Only Fools & Fools

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An Imaam after finishing reciting Surah Fatihah began reciting Surah Yusuf. The poeple broke thier prayer and began to return to thier homes. When the Imaam relised the poeple are leaving, he asserted Subhaan-Allah, and then at the top of his voice read "Qul hu walla hu a had", the poeple then returned and rejoined the prayer.

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[Medievalist]

Only Fools and Fools is a top book - mashaALLAH.

One of my favourites is:

A mother complained to her sons teacher that the son was disobedient. She recommended that he brought in-line with lessons of fear. Suddenly the teacher put his extremely long beard into his mouth, began shaking his head violently and let out terrifying sounds.
Frightened the mother exclaimed I asked for lessons of fear for my son not me!
The teacher replied - dont you know. When the punishment of ALLAh comes the good and bad are all destroyed.


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