Opera Baby

[Ankaboot]

no its not a quiz or puzzle...but u shud hav a humour section :)

try this link......there's two not-so-gud words in there...but apart from dat its hilarious!!!

and dont bother chekin it out if u hav no speakers :P

http://www.madblast.com/funflash/swf/operababy.swf

[Ankaboot]

k....jus som lafs i'd thought i'd share....
...hey i cud start me own humour section!! :D



i want u 2 know dat our friendship means alot 2 me.U cry i cry.U lauf i lauf.U jump out of da window... I look down & den... i lauf again


m not under d affluence of incohol as some tinkle peep.Im not half as thunk as u drink.I fool so feelish and da drunker i stand here da longer i get


This cat is cat a cat good cat way cat to cat keep cat a cat idiot cat buzy cat for cat 20 cat seconds cat! NOW READ IT WITHOUT SAYIN CAT!


Pls remind me 2 remind u about remindin me to send u dis reminder oh dat reminds me can u remind me wot the reminder was ive forgot!

[Ankaboot]

HU'S ON FIRST

By James Sherman

(We take you now to the Oval Office.)

George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?

Condi: Mr. President, I have the report here about the new leader of China.

George: Great. Lay it on me.

Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.

George: That's what I want to know.

Condi: That's what I'm telling you.

George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?

Condi: Yes.

George: I mean the fellow's name.

Condi: Hu.

George: The guy in China.

Condi: Hu.

George: The new leader of China.

Condi: Hu.

George: The Chinaman!

Condi: Hu is leading China.

George: Now whaddya' asking me for?

Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.

George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?

Condi: That's the man's name.

George: That's who's name?

Condi: Yes.

George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.

Condi: That's correct.

George: Then who is in China?

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: Yassir is in China?

Condi: No, sir.

George: Then who is?

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: Yassir?

Condi: No, sir.

George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.

Condi: Kofi?

George: No, thanks.

Condi: You want Kofi?

George: No.

Condi: You don't want Kofi.

George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.

Condi: Kofi?

George: Milk! Will you please make the call?

Condi: And call who?

George: Who is the guy at the U.N?

Condi: Hu is the guy in China.

George: Will you stay out of China?!

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.

Condi: Kofi.

George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.

(Condi picks up the phone.)

Condi: Rice, here.

George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East?

[Khan [da real!]]

lol@Ankaboot

[sajid]

LOLOL that is soo hilarious!

[Muslim Sista]

lol

[Ankaboot]

somthing i can relate to... :D

There were three old men (modified from Dr Emad Hammoude's website).


One of them admits, 'You know, I'm getting really forgetful. This morning, I was at the top of the stairs, and i couldn't remember whether I had just come up or was about to go down.'

The second one confesses, 'You think that's bad? I was sitting on the edge of my bed the other day, and i couldn't remember whether I was going to bed or had just woken up!'

The third one says smugly, 'Well , my memory's just as good as it's always been, knock on wood.' He raps the table as people often do when they utter 'knock on wood'. However, with a startled look on his face, he asks, 'Who's there?'

[StickyPeas]

hahahaha :p

[Ankaboot]

NOTE TO MANAGEMENT:

C.K, my assistant programmer, can always be found
hard at work in his cubicle. C.K works independently, without
wasting company time talking to colleagues. C.K never
thinks twice about assisting fellow employees, and he always
finishes given assignments on time. Often C.K takes extended
measures to complete his work, sometimes skipping coffee
breaks. C.K is a dedicated individual who has absolutely no
vanity in spite of his high accomplishments and profound
knowledge in his field. I firmly believe that C.K can be
classed as a high-caliber employee, the type which cannot be
dispensed with. Consequently, I duly recommend that C.K be
promoted to executive management, and a proposal will be
sent away as soon as possible.

Sd/
Project Leader

-------------------------------------------- >

A MEMO WAS SOON SENT FOLLOWING THE ABOVE NOTE:

That stupid idiot was reading over my shoulder when I wrote the
last note to you earlier today. Kindly read only the odd
lines 1, 3, 5, 7, 9, 11, and 13... for my true assessment of him.
:D

[Ruqayyah]

My 16 year old sis in law sent me that "opera baby" Lol, very funny, though I hope she didn't get it from that site! :eek: It's a little worrying........

[Ruqayyah]

http://www.madblast.com/view.cfm?type=FunFlash&display=1956

[StickyPeas]

loooooooool!!!! ankaboot, that was hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!
hahahahahahahahah

[Ankaboot]

yeh i know wot u mean by the site Rukaya...but it was too hilarious not too share...

but this one's for u sis... :D

http://smilepop.com/index.cfm?action=viewcard&content_id=602&page_id=602

[Ankaboot]

There are three engineers in a car; an electrical engineer, a chemical engineer and a Microsoft engineer. Suddenly the car just stops by the side of the road, and the three engineers look at each other wondering what could be wrong.
The electrical engineer suggests stripping down the electronics of the car and trying to trace where a fault might have occurred. The chemical engineer, not knowing much about cars, suggests that maybe the fuel is becoming emulsified and getting blocked somewhere.

Then, the Microsoft engineer, not knowing much about anything, comes up with a suggestion, "Why don't we close all the windows, get out, get back in, open the windows again, and maybe it'll work !?"

haha :D

[Ruqayyah]

Originally posted by Ankaboot
yeh i know wot u mean by the site Rukaya...but it was too hilarious not too share...

but this one's for u sis... :D

http://smilepop.com/index.cfm?action=viewcard&content_id=602&page_id=602


Sis that was FAB!! hahahahahahahahahaha. Made me laugh :D
I'm not easily buggable am I??? Lol, maybe I'm getting old. I even remember the original to that song. Yikes!!!

[Ruqayyah]

This is terrible...but made me laugh!! :D


http://www.miniclip.com/dancingbush.htm

[StickyPeas]

lool :rotfl:

[Ankaboot]

Worried about the instability of Israel, Ariel Sharon goes to South America to visit a fortune teller. "What do you see in our future?", Sharon asks the soothsayer?

"I see your land filled with prosperity and wealth. There is beautiful architecture and landscaping.", he replies.

"What else do you see?", inquires Sharon.

"I see a big sign at the entrance of your country."

"What does it say?", asks Sharon.

"I don't know", replies the fortune teller, "I can't read Arabic!"

[Ankaboot]

Date: Mon, 10 Feb 2003 15:55:48 -0000

BREAKING NEWS

(Reuters), Washington, 310103

Fire Damages Presidential Library

Washington, DC

A tragic and sad fire has destroyed the personal library of President George W. Bush. Both of his books have been lost.

The president is reportedly devastated - apparently, he had not finished coloring the second one.

:D

[Ankaboot]

A lady bought a new Lexus. Cost a bundle. Two days later, she brought it back, complaining that the radio was not working.

"Madam," said the sales manager, "the audio system in this car is completely automatic. All you need to do is tell it what you want to listen to, and you will hear exactly that!"

She drove out, somewhat amazed and a little confused. She looked at the radio and said, "Nelson." The radio responded, "Ricky or Willie?" She was astounded. If she wanted Beethoven, that's what she got. If she wanted Nat King Cole, she got it.

She was stopped at a traffic light enjoying "On The Road Again" when the light turned green and she pulled out. Suddenly an enormous sports utility vehicle coming from the street she was crossing sped toward her, obviously not paying attention to the light. She swerved and narrowly missed a collision.

"Idiot!" she yelled and, from the radio, "Ladies and gentlemen, the President of the United States."

[Ankaboot]

A Russian doctor says "Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him looking for work in six weeks."

A German doctor says "That is nothing, we can take a lung out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in four weeks.

An Arab doctor says "In my country, medicine is so advanced that we can take half a heart out of one person, put it in another, and have them both looking for work in two weeks."

The Texas doctor, not to be outdone, says "You guys are way behind, we recently took a man with no brain out of Texas, put him in the White House for four years, and now half the country is looking for work."

[Ankaboot]

Before the inauguration, George W. was invited to a 'get acquainted' tour of the White House.

After drinking several glasses of iced tea, he asked President Clinton if he could use his personal bathroom. He was astonished to see that the President had a solid gold urinal!

That afternoon, George W. told his wife, Laura, about the urinal. "Just think," he said, "when I am President, I'll have my own personal gold urinal!"

Later, when Laura had lunch with Hillary at her tour of the White House, she told Hillary how impressed George had been with his discovery of the fact that, in the President's private bathroom, the President had a gold urinal.

That evening, Bill and Hillary were getting ready for bed. Hillary turned to Bill and said, "Well, I found out who peed in your saxophone."