Enigma Dreamer
03-11-06, 05:47 PM
Assalaamu aleykum.
Just have fun, brothers and sisters. :)
What driver doesn't have a license?
A screwdriver.
What has a neck, but no head?
A bottle.
What did the guitar say to the rock star?
Quit picking on me!
Here on earth it is true, yesterday is always before today; but there is a place where yesterday always follows today. Where?
In a dictionary.
How do prevent a summer cold?
Catch it in the winter
What never gets any wetter no matter how hard it rains?
The ocean.
What is the first thing you do every morning?
Wake up.
What do people make that nobody can ever see?
Noise.
What kind of table has no legs?
Multiplication table.
I will appreciate more. (not part of the answer lol :)
:)
Just have fun, brothers and sisters. :)
What driver doesn't have a license?
A screwdriver.
What has a neck, but no head?
A bottle.
What did the guitar say to the rock star?
Quit picking on me!
Here on earth it is true, yesterday is always before today; but there is a place where yesterday always follows today. Where?
In a dictionary.
How do prevent a summer cold?
Catch it in the winter
What never gets any wetter no matter how hard it rains?
The ocean.
What is the first thing you do every morning?
Wake up.
What do people make that nobody can ever see?
Noise.
What kind of table has no legs?
Multiplication table.
I will appreciate more. (not part of the answer lol :)
:)