caribbeansistah
08-01-07, 02:17 AM
:up: GREAT One-Liners!!!!!.
> 1) Guitar, for sale.......cheap...........
no strings attached.
> 2) Seen on a bulletin board:
Success is relative. More the success,
> more the relatives.
> 3) Behind every great man, there is a surprised woman.
> 4) A Spouse is someone who'll stand by you through all the trouble you
> wouldn't have had if you'd stayed single.
> 5) Smoking helps you lose weight...
one lung at a time!
> 6) When I read about the evils of drinking...
I gave up reading.
> 7) My Grandfather is eighty and still doesn't need glasses...
He drinks
> straight out of the bottle.
> 8) I always leave an empty milk carton in the refrigerator just in case
> someone wants Black Coffee.
> 9) Getting caught is the mother of Invention.
> 10) Laugh and the world laughs with you,
Snore and you sleep alone.
> 1) Guitar, for sale.......cheap...........
no strings attached.
> 2) Seen on a bulletin board:
Success is relative. More the success,
> more the relatives.
> 3) Behind every great man, there is a surprised woman.
> 4) A Spouse is someone who'll stand by you through all the trouble you
> wouldn't have had if you'd stayed single.
> 5) Smoking helps you lose weight...
one lung at a time!
> 6) When I read about the evils of drinking...
I gave up reading.
> 7) My Grandfather is eighty and still doesn't need glasses...
He drinks
> straight out of the bottle.
> 8) I always leave an empty milk carton in the refrigerator just in case
> someone wants Black Coffee.
> 9) Getting caught is the mother of Invention.
> 10) Laugh and the world laughs with you,
Snore and you sleep alone.