My version of 50 Cents In da Klub

[Showkat]

Salaams All

This is my latest poem

http://www.7cgen.com/index.php?showtopic=6790

In da club
The hub
Of my interaction
With the hunies and babes

Like a film star
I get ready
Shower and shave
Face cream and after shave
Gel and latest hairstyle

Matching shoes, trousers and shirt
Have to look good
Enough to eat
And be eaten

In da club
Ready to pull
Notch up another scalp
To add to my tally
100 nearly


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[Jihaan]

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[Showkat]

In Da Club

In da club
The hub
Of my interaction
With the hunies and babes

Like a film star
I get ready
Shower and shave
Face cream and after shave
Gel and latest hairstyle

Matching shoes, trousers and shirt
Have to look good
Enough to eat
And be eaten

In da club
Ready to pull
Notch up another scalp
To add to my tally
100 nearly

Hook up with like minded chums
In the queue
Eyeing up the women and their bums
Giving a rating
And making a mental note
Of all the numbers

Doors open
Time to make an entrance
Fitted and tight clothing
Revealing my curves
Worked hard at the gym for this body
Women staring and drooling
Trying hard to get me on the floor

But I aint interested
Coz I see my prey
On the shiny meat counter
Aka the dance floor
Dancing with her mates
She’s the only one I’m gonna stay faithful to
For tonight and maybe next week, if she’s lucky

She’s got the body and looks hot
Who cares about brains?
Clothes are revealing and teasing
And I’m in need of pleasing

So I step
In her direction
Avoiding the others
Who make subtle contact
Like wild beasts in a frenzy

My mind is set
The hunt is on
The music is driving me
Forwards and onwards
Like a zombie

In da club
The place to be
To forget reality
Experience ecstasy
A little bit of heaven
Especially when you’re nineteen

I reach my target
But to late
Another 3 right before me
Damn
Life can be unfair

So I back track
To find another
Partner
To jump into the sack with

Women for me are pieces of meat
Nothing more nothing less
To use and abuse like a product

*****es and hoes
So my fav rappers say
Prophets of doom
Leading me astray

I’m a slave to society
Talk, walk, dress and speak like they tell me to
Being a rebel
Stopped thinking long time ago
Allah gave me a brain
Sometimes I wonder why?
Coz the drugs and drink is driving me insane
But I can’t find any peace of mind

Women come women go
All colours all religions
Yeah I’m integrated
Try anything once or maybe twice
Variety certainly the spice of my life

In the movies and the rap songs
They told me this is what life is all about
Now I’ve done it plenty of times
Just like they said
Now I got my doubts

Maybe there is more to life then drugs, drinking, clubbing and chasing loose women to abuse?

[ajnabee]

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[susu12092]

Not exactly the ideal thread to start in this forum. :rubeyes:

[Kasim2k7]

Not exactly the ideal thread to start in this forum. :rubeyes:

I agree. Plus the 50 song is stupid too. Every english song is stupid. No point. The Rhymes thread is where the planet should be lol