Ummah.com Poetry Battle

[Medievalist]

Don't try and front bruv,
Cause some people will give you a shove,
They'll bring out your past like a leaf from a seed,
And show everyone that you're a ran mureed,

*cough* *Roll Eyes*

My sincere advice Oh little brother,
To turn tail and not speak hither,
For in yr speech I detect hidden threat,
Take my word - soon you shall regret.

[Medievalist]

medievalist no mureed but a ustaad

though bro still maintains he is mureed

but his seed grown up to takea lead

like a ustaad going past mureeds

through his words and deeds

inshaallah will succeed .

You speak heavy words and praise to quick,
One such as u shud not fall for satans trick
A sinner, such as me, when praised by thee
Achieves little save shaking of Throne of Almighty.

[ur_yusra]

My revision is an utter mess,
Though I couldn't care any less,
Since I'm a housewife to be,
I'm not the breadwinner you see.

[Medievalist]

My revision is an utter mess,
Though I couldn't care any less,
Since I'm a housewife to be,
I'm not the breadwinner you see.


Finally some female words of wisdom,
If only there were more in this cyber kingdom.
May all our women be in the veil,
safe from the gazes of each and every male.

[ur_yusra]

Finally some female words of wisdom,
If only there were more in this cyber kingdom.
May all our women be in the veil,
safe from the gazes of each and every male.

May all men learn to lower their gaze,
May 'ranmureeds' be the next craze,
May they grow the beard, cook and clean,
And simply sparkle in their deen,

[Abu Muslim]

May all men learn to lower their gaze,
May 'ranmureeds' be the next craze,
May they grow the beard, cook and clean,
And simply sparkle in their deen,

Ameen, ameen, except to the ranmureed
Us men, we should take the lead
May we all enter the garden
I beg your pardon, I ride with bin laden

*cool bearded bro*

EDIT: To the officials, I dont really ride with him, I dont think he has a car.

[Medievalist]

May all men learn to lower their gaze,
May 'ranmureeds' be the next craze,
May they grow the beard, cook and clean,
And simply sparkle in their deen,

Ameen to for their eyes,
ALLAH save us from our wives.
As for the sunnan cited above,
In them is our love.

[sisterKhadija]

Ameen to for their eyes,
ALLAH save us from our wives.
As for the sunnan cited above,
In them is our love.

MashAllah for we are your wives
Never to leave to have our own lives
For Allah made us as a blessing to you
Without us, whatever would you do?

[Myzara]

MashAllah for we are your wives
Never to leave to have our own lives
For Allah made us as a blessing to you
Without us, whatever would you do?

Why did everyone get so quiet?
Wives fail to put their husbands on a diet! :p
You (sisterKhadija) make women like the perfect element,
Yet they cannot complete just a simple asignment! :D

[alld]

You speak heavy words and praise to quick,
One such as u shud not fall for satans trick
A sinner, such as me, when praised by thee
Achieves little save shaking of Throne of Almighty.

who could shake the throne of Almighty

Apart from Him there is no other diety

for He is the only One who shakes kingdom, thrones and nations

as He pleases in his wisdom

beyond our imagination lies His Kingdom

little ,tiny, miniature are our assumed fiefdoms

High, Mighty , sublime and pure is His Kingdom

but mere mortals do realise that seldom

everything bows to Almighty's Kingdom

[Abu Mus'ab]

My sincere advice Oh little brother,
To turn tail and not speak hither,
For in yr speech I detect hidden threat,
Take my word - soon you shall regret.
Ah but you seem to forget who i am bruv,
Don't tell me you forgot about your definition of love,
I am a stalker and i know how to blackmail,
By the time i'm done you'll be old and frail,

Oh and don't try to turn the tables around,
Cause i'm already tucked away safe and sound,
Though there are two 'mistakes' that i once made,
But through all the jeering did i wade,

Those threads have not fallen far behind,
They're both waiting almost perfectly aligned,
If you want to know then i'll give you a clue,
It's "on the nature of love" and "just for u"

[ze leetle elper]

Yet another rhyming battle has begun! :eek:
But hold on! Wait! Who spoilt the fun! :eek:
Rules to rhyme? I've never heard! :eek:
The thought of it is quite absurd! :eek:

Rhyming AABB is quite dreary
We battled before, at times it was scary
A thread named 'Bored' find it if you wish
Its very long, and cannot be missed!

[sisterKhadija]

Yet another rhyming battle has begun! :eek:
But hold on! Wait! Who spoilt the fun! :eek:
Rules to rhyme? I've never heard! :eek:
The thought of it is quite absurd! :eek:

Rhyming AABB is quite dreary
We battled before, at times it was scary
A thread named 'Bored' find it if you wish
Its very long, and cannot be missed!

A Battle of rhymes just can not compare
To the life of a Muslim, full of prayer
For GOD has graced us with his instructions
To help us not to have any obstructions

[Mujaheedah]

A Battle of rhymes just can not compare
To the life of a Muslim, full of prayer
For GOD has graced us with his instructions
To help us not to have any obstructions

yet rhyming can help us to tell others.
it causes our voice to be heard
or those of our sisters and brothers
that need us to spread the word.

the voices of those imprisoned
with words spoken to deaf ears
ryhming can heal voices hoarsened
which are kept inside out of fears

[Abu Hurairah]

yet rhyming can help us to tell others.
it causes our voice to be heard
or those of our sisters and brothers
that need us to spread the word.

the voices of those imprisoned
with words spoken to deaf ears
ryhming can heal voices hoarsened
which are kept inside out of fears
It can be a source to be heard,
By a few that live in the dunyah blissfully with grandeur that is in fact truly absurd,
Not witnessing to the creations of Allah (swt) like the beauty of the green bird,
May the seals in their blackened hearts and the shackles of kufr brake,
And evils obliterate,
Through the example of the Sunnah and our Qur'an for that is- Allah's word.

[ze leetle elper]

It can be a source to be heard,
By a few that live in the dunyah blissfully with grandeur that is in fact truly absurd,
Not witnessing to the creations of Allah (swt) like the beauty of the green bird,
May the seals in their blackened hearts and the shackles of kufr brake,
And evils obliterate,
Through the example of the Sunnah and our Qur'an for that is- Allah's word.

That is a limerick...AABBA...not AABB like this thread requires. I, for one find it hard to rhyme AABB...prefer ABAB.

[Niqaabi]

That is a limerick...AABBA...not AABB like this thread requires. I, for one find it hard to rhyme AABB...prefer ABAB.
yes i prefer poems with rhyming schemes of ABAB.

[Abu Hurairah]

That is a limerick...AABBA...not AABB like this thread requires. I, for one find it hard to rhyme AABB...prefer ABAB.
See thats what I mean- everyones a critic these days. :(

Its no wonder some artists *ahem ahem* have never show cased their full talents here or hung their masterpieces in museums for all to see- they get shot down just as their being inspired by Madame Ze. :(

*Sigh again*

[Lambo5688]

OMG You people are good at this
These rhymes are pretty hard to miss
These battles are really crazy
I'd participate, but im just too lazy. :(

[ur_yusra]

Placing my hopes on forgotten dreams,
Nothing is quite what it seems,
Deception is now my solaced cave,
As I find myself sitting in my own grave,

[Myzara]

OMG You people are good at this
These rhymes are pretty hard to miss
These battles are really crazy
I'd participate, but im just too lazy. :(

Oh common, stop being such a lazy bum,
Join the poetry crowd just for fun!
You don't really have to take it to seriously,
Just stick to the format and write mysteriously ;)

[Abu Hurairah]

Placing my hopes on forgotten dreams,
Nothing is quite what it seems,
Deception is now my solaced cave,
As I find myself sitting in my own grave,
Death is close I see it drawing near,
No longer have I any more time to express joy or have fear,
Say good bye to World to which I clung tight as if so dear,

And now what is this I see from afar?
Closer and closer death comes to me than that distant star,
And when my journey does draw to its end,
To my janazah who shall attend?
I begin to think- I cannot comprehend!
Shall it be a forgiving foe or he who was always my friend?
Or to pray my funeral prayer a special invite to you I must send?
And just to pray for your brother is a loan, that little deed your not even prepared to lend?

As I fall for into the this lasting sleep,
I wonder now was it our bonds of brotherhood that I did keep?
Or on that Day- shall it be me for the wrongs I did by you all that shall weep?
When good deeds and the bad are put on the scale in a heap,
Consider something that is quite deep,
Who shall rejoice and who shall dispair for that in the World we did reap?

[UmmDujanah]

I learnt that this world is not for my leisure,
So I began to expect little in terms of pleasure,
Striving after dunya did decay my soul,
But dhikrullah was quick to patch up the hole,

Allah (swt) does test us with the things we love,
Hold tight to the rope that leads to him above,
It may take patience but that is the test,
Allah (swt) does filter the weak from the best,

So come Yawmul Hisaab the truthful will shine,
For they recognised Allah and followed his signs,
Yes that day may seem a long way away,
But do not let deception lead you astray,

For it is so very close, oh if only we knew,
With shining good deeds our sins would be few,
If we learnt to live each day like it was our last,
If we dwelt more on the present than on the past,

That gnawing you feel is your soul calling out,
Oh servant you promised you would be devout,
Shaytaan indeed has lead you afar,
It is time to discover who you really are,

We are all human and sometimes we forget,
Allah does not mind as long as we regret,
He forgives and forgives and it has no end,
Every heartache and grief only he can mend,

So our journey goes on until the last breath,
Indeed fate does call us towards our death,
Come back come back while you still have time,
For the clock has yet to deliver its final chime

[Niqaabi]

im suppose to be revising for a maths test,
but keeping taking breaks on ummah for a rest,
i feeling like eating something yummy,
something sweet to please the tummy :D

[Reptile]

Suffocated by the transgression of society
Isolation seems the only escapism of their falsity
Desires only there to restrict
One begins the silent inner conflict

[Myzara]

Subhan Allah, Whats wrong with all you fools?
Can't you stick to the simple rules?
have you not read the FIRST post on the thread?
If there is a lot to be said, think pithily and use your head!

[Lambo5688]

Oh common, stop being such a lazy bum,
Join the poetry crowd just for fun!
You don't really have to take it to seriously,
Just stick to the format and write mysteriously ;)

I guess I just might
Im afraid I wont get it right
I haven't given poetry a chance
But it was well worth the glance

[Mujaheedah]

Subhan Allah, Whats wrong with all you fools?
Can't you stick to the simple rules?
have you not read the FIRST post on the thread?
If there is a lot to be said, think pithily and use your head!
rhyming like this may be easy for you
but the other way is good too
writing like this makes me want to scream
I think ABAB is a way better rhyme scheme.

[Zaid the Great]

indeed, myzara's words are precise
take heed or you shall be lashed thrice:torture: :torture: :torture:
'tis true, skill in poetry i lack

but this thread is going out of track

[Myzara]

rhyming like this may be easy for you
but the other way is good too
writing like this makes me want to scream
I think ABAB is a way better rhyme scheme.

Thats true but the rules are set by Abu Muslim,
And since he started the thres, he got to choose them.
As posters on HIS thread we must Abide,
To all the little rules he made on the side.

[journey2jannah]

we are back on track i see a sign
the ummah are doing just fine :up:
verily for every difficulty there is relif
through iman we strengthen our belief

[Zaid the Great]

whoever does not obey the rules will be tied
and will leave the thread with a sore backside
however if the rules are abided by
everyone can say to me goodbye :coolbro:

[Myzara]

indeed, myzara's words are precise
take heed or you shall be lashed thrice:torture: :torture: :torture:
'tis true, skill in poetry i lack

but this thread is going out of track

We need people like you to bring it back;
People with the whole common sence pack,
And not like those who don't follow the first post!
ugghhhh, those get to me the most! :banghead:

[Myzara]

whoever does not obey the rules will be tied
and will leave the thread with a sore backside
however if the rules are abided by
everyone can say to me goodbye :coolbro:

Why??? would you leave when there is order?
We still need you to stand by the border
Of the last thread to scare the violators.
I'm sure there will later be at few order haters.

[Myzara]

we are back on track i see a sign
the ummah are doing just fine :up:
verily for every difficulty there is relif
through iman we strengthen our belief

Yes, Alhamdulilah is all we can say,
Everything does seem to be okay.
I guess red is the color that they all respect!
(I'm refering to the post that I had previously sent.) :D

[Zaid the Great]

though watching this thread may be monotonous
my stay is fruitful, for the writers are rebellious
any revolts i shall crush
like the child banging his cold fruit slush :coolbro:

[sisterKhadija]

Thats true but the rules are set by Abu Muslim,
And since he started the thres, he got to choose them.
As posters on HIS thread we must Abide,
To all the little rules he made on the side.

Rules are good as Allah has proven
If we do not follow we could be bakin'
For they help us to keep order and manner
Mmm, i'm hungry and need a bananer
:banan:

[Lambo5688]

Rules are good as Allah has proven
If we do not follow we could be bakin'
For they help us to keep order and manner
Mmm, i'm hungry and need a bananer
:banan:

Bananer? :smack:

[sisterKhadija]

Bananer? :smack:

LOL! My 4-year old calls them that :inlove:

[Lambo5688]

LOL! My 4-year old calls them that :inlove:

Ok, I guess then it can pass. :up:

[sisterKhadija]

Ok, I guess then it can pass. :up:

Thanks! :inlove: :D :hidban:

[Lambo5688]

Thanks! :inlove: :D :hidban:

Dont thank me, thank your 4-year-old
By him, about this word, you have been told
Go give him a big hug
And then some milk in a big mug!

:)

[Abu Hurairah]

I learnt that this world is not for my leisure,
So I began to expect little in terms of pleasure,
Striving after dunya did decay my soul,
But dhikrullah was quick to patch up the hole,

Allah (swt) does test us with the things we love,
Hold tight to the rope that leads to him above,
It may take patience but that is the test,
Allah (swt) does filter the weak from the best,

So come Yawmul Hisaab the truthful will shine,
For they recognised Allah and followed his signs,
Yes that day may seem a long way away,
But do not let deception lead you astray,

For it is so very close, oh if only we knew,
With shining good deeds our sins would be few,
If we learnt to live each day like it was our last,
If we dwelt more on the present than on the past,

That gnawing you feel is your soul calling out,
Oh servant you promised you would be devout,
Shaytaan indeed has lead you afar,
It is time to discover who you really are,

We are all human and sometimes we forget,
Allah does not mind as long as we regret,
He forgives and forgives and it has no end,
Every heartache and grief only he can mend,

So our journey goes on until the last breath,
Indeed fate does call us towards our death,
Come back come back while you still have time,
For the clock has yet to deliver its final chime
Masha'allah one of the more serious thought provoking poems so far. :)

Alhamdulillah this has deep message for us all.

[ex-boyfriend]

Rules are good as Allah has proven
If we do not follow we could be bakin'
For they help us to keep order and manner
Mmm, i'm hungry and need a bananer
:banan:

Given Freewill to choose our path
Choose well or recieve Allah's wrath
Consequences we sow and reap
I pray to Allah my soul to keep

[Abu Mus'ab]

Masha'allah one of the more serious thought provoking poems so far.

Alhamdulillah this has deep message for us all.

erm is it just me or does that poem sound just a tiny bit 'too' much like ur yusra's one?

[Umm Haya]

Salaam, this is a poem I wrote...tiz bout guns (pretty obvious huh?) lol :rolleyes:

Li'l babies
man they be walkin round town
See babies
think they doin mom and popz proud
losin their minds
getting banged up wit the crowd
hear sounds of the guns
and the bangs they be loud

Poppin' on a 'mission'
One shot...the life's over
not a care in the world
or respect for the dead brother
just tight wit the posse
everytin else...man, is kool
Yo he deserved to die so dont callin me a fool!
I got a gun in ma hand so dont mess wit me...
but here's another story, it's real-ity...

he was walkin round town
loaded and prepared
locked on to the target
he's got em running scared...

takes off the safety
mind ready to take aim...
ignorin the screaming faces
he's just wantin to cause pain...

he aint got a reason
just doing it for fun
think he rules the world
wit that fully loaded gun...

but he made the mistake
when he pulled out the second (gun)
two shots at once
and he's lost control of the weopen

bullets are flying crazy
one gets him in the head
two seconds later
and he;s lying down dead...

now where's the gangstah mindest?
the power an the juice?
it went wit his life,
when he let those bullets loose...

now lets just presume
for a minute, that he's survived
wot are the chances of his freedom?
of not gettin banged up inside...?

if you take a life man,
you gotta pay thr price for two
the guilt for the one you killed
and then life's over for you...
locked up in a room,
is it really worth the price...
for one 'Shot' of pleasure
you're stuck and it aint nice!

[ex-boyfriend]

erm is it just me or does that poem sound just a tiny bit 'too' much like ur yusra's one?

Well I don't know about that.
I thought the idea of this thread was to write a four line poem having something in common with the previous one.

[Abu Mus'ab]

Well I don't know about that.
I thought the idea of this thread was to write a four line poem having something in common with the previous one.

My post's edited now, i was talking to Abu Hurairah.

[alld]

Given Freewill to choose our path
Choose well or recieve Allah's wrath
Consequences we sow and reap
I pray to Allah my soul to keep

total submission to God is the deen
making our nafs and soul clean
rejecting the footsteps of devil
overcoming the world of evil .

[OBL]

I am a muslim and i do not walk alone
i only fear allah
the one above the throne
.

[Abu Hurairah]

erm is it just me or does that poem sound just a tiny bit 'too' much like ur yusra's one?
I agree their similar alhamdulillah- both are related to death as was mine before so a similar feel and tone is present. :)

[sisterKhadija]

total submission to God is the deen
making our nafs and soul clean
rejecting the footsteps of devil
overcoming the world of evil .

We must recognize the devil in his tracks
Lets trap him in a ball of wax
Light the wick and let him melt
For with Allah we have our permanent seat belt

[alld]

We must recognize the devil in his tracks
Lets trap him in a ball of wax
Light the wick and let him melt
For with Allah we have our permanent seat belt

MashaAllah

we must help the old ,infirm , poor and needy
spend our recources for them without being greedy
increasing our imaan manifold
mining the depth imaan and the joy it beholds

[Abu Mus'ab]

I agree their similar alhamdulillah- both are related to death as was mine before so a similar feel and tone is present. :)
I was talking about this one, http://www.ummah.com/forum/showpost.php?p=1802556&postcount=9

[Abu Hurairah]

I was talking about this one, http://www.ummah.com/forum/showpost.php?p=1802556&postcount=9
Oh my word your right Akhy! :rubeyes: Ukthy Ur Yusra's poems are very popular! :nuts:

[ur_yusra]

:smack:

[Abu Mus'ab]

:smack:
is it safe to interprete that :smack: to mean that you didn't write the poem?

[Abu Hurairah]

is it safe to interprete that :smack: to mean that you didn't write the poem?
Or maybe something else ..... :idea:

[Lambo5688]

Is it just me, or is there too much unpoetic talking?
You people better start on the poem writing!
Your breaking the rythm over here!
Hurry up and start thinking, dont just STARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[urban_rose]

The Lambster is for once right :D
Enter into this thread some poems of might
It seems to be that all is lost
poems are free not of any cost.....

[Abu Mus'ab]

Sheesh lambness you don't have to yell,
We know what this thread is about quite well,
We're part of the offtopic crew,
And what we feel like doing we do.

[perfectpearl]

The Lambster is for once right :D
Enter into this thread some poems of might
It seems to be that all is lost
poems are free not of any cost.....

I am readen whats written
and It seems to me
that these poems are more valuable
then what you see it to be!

Ps: Thats like my first poem ever so excuse it! Always used to let my brother write my Poems for school :D !

[Abu Muslim]

Thats true but the rules are set by Abu Muslim,
And since he started the thres, he got to choose them.
As posters on HIS thread we must Abide,
To all the little rules he made on the side.

This sister knows the haqq, she really does
Maybe from it, she gets a buzz
The thread is back to normal as before
So carry on playing and stick to four

====

But for real homies, I know no one likes rules but they're put in so everyone gets a chance, otherwise we get everyone giving us essays and their own rythm, and thats not a game, thats just everyone saying whatever they want, however they want. And yep, some people prefer ABAB, but if I put that, you'd get people complaining that they prefer AABB, so ya.com *smiles*

[Abu Hurairah]

Is it just me, or is there too much unpoetic talking?
You people better start on the poem writing!
Your breaking the rythm over here!
Hurry up and start thinking, dont just STARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This is by far the worst poem ever made in the history of man. ^^^

[Abu Hurairah]

This sister knows the haqq, she really does
Maybe from it, she gets a buzz
The thread is back to normal as before
So carry on playing and stick to four

This sister is actually a brother,
Unlike no other,
He is from America,
Where you find people called Erica. :rubeyes:

[S@Z]

a penny for me, a penny for you -
a penny for all the good deeds we do,
just think of how many we'd collect...
...if His Commands we don't neglect?

[perfectpearl]

This is by far the worst poem ever made in the history of man. ^^^
:rofl1:

Don't be hatin cuz you are hurtin
Let him try, but don't make him cry
Everyone has chance
so let him prance!

[perfectpearl]

This sister is actually a brother,
Unlike no other,
He is from America,
Where you find people called Erica. :rubeyes:

:rofl1: where did erica come from

[alld]

The Lambster is for once right :D
Enter into this thread some poems of might
It seems to be that all is lost
poems are free not of any cost.....



poem is free and ummah is best at things which come free
like dua's, salaams and smiling with glee
when it comes to real jihaad
majority take to their heels allowing Fasaad .

[Abu Muslim]

This sister is actually a brother,
Unlike no other,
He is from America,
Where you find people called Erica. :rubeyes:

I thought that at first but then I changed my mind
But thankyou for correcting and being so kind
Erica you say, what a weird name
Imagine being called that, would be a big shame

[ur_yusra]

Or maybe something else ..... :idea:

Bright spark Abu Hurairah does seem,
To be on the correct track,
It is only difficult to get for those,
Who in common sense may lack,

[Abu Mus'ab]

Bright spark Abu Hurairah does seem,
To be on the correct track,
It is only difficult to get for those,
Who in common sense may lack,
And i suppose it was my fault,
Do i really look like a dolt,
On second thoughts don't answer that,
Or else your husband might give you a whack (with a miswaak of course *Roll Eyes*)

[Myzara]

I thought that at first but then I changed my mind
But thankyou for correcting and being so kind
Erica you say, what a weird name
Imagine being called that, would be a big shame

Yes, I'm an Akh and my name is mysara (meaning ease),
It's a male name, so call me brother if you please.
It was the name of the prophet's friend and partner,
Who worked with him for Khadija (May Allah be pleased with her.)

[Lambo5688]

This is by far the worst poem ever made in the history of man. ^^^

Bro that wasn't very nice
If I was a sister, I would have cryed by now thrice
I know, me writing good poems is just a myth
But then again, look what you came up with......

This sister is actually a brother,
Unlike no other,
He is from America,
Where you find people called Erica. :rubeyes:

Erica? :rubeyes:

[Abu Muslim]

Yes, I'm an Akh and my name is mysara (meaning ease),
It's a male name, so call me brother if you please.
It was the name of the prophet's friend and partner,
Who worked with him for Khadija (May Allah be pleased with her.)

Asif akhee, I didnt know that
But now I do so I wont call you pat
Muslims are cool, we really are
insha'Allah for us, jannah is not very far

[Myzara]

And i suppose it was my fault,
Do i really look like a dolt,
On second thoughts don't answer that,
Or else your husband might give you a whack (with a miswaak of course *Roll Eyes*)

The miswaak is only to be used on the wife,
At a time of REAL argument and strife,
And only if she is disobedient
To her husband by executing Allah's defyment. May Allah save us all

[sisterKhadija]

The miswaak is only to be used on the wife,
At a time of REAL argument and strife,
And only if she is disobedient
To her husband by executing Allah's defyment. May Allah save us all

A real argument, HAHA none should exist
To be Husband and Wife arguements should desist
For we should communicate and never fight
For Allah's sake darkeness should be gone and we should live in light

[Myzara]

Asif akhee, I didnt know that
But now I do so I wont call you pat
Muslims are cool, we really are
insha'Allah for us, jannah is not very far


No need to apoliogise to me Bro,
I do have a question thats a little tough,
For me to get over since I got on this forum.
Do you really have a son named Muslim?

[Myzara]

A real argument, HAHA none should exist
To be Husband and Wife arguements should desist
For we should communicate and never fight
For Allah's sake darkeness should be gone and we should live in light

I wished you were right, but "None should exist exist?"
There must be something in the news you missed.
What about all the cheating and the corruption?
If a wife is corrupt, we must argue; base it on facts, and not some assumption

[Abu Hurairah]

Bright spark Abu Hurairah does seem,
To be on the correct track,
It is only difficult to get for those,
Who in common sense may lack,
I am dumb, never say I am bright,
Perhaps the most stupid in sight,
But this for some reason I did manage to solve,
Maybe some of us daft men with time do evolve. :rubeyes:

Disclaimer: I do NOT believe in the evil-ution theory.

[Abu Hurairah]

And i suppose it was my fault,
Do i really look like a dolt,
On second thoughts don't answer that,
Or else your husband might give you a whack (with a miswaak of course *Roll Eyes*)
Nobody's husband should be hitting his wife,
She is amongst the most precious of Allah's creations in his life,
May they live insha'allah happily with many children together,
Pleasing Allah (swt) avoiding marriage conflicts forever and ever. :)

[Abu Hurairah]

Bro that wasn't very nice
If I was a sister, I would have cryed by now thrice
I know, me writing good poems is just a myth
But then again, look what you came up with......

Erica? :rubeyes:
My little baby brother Lambo,
You know I was only joking, stop being girly like Erica be more like Rambo,
No more tears please you be a brave boy,
Go and play with that yellow car toy.

[Abu Hurairah]

I wished you were right, but "None should exist exist?"
There must be something in the news you missed.
What about all the cheating and the corruption?
If a wife is corrupt, we must argue; base it on facts, and not some assumption
Na'am there is much fitnah in every society,
But we Muslims should enjoin the good and forbid the evil through our piety,
And soon through the fardh of Islam such as daw'ah, jihaad, sallah, etc. we will succeed indeed,
Insha'allah after learning and practising the ilm we did read.

[Niqaabi]

My stomach is rumbling im very hungy,
my sisters arent coming with me so im getting angry,
all i want is to go and eat some curry with rice,
add a bit of lemon juice to give zest to the spice!

[Zaid the Great]

My stomach is rumbling im very hungy,
my sisters arent coming with me so im getting angry,
all i want is to go and eat some curry with rice,
add a bit of lemon juice to give zest to the spice!

i dont quite understand whats goin on

MODS PLEASE REMOVE THIS POST

[Reptile]

i dont quite understand whats goin on

MODS PLEASE REMOVE THIS POST

what??? :rubeyes:

[Zaid the Great]

what??? :rubeyes:

i do not know
thats why i wrote the the post hohoho

[Reptile]

edit sorry my mistake

[Niqaabi]

she is talking about eating food why would u want it removed? even if u didnt understand it
No he wants his post removed not mine.

[sisterKhadija]

Na'am there is much fitnah in every society,
But we Muslims should enjoin the good and forbid the evil through our piety,
And soon through the fardh of Islam such as daw'ah, jihaad, sallah, etc. we will succeed indeed,
Insha'allah after learning and practising the ilm we did read.

The American Divorce rate is 1 outta 2
Just hearing this news makes me so blue
For Marriage is a contract we made with GOD
To argue/hate in lieu of discussing/compromising to me seems odd

[Abu Hurairah]

The American Divorce rate is 1 outta 2
Just hearing this news makes me so blue
For Marriage is a contract we made with GOD
To argue/hate in lieu of discussing/compromising to me seems odd
America the so called 'land of the free',
Declaring war and caging my brothers like animals: Where is the dignity?
'In God we trust', 'USA!-USA!-USA!', 'God bless America' they do say,
But it is we Muslims fee kulli Makkan the CrUSAders doth slay.

:freedom:

[Abu Hurairah]

America the so called 'land of the free',
Declaring war and caging my brothers like animals: Where is the dignity?
'In God we trust', 'USA!-USA!-USA!', 'God bless America' they do say,
But it is we Muslims fee kulli Makkan the CrUSAders doth slay.

:freedom:
However, let me make one thing clear,
The Muslims on that soil and elsewhere we do hold dear,
Their not to blame for the enemies that exist in that land,
Insha'allah their opposed to tyranny and oppression and do not give the Shayateen a helping hand.

[Reptile]

lol talking to oneself first signs of insanity :p

Great poems nonetheless :)

[Abu Hurairah]

lol talking to oneself first signs of insanity :p

Great poems none the less :)
I am writing poems to myself- first sign of a half insane/ half mad person. @)

LOL their rubbish poems, what you on about? :rotfl:

The first bit was harsh sooo I thought I would ease the pain and clarify that this was not aimed at any Muslims who happen to be in America so that they don't take it personally. :o

Jezak'illah for the complements nonetheless.

[Reptile]

I am writing poems to myself- first sign of a half insane/ half mad person. @)

LOL their rubbish poems, what you on about? :rotfl:

The first bit was harsh sooo I thought I would ease the pain and clarify that this was not aimed at any Muslims who happen to be in America so that they don't take it personally. :o

Jezak'illah for the complements nonetheless.

lol well erm at least im not a crazy cat man that writes poems to himself :p

lol the meaning behind it wasn't and if it was poop accept that someone else thought it wasnt! :D

[Lambo5688]

I got a vaccine on Monday
I got a fever yesterday
It should be gone soon, im hopin'
Or else I'll have to take some extra ibuprofen!

[journey2jannah]

I got a vaccine on Monday
I got a fever yesterday
It should be gone soon, im hopin'
Or else I'll have to take some extra ibuprofen!

akhi i hope your illness is cured
may i ask you pray to thy lord
verily for every difficulty there is relif
patience is a virtue, so is our belif

[(*_Hamzah]

akhi i hope your illness is cured
may i ask you pray to thy lord
verily for every difficulty there is relif
patience is a virtue, so is our belif

Ameen, there is no hardship without ease
Time to prostate and down on our knees
And ask for relief and have belief
In the one that illness can be undone

[journey2jannah]

Ameen, there is no hardship without ease
Time to prostate and down on our knees
And ask for relief and have belief
In the one that illness can be undone

Use your time to remember Allah (swt)
Make the intentions to preform Sallah
Call out and use the weapon known as Dua
and thank Allah (swt) for the favours he has bestowed upon ya.

[alld]

Use your time to remember Allah (swt)
Make the intentions to preform Sallah
Call out and use the weapon known as Dua
and thank Allah (swt) for the favours he has bestowed upon ya.

every one of the enemy inshaallah will be defeated .
The greatness of history of Islam will inshaallah be repeated .
the enemies plot and plan to dismantle muslims and Islam
Allah the greatest planner plans and destroys the enemies cunning plan .

[alld]

However, let me make one thing clear,
The Muslims on that soil and elsewhere we do hold dear,
Their not to blame for the enemies that exist in that land,
Insha'allah their opposed to tyranny and oppression and do not give the Shayateen a helping hand.

mashaallah . jazakallah khayr akhi :)

the muslims got to rise above nations creed and race
got to plan destroying the enemy inshallah with unity calm and imaan chaste

victory lies on the horizon not so far with mujahideens in great combats

you all muslims inshaallah help each other in making enemy run like rats

[journey2jannah]

every one of the enemy inshaallah will be defeated .
The greatness of history of Islam will inshaallah be repeated .
the enemies plot and plan to dismantle muslims and Islam
Allah the greatest planner plans and destroys the enemies cunning plan .


:masha: that really was good :jkk:

[Niqaabi]

I yawn
I yawn
I yawn
I yawn

[alld]

akhi i hope your illness is cured
may i ask you pray to thy lord
verily for every difficulty there is relif
patience is a virtue, so is our belif

mashaallah .... jazakallah khayr


verily verily with every difficulty comes relief
this world is a test and not make believe
prayers , dhikr sabr and tawwakkal eases difficulties
for our fraternity with inshaallah sure certainity .

[MG]

edit :D

[OBL]

Fatty fatty
change ur nappy
eat less.
ur big fat mess.

[alld]

eat less of fat and more of fibres and carbohydrates
gulp lots of water and serve yourself with occasional dates
forget not the benefits of Quranic food
like honey, Jaitoon ,teen which are alhamdulilah marvellously good

[Niqaabi]

OBL that poem is not nice,
manners in this thread do not suffice :rolleyes:
why cant people be happy in this thread,
all we see is arguing and insulting instead.

[Niqaabi]

alld that is very good info :up:
there is sunnah of food people did not know.
i remember i once did a show on manners of eating,
like with food, water, eating with hands and seating :p

[alld]

alld that is very good info :up:
there is sunnah of food people did not know.
i remember i once did a show on manners of eating,
like with food, water, eating with hands and seating :p

niqabi mashaallah jazakallah khayr for reminding us of sunnah of eating
subhanallah there is sunnah for every righteous deed even for matters such as walking talking and sitting .
inshaallah we muslims keep on following sunnah .
and inshallah we keep on praying for each other a reward of jannah .

[OBL]

Sad to see the muslims leaving the sunnah
whats happened to this ummah
Why we imitating the kuffar
who follow the shaytan.
Who follow there desire
and will end up in the fire.
May allah protect us all
we need to wake up
and answer the call.

[perfectpearl]

Bump!!

[Jarek]

Bump it sista,
let it shine,
shake ya blista,
and just rhyme.

[Kal-El]

I still think my last entry was the best. Read it here (http://www.ummah.com/forum/showthread.php?p=1798453#post1798453)

[perfectpearl]

I still think my last entry was the best. Read it here (http://www.ummah.com/forum/showthread.php?p=1798453#post1798453)


Its rhyming but I cant say the best...

Myzara and Reptile also had real nice ones...mashaa Allah.

[Kal-El]

Oh thanks

[perfectpearl]

Oh thanks


you should of left it in your sig...it was worth reading. :up:

You just cant say the "best" one cuz thats saying all others are not as good as yours.

Mahsaa Allah everyone here was great.

[Reptile]

I still think my last entry was the best. Read it here (http://www.ummah.com/forum/showthread.php?p=1798453#post1798453)



your so modest!

[Kal-El]

Do I get a rep for that then? :o

[Abu Mus'ab]

A neg rep maybe *Roll Eyes*

[ImaanSeeker]

Do I get a rep for that then? :o


A neg rep maybe *Roll Eyes*

:rotfl:

[Kal-El]

A neg rep maybe *Roll Eyes*

You should just stick to rolling your eyes - it suits you. Thanks for the rep Reptile

[Reptile]

You should just stick to rolling your eyes - it suits you. Thanks for the rep Reptile


no probs :p

[Makki]

so this is like a rap battle? but halal?

erm...

yo yo yo you smell
george bush go to hell
(inshallah)

i got mad skillz yo. word.

[Reptile]

so this is like a rap battle? but halal?

erm...

yo yo yo you smell
george bush go to hell
(inshallah)

i got mad skillz yo. word.


:rotfl:

[perfectpearl]

~Bump~

Come on people ...I enjoyed reading these poems.

[Abu Mus'ab]

~Bump~

Come on people ...I enjoyed reading these poems.
Here was more poems http://www.ummah.com/forum/showthread.php?t=120592

Eemaan's one is probably still the best *rotfl*

[ur_yusra]

Here was more poems http://www.ummah.com/forum/showthread.php?t=120592

Eemaan's one is probably still the best *rotfl*

lol.. :smack:

[Abu Mus'ab]

Bump

[umm turaab]

What a thread to bump my brother,
Revived is the battle with one another,
Sophisticated rhyming is back on the rise,
Spread a message, be one to advise.

[~Muslimah421~]

Bump

[Abu Suleiman]

C'mon ummah(.com) come and meet
the ones here who can't be beat (doesn't include me, I suck at this)
so who's gonna rise to the challenge of wits
or we'll declare y'all to be dimwits

[Hiking]

I hear your call and now I rise
To rhyme against you gals and guys
Who here will rhyme just after me?
I'll sit back down and wait and see

[(*_Hamzah]

I challenge the Hiking
To my very disliking
SHe doesn’t know how to write
He claims to be somewhat bright
But SHE insist in posting here to reach new heights

[Hiking]

I'd attempt to respond to your challenging rhyme
But I'm afraid I can't coz you committed a crime
Number one, confusing my gender was just WRONG
But you have five lives instead of four - so long! :wavey: :rotfl:

[(*_Hamzah]

I'd attempt to respond to your challenging rhyme
But I'm afraid I can't coz you committed a crime
Number one, confusing my gender was just WRONG
But you have five lives instead of four - so long! :wavey: :rotfl:


My mistake, I thought your name was Viking
And not the feminine Hiking
Now it’s almost time for school
That’s plenty of time for you to drink red bull

[Hiking]

Did you just attempt to belittle me?
How old are you? If you're older then we'll see
School has started for you dude, it's just begun
Don't make fun of Hiking - thats lesson number one

:D

[scribble]

Wahey, what have we here?
A poem competition, is that I hear?
Bring it I say, I shall challenge you all
I shall use my words to shrink you small

[AbuHaneefah]

These words are too small, it looks like a squiggle!
Oh no, looks like I was shrunk by the scribble!
Come bring the words, that you think will be able
To shrink all of our rhymes under the table!

(BTW- Your Rhyme didn't meet the conditions of the rules!)

Basically, rules are, 4 lines each, 2 rhyme, then 2 rhyme. One person posts, then next one gotta start with something related to what the last person posted then so on.

[(*_Hamzah]

Did you just attempt to belittle me?
How old are you? If you're older then we'll see
School has started for you dude, it's just begun
Don't make fun of Hiking - thats lesson number one

:D

I don’t have time to battle
Time for me to strap my saddle
And make for the hills
And prepare my barbeque grill

[AbuHaneefah]

I don’t have time to battle
Time for me to strap my saddle
And make for the hills
And prepare my barbeque grill

Bro, didn't you read the rules of the thread?
You aren't supposed to reply to what Hiking said!
So stop talking about riding and hills man!
Reply to the person above you , if you can!

[Tosh]

What a bunch a jokers
Expressing personal cultures
I would say all is welcome
But if its like that, then maybe ...not

[Kasim2k7]

Yes all is, everybody is welcome
You can even put on talcum
Just looked at this thread
Its good but needs just a bit of butter on bread

[~Muslimah421~]

Yes all is, everybody is welcome
You can even put on talcum
Just looked at this thread
Its good but needs just a bit of butter on bread

You can do the honors if you can
butter the bread and be a man
who said cooking is only for a female?
but nvm dnt, cuz if u cook the food'll be stale

[Abu Mus'ab]

tch these women always complain,
nagging a guy till he goes insane.
they are one creature you cannot please,
even if you give them your monthly fees :nono:

[Hiking]

'Women!' a word men love to exclaim
We 'do their heads in' they love to claim
Why can't they think of something else to say
Instead of the same thing, day after day? :rolleyes:

[~Muslimah421~]

dnt u kno
they cnt come up with anything new so..
they repeat the same thing over and over again
but they recive no benefit no gain

:p

[scribble]

Men nag women and women nag men
Hold your breath and count to ten
Have they stopped yet? Have they changed the record
On this repetitive subject I'm getting fairly bored.

[~Muslimah421~]

i'll say thankyou for trying to change the theme
now we have to think of a new scheme
rhyme about something on a different range
lets talk bout islam for a change

:0:

[(*_Hamzah]

Muslimah is feminine for a women

My mother likes swimming

She carried me for months

Through all the pain and humps

She didn’t complain

My birth was not in vain

As I touch her feet

Underneath is paradise and now I’m complete,

[~Muslimah421~]

may Allah grant your mother jannah and mine too
we'll never be able to pay her back for what she use to do
but your poem is suppose to be four lines
so u should've read the rules and signs *?*

[scribble]

Ameen, our mothers deserve Paradise
And for every harsh word, I apologise
My sorry won't ever be enough for you
If only I could express, if only you knew

[~Muslimah421~]

i dnt know what you're talking about
cuz i havent seen you say anything harsh or shout
So your sorry is left ununderstood
i'v spent a minute trying to figure out what rhymes with stood
:p

[scribble]

The poem was indirect
I was sticking to the subject
I wasn't talking about anyone
Other than my mum..

(I hate that one.. :o so cheesy)

Edit: half rhyme. Sorry.. The last bit was ghay.

[ugh]

remember when mum gave qurbani meat
how neat
for every strand of the goats wool
you will receive one reward how cool