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Quest
26-01-07, 12:44 AM
I found this funny-thought u would like it to

Back ten centuries ago, the Pope decided that all the Muslims had to
leave Jerusalem. Naturally there was a big uproar from the Muslim
community. So the Pope made a deal. He would have a religious debate with a
member of the Muslim community. If the Muslim won the debate, all the
Muslims could stay. If the Pope won, all the Muslims would have to leave.
The Muslims realised that they had no choice. They looked around for a
champion who could defend their faith, but no one wanted to volunteer.
It was too risky. But they finally picked their representative, an old
Mullah who unknowingly agreed without knowing what he was getting
himself into. He agreed only on the condition that neither side be allowed
to talk but communicate by miming. The pope agreed.

The day of the great debate came. The Mullah and the Pope sat opposite
each other for a full minute before the Pope raised his hand and showed
three fingers. The Mullah looked back at him and raised his middle
finger..

The Pope waved his fingers in a circle around his head. Mullah
Nasruddin pointed to the ground and stamped his foot.

The Pope pulled out a wafer and a glass of wine. Mullah pulled out an
apple. The Pope stood up and said, 'I give up. This man is too good. The
Muslims can stay.'

An hour later, the cardinals were all around the Pope asking him what
happened. The Pope said: "First I held up three fingers to represent the
Trinity. He responded by holding up one finger to remind me that there
was still one God common to both our religions. Then I waved my finger
around me to show him that God was all around us. He responded by
pointing to the ground and stamping on it, showing that God was also right
here with us. I pulled out the wine and the wafer to show that God
absolves us from our sins. He pulled out an apple, reminding me of the first
sin. He had an answer for everything. What could I do?"

Meanwhile, the Muslim community had crowded around the Mullah in total
astonishmen. "What happened?" they asked. "Well,"said the Mullah,
"First he said to me that we Muslims had three days to leave Jerusalem. I
told him no. Then he told me that this whole city would be cleared
of Muslims. I said none of us are leaving this land!"

"And then?" asked a woman.

"I dunno, he took out his lunch and I took out mine," said the Mullah.

lol the last part abt the mullah and the lady i didnt get! any1?

bint
26-01-07, 12:47 AM
lol its straightforward :p

great debate quest :rotfl:

Khadhijah
26-01-07, 01:07 AM
lool :rofl1:I remember reading that a while back. Lol@ the last part.

:salams ukhti Quest. Good to see you are back:)

.: Anna :.
26-01-07, 01:26 AM
lol :D

TEH
26-01-07, 01:39 AM
Haha, that was great..

:D

Al-Irhaab
26-01-07, 03:05 AM
I found this funny-thought u would like it to

Back ten centuries ago, the Pope decided that all the Muslims had to
leave Jerusalem. Naturally there was a big uproar from the Muslim
community. So the Pope made a deal. He would have a religious debate with a
member of the Muslim community. If the Muslim won the debate, all the
Muslims could stay. If the Pope won, all the Muslims would have to leave.
The Muslims realised that they had no choice. They looked around for a
champion who could defend their faith, but no one wanted to volunteer.
It was too risky. But they finally picked their representative, an old
Mullah who unknowingly agreed without knowing what he was getting
himself into. He agreed only on the condition that neither side be allowed
to talk but communicate by miming. The pope agreed.

The day of the great debate came. The Mullah and the Pope sat opposite
each other for a full minute before the Pope raised his hand and showed
three fingers. The Mullah looked back at him and raised his middle
finger..

The Pope waved his fingers in a circle around his head. Mullah
Nasruddin pointed to the ground and stamped his foot.

The Pope pulled out a wafer and a glass of wine. Mullah pulled out an
apple. The Pope stood up and said, 'I give up. This man is too good. The
Muslims can stay.'

An hour later, the cardinals were all around the Pope asking him what
happened. The Pope said: "First I held up three fingers to represent the
Trinity. He responded by holding up one finger to remind me that there
was still one God common to both our religions. Then I waved my finger
around me to show him that God was all around us. He responded by
pointing to the ground and stamping on it, showing that God was also right
here with us. I pulled out the wine and the wafer to show that God
absolves us from our sins. He pulled out an apple, reminding me of the first
sin. He had an answer for everything. What could I do?"

Meanwhile, the Muslim community had crowded around the Mullah in total
astonishmen. "What happened?" they asked. "Well,"said the Mullah,
"First he said to me that we Muslims had three days to leave Jerusalem. I
told him no. Then he told me that this whole city would be cleared
of Muslims. I said none of us are leaving this land!"

"And then?" asked a woman.

"I dunno, he took out his lunch and I took out mine," said the Mullah.

lol the last part abt the mullah and the lady i didnt get! any1?

the point is that allah (Swt) is the one who confused the pope and allowed for the muslims to stay... :D

ur_yusra
26-01-07, 03:11 AM
I thought this was a joke :scratch:

WH
26-01-07, 03:17 AM
"And then?" asked a woman.

"I dunno, he took out his lunch and I took out mine," said the Mullah.

lol the last part abt the mullah and the lady i didnt get! any1?
LOL :D

Well its as it is Ukthy, the simple minded Mullah saw the Pope take out his drink and he took out his apple to eat as he was hungry, whilst the Pope took this as a sign the Mullah was a man of superior intellect.
I thought this was a joke :scratch:
Its quirky, somewhat odd- for those with a particular sense of humour, this Mullah Nasruddin is a popular figure in old jokes from the Mid-East/ Turki noted for his simple mindedness. :)

ur_yusra
26-01-07, 03:19 AM
LOL :D

Well its as it is Ukthy, the simple minded Mullah saw the Pope take out his drink and he took out his apple to eat as he was hungry, whilst the Pope took this as a sign the Mullah was a man of superior intellect.

oh is that really what happened..

Nusayba
26-01-07, 03:19 AM
MashaAllah that made me laugh lol
great!

WH
26-01-07, 03:29 AM
oh is that really what happened..
Well yes, the Mullah simply wanted to munch on the apple whilst the Pope mistook this as a sign that he was beaten, when he took out the wine as reminder (as to Christianity) that their God apparently forgives sins through wine (symbolism for the blood of Christ :rolleyes:) the Mullah took out and apple supposedly representing a reminder of the the original sin of Adam (as).

This was when the Pope gave up and accepted defeat thinking he was well and truly intellectually beaten by a superior opponent in this Mullah although the simpleton himself just took it out just to have a bite.

Man you have to do tafsir on jokes these days. :rubeyes::D

ur_yusra
26-01-07, 03:31 AM
Well yes, the Mullah simply wanted to munch on the apple whilst the Pope mistook this as a sign that he was beaten, when he took out the wine as reminder (as to Christianity) that their God apparently forgives sins through wine (symbolism for the blood of Christ :rolleyes:) the Mullah took out and apple supposedly representing a reminder of the the original sin of Adam (as).

This was when the Pope gave up and accepted defeat thinking he was well and truly beaten by the Mullah although the simpleton Mullah himself just took it out just to have a bite.

Man you have to do tafsir on jokes these days. :rubeyes::D

Excuse me.. Its abit too late for me.. unfortunately (?) staying up late is not normal practise for some!

WH
26-01-07, 03:34 AM
Excuse me.. Its abit too late for me.. unfortunately (?) staying up late is not normal practise for some!
Sorry, I meant it not in a rude way :(, the smiley indicated I said that tafsir remark out of humour not mocking, etc.

Apologies, na'am I can't sleep like you normal people- if your tired try to sleep insha'allah, you may need it.

ur_yusra
26-01-07, 03:35 AM
Sorry, I meant it not in a rude way :(, the smiley indicated I said that tafsir remark out of humour not mocking, etc.

Apologies, na'am I can't sleep like you normal people.

But I'm not offended..

WH
26-01-07, 03:37 AM
But I'm not offended..
Alhamdulillah than good, I never intended to. :)

Quest
26-01-07, 04:11 AM
lool hey fam
omg that last part cracked me up now that i get it
glad u all enjoyed it

$HugoBoss$
26-01-07, 10:20 AM
LMAO that was a good one, even showed my christian roommate and he had a good laugh to. :rofl1:

Fais
26-01-07, 10:58 AM
lol, read that one before :D

faishaan
26-01-07, 08:38 PM
The Mullah looked back at him and raised his middle
finger..
forgive me but when i saw that at first i thought of something ealse . :rotfl:

Sulaiman Harun
26-01-07, 08:40 PM
forgive me but when i saw that at first i thought of something ealse . :rotfl:
Me too!! :rotfl::rotfl:

Quest
27-01-07, 05:52 AM
hugo lool and his still christian? surely that opened a train of thought worth riding on.

Me too!! :rotfl::rotfl:


lool me 3

Te'oma
27-01-07, 06:28 AM
The Mullah and the Pope sat opposite
each other for a full minute before the Pope raised his hand and showed
three fingers. The Mullah looked back at him and raised his middle
finger..

I can't comment for the pope but I would have taken the mullahs gesture as something else :p

Quest
27-01-07, 07:01 AM
lol T presuming u took like how the rest of us who commented on the mid finger did.

question

does that make us simple minded, or imaginative:D