back when your words really fit togther,
And we know thats likely to be: never.

[Eemaan]

:leave ibn k alone, hes my bruvver
and of the mujahideen he is their lover
i bid you farewell cos i really need that baath
cos the pong is no longer makin me larf :(

[Chained_Water]

yes a brum but also a bum
shes done no teaching since the beginning of term
she makes excuses and wants to make brats cry
but all she needs is to smack em on the sly

Sis how could you you let the side down,
So far it was sisters against the clowns,
From Unique Muslimahs book take a leaf,
Give loyalty to the sisters and to the brothers: beef :up:

[urban_rose]

please go fast, eemaan, i can smell you till ere
take your time, have no fear
for when you return
ummah will not have burn -ed :D

[Eemaan]

Sis how could you you let the side down,
So far it was sisters against the clowns,
From Unique Muslimahs book take a leaf,
Give loyalty to the sisters and to the brothers: beef :up:

oh sis im oh so sorry
sometimes i think my brains in a lorry
off it goes out on its own
without a word on where its being loaned :(

[ur_yusra]

what manner of tale is this
just explain are u a bro or a sis
u try to think more then you can
and end up just acting like a man

:rolleyes:

So you find my femininity discerning?
But perhaps time for you young man,
Would be better spent on learning,
Exactly how to open a tuna can,

[Chained_Water]

So you find my femininity discerning?
But perhaps time for you young man,
Would be better spent on learning,
Exactly how to open a tuna can,
:rotfl:

[Al-Irhaab]

So you find my femininity discerning?
But perhaps time for you young man,
Would be better spent on learning,
Exactly how to open a tuna can,

its more ur masculinity i find discerning
maybe a lil femininity u should be learning
ur reply was pathetic and ur rhyme was crass
tuna is great but i just opened a can-of-whoopass

:coolbro:

another one dealt with u not on my league either.... :nono:

[ur_yusra]

its more ur masculinity i find discerning
maybe a lil femininity u should be learning
ur reply was pathetic and ur rhyme was crass
tuna is great but i just opened a can-of-whoopass

:coolbro:

another one dealt with u not on my league either.... :nono:

Your lack of modesty,
Such a travesty,
Back out little boy,
Go play with a toy

[urban_rose]

:1popcorn:

[Eemaan]

my goodness that thing up there ^^ is so bigheaded
i fear hes a bumkin who remains crosslegged
who will marry such a large egoed male
when all it has on offer is the brains of a snail

[Al-Irhaab]

Your lack of modesty,
Such a travesty,
Back out little boy,
Go play with a toy

:zzz::zzz::zzz:

next please someone give me some competition....

[Al-Irhaab]

my goodness that thing up there ^^ is so bigheaded
i fear hes a bumkin who remains crosslegged
who will marry such a large egoed male
when all it has on offer is the brains of a snail

next please :zzz::zzz::zzz:

u been dealt with aswell...

[Chained_Water]

my goodness that thing up there ^^ is so bigheaded
i fear hes a bumkin who remains crosslegged
who will marry such a large egoed male
when all it has on offer is the brains of a snail
:rotfl: Oh dear.. irhaabs getting put down let right and centre

[Niqaabi]

Why is it on ummah we all fight?
Is it because hate has blinded our sight?
Its sickening its made us black hearted,
by the way i just farted :D

[ibn suleman]

my contribution is small
that's all

:D

[Al-Irhaab]

:rotfl: Oh dear.. irhaabs getting put down let right and centre

u can say what u want.... u know both of them got dealt with.... :rolleyes: they can type what they want now its too late they had their chance im moving on to some real competition :zzz:

[Chained_Water]

Why is it on ummah we all fight?
Is it because hate has blinded our sight?
Its sickening its made us black hearted,
by the way i just farted :D
Some things sis should be kept to yourself,
Like your digestive system needing some help,
This isn't fighting its just word play,
A rhyming but jovial kind of fray.

[Niqaabi]

my contribution is small
that's all

:D
Your contribution is lame,
you cant even play the game
which is simple even for a bro,
i can do it while i wriggle my toe @)

[Niqaabi]

Some things sis should be kept to yourself,
Like your digestive system needing some help,
This isn't fighting its just word play,
A rhyming but jovial kind of fray.
Chained Water my love,
You are but like a dove,
go off my dear fly away,
come back another day... do do do do!!! *wriggles head*

[urban_rose]

some people think they are so clever
they have to endeavour
to find their true path in life
and stop creating so much strife

[ur_yusra]

Why is it on ummah we all fight?
Is it because hate has blinded our sight?
Its sickening its made us black hearted,
by the way i just farted :D

I warn you of such terminology,
Lest some bro question your femininity,
Though it does indicate their insecurity,
Of a general lack in masculinity,

[Chained_Water]

Chained Water my love,
You are but like a dove,
go off my dear fly away,
come back another day... do do do do!!! *wriggles head*
My lovely sister now I do fear,
Your wriggling head is crazy my dear,
A dove maybe but I'll stay to the end,
To you my sister I'll be a true friend.

[Niqaabi]

some one didnt like my poem they said on a rep,
its cos i said i farted that they took this step
to tell me to change what i wrote on this thread,
dont they know there was truth in what i said?

:(

A fart is a fart, there is no shame,
why is it the person that ate eggs gets the blame?
It is merely gas for we should not laugh at,
cos its what those people did during the time of Lut.

[ibn suleman]

ur all crazy
me, im just lazy

:p

[Niqaabi]

My lovely sister now I do fear,
Your wriggling head is crazy my dear,
A dove maybe but I'll stay to the end,
To you my sister I'll be a true friend.
Aww sis your post is so kind,
a true friend is hard to find.
But now that i found you i shall keep,
cos in all seriousness that post was deep! :love:

*touch blad!* :cool:

[Chained_Water]

:rubeyes:

I'm sure it was not envisioned by the threadstarter,
That Niqaabi would declare herself a farter,
Oh what a smelly turn this thread has taken,
We thought it was Eemaan but we were mistaken.

[Al-Irhaab]

someone is sadly crying
cus there poetry i left a-dying
i wasn't even really trying
why oh why are they crying

:(

[Niqaabi]

ur all crazy
me, im just lazy

:p
This thread is addictive i should be doing ICT,
my ict teacher used to be in the army,
he is so strict i cant stand his class,
i'll have to retake if i dont pass :(

[Redmist]

:rubeyes:

I'm sure it was not envisioned by the threadstarter,
That Niqaabi would declare herself a farter,
Oh what a smelly turn this thread has taken,
We thought it was Eemaan but we were mistaken.

The stink is unbearable
all you sisters with smells so deplorable.
Get the air freshner out
This place needs a total make over.

[Eemaan]

:rubeyes:

I'm sure it was not envisioned by the threadstarter,
That Niqaabi would declare herself a farter,
Oh what a smelly turn this thread has taken,
We thought it was Eemaan but we were mistaken.

Eemaan has yet to have her baaf
but the smell seems to have halved
so i think i'll stay here and chat to puella
cos ive missed her more than a jar of nutella

[Al-Irhaab]

stop Joking About Flatulence Its Forbidden!!!!!

Its A Sign Of The Homosexuals Of The Qaum Of Lut (as)

[Chained_Water]

These brothers keep showing they can't even rhyme,
We keep giving them chances time after time,
I humbly suggest that they all retire,
And put up an ad saying "idiots for hire".

[ibn suleman]

This thread is addictive i should be doing ICT,
my ict teacher used to be in the army,
he is so strict i cant stand his class,
i'll have to retake if i dont pass :(

theres still plenty of time
so stop with all this rhyme
so do ur ICT
and dont spend any more time with this poetry

:p

[Chained_Water]

stop Joking About Flatulence Its Forbidden!!!!!

Its A Sign Of The Homosexuals Of The Qaum Of Lut (as)


Bro calm down, noone was laughing about this you know,
Niqaabi mentioned this above you, you're a little slow,
And I say this in seriousness though in a rhyme,
I've just gotten used to typing this way over time.

[Redmist]

These brothers keep showing they can't even rhyme,
We keep giving them chances time after time,
I humbly suggest that they all retire,
And put up an ad saying "idiots for hire".


Retire i hear you say
no way not now not never
we will stay
and perservere !

[Niqaabi]

Why is it brothers think i am making a joke?
Do they think there is not truth in what i spoke?
I put my 2 cents and needed a rhyme,
but i guess for some brothers bodily gas is now a crime.

BTW saying you farted is not a joke nor was it a lie. everyone does it so there is no need to be extreme in accusing people of making jokes about something when they have stated they havent already!

[ibn suleman]

These brothers keep showing they can't even rhyme,
We keep giving them chances time after time,
I humbly suggest that they all retire,
And put up an ad saying "idiots for hire".

look at me, im chained water
just cos i can rhyme i think im better


(thats as far as i got :p )

[Redmist]

Why is it brothers think i am making a joke?
Do they think there is not truth in what i spoke?
I put my 2 cents and needed a rhyme,
but i guess for some brothers bodily gas is now a crime.

BTW saying you farted is not a joke nor was it a lie. everyone does it so there is no need to be extreme in accusing people of making jokes about something when they have stated they havent already!


Calm down all you bros
it was only a fart
not a bomb or a loud explosion
We'er all mature on here so
no need to get hyper.

[Chained_Water]

Well Niqaabi sister you're certainly bold,
For in public never has such a thing been told,
Some would even in front of the hubby about this be shy,
Yours had better be warned or from shock he may die.

[Niqaabi]

look at me, im chained water
just cos i can rhyme i think im better


(thats as far as i got :p )
Even though its a joke,
there is accusation in what you spoke,
yes i have used these two words before in a rhyme,
but this sister chained water is not guilty of the accused crime.

[Chained_Water]

look at me, im chained water
just cos i can rhyme i think im better


(thats as far as i got :p )
ibn sully you whippersnapper
rhyming like a wannabe rapper
but if two lines is as far as you can get
i wouldnt give up the day job just yet

[Al-Irhaab]

Why is it brothers think i am making a joke?
Do they think there is not truth in what i spoke?
I put my 2 cents and needed a rhyme,
but i guess for some brothers bodily gas is now a crime.

BTW saying you farted is not a joke nor was it a lie. everyone does it so there is no need to be extreme in accusing people of making jokes about something when they have stated they havent already!

sister fear allah (swt) it was not said for any good purpose at all it was said in order just to get a rhyme in a place which was just for amusement.... ive told u its forbidden if u dont believe me go ask an alim... fear allah (Swt) and stop talking about it...

[Niqaabi]

Well Niqaabi sister you're certainly bold,
For in public never has such a thing been told,
Some would even in front of the hubby about this be shy,
Yours had better be warned or from shock he may die.
BOLD i am and that shall be,
for no niqaabi has outwardly said this in ummah's history.
what was serious is now a laughter,
i am sure being shy in front of hubby is smarter.

[Niqaabi]

sister fear allah (swt) it was not said for any good purpose at all it was said in order just to get a rhyme in a place which was just for amusement.... ive told u its forbidden if u dont believe me go ask an alim... fear allah (Swt) and stop talking about it...
Bro your making it into such a big deal like you with every small matter.
I said it fine, why not just leave it at that. Its not like i was saying its not haraam to laugh at i agreed with you so why the need for post after post to say something which i already agree with.
I said before i didnt say it as a joke, rhyme yes but my intention wasnt to make people laugh so unless you know what is in the heart of another muslim i would leave it at that!

[Chained_Water]

Even though its a joke,
there is accusation in what you spoke,
yes i have used these two words before in a rhyme,
but this sister chained water is not guilty of the accused crime.
Aww sis much love for coming to my defence,
And making sure the bro didn't cause offence,
That is a sure sign of sisterly care,
The brothers could some lessons from here.

*but its ok ibn sully was only messin i know :p

[Al-Irhaab]

Bro your making it into such a big deal like you with every small matter.
I said it fine, why not just leave it at that. Its not like i was saying its not haraam to laugh at i agreed with you so why the need for post after post to say something which i already agree with.
I said before i didnt say it as a joke, rhyme yes but my intention wasnt to make people laugh so unless you know what is in the heart of another muslim i would leave it at that!

its not just about saying it for a joke u said it for amusement which is under the same category as joking... im making a big deal with it because people are continuing with it.. if u not i told u privately first so that you could just change it instead of carrying on with it...

[ibn suleman]

Even though its a joke,
there is accusation in what you spoke,
yes i have used these two words before in a rhyme,
but this sister chained water is not guilty of the accused crime.

u shudnt assume
just cos i didnt have time to resume
that wasnt my intent
insha'allah i will repent
i also say sorry to chained water
for now, i have to go and worship my creator :)

[Chained_Water]

Now brothers and sister lets not get sour,
We all know we need to prepare for the Hour,
So let us spread love with kind words and smiles,
For even such deeds can stretch forth miles.

[Niqaabi]

Aww sis much love for coming to my defence,
And making sure the bro didn't cause offence,
That is a sure sign of sisterly care,
The brothers could some lessons from here.

*but its ok ibn sully was only messin i know :p
The brothers can not learn a lesson,
as the word learn was not is your last session,
for a word left out is like a lost lamb,
or having toast with butter not jam.

[Chained_Water]

The brothers can not learn a lesson,
as the word learn was not is your last session,
for a word left out is like a lost lamb,
or having toast with butter not jam.

:smack: Well spotted there I left a word out,
But still you figured what it was about,
The word wasn't learn though but acually take,
And left out like icing from a cake.

[Niqaabi]

its not just about saying it for a joke u said it for amusement which is under the same category as joking... im making a big deal with it because people are continuing with it.. if u not i told u privately first so that you could just change it instead of carrying on with it...
why are you still posting? your making into something big when it doesnt need to be, not to mention going offtopic.
no one is mention the word fart or laughing at it using it for amusement so why the need to keep reposting about it?
if people dont listen to you then leave it at that, but its not like we were arguing with you we AGREED WITH YOU SO STOP RUINING THIS THREAD AND LEAVE IT BEEEEEE!!!!

[Unique Muslimah]

This thread is still a-going
When it'll end we're not a-knowing
I'll keep watching for now,things are getting fun
I'll just go and switch the popcorn machine on..:1popcorn:

[Niqaabi]

:smack: Well spotted there I left a word out,
But still you figured what it was about,
The word wasn't learn though but acually take,
And left out like icing from a cake.
well sisters can spot a word which isnt there,
but brothers probably wont unless they hear
the word spoken out to them in a deep voice,
im going to do my work now cos nothing rhymes with voice.

[Qualitex]

For all those dissing CW, listen
You might be blinded, so check ya vision
Wether it be EEman or Irhabi, tryna look sweet-on and flashy
You might beat CW, but you won't get pass me

[Unique Muslimah]

For all those dissing CW, listen
You might be blinded, so check ya vision
Wether it be EEman or Irhabi, tryna look sweet-on and flashy
You might beat CW, but you won't get pass me

Brap we've got a new contender
Let's hope you too are not an offender
Show us your quality we're all waiting
And then we'll see bout your rating..

[*IslamicGirl*]

:start:

:salams


Within these tears of pain and a broken heart, I have found salvation
And my heart beats and yearns to see you when i die
This world with it's chains tries to bind me towards eternal damnation
I hope you're there besides me causing my soul to fly.

I love you Sakeena :love: ~ *IslamicGirl*

:wswrwb:

[Qualitex]

The message in sentences been ripped up in shreds and shi**
but cuz i'm strippin' the densest kids and givin'em lessons in
The rhyming and weaponery, the verbal artillery
They'll be able to run for prez in short time like hillary

[Al-Irhaab]

For all those dissing CW, listen
You might be blinded, so check ya vision
Wether it be EEman or Irhabi, tryna look sweet-on and flashy
You might beat CW, but you won't get pass me

just another lil kid
trying to act like a man
this aint for lil babies
go home whilst u can

:rolleyes:

[Unique Muslimah]

Swearing will do you no good dude
It's nothing but vulgar and crude:nono:
I think you forgot to read the first post here
Where it stated your poem be referring to the last
Not making up your own off your own head
But be referring to the one previously instead..:rolleyes:

[Niqaabi]

:start:

:salams


Within these tears of pain and a broken heart, I have found salvation
And my heart beats and yearns to see you when i die
This world with it's chains tries to bind me towards eternal damnation
I hope you're there besides me causing my soul to fly.

I love you Sakeena :love: ~ *IslamicGirl*

:wswrwb:

Oh great here comes the professional with her words,
bringing with her the geeky ict nerds,
i know i take ict as an a-level but dont fret,
cos next year ima be droppin' it!

[Qualitex]

Well i was referring to unique muslimah and whilst i was posting
Islamic girl posted first without me knowing
So to Al-Irhaab who's giving out threats-i detect
That by the end of they day there will be some regrets

[Unique Muslimah]

Deleted at user request

Akhi,Bro I'm so sorry
I must have forgotten in my hurry
I shall say it now for I must admit
I still havent put on the popcorn,(for between food and ummah I was split:smack:)
Insha'Allah I shall do
Bro Abdeltawwab..Thankyou!
(JazakAllahuKhairan)

[Qualitex]

whoa this thread is going extremely fast

[Al-Irhaab]

Well i was referring to unique muslimah and whilst i was posting
Islamic girl posted first without me knowing
So to Al-Irhaab who's giving out threats-i detect
That by the end of they day there will be some regrets

i dont do girly threatening
it was just some free advice
show respect in this game
you speaking to men not mice

[Niqaabi]

Deleted at user request
MashaAllah bro its the first time you've posted this way,
inshaAllah your unveiled character we'll see more if you stay
in this thread where you post in rhyming couplets,
and getting positive reps like water droplets.
:cool:

[Unique Muslimah]

whoa this thread is going extremely fast

Or maybe you're just too slow
Which of the two I don't know..(Hmm)
In my opinion I'd say the latter
You just can't keep up with the subject matter..:hidban:

[ur_yusra]

Some people are rather pathetic,
They should shut it before they regret it,
The threads on ummah are all the same,
This too is yet another cussing game.

[Qualitex]

It's all out assault i see? assaulting me?
You might want to proceed cautionly
Al-Irhaab..ain't no girl threatening happening the weapon is activist
You'll never get a peace of mind like i'm banning pacifists

For Unique Muslimah-Watch it...Disaster is an option
My lyrical's a monster- a literal marksmen
Your humilation ain't working, you downgrading ain't hurting
So watchout 'fore u have ur mouth washed with detergents

[Niqaabi]

Some people are rather pathetic,
They should shut it before they regret it,
The threads on ummah are all the same,
This too is yet another cussing game.
We shouldnt close this thread,
rather ban those who spread
vulgar and crude words around the ummah,
instead of sticking to the sunnah

by the way this goes to me first and foremost,
im not going to give naseeha without giving it to the host,
which is me in case you didnt know
this thread is dying out i think i should go

[*IslamicGirl*]

:start:

:salams

Oh great here comes the professional with her words,
bringing with her the geeky ict nerds,
i know i take ict as an a-level but dont fret,
cos next year ima be droppin' it!

Oh it's my lovely sister Niqaabi
She's so ace yet a bit harpy!!!
That's ok 'cuz i have a few screws loose too
Hey sis Niqaabi I think I love you :nerdsis:

:wswrwb:

[MMS]

asalaamu alaykum, u all need to move over
the queen of ummah is pullin up in her range rover

all u wannbe's need to get off the stage
before my entourage come and cause a rampage

the battle was over even before it started
anybody who thinks they can defeat me must be pretty retarded

i see al-irhaab in here spewing his garbage
making it obvious why he aint gota wifey for marriage

lets face it hes so strange and delusional
thinking hes something special, daymn warra fool

i been in this rap game since u were all ina diper
this aint no battle, ill slaughter u all like the baghdad sniper

:coolbro:

[Unique Muslimah]

It's all out assault i see? assaulting me?
You might want to proceed cautionly
Al-Irhaab..ain't no girl threatening happening the weapon is activist
You'll never get a peace of mind like i'm banning pacifists

For Unique Muslimah-Watch it...Disaster is an option
My lyrical's a monster- a literal marksmen
Your humilation ain't working, you downgrading ain't hurting
So watchout 'fore u have ur mouth washed with detergents

Disaster aint in my vocabulary
Don't try and scare me off with your constabulary
I'm not as weak as you may think
Nor any detergents will I drink

My mouth certainly doesn't need washing
But your head maybe needs squashing
Its size right now seems immense
So c'mon let the battle commence..

[Al-Irhaab]

It's all out assault i see? assaulting me?
You might want to proceed cautionly
Al-Irhaab..ain't no girl threatening happening the weapon is activist
You'll never get a peace of mind like i'm banning pacifists

For Unique Muslimah-Watch it...Disaster is an option
My lyrical's a monster- a literal marksmen
Your humilation ain't working, you downgrading ain't hurting
So watchout 'fore u have ur mouth washed with detergents

dont know why ur trying to rhyme
some of us are starting to feel sad
each verse is still more pathetic
and convincing that you are mad

:rolleyes:

[Unique Muslimah]

dont know why ur trying to rhyme
some of us are starting to feel sad
each verse is still more pathetic
and convincing that you are mad

:rolleyes:

I hear you akhi,I think so too
I'm feeling embrassed for him as are you
Moreso than his verses being pathetic
It's all now sounding somewhat synthetic..

[Al-Irhaab]

asalaamu alaykum, u all need to move over
the queen of ummah is pullin up in her range rover

all u wannbe's need to get off the stage
before my entourage come and cause a rampage

the battle was over even before it started
anybody who thinks they can defeat me must be pretty retarded

i see al-irhaab in here spewing his garbage
making it obvious why he aint gota wifey for marriage

lets face it hes so strange and delusional
thinking hes something special, daymn warra fool

i been in this rap game since u were all ina diper
this aint no battle, ill slaughter u all like the baghdad sniper

:coolbro:

finally here comes the monkey queen
but she cant count or so it seems
dont talk about marriage where is king kong
i think hes calling you go hurry run along

[Niqaabi]

:start:

:salams



Oh it's my lovely sister Niqaabi
She's so ace yet a bit harpy!!!
That's ok 'cuz i have a few screws loose too
Hey sis Niqaabi I think I love you :nerdsis:

:wswrwb:

I love you fillah too my dear,
love you so much ill hug you like a bear,
but i know a bro who is looking for a wife,
just dont strangle him with a modem wire... maybe stab him with a knife @)

[urban_rose]

I love you fillah too my dear,
love you so much ill hug you like a bear,
but i know a bro who is looking for a wife,
just dont strangle him with a modem wire... maybe stab him with a knife @)

dear oh dear, what shall we do
it seems ole Niqs is strangely too
fixated with gory violence
should i teach her the art of benevolence :D

[OBL]

u all need to take a break
and stop the hate.
all u do is fight and argue
u all need a slap, that will do..
to stop this feud.

[Niqaabi]

dear oh dear, what shall we do
it seems ole Niqs is strangely too
fixated with gory violence
should i teach her the art of benevolence :D
urban rose my dear please do not worry,
my posts are written in a hurry,
for i do not have a passion for a violent hubbie,
otherwise his siblings will think i am a crazy bhabi :nuts:

[Unique Muslimah]

I've better things to do with my time
Than sit here and compose rhyme
Chemistry Maths and Bio await me
I'd better attend to them..Dont you agree:up:

[souljaa]

dear oh dear, what shall we do
it seems ole Niqs is strangely too
fixated with gory violence
should i teach her the art of benevolence :D

Look who we have here!
The baruchi slayer
Her words stab you deep into the heart
With no thought for her victims beaten heart :scratch:

[OBL]

no there a wate of time
chill out here and spit some rhymes.
this is fun
have a bun

[Niqaabi]

I've better things to do with my time
Than sit here and compose rhyme
Chemistry Maths and Bio await me
I'd better attend to them..Dont you agree:up:
agree i do for i did my ict,
now i will sit here and wait for sis BeeBee,
i hope she is doing well as i saw her last
wasnt feeling to well but i hope its past.

[urban_rose]

urban rose my dear please do not worry,
my posts are written in a hurry,
for i do not have a passion for a violent hubbie,
otherwise his siblings will think i am a crazy bhabi :nuts:

i think you need to see a quack
before with a slipper your mum in law gives you a smack
your dreams are ever so crazy
but you are in no doubt lazy

Look who we have here!
The baruchi slayer
Her words stab you deep into the heart
With no thought for her victims beaten heart :scratch:

i am not gonna waste my breath on you
i have so many better things to do
what have i ever done to wrong thou
you need a serious helping of cow :D

[Niqaabi]

urban rose i dont think my mummy-in-law will smack,
as my hubbie will have my back,
im a ninja i do flying kicks,
and wizz around with star wars sticks :cool:

[urban_rose]

urban rose i dont think my mummy-in-law will smack,
as my hubbie will have my back,
im a ninja i do flying kicks,
and wizz around with star wars sticks :cool:

your hubby will be very lucky
he will eat daily kentucky
to have such a cool wifey who can protect him
whenver he is in trouble cuz he might be dim

[souljaa]

i am not gonna waste my breath on you
i have so many better things to do
what have i ever done to wrong thou
you need a serious helping of cow :D

Right...Im going on a killing spree
Join me or you ain't never gunna be free
Tryna cuss?
Don't come here cussin...Cos you be gone dissin' :scratch:

[Niqaabi]

your hubby will be very lucky
he will eat daily kentucky
to have such a cool wifey who can protect him
whenver he is in trouble cuz he might be dim
dim he may be,
but will not eat kentucky,
for a fat hubbie is something i do not desire,
c'mon urban rose baby light my fire - ok that one was crap! :smack:

[Niqaabi]

Right...Im going on a killing spree
Join me or you ain't never gunna be free
Tryna cuss?
Don't come here cussin...Cos you be gone dissin' :scratch:
try all you want to cus my sis,
cos its you that will get the diss-
-ing from the sisters who boy know better than you,
to stay away from bros that smell of poo!

:rotfl: sorry bro souljaa im only joking :p

[urban_rose]

Right...Im going on a killing spree
Join me or you ain't never gunna be free
Tryna cuss?
Don't come here cussin...Cos you be gone dissin' :scratch:

me join the lame souljy?
no thank u, i shall be very lonely!
maybe i shall join you to kill
so that rule the work, i will...muhahahaha :D


dim he may be,
but will not eat kentucky,
for a fat hubbie is something i do not desire,
c'mon urban rose baby light my fire - ok that one was crap! :smack:

Niqsy, i am gettin worried,
my eyebrows are now furried
i dont wanna light your fire
maybe the situation will prove to be too dire :(

[urban_rose]

try all you want to cus my sis,
cos its you that will get the diss-
-ing from the sisters who boy know better than you,
to stay away from bros that smell of poo!

:rotfl: sorry bro souljaa im only joking :p

:rotfl:

boy oh boy, so very true
Niqs, came to my aid did you
how very nice
would you care for some rice?

[Niqaabi]

:rotfl:

boy oh boy, so very true
Niqs, came to my aid did you
how very nice
would you care for some rice?
i should care for rice as my mum did cook,
but alas it was a chicken burger i took,
but will eat rice with curry for dinner soon,
i eat with my hands not a spoon!
:cool:

[Abu Muslim]

*switches off duff beat and tells dj saab to pause the halal decks*

Alright people, seriously follow the rules, 4 lines, essays kill the game. And you gotta relate it from what the person said last, otherwise everyone is just talking rubbish and its random. We know this thread is going fast but try to reply to last person instead of quoting all over the place, that way everyone fighting eachother instead of picking on one person. Also, everything is light hearted, no one take it to heart and dont get personal, cusses allowed but not too far, fear Allah swt and know your limits.

======

What have I created, I dont know
But what do I care, Im enjoying the show
Lets start fresh from this line on
Before we see that this thread has gone

[urban_rose]

i should care for rice as my mum did cook,
but alas it was a chicken burger i took,
but will eat rice with curry for dinner soon,
i eat with my hands not a spoon!
:cool:

No, Abu Muslim, im quite happy with the work
you have been in the sidelines on a lurk
i like talking with my sis in this way
she has very much brightened my day :D

[Abu Muslim]

No, Abu Muslim, im quite happy with the work
you have been in the sidelines on a lurk
i like talking with my sis in this way
she has very much brightened my day :D

I was learning arabic with my teacher
Sometimes he does become a preacher
I cant be on Ummah all day long
Whats that smell, I think its your pong

[Niqaabi]

and so you have too urban rose,
for no longer on this forum i write in prose
i like the thread i hope it doesnt get removed
cos Abu Muslim your a cool dude :cool:

[Unique Muslimah]

Shes not smelly im quite certain
Maybe that scent lingers from behind your curtain
Draw it back and you'll find
The smell thats intoxicating your mind
:outta:Dinner time:D:D

[souljaa]

try all you want to cus my sis,
cos its you that will get the diss-
-ing from the sisters who boy know better than you,
to stay away from bros that smell of poo!

:rotfl: sorry bro souljaa im only joking :p

Bengali tryna cuss a surti?
Man you ain't worth the effort of a chicken boti
A soulja's rhyme may seem funnay
But to a souljaress, my rhyme speaks the truth-ay:S

[Niqaabi]

Bengali tryna cuss a surti?
Man you ain't worth the effort of a chicken boti
A soulja's rhyme may seem funnay
But to a souljaress, my rhyme speaks the truth-ay:S
souljaa your rhymes do not match,
instead they leave a dead patch
in the thread cos one cannot even spell,
the doors that-a-way, which is all i will tell.

[Abu Muslim]

Shes not smelly im quite certain
Maybe that scent lingers from behind your curtain
Draw it back and you'll find
The smell thats intoxicating your mind
:outta:Dinner time:D:D


My mind is fine, Im sure of that
Alhamdulilah I'm really not fat
I checked behind and all I found
Was smelly sisters playing a sound

[Niqaabi]

My mind is fine, Im sure of that
Alhamdulilah I'm really not fat
I checked behind and all I found
Was smelly sisters playing a sound
ok im off this was fun to play,
inshaAllah ill come back for a longer stay,
iv got a headache now pray for me
inshaAllah later guys i will see!

[urban_rose]

Bengali tryna cuss a surti?
Man you ain't worth the effort of a chicken boti
A soulja's rhyme may seem funnay
But to a souljaress, my rhyme speaks the truth-ay:S

souljaa your rhymes do not match,
instead they leave a dead patch
in the thread cos one cannot even spell,
the doors that-a-way, which is all i will tell.

hahaha, this is all too very funny
Niqs, you are my one and only hunny :love: :outta:
Souljy, you are a fellow gujjy, thus back u, i shall
even though you always pick on me,
you are not always carefree :hidban:

[souljaa]

hahaha, this is all too very funny
Niqs, you are my one and only hunny :love: :outta:
Souljy, you are a fellow gujjy, thus back u, i shall
even though you always pick on me,
you are not always carefree :hidban:

Oh phool, I do not pick on you
I merely poke fun at thou
I shall leave this thread spiral
For I grieve to be special

[Kal-El]

The first two pages of this were beautiful :)

http://www.ummah.com/forum/showthread.php?t=102130&page=2

[ibn suleman]

huh..waht happened..where did everyone go?
this thread was flying not too long ago
i know im a little slow...
but i was just getting in the flow

:scratch:

[Eemaan]

i had to go do the ironing for a while
now ive finished i can sit here and smile
but not for long as i have school at seven
so need to be in bed by eleven :(

[souljaa]

i had to go do the ironing for a while
now ive finished i can sit here and smile
but not for long as i have school at seven
so need to be in bed by eleven :(

Have you had yer baaath smelly?:(
Cos you smell like next man's welly
Aye the smells bad
In fact, tis making me sad:(

[Unique Muslimah]

Oh Eemee do not despair
Life is as such,sometime's its not fair
School starts for me too day after morrow
I'm sure you do feel my deep-lasting sorrow..

[ibn suleman]

dont u just hate school
with all the kids who think they're cool
but worry not, soon it will be the summer holidays
and on ummah u can spend ur days

:D

[Eemaan]

yes i had a baaf but i'll have another
because i sat near a boy and he made me run for cover
oh dear i have children to see and whack
lets hope theyre all off ill and cut me some slack

[Reptile]

Oh Eemee do not despair
Life is as such,sometime's its not fair
School starts for me too day after morrow
I'm sure you do feel my deep-lasting sorrow..

How can one not feel sadness?
Forced to conform we must succumb to this madness
No amount of comfort will make this feeling abate
I guess we must learn to let them dictate

[Abu Muslim]

What if all the kids decide not to go in
When they come, give them one in the chin
This thread slowed down big time
Someone needs to give it some lime

[Reptile]

yes i had a baaf but i'll have another
because i sat near a boy and he made me run for cover
oh dear i have children to see and whack
lets hope theyre all off ill and cut me some slack

Violence is not the way
Leave them be, to play
But sadistically speaking if rest is what you need
Then sedatives will do the job indeed

[ibn suleman]

teaching sounds like fun
once the lessons are done
u get to go home, mind and body clear
and enjoy 12 weeks holiday every year

[Reptile]

What if all the kids decide not to go in
When they come, give them one in the chin
This thread slowed down big time
Someone needs to give it some lime


I’m here for its revival
But it seems only a few that want its survival
Do you think we can keep it going?
Or retire, and accept its dying

[Eemaan]

Teaching isnt fun no way
only thing that makes you :eek: is the pay
its my bedtime, i bid you farewell
better go before amee kicks me down stairwell :(

[Niqaabi]

I come back this thread not knowing,
that only a few posts are showing,
members arent at all in the rhyming mood,
so i shall sit here and burp the lovely stuff i ate called food!

[Reptile]

I come back this thread not knowing,
that only a few posts are showing,
members arent at all in the rhyming mood,
so i shall sit here and burp the lovely stuff i ate called food!


‘Tis late
I must migrate
To bed I must venture
To enjoy my dreams of adventure :D

[Redmist]

To the land of nod you must venture
to fight imaginary demons and devils.
Destroy them all rapidly
and come back to rhyme on ummah!

( im not getting any better :()

[(*_Hamzah]

What! Nobody informed me about this thread
Now what, I’m out of bread
Now it time for me to spread
My words and let it be heard
And shared with one third
Of the Ummah

[Redmist]

^ 4 lines bro!

[(*_Hamzah]

To the land of nod you must venture
to fight imaginary demons and devils.
Destroy them all rapidly
and come back to rhyme on ummah!

( im not getting any better :()

Don’t be to harsh you need time
and trying it not committing a crime
sooner rather then latter you’ll rhythm
it be smoothing like bell chimes
So akhy Redmist
Don’t resist or give this a miss

[(*_Hamzah]

^ 4 lines bro!

Oh I read the rules :embar: let start again :up:

[Chained_Water]

Teaching isnt fun no way
only thing that makes you :eek: is the pay
its my bedtime, i bid you farewell
better go before amee kicks me down stairwell :(

Oh with such melancholy I dread the morrow,
Returning to the world of work is always a sorrow,
I'd much rather be a lady of leisure,
Spend my time in pursuits of pleasure.

Where there is no such thing as a deadline,
One can spend all day learning of The Divine,
Or paint or write or read 'til ones hearts content,
Instead of dealing with stubborn teenage dissent.

[Redmist]

Don’t be to harsh you need time
and trying it not committing a crime
sooner rather then latter you’ll rhythm
it be smoothing like bell chimes
So akhy Redmist
Don’t resist or give this a miss

It is only time i need
for before you know it
ill be rhyming like a
Bad boy rapper!

[Kal-El]

We were drawn from the weeds.
We were brave like soldiers;
Falling down under our moonlight
For you have sinned for the very last time; we wash the stains of your Pride

[(*_Hamzah]

It is only time i need
for before you know it
ill be rhyming like a
Bad boy rapper!

Why do you want to rap
for ? That is a trap
aviod the bad personalities
they are lost causalities

[(*_Hamzah]

*cough* Can Members follow the format :D

[Kal-El]

It is only time i need
for before you know it
ill be rhyming like a
Bad boy rapper!

I'm no Shakespeare, and I don't even need a mic to rhyme
I'm not slick, and I swear this is no trick yet I'm bound to make you click
My readers love the way I Einstein this rhyme
When it comes to messing with lines (I can write)

Some imitate me and some try to bite
Some irritate me that can't read this right
So never tell me this is aint the way to write
But I don't let it phase me because I'm shining bright;
Tonight this is my spotlight.

[S@Z]

Oh with such melancholy I dread the morrow,
Returning to the world of work is always a sorrow,
I'd much rather be a lady of leisure,
Spend my time in pursuits of pleasure.

Where there is no such thing as a deadline,
One can spend all day learning of The Divine,
Or paint or write or read 'til ones hearts content,
Instead of dealing with stubborn teenage dissent.i see that the battle's still going strong
you, my lady, seem to be singing a different song
wordly duties often keep us locked up :crying:
no space, only haste - a life filled with bitter-sweet syrup!

[S@Z]

Why do you want to rap
for ? That is a trap
aviod the bad personalities
they are lost causalitiesi don't want to rap
only follow the format
somehow it doesn't gel in
now, what am i sayin' ?! :scratch:

[Redmist]

Why do you want to rap
for ? That is a trap
aviod the bad personalities
they are lost causalities

Casualties they are not
they got a twist and a turn
A flair and a speed for getting them words
down like wild gun fire! :D

[Niqaabi]

A headache iv had since before,
piercing pain in my head making it sore,
havent taken a paracetamol for some reason,
maybe its the heat of the season. :o

[Myzara]

A headache iv had since before,
piercing pain in my head making it sore,
havent taken a paracetamol for some reason,
maybe its the heat of the season. :o

All I can say is wow! I had the same problem;
Take two Tylenols and, with water, just down them.
If you haven't asked Allah for mercy,
Do so now! And read Ayatul Kursy.

[abdusamad]

your such a plonk i can see
how stupid your wife must surely be
so when is this imaginery wedding
cos down a well i think your heading


ROFLLLL Al Irhaab!!!!!! LOL!!!! DISSED!!!

[Reptile]

All I can say is wow! I had the same problem;
Take two Tylenols and, with water, just down them.
If you haven't asked Allah for mercy,
Do so now! And read Ayatul Kursy.


Medication will leave you dependent
Greedy pharmacies want nothing more than to snatch your independence
Allah's mercy and rest is all you need
Avoid this peril and you surely will succeed

[*IslamicGirl*]

:start:

:salams

I love you fillah too my dear,
love you so much ill hug you like a bear,
but i know a bro who is looking for a wife,
just dont strangle him with a modem wire... maybe stab him with a knife @)

Tell the brother i am not interested thank you all the same
Marriage is a huge and demanding responsibilty
I am too wacky for words and i need to be looked after
Maybe in the future :insha: meanwhile ...Just let me be freeeeeee!!

:wswrwb:

[OBL]

9 pages of crappy rhyme
u all wasting you time
come up with something worth reading
otherwise shurrup and carry on needling.

[Niqaabi]

:start:

:salams



Tell the brother i am not interested thank you all the same
Marriage is a huge and demanding responsibilty
I am too wacky for words and i need to be looked after
Maybe in the future :insha: meanwhile ...Just let me be freeeeeee!!

:wswrwb:
To be free like a bird is everyone's desire,
but we are slaves who are obedient for fear of hell-fire.
For jannah is a place where we set our goals,
to fly like birds our peaceful souls.

[(*_Hamzah]

To be free like a bird is everyone's desire,
but we are slaves who are obedient for fear of hell-fire.
For jannah is a place where we set our goals,
to fly like birds our peaceful souls.

Subhaan’Allah, that was amazing
Sister you reminded us, to never stop praising,
And forever remember death
With every breath

[(*_Hamzah]

O Allah help me hold to this light
For out lord is Forthright
As I end this sentence
Accept our repentance

[Myzara]

To be free like a bird is everyone's desire,
but we are slaves who are obedient for fear of hell-fire.
For jannah is a place where we set our goals,
to fly like birds our peaceful souls.

Correction, Jannah is a place where our goals are set,
Aspiration, if we reach Jannah would be an earthly aspect.
Rejection of Allah is a section that we should All keep from,
Needless to mention, it'll lead us to Jahannam*, where torture would come!

*Jahannam: A place in the Hellfire

[bint]

i cudnt do poetry to save my life :I

[Myzara]

O Allah help me hold to this light
For out lord is Forthright
As I end this sentence
Accept our repentance

Ameen to your duaa,
May Allah accept it,
And grant us even more than that,
Jannatul firdows with our prophet.

[(*_Hamzah]

Correction, Jannah is a place where our goals are set,
Aspiration, if we reach Jannah would be an earthly aspect.
Rejection of Allah is a section that we should All keep from,
Needless to mention, it'll lead us to Jahannam*, where torture would come!

*Jahannam: A place in the Hellfire

A place in the Hellfire
No Muslim should aspire
There is no salam
for the zallam



(Zallam: means wrongdoer)

[bint]

its not pronounced za' its promounced as zha..iff that makes sense to u.@)

[Niqaabi]

i cudnt do poetry to save my life :I
"i cudnt do poetry to save my life :I"
Said bint who is a potential wife,
poetry is not written to find a man,
write good poetry so you dont get a ban :p

[(*_Hamzah]

Ameen to your duaa,
May Allah accept it,
And grant us even more than that,
Jannatul firdows with our prophet.

May all Al Muslimeen be pardon
into Allah swt magnificent garden
May it be out final abode
we know the correct path and road

[bint]

"i cudnt do poetry to save my life :I"
Said bint who is a potential wife,
poetry is not written to find a man,
write good poetry so you dont get a ban :p


man potential wife? :eek3:

ohhhh i cnt do this :embar:

[tru muslimah]

May all Al Muslimeen be pardon
into Allah swt magnificent garden
May it be out final abode
we know the correct path and road

to your prayers i say ameen,
and we believe in the unseen,
this game is awesome,
and now im going home. :p :rofl1: :rofl1: :rofl1:

[(*_Hamzah]

to your prayers i say ameen,
and we believe in the unseen,
this game is awesome,
and now im going home. :p :rofl1: :rofl1: :rofl1:

:)

May we all be smiling
And forever shining
All the way paradise
Where will we rise

[journey2jannah]

:)

May we all be smiling
And forever shining
All the way paradise
Where will we rise

gardens underneath which rivers flow
destination which we all hope
may Allah(swt) shower us with his blessings
and forgive those who are oft repenting.

[Reptile]

man potential wife? :eek3:

ohhhh i cnt do this :embar:
Difficult it may seem
If you try and fail you can always be redeemed
Simple it really is, so be hopeful
and give it a try, it will leave you feeling zestful

[Chained_Water]

Its nice to see the thread turned has turned,
To islam the poetry has returned,
So that words as deeds can be submitted,
Because to the deen we are committed.

Lets make our words ring forth for gain,
"Behold! Apart from Allah everything is vain"
The truest words in poetry the prophet(saw) informed,
So let our words also to please Allah be formed.

[urban_rose]

Ameen to all the duaas, it so good to see
Allahs signs in all creations, from a camel to a flea
This thread has transgressed
now its no longer messed :D

[Abu Mus'ab]

This thread is absolute class :rotfl:
Nearly made me swallow my glass,
In fact i almost rolled on the floor,
And gone right out the front door,

*Roll Eyes*

[urban_rose]

well, at least it made you smile
and your grumpiness ran a mile
i really like what sis Niqs said up there
life is most certainly not a fair :)

[Kal-El]

Whose won?

[Reptile]

This thread is absolute class :rotfl:
Nearly made me swallow my glass,
In fact i almost rolled on the floor,
And gone right out the front door,

*Roll Eyes*

Sarcasm seems to be a companion of those rolling eyes
Soon with time it will demise
Or is this persona a veneer?
To keep away those from getting near :D

[Myzara]

Ameen to all the duaas, it so good to see
Allahs signs in all creations, from a camel to a flea
This thread has transgressed
now its no longer messed :D

Why that makes absolutely no sence,
Your post has four different themes and events.
Take this as an introspective suggestion,
And make more sence when you post in this section. :D

Don't take any of this presionally or offensivley, urban_rose, its just something that came to mind :up:

[urban_rose]

Sarcasm seems to be a companion of those rolling eyes
Soon with time it will demise
Or is this persona a veneer?
To keep away those from getting near :D

:D thats a good one, sis :up:

Why that makes absolutely no sence,
Your post has four different themes and events.
Take this as an introspective suggestion,
And make more sence when you post in this section. :D

Don't take any of this presionally or offensivley, urban_rose, its just something that came to mind :up:

it is ok, this was a very interesting read
it was more of a mighty acorn compared to a seed
please enlighten us more
and delve right into the core :D

[Reptile]

Why that makes absolutely no sence,
Your post has four different themes and events.
Take this as an introspective suggestion,
And make more sence when you post in this section. :D

Don't take any of this presionally or offensivley, urban_rose, its just something that came to mind :up:

Ouch! One would think you had a thing against civility
Or is this you way of showing Cordiality?
I only kid! Im not here to spread enmity
Was just an easy topic to expand my poetic creativity :o

[Medievalist]

Ouch! One would think you had a thing against civility
Or is this you way of showing Cordiality?
I only kid! Im not here to spread enmity
Was just an easy topic to expand my poetic creativity :o

what is this slush, this emotional drivel.
it seems if yr soft this is the place to snivel.
forget this show of literary song n dance,
come on brothers let's take a man's stance

[urban_rose]

what is this slush, this emotional drivel.
it seems if yr soft this is the place to snivel.
forget this show of literary song n dance,
come on brothers let's take a man's stance

yay tow bara kaam hai
kitnaa easy hai - alif bai
lekin aadmee kay paas itnee bhi akal nahin
kyaa mai 100% saheeh?

:D

[Abu Mus'ab]

what is this slush, this emotional drivel.
it seems if yr soft this is the place to snivel.
forget this show of literary song n dance,
come on brothers let's take a man's stance
Don't try and front bruv,
Cause some people will give you a shove,
They'll bring out your past like a leaf from a seed,
And show everyone that you're a ran mureed,

*cough* *Roll Eyes*

[alld]

every one here dishing beautiful peotry

ummah has mashallah got loads of talent in oratory

peom are like icing of cake

life without thrill of peom is without a shade

[Reptile]

what is this slush, this emotional drivel.
it seems if yr soft this is the place to snivel.
forget this show of literary song n dance,
come on brothers let's take a man's stance

Are you only able to retain this bravado with the knowledge of anonymity?
This façade of pomposity only exposes your insecurity
The simple cure is a dose of humility
Then come back to me when you gain some civility

[urban_rose]

Good idea, Abu Muslim, for starting this thread
its the best thing since sliced bread
i quite enjoy talking in this way
i might do it every single day :D

[Reptile]

Good idea, Abu Muslim, for starting this thread
its the best thing since sliced bread
i quite enjoy talking in this way
i might do it every single day :D

lol, i hope no one gets offended by the way :o

[alld]

Don't try and front bruv,
Cause some people will give you a shove,
They'll bring out your past like a leaf from a seed,
And show everyone that you're a ran mureed,

*cough* *Roll Eyes*

medievalist no mureed but a ustaad

though bro still maintains he is mureed

but his seed grown up to takea lead

like a ustaad going past mureeds

through his words and deeds

inshaallah will succeed .

[Myzara]

it is ok, this was a very interesting read
it was more of a mighty acorn compared to a seed
please enlighten us more
and delve right into the core :D

Can you specify what your figure of speech means?
Sorry, my understanding of metaphors is not too keen.
Read the bottom poem if you want more suggestions.
I'm glad you take advice and criticism with acception!

Ouch! One would think you had a thing against civility
Or is this you way of showing Cordiality?
I only kid! Im not here to spread enmity
Was just an easy topic to expand my poetic creativity :o

Now why is it so easy to criticize other's faults,
And we find it creatively simple to find rhyming insults?
When we can limit ourselves to pithily advice,
Or kid with one another with words that are nice :)

[Reptile]

edit

[Myzara]

lol sis, it wasnt an insult, just the words came to my head wrote them down, im not picking faults because there were none just responding to ur post nothing more :) I apoligise if i caused any offence

I'm a bro :coolbro:
Never said you were insulting me :o
Those were words that just came to my head too lol.

[urban_rose]

Can you specify what your figure of speech means?
Sorry, my understanding of metaphors is not too keen.
Read the bottom poem if you want more suggestions.
I'm glad you take advice and criticism with acception!


i meant to say, that my poems compared to yours
are so worthless and need guided tours.
Reptile and Myzara have certainly grasped the fact
that their knowledge is needed to keep this thread intact!

[Reptile]

I'm a bro :coolbro:
Never said you were insulting me :o
Those were words that just came to my head too lol.

oh ok! read too much into it then :o

[urban_rose]

i think i had better go
i have gotten in to the flow
if sis Niqs comes into this thread
i'll be stuck here like molten lead :p

[urban_rose]

Seriously there's no way mon,
That i could be a poetry don,

My poetry has shrivelled so thin,
That now it's only fit for the bin.

I know i've passed my sell by date,
And i've already accepted my fate,

But erm i think we is a bit offtopic,
Which might make the mods sick,

So we'd better take it to that other thread,
Otherwise i might just end up dead. (Banned)

it is better for me to reply here
for my beloved Ummah is so dear
we dont want you to be banned
just your stupidity to be canned :D

[Reptile]

i think i had better go
i have gotten in to the flow
if sis Niqs comes into this thread
i'll be stuck here like molten lead :p
This is a laughable notion
The efficacy of ummah only leaves us with one option
We are spell-bound
Alas a solution for departure, it seems will never be found

[urban_rose]

This is a laughable notion
The efficacy of ummah only leaves us with one option
We are spell-bound
Alas a solution for departure seems will never be found

this is too true, your poems call out to me
so how can i go when they need company
if i leave you all alone
you'll just sit here and moan :D

[Reptile]

this is too true, your poems call out to me
so how can i go when they need company
if i leave you all alone
you'll just sit here and moan :D
Chocolate is needed :p
to ensure these calls of despair, are defeated
Or I shall be left to wail like a banshee
Forcing the mods to banish me

lol this is my worst one :D

[Myzara]

i meant to say, that my poems compared to yours
are so worthless and need guided tours.
Reptile and Myzara have certainly grasped the fact
that their knowledge is needed to keep this thread intact!

I'm not sure you're first sentence is genuine.
You seem to have learned to write a decent rhyme.
I'm sure if the real poets on Ummah came,
All my four-liners would look so lame. :o

[Myzara]

Chocolate is needed :p
to ensure these calls of despair, are defeated
Or I shall be left to wail like a banshee
Forcing the mods to banish me
lol this is my worst one :D

Oh my God, Reptile ran out of words!
Is this true? It sounds ubsurd!
I didn't think it can happen to the best.
Oh no, Maybe I'm next! :p

[Abu Mus'ab]

it is better for me to reply here
for my beloved Ummah is so dear
we dont want you to be banned
just your stupidity to be canned :D
I cannot think of a reply i truely am stumped,
Not to mention that my rhyming has really slumped,
My poems have gotten really lame,
And i think i need to get me a new name.

[Reptile]

Oh my God, Reptile ran out of words!
Is this true? It sounds ubsurd!
I didn't think it can happen to the best.
Oh no, Maybe I'm next! :p

Lol

The distracting thought of the tantalizing delicacy
Was the reason for my absence of articulacy
There are plentiful words to suffice my poetic needs
I must not think food or that surely will be my downfall indeed

[Abu Mus'ab]

Well it looks like now it's time,
Since we're all going on the decline,
To quickly take a trip,
Or as it's said "to jump ship"

[Reptile]

lol edit

[MMS]

psht u lot are all amateurs u dunno a rapper till u know SAJAN :rofl1::rofl1::rofl1:

[Reptile]

psht u lot are all amateurs u dunno a rapper till u know SAJAN :rofl1::rofl1::rofl1:

lol whos that?

[Redmist]

You must be afflicted with false humility
Your verses of poetry are quite witty
Or maybe you are unaware
Of your poetic flair

lol i ok i need to give up, :smack:

The poetic flair is dying.
Dark days are rising.
A new world is dawning.
Rise to the challenge or die trying!

[Reptile]

The poetic flair is dying.
Dark days are rising.
A new world is dawning.
Rise to the challenge or die trying!

sshhh :D

[Redmist]

sshhh :D


Whatt!! :D

[Jihaan]

psht u lot are all amateurs u dunno a rapper till u know SAJAN :rofl1::rofl1::rofl1:

yeh whos tht :rubeyes: :rubeyes: :rolleyes:

[Reptile]

Whatt!! :D

dont expose my downfall, :D

[MMS]

yeh whos tht :rubeyes: :rubeyes: :rolleyes:

ur amigo, why u asking me? :scratch:

[Redmist]

dont expose my downfall, :D


I did'nt i was carrying on the flow.. :D

[Reptile]

I did'nt i was carrying on the flow.. :D

Edit in a weird mood, talking gibberish

[urban_rose]

Chocolate is needed :p
to ensure these calls of despair, are defeated
Or I shall be left to wail like a banshee
Forcing the mods to banish me

lol this is my worst one :D

:D chocolate is the better option
it doesnt create much commotion
you dont need to banished
with a wave of my wand, you shall be vanished *duh dhum* :D


I'm not sure you're first sentence is genuine.
You seem to have learned to write a decent rhyme.
I'm sure if the real poets on Ummah came,
All my four-liners would look so lame. :o

your poems already are so lame
only you deserve the blame
maybe you should stick to what you know best
that is being a super sized pest :D

I cannot think of a reply i truely am stumped,
Not to mention that my rhyming has really slumped,
My poems have gotten really lame,
And i think i need to get me a new name.

Well it looks like now it's time,
Since we're all going on the decline,
To quickly take a trip,
Or as it's said "to jump ship"

you say you speak the truth, but here you do not
your rhyming is like a super bot
jump ship we should not do
we should all call out Allahu :D

[Jihaan]

ur amigo, why u asking me? :scratch:
:aku_astaghfirullah: u need the lying/joking lecture :buttkick:

[Abu Mus'ab]

psht u lot are all amateurs u dunno a rapper till u know SAJAN :rofl1::rofl1::rofl1:
For a moment there i thought you said "satan" *Roll Eyes*

[Redmist]

lol in reference to mine!, any of my poetic credibility is mostly street cred, and u mister, were killing it, :D

Not my fault if you cant cut it aNYMORE :p

[Reptile]

For a moment there i thought you said "satan" *Roll Eyes*

:rotfl:

[MMS]

For a moment there i thought you said "satan" *Roll Eyes*

astaghfirullah jihanam is going to flip out u better edit that :eek:

[Jihaan]

astaghfirullah jihanam is going to flip out u better edit that :eek:

im telling mum :torture:

[Reptile]

Not my fault if you cant cut it aNYMORE :p

i still got it, i think, just my poorly headache is affecting my rhyming skillss :D and this color is for that weird orange that hurt my eyes

[ibn suleman]

looking through the thread at some of the poetry
you lot make it seem really easy
but masha'allah in fact its quite a skill
whereas i get a headache and need a pill

:p

[Redmist]

looking through the thread at some of the poetry
you lot make it seem really easy
but masha'allah in fact its quite a skill
whereas i get a headache and need a pill

:p


Dont give up the day job ibn sul :p

[Redmist]

i still got it, i think, just my poorly headache is affecting my rhyming skillss :D and this color is for that weird orange that hurt my eyes


Excuses excuses :D

[Reptile]

Excuses excuses :D

nah uh! valid justifications :D

[Niqaabi]

whats up with you people and your one sentence post?
this is writing poetry not making a quick toast.
if you want to interact in this thread play by the rules,
so four lines of poetry not one line you fools!

Joking,
smoking....