1 post per day

[Sajeela]

Forum is Good
But its members are allowed to post 1 reply per day
and 1 thread in 3 days.
ITS BENIFIT
people would have to think before posting a reply or thread
It will be proved benificial for moderators.:D

[Kaiser]

Nah, that wont work there are too many things to reply to, not to mention it depends on the day, some times I dont make any posts for days, other times I make dozens in a few hours, so that idea isnt good.

[Noor]

i agree with Kor-Ah

plus its too much work trying get that to work.


Muslimah

[StickyPeas]

and no1 wud ever bother coming here!

[Ammarah]

As salaamu alaykum
Think about it ukhti. There would be no debate because you wouldn't be able to reply till the next day. :)

Sis ammarah

[AbuMubarak]

i understand what the sister is saying

many times, we post just to say something, but not because we have anything to say

many seem to be very thoughtful in their posts,

but most of the thousands and thousands of posts here are useless talk

but then again, without that, the forum would lose some of the vitality that gives it its personality

[MalcomBanned4?]

I'd vote for new threads limited to 1 or 2 a day and limit off topic 1 line insults to 1 a day (or less).

[AbuMubarak]

malcom, you are too funny sometimes

i bet you arent a bad guy to know

[kaphirgoyim]

I would state my opinion, but I want to save it for something special this day :).

[Sajeela]

Originally posted by kaphirgoyim
I would state my opinion, but I want to save it for something special this day :).
The day hasnot come yet
:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:
and no1 wud ever bother coming here!
no no people would avoid of showing their nonesense:p :p :p
There would be no debate
:eek: ahaan there would be no useless debate

[AbuMubarak]

sis saheela

you have such a way with words

after reading your post regarding the cinema, i understand the saying

"everyone woman is a queen"

[Sajeela]

sis saheela
There is a spelling mistake
the spellings of saheela are as following
saleeha

Moreover
......."everyone woman is a queen"...............
:p :p :p
Hum sa ho to samnae aeye

[Ruqayyah]

Fatal? :eek: Bro Raafi you'd better watch out!

Originally posted by Sajeela
There is a spelling mistake
the spellings of saheela are as following
saleeha


:confused: Does that make it any clearer? I thought you were Sajeela!


Moreover

:p :p :p
Hum sa ho to samnae aeye

:confused: :confused:

Pardon?

Ruks :p

[kaphirgoyim]

>>The day hasnot come yet <<

Spoken with true middle-low upper class zeal.

I grovel prostated to your considerably superior umbrage.

[Sajeela]

I thought you were Sajeela!


:confused: :confused:

Then who is that saheela:rolleyes:

By the way I am also sajeela today.:D

[Sajeela]

Spoken with true middle-low upper class zeal.

I grovel prostated to your considerably superior umbrage.
Sir kai ooper say ghuzar gayah

[Qurratulain]

salaam
Sajeela ek advice lou mujh se
Tum bhi Pakistani hon mein bhi ,yahan post karti hon tu please itne sarcastic comments kyon dete hon, or yeh middle/upper class joh crap hai na is se bahir niklo islam mein is ki ijazat nahi hai.

[Qurratulain]

Originally posted by rukaya
Fatal? :eek: Bro Raafi you'd better watch out!



:confused: Does that make it any clearer? I thought you were Sajeela!


:confused: :confused:

Pardon?

Ruks :p
She meant if there is anyone like me let him come forward , Sajeela when u write urdu translate it as well, not everyone here understands it and they wil be then able to answer u better:rolleyes:

[Sajeela]

......Tum bhiPakistani hon mein bhi ,yahan post karti hon tu please ..........

Hamari her baat ka refrence bhi to hoota hai
:p :p :p
Am I wronge?
Offcource not
:D :D :D

[Qurratulain]

Originally posted by Sajeela
Hamari her baat ka refrence bhi to hoota hai
:p :p :p
Am I wronge?
Offcource not
:D :D :D
salaam
ok sis whatever u say

[AbuMubarak]

Originally posted by Qurratulain
salaam
ok sis whatever u say what exactly did miss middle class say?

[Qurratulain]

Originally posted by AbuMubarak
what exactly did miss middle class say?
ermm am I supposed to translate it , well she said like everything she says they reference to it,
Sajeela next time please with translation ukhti

[Sajeela]

Originally posted by Qurratulain
ermm am I supposed to translate it , well she said like everything she says they reference to it,
Sajeela next time please with translation ukhti
do you understand wat I say i.e roman

[Qurratulain]

Originally posted by Sajeela
do you understand wat I say i.e roman
huh:confused:

[Ruqayyah]

Salaams people!

Well according to my back yard interpreter, it is no wonder sis Quratullain is confused as much as us working class westerners.

Your royalty princess Sajeela/saheela/saleeha, or whoever she may be today said....

Sir kai ooper say ghuzar gayah="sir went upstairs Ghuzar become"
Followed by a pervy looking smiley.
And then....

Hamari her baat ka refrence bhi to hoota hai= "in our talk there is always a reference"

So we got the Urdu, translated into gooble dee gook.....Anyone able to translate it into English....?

Ruks :p

[Qurratulain]

Assalamulaikom
LOL sis Rukaya even I could not translate this so well;)

[kaphirgoyim]

>>Sir kai ooper say ghuzar gayah<<

I bet you say that to all your social inferiors (whatever it was).:p

>>Sir kai ooper say ghuzar gayah="sir went upstairs Ghuzar become"
Followed by a pervy looking smiley. <<

I don't want to suppose what that means. Perhaps she meant to convey that she isn't/doesn't like me in many ways?:confused:

Les bâtons et les pierres peuvent casser mes os mais les noms ne me blesseront jamais. (use http://babelfish.altavista.com/babelfish/tr)

[Sajeela]

Perhaps she meant to convey that she isn't/doesn't like me in many ways?]
oohh!!!!:o
which are the ways?
Do You Botther to tell me?
:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

[kaphirgoyim]

How can I tell why you have taken a dislike to me, men aren’t psychic (contrary to popular belief). I am interested to know, but it won't be any life changing event.

I'm sure you have plenty of reasons, the only question is if they are good ones :).

[Sajeela]

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
wat i want to say is that
I cannot understand you
You are a difficult person to understand.
O.K

[kaphirgoyim]

I am sorry, I will try to do better in the future. I am always happy to answer any questions you (or anyone) may have in interpretting my english. :p I try to mean what I say.

[Sajeela]

I try to mean what I say.
I try to undrestand wat you say?
May be its better to consult a dictionary
to understand wat you say??:D

[Consider]

I vote this thread to be the biggest braintwister ever

[Sajeela]

Originally posted by Consider
I vote this thread to be the biggest braintwister ever
Astaghfaru allah

[AbuMubarak]

Originally posted by Sajeela
Astaghfaru allah

how dare you,, consider?

[Qurratulain]

loool

[AbuMubarak]

i vote saheela as grand empress of ummah.com

[Qurratulain]

Originally posted by Raafi
i vote saheela as grand empress of ummah.com
Assalamulaikom
I am sure she would be very happy and thankfull to know that. ;)

[Kaiser]

Originally posted by Raafi
i vote saheela as grand empress of ummah.com

I object.

[Ammarah]

Lol@Kohr

Sajeela? Auntie gee? whaddaya say you cut out to be an Empress??

[Consider]

sajeela, youre not being very nice

[Songbird]

Originally posted by Sajeela
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
wat i want to say is that
I cannot understand you
You are a difficult person to understand.
O.K

*coughs*

Songbird (she of the lower socio-economic class)

[StickyPeas]

Originally posted by Sajeela
But its members are allowed to post 1 reply per day
and 1 thread in 3 days.


lol... ppl shud practise what they preach! :p

ITS BENIFIT

yeh, for the rest of us! :p
ur holier-than-thou sanctimonious attitude just doesnt cut it round here



wa'salaam

[Ankaboot]

sheesh this surely is a funny thread :D

Originally posted by Sajeela
Sir kai ooper say ghuzar gayah

wen Sajeela jee uttered these profound sentence...she was referrin to kaph's words....

Spoken with true middle-low upper class zeal.
I grovel prostated to your considerably superior umbrage.


from da urdu i know....she was sayin somat like...
'Woosh! that jus flew over ma head!'
i.e. Her Royalty didn't understand a word u said Kaph...in future....speak in simpler terms :D ....she only knows the Queens english :)

hey Rukaya...not a bad try tho....certainly sounded like back yard translatin!!
"sir went upstairs Ghuzar become"

[AbuMubarak]

on friday sajeela posted ten (10) posts in one day

[Ankaboot]

Originally posted by AbuMubarak
on friday sajeela posted ten (10) posts in one day

:eek: May Allah forgive her!

[Sajeela]

Originally posted by Consider
sajeela, youre not being very nice

To whom

[Sajeela]

Originally posted by AbuMubarak
on friday sajeela posted ten (10) posts in one day

Masha allah

[Sajeela]

Originally posted by Ankaboot
:eek: May Allah forgive her!

Ameen!!!!!
I need it.

[Sajeela]

Originally posted by StickyPeas
lol... ppl shud practise what they preach! :p



majority is authority

[StickyPeas]

Authority and Sovereignty belongs to Allah

[AbuMubarak]

i hope no one has any ill feelings here

though we may all have our own personal problems and issues, we want to world to love us for who we are, so we should love people for who they are, as long as they dont transgress the bounds

arrogance and haughtiness comes in different faces, one is where they think they are better, and the other is being more humble than everybody else

piety is in the heart, make sure you make dua for those muslims who you despise

sometimes i see someone and their entire person makes me nauseaus, but the bottom line is that, we want Allah to accept us, faults and all

we should try to do that also

(somebody help me, i am sounding like hassan)

[Ruqayyah]

Originally posted by Ankaboot

hey Rukaya...not a bad try tho....certainly sounded like back yard translatin!! [/B]

Lol...ahem :p

[AbuMubarak]

Originally posted by StickyPeas
Authority and Sovereignty belongs to Allah

who is boo, sticky?

[Ruqayyah]

Yeh who is boo??? And is the new pic you?

[StickyPeas]

lol, boo was that cutie on my previous avator, wen i used to be called lil orphan annie! lol

and no, this is not me! inshaAllah i wud want it to be tho... im considering wearing niqaab, just working thru sum stuff at the moment regarding it but inshaAllah, if all goes well :)

[Ruqayyah]

Boo was a cutie, but the new pic is cool too :)
May Allah give you strength to wear nikaab, inshaa Allah Aameen.

Rukaya

[kaphirgoyim]

>>Her Royalty didn't understand a word u said Kaph...in future....speak in simpler terms ....she only knows the Queens english<<

Boy do I feel lame (err, stupid that is) :(. Sorry Sajeela :).

I keep forgetting that even though I have spoken the language for all my life, I still haven't mastered communicating is simple English (it's the 'techie' in me that doesn't help).

[Songbird]

Originally posted by Raafi
i hope no one has any ill feelings here

though we may all have our own personal problems and issues, we want to world to love us for who we are, so we should love people for who they are, as long as they dont transgress the bounds

arrogance and haughtiness comes in different faces, one is where they think they are better, and the other is being more humble than everybody else

(somebody help me, i am sounding like hassan)
Nope, you're on your own now. Ugh! No, I mean it...UGH!

That was truly a barf-worthy moment.

Do I have permission to puke now, sir?

[Noor]

have u noticed this the longest thread ever in forum feedback.


M.

[Sajeela]

Originally posted by Muslimah
have u noticed this the longest thread ever in forum feedback.


M.
Hum sa hoo to samnae ayae
:) :) :)

[AbuMubarak]

Originally posted by Muslimah
have u noticed this the longest thread ever in forum feedback.


M. thats because it is starring our newest member, empress sajeeda

[Kaiser]

It is not, mine is longer and dont call her Empress (see my title).

[AbuMubarak]

hey kohr, you never know

[Kaiser]

Originally posted by Raafi
hey kohr, you never know

Know what ?

Are you talking about the thread or about the title thing and no I am not interested in getting married any time soon.

[Qurratulain]

Originally posted by Kohr-Ah
Know what ?

Are you talking about the thread or about the title thing and no I am not interested in getting married any time soon.
Salaam
LoooL well we do have The Emperor here and an Empress huh huh huh

[AbuMubarak]

sorry to imply anything behind that, kohr

i was going to say queen, but i think we have a queen

empress was the first thing to come to mind

whats the wife of a duke called?

dukess?

[Songbird]

Originally posted by Raafi


whats the wife of a duke called?

dukess?
:rolleyes:

Duchess...

[Sajeela]

Originally posted by StickyPeas
Authority and Sovereignty belongs to Allah
Offcourse!!!
but it is practised on earth by human beings. A person used it as a caliph.

In other words soverignity is associated with parliments now a days.

[[[[[Allah boohat bara hai]]]]]
per angels are used to do works according to his commandments on earth.

[Sajeela]

Originally posted by Qurratulain
Salaam
LoooL well we do have The Emperor here and an Empress huh huh huh

Very Funny!!

[Qurratulain]

Originally posted by Sajeela
Very Funny!!
ermm sorry didnt mean to offend u geees it was a light joke ahem
:p

[Sajeela]

Originally posted by Qurratulain
ermm sorry didnt mean to offend u geees it was a light joke ahem
:p
thanks God its a joke
:) :) :)
Wernah!!!!!!!
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waisay what type of joke it was

[Qurratulain]

Originally posted by Sajeela
thanks God its a joke
:) :) :)
Wernah!!!!!!!
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waisay what type of joke it was
lool warnah kya ?maar tu aap sakti nahi mein bohat duuurr hon aap se :p
type of joke hmm non serious wali thi bilkul bhi serious nahi lols

[Sajeela]

Originally posted by Qurratulain
lool warnah kya ?maar tu aap sakti nahi mein bohat duuurr hon aap se :p
type of joke hmm non serious wali thi bilkul bhi serious nahi lols

ITS A Joke!!!!!

[AbuMubarak]

am i the only one that gets the jitters when sajeela speaks urdu?

methinks our beloved duchess is mocking us

[Qurratulain]

Originally posted by Raafi
am i the only one that gets the jitters when sajeela speaks urdu?

methinks our beloved duchess is mocking us
Assalamulaikom
Brother she want mocking u or anyone, more of asking me wether what I said were a joke or not

[AbuMubarak]

i was hoping that qurratulain

but maybe because the duchess may deem us peasants unworthy of her english, she seems to say things in a different language

just gives me the jitters

[Qurratulain]

lool I will let Sajeela herself answer that

[Ankaboot]

Originally posted by kaphirgoyim
>>Her Royalty didn't understand a word u said Kaph...in future....speak in simpler terms ....she only knows the Queens english<<

Boy do I feel lame (err, stupid that is) :(. Sorry Sajeela :).

I keep forgetting that even though I have spoken the language for all my life, I still haven't mastered communicating is simple English (it's the 'techie' in me that doesn't help).

Kaph....y u apologizing for??!!
we all aspire to speak english like u :D

[Sajeela]

Originally posted by Ankaboot
Kaph....y u apologizing for??!!
we all aspire to speak english like u :D

To whom he is apologizing????
:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

[Sajeela]

Originally posted by Raafi
am i the only one that gets the jitters when sajeela speaks urdu?

What would you say about the people who write in french???

[AbuMubarak]

only when they think they of a higher class than me

[baba]

There is no online translator for Urdu!

[Sajeela]

Is there any online translation of french available????

[Kaiser]

Yes there is translators for france and all major european languages.

[baba]

http://world.altavista.com

[Sajeela]

Originally posted by baba
http://world.altavista.com

Thanks baba you seems to be intelligent one.
a guy with lot of information
But donot understand urdu
:D :D :D
Ok baba tell me one thing more,
I want to insert a working link in my post.
you first explain than i will put up the details of my problem
T.C
Allah hafiz

[baba]

Originally posted by Sajeela

I want to insert a working link in my post. Very simple. Click the "http" button, type in the name of the link, click OK, then type in the web address, and click OK. That's all!

[StickyPeas]

Originally posted by Sajeela
Thanks baba you seems to be intelligent one.
a guy with lot of information
But donot understand urdu
:D :D :D



wats so wrong in not understanding urdu?!

[Ankaboot]

Sajeela jee...u. seriously make me laaaarf :D

u seem to hav a way with attractin alot of attention!!....lol ur '1 post per day' thread has reached page 5!!!

anywaz...keep it up :D take care

[Ankaboot]

Originally posted by StickyPeas
wats so wrong in not understanding urdu?!

didnt u know SP??!...u hav to be intelligent to speak and understand urdu!!! haha

[Sajeela]

Originally posted by baba
Very simple. Click the "http" button, type in the name of the link, click OK, then type in the web address, and click OK. That's all!
ahee tai masla hai
its not so simple, i have tried it again and again.
1st step. click the http button
2............asking for optional name
3............ Is a final one. but
If I want to open a specific page i have to insert a link. but from where i get the specific name for the page. I think i have to copy the lnk which is being displayed in the opening bar. i mean up above the opening page. but its didnot work.
:o :o :o

[Sajeela]

Originally posted by Ankaboot
Sajeela jee...u. seriously make me laaaarf :D

u seem to hav a way with attractin alot of attention!!....lol ur '1 post per day' thread has reached page 5!!!

anywaz...keep it up :D take care
hoooooooooooooooooooooooon
Achah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I wonder what is the way you mentioned above.
:confused: :confused: :confused:
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Hum Sa hoo to samnae ayae
:D :D :D

[Sajeela]

Originally posted by StickyPeas
wats so wrong in not understanding urdu?!
Nothing is wrong here.
But it is said that Punjabi is a vast language. urdu is her sister. Moreover,Urdu helps us a lot in understanding quran and hadith and fiqh etc.I think the people who donot understand urdu will have to face difficulty in doing so.Mind you the fact i am not talking about arabian people.

[zee786]

hi, just want to ask sajeela. mashala its a beutiful name wat does it mean?