Even when a man is listening hes still going to get it wrong!!

[bint]

I'D LOVE TO BE EIGHT AGAIN............................
A man asked his wife what she'd like for her birthday. I'd love to be eight
again" she replied on the morning of her birthday he arose early, made her a
nice big bowl of Coco-Pops and then took her off to the local theme park.
What a Day!

He put her on every ride in the park:
* The Death Slide
* The Wall of Fear
* The Screaming Monster Roller Coaster
Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park.
Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down.
Right away they journeyed to a McDonalds where her loving husband ordered
her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a Refreshing chocolate milk-shake.
Then it was off to the movies: the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog,
pop-corn, all the Coke she could drink, her favourite lolly and M&Ms.
What a fabulous adventure!

Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed onto the bed
exhausted .
He leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked
"Well Dear, what was it like being eight again?"
Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed ..
"I meant my dress size, you bleep bleep"

The moral of this story :
- Even when a man is listening, he's still gonna get it wrong!!!!!:inlove: :inlove: :inlove: :inlove: :inlove: :inlove: :inlove: :inlove: :inlove: :inlove: :inlove: :inlove:

:rotfl:

[.: Anna :.]

looool :D

[Medievalist]

we're better off not listening at all then :D

[sunrise]

we're better off not listening at all then :D


awww no don't say that it's so sweet mashAllah atleast he tried he did his best what more can a girl ask for?

[Medievalist]

awww no don't say that it's so sweet mashAllah atleast he tried he did his best what more can a girl ask for?

she replied with expletives.

Is that the obedience and reverence due to a husband?

[Ibn-e-Muslim]

i dont get it :embar:
summarise it please if its ok :scratch:

[sunrise]

she replied with expletives.

Is that the obedience and reverence due to a husband?


That's what i said, atleast he tried she shouldn't have been so ungrateful

And to Ibn e muslim

As in she wanted to be a size "8" so loose weight and he misunderstood and thougth she meant "8 years old" and took her to do what an 8year old would like to do for their b-day

Sunrise

[Ibn-e-Muslim]

thnx sunrize for clearing it up
thats a good hubby mashaAllah :up:
we shud appriciate it he atleast listen to her wife wishes however missunderstood it :P

[ur_yusra]

she replied with expletives.

Is that the obedience and reverence due to a husband?

Not at all.. silly woman she should fallen to his feet kissed them and asked if there were anymore ways she could serve him :rolleyes:

[sunrise]

thnx sunrize for clearing it up
thats a good hubby mashaAllah :up:
we shud appriciate it he atleast listen to her wife wishes however missunderstood it :P


lol yeah that's what i said, i mean if a husband or a wife does something for the other that's faboulos and we should feel so appciative and greatful and if they get it right i.e. what we wanted that's just an extra bonus:inlove:

[barodate]

she replied with expletives.

Is that the obedience and reverence due to a husband?

what do you expect? they are both kaafirs :p

[Cristiana]

we're better off not listening at all then :D

SWEEEEEEEEEEEEET:D

[Mr_Jailer]

Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.

[Mr_Jailer]

I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn't.

[Fais]

Thats the women's fault for not explaining it properly. :rotfl:

[Mr_Jailer]

Thats the women's fault for not explaining it properly. :rotfl:

Fais, the bro in ur avtar looks like the bro in mine :coolbro:

[Mr_Jailer]

The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once... :torture::nervous:

[Mr_Jailer]

Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming

1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you're right, shut up.

[aamilah]

Not at all.. silly woman she should fallen to his feet kissed them and asked if there were anymore ways she could serve him :rolleyes:

:rotfl:

[sunrise]

Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming

1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you're right, shut up.



I think that is excellent advice, we have to learn to swallow our pride, or just to keep the person we love shut our gobby mouths!

Mr Jailer are you serious about you being married or was that just an example?

Sunrise

[Mr_Jailer]

I think that is excellent advice, we have to learn to swallow our pride, or just to keep the person we love shut our gobby mouths!

Mr Jailer are you serious about you being married or was that just an example?

Sunrise

Jazakallahu khayr for ur input.

Me not shaadied, (now u know my martial status - oops) they were comments borne from ppls marriages - we shud aim not to be like them otherwise we end up in their situation.

[NaBiiHa]

Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.

:rotfl: :rotfl:

[Mr_Jailer]

First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!" :fairy:

Second Guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive. :banghead:

[ur_yusra]

First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!" :fairy:

Second Guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive. :banghead:

Do you think the sahaba (RA) made jokes like that? or do you think they were too busy learning and studying the words of Allah (swt) which as it happens does not speak ill of women. To demean women is demeaning the woman who gave birth to you.

You can stop with the jokes.

[Fais]

Fais, the bro in ur avtar looks like the bro in mine :coolbro:

No he doesn't :mad: