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Chained_Water
10-12-06, 07:07 PM
How can a not-very-scary-looking hijaabi teacher make insane 14 yr olds cry? :help:
souljaa
10-12-06, 07:09 PM
How can a not-very-scary-looking hijaabi teacher make insane 14 yr olds cry? :help:
lol:rotfl:...show them creepy crawlies like snakes and spiders:up:
Chained_Water
10-12-06, 07:10 PM
Yeh and where am I going to find those in the middle of a lesson?
I need suggestions that don't involve corporeal punishment either (why did they ever get rid of that?! )
lol:rotfl:...show them creepy crawlies like snakes and spiders:up:
souljaa
10-12-06, 07:11 PM
Yeh and where am I going to find those in the middle of a lesson?
I need suggestions that don't involve corporeal punishment either (why did they ever get rid of that?! )
lol...I don't know...if they are muslim kids then maybe you can tell them about the aakhira or maybe teach them about respect for elders?
sunrise
10-12-06, 07:16 PM
salam
Well waht i've learnt from my kiddies is
1. When you walk into the room all eyes are on you..try not to be smiley smiely but try not to seem aggressive...rather just firm
2. Only once you have gained their respect then you can tone down a little
3. I made the BIG mistake of showing myself more of a friend rather than a teacher so when it came to me taking over from the teacher and teachign they didn't give me the respect i deserved because they percieved me as a friend not a teacher...some even talked back to me:S but alhamdulilah i sorted them out lol
Sunrise
How can a not-very-scary-looking hijaabi teacher make insane 14 yr olds cry? :help:
My friends a secondary school maths teacher and she's learnt trying not look as though you want to be their pal helps :p
It blurs the lines between teacher, your role, your responsibility and how the kids perceive you.
Be firm. And if all else fails - shout. She shouts a lot at them..and frankly, has put the fear of God into them
Suffice to say, they behave in her class now :hidban:
.: Anna :.
10-12-06, 07:23 PM
Depends how bad the school is I guess? hmmm... im thinking u have to make sure they can get away with anything or they dnt think that u will b soft with them. Like my dad used to not let them sit with their friends in lessons and not let any of them talk, apart from in the end of term
Chained_Water
10-12-06, 07:26 PM
Shouting too much can do the opposite of put the fear of god into them though..
I did practice shouting into some kids face after taking him outside the class the other day.. it was fun :D
It was *quiet voice* "Didn't I tell you to do your work and stop talking?"
"Yeh."
*screaming at top of lungs right in his face so the whole of class inside the room and other classes on the floor can hear* "SO WHY WERE YOU STILL TALKING AND DISRUPTING MY LESSON?!" ..and I can't remember what else I said, but I had a good go :hidban:
Shouting too much can do the opposite of put the fear of god into them though..
I did practice shouting into some kids face after taking him outside the class the other day.. it was fun :D
It was *quiet voice* "Didn't I tell you to do your work and stop talking?"
"Yeh."
*screaming at top of lungs right in his face so the whole of class inside the room and other classes on the floor can hear* "SO WHY WERE YOU STILL TALKING AND DISRUPTING MY LESSON?!" ..and I can't remember what else I said, but I had a good go :hidban:
Lol...good opportunity to take your anger brought on by something else onto them too :D
Too much of anything can have the opposite, un-desired effect. So shouting too much, being too nice may have them be putty in your hands for a while but may also cause them to become more rowdy and stubborn.
My biology teacher was like that, friendly when required and pure evil - but he was an excellent teacher and we all performed well :up:
Alternating between the 2 would be a good balance.
sunrise
10-12-06, 07:34 PM
Shouting too much can do the opposite of put the fear of god into them though..
I did practice shouting into some kids face after taking him outside the class the other day.. it was fun :D
It was *quiet voice* "Didn't I tell you to do your work and stop talking?"
"Yeh."
*screaming at top of lungs right in his face so the whole of class inside the room and other classes on the floor can hear* "SO WHY WERE YOU STILL TALKING AND DISRUPTING MY LESSON?!" ..and I can't remember what else I said, but I had a good go :hidban:
Lol aww i hate!! shouting at my kids but sometimes it's the only way to get them to listen
Man watch it it gives you a sore throat after a while
Sunrise
Chained_Water
10-12-06, 07:35 PM
Never ever shout when you're angry.. its not good at all.. you can end up losing it or doing/saying something you shouldn't.
When I shouted at the kid I sent him out first then thought in my head "Right, now I am gonna go out and shout at him REALLY loud" and I was just wondering what reaction I would get.. 'twas an experiment :D
sunrise
10-12-06, 07:36 PM
Never ever shout when you're angry.. its not good at all.. you can end up losing it or doing/saying something you shouldn't.
When I shouted at the kid I sent him out first then thought in my head "Right, now I am gonna go out and shout at him REALLY loud" and I was just wondering what reaction I would get.. 'twas an experiment :D
lol we wers doign science the other day and they got so hyper i thougth they were going to cause a fire llol experiments give me headaches all the planning and u need like a hundred pairs of eyes lol
Sunrise
Never ever shout when you're angry.. its not good at all.. you can end up losing it or doing/saying something you shouldn't.
When I shouted at the kid I sent him out first then thought in my head "Right, now I am gonna go out and shout at him REALLY loud" and I was just wondering what reaction I would get.. 'twas an experiment :D
:1popcorn:
what happened to him?! :eek:
im sure eemee sheemee could help u out here..she does school jihad on them all the while :D
.: Anna :.
10-12-06, 07:44 PM
sis sunrise r u a teacher? i thought u were same age as me like in uni!
:1popcorn:
what happened to him?! :eek:
im sure eemee sheemee could help u out here..she does school jihad on them all the while :D
:D
I walk into the room and silence envelops the classroom :eek: *cue sinister music*
ibn suleman
10-12-06, 09:44 PM
21 Teaching Methods of the Prophet
http://www.kalamullah.com/Muhammed%20Alshareef/Muhammad%20Alshareef%20-%2021%20Teaching%20Methods%20of%20the%20Prophet/Muhammad%20Alshareef%20-%2021%20Teaching%20Methods%20of%20the%20Prophet.jp g
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| CD 1 (http://www.kalamullah.com/teaching1.html) | CD 2 (http://www.kalamullah.com/teaching2.html) | CD 3 (http://www.kalamullah.com/teaching3.html) | CD 4 (http://www.kalamullah.com/teaching4.html)
ibn suleman
10-12-06, 09:44 PM
^^^^
i'm sure one of u teachers will listen to it :D
Mr_Jailer
10-12-06, 09:45 PM
You have 'em all wrapped round ur lil thumb :up:
:D
I walk into the room and silence envelops the classroom :eek: *cue sinister music*
ibn suleman
10-12-06, 09:47 PM
:D
I walk into the room and silence envelops the classroom :eek: *cue sinister music*
what happens when the kids come in? :D
veilofmysoul
10-12-06, 09:47 PM
Let me think back to how my teacher made me cry when I was 14 ...
oh Yeah.. she insulted me... lol
You wanna make 'em cry? What works like a charm is threatening them you'll call their parents or actually following through with it... or even calling them one by one in a very serious tone and speaking to them. It works for school here...
what happens when the kids come in? :D
good point :D i give em all a dutty look
last week the kids were doing an assessment in which they were all working in silence, i was sat at my desk marking. About 20 mins into the lesson i hear this sniffling and sobbing, pausing for breath, crying!!! pray, why is this boy crying so hysterically in class? whats happened? :eek: so i take him outside really worried and anxious to know what or who has upset him and
when he finally spoke amidst the crying he tells me its because.....
because.....
because....
wait for it...
*bawling*- i lie not!!!
"I left my homework at home miss"
:smack:
when i finally got him to the loo and made his wash his bawling face it took ages for him to calm down and i :buttkick: very nicely and said homework wasnt worth crying over :there: he rang home and had his dad drop it off
worse thing was i couldnt for the life of me remember which homework it was :D
ibn suleman
11-12-06, 08:29 AM
"I left my homework at home miss"
:smack:
when i finally got him to the loo and made his wash his bawling face it took ages for him to calm down and i :buttkick: very nicely and said homework wasnt worth crying over :there: he rang home and had his dad drop it off
worse thing was i couldnt for the life of me remember which homework it was :D
how old was the kid....i thought u teach at secondary school?
how old was the kid....i thought u teach at secondary school?
i do!!! 12 years old man. sensitive kid and very very nerdy :inlove:
ibn suleman
11-12-06, 08:42 AM
i do!!! 12 years old man. sensitive kid and very very nerdy :inlove:
lool
this is what goes on in the staff room, innit
telling each other stories on how to make kids cry :D
and coming up with new evil plans....:p
This is actually a really important topic,I cant wait for my son to finish school it fills me with dread to see him go there everyday, on his first day at secondary school he left his bag in front of a fire exit for 5 minutes and was made to stand face against the wall on the stage in the hall in front of everyone for all of his lunch breaks for a week :(
my sons have been faced with some really nasty teachers in school, one teacher screamed at a girl so much he made he cry, when my son ( who was horrified to see him breaking her down like that ) told him sir i think u should calm down a bit please shes really upset, he got taken outside the class pinned against the wall and the teacher screamed in his face that he hated his brother ( who had been left the school more than a year) and he hated him, and called him all the names under the sun.
respect is something earned not just handed out on a plate to gain the respect of children u need to show respectful behaviour towards them, many of them play up because this is what they have learnt from adults around them, and they need good examples. i went to see a teacher about my sons school work once, and she didnt like something i had said and next thing i know she flings open the office door and starts screaming at the top of her voice "get out of my office" ( in front of my son too :mad: ) she then followed me down the long corridors screaming "get out get out or i`ll call the police" i later found out shes head of anger managment for the kids :rolleyes: point is if teachers cant control themselves then how do they expect the kids to learn how to control their anger...
and all that chatting about kids in the staffroom is terrible u get one teacer who hates a kid and then they spread their poison to all the other staff and the poor kid doesnt get a break for the next five years. teachers can either be remembered for life as someone who bought a whole new world to a kid, or they can emotionally scar kids for life and make their school days miserable.
How can a not-very-scary-looking hijaabi teacher make insane 14 yr olds cry? :help:
Miss water....:D ....now now you dont want to make the brats cry staright away...give it a few lessons.
every teacher is different- depending on the level of ability and aptitude of the students they will respond to behaviour management techniques very differently.
if you want to get them to think about what theyve done first of all its soo important not to let them know theyve got to you or rattle your cage. (very hard i know, this nutcase girl tipped out the entire bin in my classroom once she was complete :wacko: :rotfl: and i just stood there as the class waited for a reaching and said right emma, now pick it all up and she just looked at me waiting for me to scream my lungs out. and this psycho kid and i mean real :wacko: got on her hands and knees and picked it all up.)
see when you silent it worse than screaming in a lot of ways cos they dont know what the hell to expect :eek3: dont ever let them see you upset!!!
and if you make a threat always carry it out :up:
e.g right, its about time i discussed your phobia to my lessons with your parents. read out their phone number and address :eek: and call em right in
if there are very very disruptive students and one of my friends has done this with a lot of success, call in their ammee jee and ask her to sit in your lesson. then watch your learning objectives being met with flying colours ;)
ibn suleman
11-12-06, 08:58 AM
and all that chatting about kids in the staffroom is terrible u get one teacer who hates a kid and then they spread their poison to all the other staff and the poor kid doesnt get a break for the next five years.
i dont know if this really happens by the way...i was just speculating
Miss water....:D ....now now you dont want to make the brats cry staright away...give it a few lessons.
every teacher is different- depending on the level of ability and aptitude of the students they will respond to behaviour management techniques very differently.
if you want to get them to think about what theyve done first of all its soo important not to let them know theyve got to you or rattle your cage. (very hard i know, this nutcase girl tipped out the entire bin in my classroom once she was complete :wacko: :rotfl: and i just stood there as the class waited for a reaching and said right emma, now pick it all up and she just looked at me waiting for me to scream my lungs out. and this psycho kid and i mean real :wacko: got on her hands and knees and picked it all up.)
see when you silent it worse than screaming in a lot of ways cos they dont know what the hell to expect :eek3: dont ever let them see you upset!!!
and if you make a threat always carry it out :up:
e.g right, its about time i discussed your phobia to my lessons with your parents. read out their phone number and address :eek: and call em right in
if there are very very disruptive students and one of my friends has done this with a lot of success, call in their ammee jee and ask her to sit in your lesson. then watch your learning objectives being met with flying colours ;)
^^^
this kind of advice is in the talk i posted earlier :D
well not the phoning bit...
i dont know if this really happens by the way...i was just speculating
it happens at my sons school
lool
this is what goes on in the staff room, innit
telling each other stories on how to make kids cry :D
and coming up with new evil plans....:p
no i didnt tell any other staff. i really really like the kid mashallah. none of any one elses business.
This is actually a really important topic,I cant wait for my son to finish school it fills me with dread to see him go there everyday, on his first day at secondary school he left his bag in front of a fire exit for 5 minutes and was made to stand face against the wall on the stage in the hall in front of everyone for all of his lunch breaks for a week :(
my sons have been faced with some really nasty teachers in school, one teacher screamed at a girl so much he made he cry, when my son ( who was horrified to see him breaking her down like that ) told him sir i think u should calm down a bit please shes really upset, he got taken outside the class pinned against the wall and the teacher screamed in his face that he hated his brother ( who had been left the school more than a year) and he hated him, and called him all the names under the sun.
respect is something earned not just handed out on a plate to gain the respect of children u need to show respectful behaviour towards them, many of them play up because this is what they have learnt from adults around them, and they need good examples. i went to see a teacher about my sons school work once, and she didnt like something i had said and next thing i know she flings open the office door and starts screaming at the top of her voice "get out of my office" ( in front of my son too :mad: ) she then followed me down the long corridors screaming "get out get out or i`ll call the police" i later found out shes head of anger managment for the kids :rolleyes: point is if teachers cant control themselves then how do they expect the kids to learn how to control their anger...
and all that chatting about kids in the staffroom is terrible u get one teacer who hates a kid and then they spread their poison to all the other staff and the poor kid doesnt get a break for the next five years.
i completely agree with you:up: . kids need to learn through respect not fear and screaming at them until your blue int he face is going to mean youve lost self control and about to erupt- the next step is usually physical and i know of teachers who have done this and had it covered up because of an adults word agaianst a childs :rolleyes:
no child should ever feel intimidated of coming to school becuase of teacher bullying, asiya did you ever lodge a complaint with the school? because if it goes to the board of governors- which is who you should address it too, theres usally and investigation.
you dont need to shout at kids to get them to comply. you explain your actions in a rational and collected manner and discuss how 'fair' your reprimand is with them so they understand why your taking the action you are.
Theres good in every single person and kids more than anyone else need reminding of it.
Im a firm and strong advocate of positive discpline.
21 Teaching Methods of the Prophet
http://www.kalamullah.com/Muhammed%20Alshareef/Muhammad%20Alshareef%20-%2021%20Teaching%20Methods%20of%20the%20Prophet/Muhammad%20Alshareef%20-%2021%20Teaching%20Methods%20of%20the%20Prophet.jp g
Everyone must adopt some form of teaching technique in one way or another. Why not select the methods that were prescribed and used by the Prophet. By listening to this 4 CD set you can teach others using a method that is from the Sunnah and guaranteed to work.
| CD 1 (http://www.kalamullah.com/teaching1.html) | CD 2 (http://www.kalamullah.com/teaching2.html) | CD 3 (http://www.kalamullah.com/teaching3.html) | CD 4 (http://www.kalamullah.com/teaching4.html)
Yes i listened to the talk :inlove: its was beautiful ibn suleman :)
i dont know if this really happens by the way...i was just speculating
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where i work now its not done maliciouly we talk about the funny things a kid has done. like one girl coming to school so sleepy she still had her fluffy slippers on :D
there are one or two who talk down about kids in the staffroom but be assured, they largely get ignored :rolleyes:
I have tried complaining but no ones listening, im sure if i was dressed in a pencil skirt and a pair of high heels and my kids were white ( theyre the only black kids in the school then it would be a whole other kettle of fish, i went to the headmaster to express my concerns and he just fobbed me off and said " you look like a woman on the edge!!!" ( cheeky so and so) i wrote to the head of the education department and they said it wasnt a matter for them, we dont have school boards here the headmaster is head of the school and he can do what he likes.
when a teacher assaulted a girl on a school trip,in front of my son, and the girl complained about it, they bought in her father ( whos a police officer) who they knew had beaten the daylights out of her before because they had to call in social services and have photos taken of her injuries the year before, and told him your daughter has an anger problem, like u said the teachers gang up on the kid to hide what they did because the adults word will always be taken over the kids.
I like your style though sis emaan masha Allah how u dealt with that girl and the litter bin :D thats the key stay calm and dont let them ruffle your feathers :up: these poor little people need some guidance in life and school may be the only place they get it may Allah ta ala reward you and all our muslim teachers and give you sabr amin.
I have tried complaining but no ones listening, im sure if i was dressed in a pencil skirt and a pair of high heels and my kids were white ( theyre the only black kids in the school then it would be a whole other kettle of fish, i went to the headmaster to express my concerns and he just fobbed me off and said " you look like a woman on the edge!!!" ( cheeky so and so) i wrote to the head of the education department and they said it wasnt a matter for them, we dont have school boards here the headmaster is head of the school and he can do what he likes.
when a teacher assaulted a girl on a school trip,in front of my son, and the girl complained about it, they bought in her father ( whos a police officer) who they knew had beaten the daylights out of her before because they had to call in social services and have photos taken of her injuries the year before, and told him your daughter has an anger problem, like u said the teachers gang up on the kid to hide what they did because the adults word will always be taken over the kids.
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That just bloody unbelievable :55: i cannot understand why these people stay in the profession :mad:
where i work i see the school for so many kids as a sanctuary from the abuses they suffer at home, but to come across instances of teacher violence makes me seethe. teachers covering teachers backs
chained water...this is why i would advise you when you get into a school full time, stay aloof so you dont have to fraternise with moroninc teachers who occupy every staff list in every school. :rolleyes: and yah sometimes those cretins are on senior management. but once youve displayed your competancy and excellence with pupil relationships and exam results with impressive value added scores you wont get bothered and you'll be in a position to call more shots.
i really hate this aspect of my job which is why i intend to quit inshallah in a few years time.
ibn suleman
11-12-06, 09:35 AM
Eemaan - masha'allah :up:
if only i had teachers like you, i wud have turned up on time to school :D
and u reccomend the talk, right??? :p :D
sunrise
11-12-06, 09:43 AM
Eemaan - masha'allah :up:
if only i had teachers like you, i wud have turned up on time to school :D
and u reccomend the talk, right??? :p :D
Well you can still go back to school if you want:D i need some year 3's to fill in the gaps...:hidban:
ibn suleman
11-12-06, 09:45 AM
Well you can still go back to school if you want:D i need some year 3's to fill in the gaps...:hidban:
year 3 :eek:
u serious?
i get to jump two grades :p
:D
sunrise
11-12-06, 09:47 AM
year 3 :eek:
u serious?
i get to jump two grades :p
:D
wooohoooo so u joining?
ibn suleman
11-12-06, 09:50 AM
wooohoooo so u joining?
:0:
and u reccomend the talk, right??? :p :D
yah i deffo reccomend the talk i need to listen to it again thos one i figure out how to put it on to my ipoddle :scratch:
did you do well at school ibn sul?
you dont need to have succeeded academically to be a genius :inlove:
i have this kid in my form who is a comeplte child prodigy the brightest kid i have ever met- could have been doing a-levels age 12- but you know what she hates school and seldome turns up, but i bet you she'll stll get A* in all her GCSEs inshallah. :inlove:
ibn suleman
11-12-06, 09:59 AM
yah i deffo reccomend the talk i need to listen to it again thos one i figure out how to put it on to my ipoddle :scratch:
did you do well at school ibn sul?
you dont need to have succeeded academically to be a genius :inlove:
i have this kid in my form who is a comeplte child prodigy the brightest kid i have ever met- could have been doing a-levels age 12- but you know what she hates school and seldome turns up, but i bet you she'll stll get A* in all her GCSEs inshallah. :inlove:
cool :up:
see that everyone ^^ listen to the talk :D
alhamdulillah i did do well at school :hidban: :hidban:
cool :up:
see that everyone ^^ listen to the talk :D
alhamdulillah i did do well at school :hidban: :hidban:
well tell us what you got then at GCSE and A-level :D and what subjects? no micky mouse ones please :1popcorn:
ibn suleman
11-12-06, 10:11 AM
well tell us what you got then at GCSE and A-level :D and what subjects? no micky mouse ones please :1popcorn:
gone :D
Na'eemah
11-12-06, 10:14 AM
I did economics too :embar:
6A's 4B's at gcse maths, eng, eng lit, chem, bio, phys, history, econmics, it, woodwork
2A's 1Band 1C at a-level and 1B AS level
Maths, Economics, Chemistry, Physics,and general studies AS,
:hidban:
gonna delete this in a few mins :hidban:
youcant delete it i just quoted it :D :spunch:
mashallah yous a clever lad :eek: but woodwork? aitn that dead and extinct?
my sis has these stickers...one of a broom..and one of a toilet brush...she gives it to the kids who dont do their hoemwork/messing around...as a reminder of where they'll end up if they don't do their work/behave :D
ibn suleman
11-12-06, 10:30 AM
youcant delete it i just quoted it :D :spunch:
mashallah yous a clever lad :eek: but woodwork? aitn that dead and extinct?
:eek: ur not supposed to quote it
not so much clever...but more so it was a good school- they started an exam 20 mins late cos i wasnt there :hidban:
well for most of the year i sanded a piece of wood :D
my sis has these stickers...one of a broom..and one of a toilet brush...she gives it to the kids who dont do their hoemwork/messing around...as a reminder of where they'll end up if they don't do their work/behave :D
:rotfl:thats a good one
:eek: ur not supposed to quote it
not so much clever...but more so it was a good school- they started an exam 20 mins late cos i wasnt there :hidban:
well for most of the year i sanded a piece of wood :D
:eek: they did that for yiu genulman?
there wa a school in leeds last year that sent a kid home cos he was wearing the non uniform in before his maths GCSE exam :smack: idiots
hmmm, i wana see a pic of this piece of wood :buttkick: wharra disgrace
ibn suleman
11-12-06, 10:40 AM
:eek: they did that for yiu genulman?
there wa a school in leeds last year that sent a kid home cos he was wearing the non uniform in before his maths GCSE exam :smack: idiots
hmmm, i wana see a pic of this piece of wood :buttkick: wharra disgrace
yeh theyd phone around enquire why u were late, theyd want everyone there before they started.
why??? that was part of my my project -a kitchen towel holder :D (didnt finish it though :embar: )
Sis Eemaan you must have so many stories from the kids in school no?? :p
Man my sister makes me laugh with her stories. Shes been a teacher for a good few years now mashallah. Shes really good at the shoating, even I get scared :nervous: She goes once she shoated really badly at this kid in high school to leave the class room, and he didnt just walk out, he did THE MOONWALK out :smack: :rotfl:
How do you guys keep a straight face with some of these kids, I'd laugh :p
i know nawar...all my sis's are teachers....and they always have such funny/weird/scary stories
masha allah its lovely to see so many of our sisters are teachers Allahu akbar! may Allah bless them all amin :inlove:
( throws the old lame argument about muslim women having no right to education in the bin doesnt it :rolleyes:)
THE MOONWALK out :smack: :rotfl:
:rofl1:
i know nawar...all my sis's are teachers....and they always have such funny/weird/scary stories
aye, I think 'scary' is quite an apt term for moody adolescent kids wouldnt you say :p
:rofl1:
I know!! So funny. She said she couldnt help but laugh :S
She goes once she shouted really badly at this kid in high school to leave the class room, and he didnt just walk out, he did THE MOONWALK out :smack: :rotfl:
How do you guys keep a straight face with some of these kids, I'd laugh :p
:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: id just be like :rolleyes: at them
I know!! So funny. She said she couldnt help but laugh :S
the way teachers talk about kids is :rubeyes: though...
my sis's arent that bad (about most pupils)...but some teachers have really bad/crude/rude names for their students :(
ibn suleman
11-12-06, 10:48 AM
the funniest teacher i had used to fall asleep every few mins, (looking back i think he suffered from narcolepracy (sp???))
the class used to be a few pupils short every time he nodded off.
the funniest teacher i had used to fall asleep every few mins, (looking back i think he suffered from narcolepracy (sp???))
the class used to be a few pupils short every time he nodded off.
really? thats so funny...i'm sure you all took advantage of that :p
i used to have this really dopy electronics teacher...everyone would just wind him up all the time..and you could hear him shouting all the time (other students would come out their lessons to have a laugh)...once i had to draw this thing...and well..i'm not exactly the most artistically gifted person in the world...so he did the work for me..then at the end of the lesson he was like 'wow hafsah..this is amazing work...why can't you all work like hafsah?!! here...A*' (he was dead serious!)
ibn suleman
11-12-06, 10:58 AM
really? thats so funny...i'm sure you all took advantage of that :p
i used to have this really dopy electronics teacher...everyone would just wind him up all the time..and you could hear him shouting all the time (other students would come out their lessons to have a laugh)...once i had to draw this thing...and well..i'm not exactly the most artistically gifted person in the world...so he did the work for me..then at the end of the lesson he was like 'wow hafsah..this is amazing work...why can't you all work like hafsah?!! here...A*' (he was dead serious!)
loool :D
they didnt let me take electronics :( said they were oversubscribed to it...and had to take one person off the course :torture:
Sis Eemaan you must have so many stories from the kids in school no?? :p
yah :D and lots of crying kids :(
i have horror stories kiddies- kiddies getting um to harraam stuff on the back of the school coach (ugh i didnt wanna touch them)
kids vomiting in my room making me wanna vomit :vomit:
kids running out of my lesson and escaping through the hole in the school fence :rotfl:
kids hiding from teachers on castles visits :D great fun
kids collapsing from overdoses in my class :(
having epileptic fits
two girls scalping eachother in a fight :eek: they tore eachothers hair out, i was fascinated :eek3:
yah :D and lots of crying kids :(
i have horror stories kiddies- kiddies getting um to harraam stuff on the back of the school coach (ugh i didnt wanna touch them)
kids vomiting in my room making me wanna vomit :vomit:
kids running out of my lesson and escaping through the hole in the school fence :rotfl:
kids hiding from teachers on castles visits :D great fun
kids collapsing from overdoses in my class :(
having epileptic fits
two girls scalping eachother in a fight :eek: they tore eachothers hair out, i was fascinated :eek3:
:eek: :eek: :eek: Lol, wow, sounds scary sis :p
btw, are you good at shouting!!!
I could never be a teacher, Im absolutely rubbish at shouting :(
ibn suleman
11-12-06, 12:18 PM
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Lol. Jzk, Im absolutely rubbish at spelling as well you see :D
:eek: :eek: :eek: Lol, wow, sounds scary sis :p
btw, are you good at shouting!!!
I could never be a teacher, Im absolutely rubbish at shouting :(
:D i dont call it shouting, i rarely shout- i call it 'projecting my voice clearly'
but kids are scared of me tho- i teach older year groups hence have this scary rep with the younger kids who are like :eek: stop eating, talking , breathing when im in sight, its funna :rotfl:
21 Teaching Methods of the Prophet
Everyone must adopt some form of teaching technique in one way or another. Why not select the methods that were prescribed and used by the Prophet. By listening to this 4 CD set you can teach others using a method that is from the Sunnah and guaranteed to work.
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t'am listening to this again and subhanallah to all of you teachs and non teachs i really rec it :love:
an all of you rep ibn sulemaan now :D
Niqaabi
11-12-06, 01:20 PM
staple their fingers together, thats should do the trick.
Phoenix CG
11-12-06, 01:24 PM
"give me your parents number, NOW!" ^_^
"give me your parents number, NOW!" ^_^
:D no need, we have it all at hand now, comes up on the puter when you do the register. much more fun to read it out and say..."him Mr CG 4967..and what are the next two numbers do you think" :shock:
:D
Phoenix CG
11-12-06, 01:54 PM
lool it's mind games though :p but yeah ^ that is much better lool even more scary :rotfl: i wouldn't wanna be in your lessons :( I talk a lot and I used to get kicked out of lessons for bad behaviour :(
lool it's mind games though :p but yeah ^ that is much better lool even more scary :rotfl: i wouldn't wanna be in your lessons :( I talk a lot and I used to get kicked out of lessons for bad behaviour :(
i like kids like you :D makes teaching interesting. i feel :zzz: when kids have no spirit or personality :( i blame primary school teachers, they supress it all :spunch:
Phoenix CG
11-12-06, 02:05 PM
lol not me :p I was really cocky, a real smart ass, liked to show the teachers up. But pretty bad too, :S swore at one teacher :rotfl: , threatened to throw a chair at the headmaster...yet he was cool with me after that, boy was I crazy. There were some real demons in school...I was one of em :p
i like kids like you :D makes teaching interesting. i feel :zzz: when kids have no spirit or personality :( i blame primary school teachers, they supress it all :spunch:
teacher...what to do with the kids who do not want to go school ...i saw some kids crying throughtout in the classroom completely unaware ....
teacher...what to do with the kids who do not want to go school ...i saw some kids crying throughtout in the classroom completely unaware ....
this :buttkick:
works wonders :inlove:
this :buttkick:
works wonders :inlove:
another problem..all kids got to pass test prior to joining nursery or K.g ...I have seen just drop of tears on thier test papers...horriffic times for the parents ...
Zahyrah
11-12-06, 02:54 PM
How can a not-very-scary-looking hijaabi teacher make insane 14 yr olds cry? :help:
sister i dont envy you!
I have a good friend whop used to teach secondary school math, ans she told me to be a sucessful teacher in UK you have to put on your "teacher" persona, and be kinda tough, firm but not too harsh, its hard to get the balance right but when you do it'll all fall into place.
She got her biggest problems from one boy who used to shout racisit slurs at her and hang out with a group of racisit white kids....come parents even she was:rubeyes: to see his mum n dad, mum was black and dad white... she just sat dumbfounded!! the kid was having "issues" with being mixed race mashallah!!
just a lil story for u there!
Zahyrah
11-12-06, 02:55 PM
staple their fingers together, thats should do the trick.
Which schools u been to Sis???!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:D i dont call it shouting, i rarely shout- i call it 'projecting my voice clearly'
but kids are scared of me tho- i teach older year groups hence have this scary rep with the younger kids who are like :eek: stop eating, talking , breathing when im in sight, its funna :rotfl:
Lol, yeah thats what my sister calls it and all :p
I see, so your one of the scary teachers mashallah :cool: :p
Lol, yeah thats what my sister calls it and all :p
I see, so your one of the scary teachers mashallah :cool: :p
no im not alwasy alahmdolillah, i get scared by scary teachers, expecially the mahoooooooosive male ones built like buildings :eek: when those teachers shout im usually :outta:
:nervous:
i live close to a secondary school and i can hear the teachers screaming at the kids from my house :rubeyes: what i always wonder about is if u did that to someone in the street it would be called a verbal assault and u can get them aressted for it so how come teachers are allowed to treat children like that i think its pretty outrageous :torture: they should have more respect for people children i wouldnt even treat my own kids like that :(
this philsophy i will alwasy hold: never speak to a child you teach in a way you would never address your own child.
that should be you threshold for acceptable behaviour for teachers towards another persons child.
that brat your talking to, no matter how annoying and irksome they are, is the love of some parents life, their angel :)
awww sis emaan, may Allah ta ala reward u so much amin, i wish u had been my sons teacher masha Allah u seem very fair with the kids, i know they can be brats sometimes but at the end of the day they werent born that way they learnt that behaviour from an adult somewhere down the line.
awww sis emaan, may Allah ta ala reward u so much amin, i wish u had been my sons teacher masha Allah u seem very fair with the kids, i know they can be brats sometimes but at the end of the day they werent born that way they learnt that behaviour from an adult somewhere down the line.
:jkk: sis but i have a LOT of failings as a teacher and much room for improvement. i genuinely love my job and love the kids i teach. the day i stop teaching for that purpose is the day i will leave.
im labelled a 'saddo' at work:D , but ireally dont care cos i love my job 95% of the time, i love engaging minds, getting kids to think, teaching them their worth.
i know its cliched, but they really are our tomorrow and its a huge burden of responsibility in terms of dawah and nuturing the muslims i have in my classes.
but back to my hobby horse, we need more muslim males in the secondary teaching profession :(
Chained_Water
11-12-06, 10:40 PM
but back to my hobby horse, we need more muslim males in the secondary teaching profession :(
yes because otherwise who will the muslim females in the secondary teaching profession marry? :(
(yes I know my contribution to this thread has been mindblowing, but pls don't flood me with reps ppl, cam down!)
Chained_Water
11-12-06, 10:43 PM
Can I please have a summary of the "how to make pupils cry" recommendations?
Short sharp shock type bullet points will do.
:torture:No physical violence please, I don't want long drawn out court showdowns and my face in the papers.. or to get my hands dirty.
veilofmysoul
12-12-06, 12:07 AM
Basically... Threaten them that you'll call their parents. Worked like a charm when I was that age, the students would be in tears and freaking out. Also what worked was isolated meetings with a strict teacher or principal...one student at a time. Scary times.
How can a not-very-scary-looking hijaabi teacher make insane 14 yr olds cry? :help:
tell them you know all their personal secrets cos they're all in their permanent records. being teenagers its a tough time for them so that should be enough to send them over the edge.
:up:
also specifically victimise one child in the room. preferably the one who looks nearest to crying. all the others will be petrified into obedience.
Chained_Water
12-12-06, 10:06 AM
also specifically victimise one child in the room. preferably the one who looks nearest to crying. all the others will be petrified into obedience.
*writes this one down* :D
its great you lot are so committed to your jobs...theres so many people who become teachers for stupid reasons..like for holidays...so they don't have to pay back their student loans..
and it shows in the way they teach...and they way they treat the kids...and screw up their futures
Chained_Water
12-12-06, 11:45 AM
its great you lot are so committed to your jobs...theres so many people who become teachers for stupid reasons..like for holidays...so they don't have to pay back their student loans..
and it shows in the way they teach...and they way they treat the kids...and screw up their futures
I became a teacher so that I could get school dinners for life.. you know those lovely puddings they do, the chocolate slab ones or the sticky hedgehog ones, with warm custard... mmmm, deeelish! :inlove: ..haven't had one yet though, because the canteen is too much of a jungle for me to have the time or space to ponder over what desert to get..
Plus you get to write on the whiteboard.
And you get to shout at kids all day long :D
Ibn Khattab
12-12-06, 01:33 PM
chained water are you a teacher?
i made a kid cry. i feel jes awful. i didnae even shout at it :(
Na'eemah
13-12-06, 01:30 PM
i made a kid cry. i feel jes awful. i didnae even shout at it :(
:S it?
How old is she/he?
Theres a kid in the class i observe in whi is very sensitive and she cried twice esterday and I felt sorry for her because one of the class members gave out christmas cards and they forgot the sensitive girl out and she had tears in her eyes :(
:S it?
How old is she/he?
Theres a kid in the class i observe in whi is very sensitive and she cried twice esterday and I felt sorry for her because one of the class members gave out christmas cards and they forgot the sensitive girl out and she had tears in her eyes :(
aww thats really mean, they shud get her a bigger un to make up for it.
she was another year 7 kid, zooming down the empty corridors with mahoosive back pack on, i just called her over cos i intended to get on my knees literally cos she was thigh high and whisper about 'why we dont run in corridors and how we might fall over and cause injury to teachers walkin inncocently by' :D
before id even crouched down she exploded into this hysterical mass of tears :eek: i got scared. why you cryun lil un? i asked :eek3: i havent said anything yet?
cos i i cant find my classrooom, its not there!!! waaaaa waaaaaa waaaaa
:rotfl:
seriously i had to turn round in order to stop laughing. yrs 7s are all scary creatures :(
aww thats really mean, they shud get her a bigger un to make up for it.
she was another year 7 kid, zooming down the empty corridors with mahoosive back pack on, i just called her over cos i intended to get on my knees literally cos she was thigh high and whisper about 'why we dont run in corridors and how we might fall over and cause injury to teachers walkin inncocently by' :D
before id even crouched down she exploded into this hysterical mass of tears :eek: i got scared. why you cryun lil un? i asked :eek3: i havent said anything yet?
cos i i cant find my classrooom, its not there!!! waaaaa waaaaaa waaaaa
:rotfl:
seriously i had to turn round in order to stop laughing. yrs 7s are all scary creatures :(
Your mean!
Na'eemah
13-12-06, 01:47 PM
Awww lol. Did she find her class in the end? She should know where it is by now because shes been in school for a few months, unless the school is VERY large?
there is a kid in v11 th grade...he is good in studies but remains tentative in the classroom and is timid too...any tips to help him out and develop his personality :help:
Awww lol. Did she find her class in the end? She should know where it is by now because shes been in school for a few months, unless the school is VERY large?
tis large and she was a lower ability kidling so she was prolly well lost :D
i got another teacher to help her cos i was en route to my lesson.
:nervous: i really dont like teeny tiny kids :nervous: so unpredictable
there is a kid in v11 th grade...he is good in studies but remains tentative in the classroom and is timid too...any tips to help him out and develop his personality :help:
i would work with him on a one to one level- or with a small group. help encourage him to share his knowledge, understanding and application of skills within a small group to help him gain confidence here. try this for a few weeks, and then turn it up a notch and set a whole class excercise on doing a one minute presentaion. and when he partakes, praise the hell out of him for being so brilliant. :D ring his parents and share the joy :)
wonder who this kid is :scratch:
Na'eemah
13-12-06, 02:21 PM
tis large and she was a lower ability kidling so she was prolly well lost :D
i got another teacher to help her cos i was en route to my lesson.
:nervous: i really dont like teeny tiny kids :nervous: so unpredictable
Hmm most teachers don't like the older ones :S But year sevens can be rude actually.
I think once they start their GCSE's/ final year of school they start maturing.
i would work with him on a one to one level- or with a small group. help encourage him to share his knowledge, understanding and application of skills within a small group to help him gain confidence here. try this for a few weeks, and then turn it up a notch and set a whole class excercise on doing a one minute presentaion. and when he partakes, praise the hell out of him for being so brilliant. :D ring his parents and share the joy :)
wonder who this kid is :scratch:
:jkk:
I COULD NOT HAVE ASKED FOR ANY MORE :up:
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