Idiocy Test!!

[Na'eemah]

Test for Idiocy


Below are four (4 ) questions and a bonus question. You have to answer them instantly. You can't take your time, answer all of them immediately . OK?


Let's find out just how clever you really are....



Ready? GO!!!



First Question:

You are participating in a race. You overtake the second person. What position are you in?

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Answer: If you answered that you are first, then you are
absolutely wrong! If you overtake the second person, you take his place, so you are second!

Try not to screw up next time.
Now answer the second question,
but don't take as much time as you took for the first one, OK ?

Second Question:
If you overtake the last person, then you are...?




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Answer: If you answered that you are second to last, then you are wrong again. Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST Person?


You're not very good at this, are you?




Third Question:
Very tricky arithmetic! Note: This must be done in your head only .
Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator. Try it.



Take 1000 and add 40 to it.. Now add another 1000 . Now add 30 .
Add another 1000 . Now add 20 . Now add another 1000
Now add 10 . What is the total?




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Did you get 5000 ?

The correct answer is actually 4100.



If you don't believe it, check it with a calculator!
Today is definitely not your day, is it?
Maybe you'll get the last question right....
...Maybe.



Fourth Question:

Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini, 4. Nono. What is the ! name of the fifth daughter?




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Did you Answer Nunu?
NO! Of course it isn't.
Her name is Mary. Read the question again!



Okay, now the bonus round:
I may have sent this one before. I'm never sure.

A mute person goes into a shop and wants
to buy a toothbrush. By imitating the action of brushing his teeth he successfully expresses himself to the shopkeeper and the purchase is done.

Next, a blind man comes into the shop who wants to buy a pair of
sunglasses; how does HE indicate what he wants?


~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~




He just has to open his mouth and ask...
It's really very simple.... Like you!




USE THIS TO FRUSTRATE THE
SMART PEOPLE IN YOUR LIFE!

[muslim_sis]

lol i got them all right , appart from the second one, guess im not such an idiot :rolleyes: lool
4/5 ... one being a bonus [i think bonus is quite easy lol]

[nami]

i got every single one wrong.

[scribble]

i got every single one wrong.

:rotfl: Me too! That's such a silly test!

That's not fair! ... It doesn't even make sense!

[muslim_sis]

i got every single one wrong.

:rotfl: Me too! That's such a silly test!

That's not fair! ... It doesn't even make sense!
does that means u two are idiots !! ??? :p just jokin

[scribble]

does that means u two are idiots !! ??? :p just jokin

:p Still, it doesn't make sense to me. :p

[muslim_sis]

:p Still, it doesn't make sense to me. :p
but it explains it after tho lol

[-Shamil-]

got 'em all right apart from the maths one - still dont get that one :D

[ummbilal]

lol!!!!!!

very good quiz, the daughters one got me lol

[Al Qadr]

All wronggggggg

[muslim_sis]

got 'em all right apart from the maths one - still dont get that one :D



Third Question:
Very tricky arithmetic! Note: This must be done in your head only .
Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator. Try it.

Take 1000 and add 40 to it.. Now add another 1000 . Now add 30 .
Add another 1000 . Now add 20 . Now add another 1000
Now add 10 . What is the total?


Take all of the numbers out first...look there are 4 1000s then 40, 30, 20 and 10 [which equals 100]


4000
100

simple:
4100
lol

[-Shamil-]

oh yeah - i didnt see that lol :D

im doing maths as part of my degree too lol :embar:

[Niqaabi]

:D i got all of them right! Im not a dumbo!!!!

Maths one was the easiest:
1000 + 40 = 1040
1040 + 30 = 1070
1070 + 1000 = 2070
2070 + 20 = 2090
2090 + 1000 = 3090
3090 + 10 = 4100

[Quest]

Test for Idiocy


Below are four (4 ) questions and a bonus question. You have to answer them instantly. You can't take your time, answer all of them immediately . OK?


Let's find out just how clever you really are....



Ready? GO!!!



First Question:

You are participating in a race. You overtake the second person. What position are you in?

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~




Answer: If you answered that you are first, then you are
absolutely wrong! If you overtake the second person, you take his place, so you are second!

Try not to screw up next time.
Now answer the second question,
but don't take as much time as you took for the first one, OK ?

Second Question:
If you overtake the last person, then you are...?




~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~




Answer: If you answered that you are second to last, then you are wrong again. Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST Person?


You're not very good at this, are you?




Third Question:
Very tricky arithmetic! Note: This must be done in your head only .
Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator. Try it.



Take 1000 and add 40 to it.. Now add another 1000 . Now add 30 .
Add another 1000 . Now add 20 . Now add another 1000
Now add 10 . What is the total?




~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~


Did you get 5000 ?

The correct answer is actually 4100.



If you don't believe it, check it with a calculator!
Today is definitely not your day, is it?
Maybe you'll get the last question right....
...Maybe.



Fourth Question:

Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini, 4. Nono. What is the ! name of the fifth daughter?




~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Did you Answer Nunu?
NO! Of course it isn't.
Her name is Mary. Read the question again!



Okay, now the bonus round:
I may have sent this one before. I'm never sure.

A mute person goes into a shop and wants
to buy a toothbrush. By imitating the action of brushing his teeth he successfully expresses himself to the shopkeeper and the purchase is done.

Next, a blind man comes into the shop who wants to buy a pair of
sunglasses; how does HE indicate what he wants?


~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~




He just has to open his mouth and ask...
It's really very simple.... Like you!




USE THIS TO FRUSTRATE THE
SMART PEOPLE IN YOUR LIFE!

loooooooool loooooooooool
am not gonna lie i got them all wrong all i tell ya, and am not intellectually challenged oh this is breaking my heart

i cant believe i was thinking about how the blind man was to sign language for the glasses :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

and for the mary question i came up with NIKU lool what the?? in my defence i didnt think i just responded quickly haha

time for me to walk it out

[.: Anna :.]

all correct alhamdulillah, easy
lol @ niku :p

[Nusayba bint Ka'b]

I got them all right except the 4th one..I read it so first didnt see the "marys father" bit:p:

[Irfan GBH]

LOL, nice one, oddly enough I only got 2/5. Not like me at all!

[Nawar]

:outta:

[kyan]

looooooool .. I admit a got all them wrong ..
i don't know what so difficult in this silly quiz:rolleyes:

[Ibn-e-Muslim]

1st 2 wrong

rest right

humans do make mistakes, i did in 1st 2 qs but rest fine so im just a normal humanbeing mashaAllah :cool:

[ibn suleman]

:scratch:

[Eemaan]

:scratch:

[Refugee]

:scratch:

[Masumah]

lool..i am an idiot!!!!! :p
i only got the last one rite..nunu man dat was funny :p

Test for Idiocy



Below are four (4 ) questions and a bonus question. You have to answer them instantly. You can't take your time, answer all of them immediately . OK?


Let's find out just how clever you really are....



Ready? GO!!!



First Question:

You are participating in a race. You overtake the second person. What position are you in?

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~




Answer: If you answered that you are first, then you are
absolutely wrong! If you overtake the second person, you take his place, so you are second!

Try not to screw up next time.
Now answer the second question,
but don't take as much time as you took for the first one, OK ?

Second Question:
If you overtake the last person, then you are...?




~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~




Answer: If you answered that you are second to last, then you are wrong again. Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST Person?


You're not very good at this, are you?




Third Question:
Very tricky arithmetic! Note: This must be done in your head only .
Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator. Try it.



Take 1000 and add 40 to it.. Now add another 1000 . Now add 30 .
Add another 1000 . Now add 20 . Now add another 1000
Now add 10 . What is the total?




~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~


Did you get 5000 ?

The correct answer is actually 4100.



If you don't believe it, check it with a calculator!
Today is definitely not your day, is it?
Maybe you'll get the last question right....
...Maybe.



Fourth Question:

Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini, 4. Nono. What is the ! name of the fifth daughter?




~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Did you Answer Nunu?
NO! Of course it isn't.
Her name is Mary. Read the question again!



Okay, now the bonus round:
I may have sent this one before. I'm never sure.

A mute person goes into a shop and wants
to buy a toothbrush. By imitating the action of brushing his teeth he successfully expresses himself to the shopkeeper and the purchase is done.

Next, a blind man comes into the shop who wants to buy a pair of
sunglasses; how does HE indicate what he wants?


~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~




He just has to open his mouth and ask...
It's really very simple.... Like you!




USE THIS TO FRUSTRATE THE
SMART PEOPLE IN YOUR LIFE!

[PaGaL~LaDo0]

i g0t em alllllllll lak r0ng ven i 1zt did it :eek: ageeeeeeeez g0 d0ugh :p diz tym i g0t 3 rite :up @)